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A wise girl kisses but but doesn't love...

Listens but doesn't believe...

And Leaves before she is left!

Marilyn Monroe

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

Also by Marilyn Monroe!

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My Stories...

Promiscuity:

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Complete: Rated MA. OOC/CP/AH/HEA. Name is self explanatory; Bella and Edward are both promiscuous. They meet one night and although they feel an attraction towards each other there is no epiphany. Bella doesn’t like attachments due to past experience and will soon discover that besides sexual attraction there is more to Edward Masen. After their one night stand they’ll realize that they’ve known about each other and their past warnings to stay away was somehow changed by fate. Edward’s promiscuous way never allowed him to get close to a woman before; but Isabella should be illegal, a metaphor for too damn perfect. This story promises to be funny and smutty with a pinch of porn. Along side Edward sits Angelward and Devilward, his conscious; here they comment after seeing Bella for the fist time…

Angelward: “Edward...? If you must continue this life of self-gratification without the care or concern of others, then my advice to you is to look elsewhere! She looks like trouble!” Angelward said. He was dressed in a white robe that went down to his shoeless soles. Like always he had a golden halo over his disheveled hair and sat on my right shoulder. He was my mothers’ favorite.

Devilward: “Edward! Imagine those legs wrapped around your torso! Imagine your cock sheathed in her warmth! Bend her over and fuck the shit out of her bro!” Devilward said. He was dressed in red with two horns hidden by ruffled hair. He had a pencil mustache and sat on my left swinging his red long pointy cock. He was my hero.

Angelward: “Nuisance Edward! The way she’s dressed should speak for itself, she’s going for the simulation of a good girl! Open your eyes! She’s naughty, wicked and corrupt! All she’s doing is causing a disturbance among the male population!”

Devilward: “My point exactly! Bro... I’ll give you one of my devil-horns if you fuck her! Please Edward! We have to fuck her! Now!”

What do you think happens when promiscuous B meets promiscuous E?

Here are some links to the story to help you play along!

New Banner! And I made this one: Promiscuity!

Angelward Devilward

My fave E&B youtube: HERE for Robert makes Kristen GO BAD!

Chapter 1: Isabella-Swan Edward-Anthony-Masen-Cullen

Chapter 3: The-Edgewater-Hotel and Edward and his Volvo

Chapter 4: Bachelorette-Dress-Bella

Chapter 5: The-Edgewater-Hotel (click on 'Weddings' to see more pics), Maid-of-Honor-Dress Imagine it w/a tutu underneath and little flowers everywhere! Head-Over-Heels by the Go-Go's and Quiereme-Mucho by Julio Iglesias.

Chapter 7: B+E's-1st-Date-Dress, Aston-Martin, and Richmond Beach

Chapter 8: Shower Sex scene

Chapter 12: Againts-the-wall scene and Bella's too-short Dress

Chapter 13: Striptease outfit and Life JT FutereSex/LoveSound

Chapter 14: Bella's-dress

Chapter 16: Song Bella hears while orgasm played on (first 20 seconds) Here and listen to the next 60 seconds for her incoherent comments afterward.

Click Here for 'Secret Smile' by Semisonic. All of it is full of awesomeness, but look around 1:05. Kristen is smiling and looking at Robs hair. She’s totally saying ‘Oh I want to fuck your hair’ and then he notices her looking at him so she turns back to him all serious and ‘Oh fuck he caught me looking’ LMFAO.

Chapter 17: Googling! - Half-Nelson - Proceed for Topless beach, with caution, Joke, Baby-steps, Toddler-attck, Ethel

Chapter 18: Bella's Shirt (Add two pockets and remove Bra!)Bella's Garter-Belt and Here for Bella and Edward while inside the Club. Songs: The-Way by Fastball, Evacuate-The-Dancefloor by Cascada, Imma-Be by Black Eyed Peas, Calle-Ocho - I Know You Want Me by Pitbull. Picture of an Ayer-Ayer tell me that doesn't remind you of Victoria from the book.

Chapter 19: Giggle/Snort Awards 2010, got nominated, but didn't make it into the run. 'wah wah wahhhhh' But thanks to those who nominated me nonetheless! Here!

Chapter 20: Bella's white-top Jeans Booties and videos: The-Only-Exception by Paramore and White-Flag and Here-With-Me by Dido.

Chapter 21: Love-Hurts by Incubus, Everything-Zen by Bush, Run by Snow Patrol, Give-Me-A-Sign by Breaking Benjamin, and Savior by Rise Against.

Chapter 22: Bella and Edward at the meadow. The ring. The Brookie (watch video if you want to make it-They are delicious!)

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Chapter 23: Karaoke: The Ballard Loft HERE if you're ever in Seattle, go. Food was awesome and we had a blast! Emmett - Kung-Fu-Fighting (very funny, first 45 seconds is just laughing, but it's too funny!). Jasper - Mickey Avalon, Jane-Fonda and (dirtier version, must have a sign-on) => Jane-Fonda. Bella and Alice (drunk) - Love-Shack. Mother Masen - Vanilla Ice, Ice-Ice-Baby. Carlisle and Esme - Run DMC Tricky. Edward - Shinedown, If-You-Only-Knew. Las Vegas Wynn and Fairways-Villa Bedroom!

Chapter 24: Little-White-Chapel

Chapter 25: Bella's Diamond Tennis bracelet, BMW (Scroll down and you'll be able to see full pic... NICE!), Bella's Wedding-Gown, Veil, and Tattoo ==> An asymmetrical-Ambigram Tattoo is a tattoo that says something different upside down. So in the case of Bella and Edward. I'd figure it would be vertical and when you read it from the right you'd make out Bella but when you read it from the left, you'd make out Edward's name. These are really cool tattoos! I want one really, really bad! I just haven't made up my mind what I want it to say. And pic of Bella's and Edward's wedding night here.

