I'm just going to say this right now, I write Alternate Universe fanfiction. ...Alright, if that didn't cause you to click the back button in a frenzied panic, you may proceed.

If you scroll down and take a gander at Stories in Progress, you may or may not recognize a certain story by the name of Blurred Lines. Now, I had finished this thing years ago, around 2009 or something. Basically, I'm rewriting it (along with all the other shit I wrote in the early 2000s) so it's less sucky. If you were lucky enough not to have read it, have no fear — you didn't miss out on anything amazing.

There was this other thing I worked on called Tenacious Love (yes, I know the title is simply asinine.) Allow me to elaborate — it was basically this crapfest where Riku rapes Roxas, Roxas goes to jail after trying to rob a convenience store, and Sora — Roxas' brother of course — is dying of cancer. ...No, really. Don't worry, I'm not reviving that.

Fair Word of Warning: Profanity, profanity everywhere.

Concerning my Alternate Universes:

Kingdom Hearts

. Real life brands / places / objects do not exist.
For example, you won't be seeing a McDonalds or someone wearing Prada and Gucci anytime soon.
. Surnames do not exist.
Just what it says on the tin. A person is born with a first name; last names are simply unheard of.
. Talking animals are common place.
Various Disney characters (i.e. Donald and Goofy) aren't seen as strange, alien creatures. However, there are non-talking critters as well.
. The currency is Munny.
No other type of legal tender / paper currency exists.
. Sexual Orientation is not a social identifier.
People do not distinguish sexual desire or behavior by the gender of the participants, but rather by the tole that each participant plays in the sex act. Basically, homosexual relationships are seen as common place and aren't ostracized.

The Genres I Mostly Write:

. Drama
. Friendship
. Humor
. Romance
. sometimes Crime
. sometimes Hurt / Comfort

Facts You Need to Know!:

. I don't write in-your-face sex scenes; it's mostly insinuated.
. I like slash; I will sometimes write this.
. It's a sitar, get it right.
. Men cannot ejaculate twice in a row. Stop writing the contrary.
. Most of what I write is rated Teen and Mature.
. No, I'll never write Fluff, Tragedy or Western. The rest are fair game.
. The only OCs (if there ever are any) will be used strictly for background fodder.
. Your Mileage May Vary on virtually everything.

Stories in Progess: (10 in Progress & 0 Complete)

Final Fantasy

Title: Frayed Wires
Pairing(s): [One-sided] Cloud / Tifa; Zack / Aerith
Rating: M
Genre: Drama, Friendship, Romance
Alternate Reality: Yes
Brief Summary: Zack has apparently wronged someone at a late-night party and gotten Cloud and himself into some dirty business.

Kingdom Hearts

Title: Blurred Lines
Pairing(s): [Hinted] Aqua / Terra; Cloud / Tifa; Zack / Aerith
Rating: T
Genre: Friendship, Humor, Romance, Slice of Life
Alternate Reality: Yes
Brief Summary: Demyx willingly volunteers at a non-profit organization for the blind and visually impaired. Shenanigans ensue.

0 0 0

Title: Broken Flowers
Pairing(s): Roxas / Naminé
Rating: M
Genre: Crime, Drama, Suspense
Alternate Reality: Yes
Brief Summary: A serial killer is on the loose in the quiet, suburban neighborhood Roxas has recently moved to.

0 0 0

Title: Let's Call it Love
Pairing(s): Axel / Larxene; Roxas / Naminé
Rating: T
Genre: Romance, Humor
Alternate Reality: Yes
Brief Summary: Both Roxas and Naminé are personal assistants to actors Axel and Larxene, respectively.

0 0 0

Title: Open Mouth, Remove Doubt
Pairing(s): n/a
Rating: M
Genre: Crime, Drama, Friendship
Alternate Reality: Yes
Brief Summary: Seen as a cash cow, Roxas