Chapter 26: Prego Bella with Edward and (This is so pretty >>) Bella. Bella's wedding dress at Salish Lodge and Spa. Wedding Cake Topper.

Chapter 27: Everybody say Ahhhhhhhhhhh... for Carl and Char! And here is Ely.

Hostess With The Mostess:

Complete. id:5433214. Rated MA. OOC/CP/AH/. An outtake of Promiscuity. This is the extended version of Chapter 4: Parties and Fuckery, where Bella is the hostess for her BFF Rosalie Hale who is getting married to her brother Emmett Swan. What happens in a Bachelorette Party; stays in the Bachelorette Party! Or does it? Some Edward lovin at the end. Can be read alone.

Picture for Bachelorette Party.

My Hero:

Complete. id:5379091. Rated T. OOC/CP/AH/HEA. Because shit happens Edward had to stay and Bella had to leave. She was placed into the Witness Protection Program after James tried to take her life. Edward stayed behind to make sure that James could never hurt her again, he knew what that meant; James had to be killed. Edward knew that the only way to keep her safe was to hide her where no one would ever find her... even if that included himself. Six years later his search for Bella led him to her apartment in New York City. This story was inspired by seeing the teaser from the 2009 VMA's where Edward was in the water with Bella and then his image becomes distorted once Bella reaches for him while Jake pulls her out to save her... I cried when I saw that... yes I'm a wuss!

Father-n-Son

You're My Hero:

Complete. id:5380795. Rated M. (Same as My Hero, just that this is the M rated version with a fluffy lemon at the end) OOC/CP/AH/HEA. Because shit happens Edward had to stay and Bella had to leave. She was placed into the Witness Protection Program after James tried to take her life. Edward stayed behind to make sure that James could never hurt her again, he knew what that meant; James had to be killed. Edward knew that the only way to keep her safe was to hide her where no one would ever find her... even if that included himself. Six years later his search for Bella led him to her apartment in New York City. This story was inspired by seeing the teaser from the 2009 VMA's where Edward was in the water with Bella and then his image becomes distorted once Bella reaches for him while Jake pulls her out to save her... I cried when I saw that... yes I'm a wuss!

Father-n-Son

Sins Of The Mother:

ON HOLD! I promise to continue after Promiscuity. OOC/CP/AH/HEA. They met in a brothel. Bella had a price to pay. Edward was bound to duty and honor. Would they risk it all to find love. M 4 Dark and future Lemons. They didn't meet in the most of endearing or compromising positions. Love would grasp, grow, and overtake both of them. They fought for what was rightfully theirs... All in BPOV... The 'Webs' definition of survival states that it is "a natural process resulting in the evolution of organisms best adapted to the environment." I agree, but I think that they left out one very important word, struggle. The fact that our body is equipped to alert and activate for any scenario is useless information. Let's say that you are running away from a rapist. You come across a fence that is twice your height. Do you worry about if you have enough adrenaline and strength to get across or do you struggle with what you have and make the best decision you can make to simply get away or fight back? Fight-or-flight! Does your blood stream have enough chemical to sustain you and give you enough strength to fight off your attacker even though you're 120 pounds while he looks like he is over 200? Did you even notice his size? Hysterical strength, not funny! It's truly a phenomenon... it's how I survived. I struggled and I lived through it. Of course I had help... Edward...

Edward's And Bella's New Years:

Complete - id:5627354. Rated M. CP/OOC/AH/HEA. One-Shot. Happy New Years with Edward and Bella! Edward brings a guest, Tanya, Bella has her own, Jake. Bad language and Lemon.

Jake-n-Tanya

Won't You Let Me Love You:

Complete - id:5785402. Rated M. BDSM/X-OOC. "For My Valentine" contest. Valentines Day for Dom, Master Edward Cullen, his sub/Bella and his slave/Jasper. Gifts are exchanged and The Master concedes on playtime. (yeah I didn't win!)

Click Here for Bella and Edward playing in the balcony!

CAN'T STOP READING

A BIT OBSESSED

Indelicate.~.Racy

I have a twin sister that is older than me by 9 seconds who is the total opposite!

I'm honest... Lets face it... everyone here is in some king of backwards purgatory... you decide but you're stuck!

This shit is a little obsessing and sometimes I sit back and I wonder if it is all worth it... then I open a new alert and it's fuck-awesome and incredibly smart and witty... and it starts all over again...

I review from my heart and my knowledge... There are a lot of stories out there that once you read the first paragraph even if it's one sentence long, you make up your mind if you want to read or stop and if it's good or bad and if its original or a copy... and is it all worth it...? Really?

I dislike authors who argue with the reader... if you ask me to review and you didn't like it... too damn bad! Don't ask for a review then...

I find it hard to believe though, that someone can point out two-three-four mispelled words out of eigth thousand. SoSorry! Please don't nitpick... It's very annoying, I don't have a beta... and I've never claimed to be perfect.

Books... ALL the classics... from Austen to Hugo to Zola. I've always had a thing for Vamps though so, yeah... SM!

Favorite Quotes from Authors:

"What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you." Ralph Waldo Emerson

"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia: To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god, or an ordinary young woman for a goddess." Henry Louis Mencken

"To fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god." Jorge Luis Borges

"When love speaks, the voice of all the gods make heaven drowsy with the harmony." William Shakespeare

"I do not believe that sheer suffering teaches. If suffering alone taught, all the world would be wise, since everyone suffers. To suffering must be added mourning, understanding, patience, love, openness, and the willingness to remain vulnerable." Joseph Addison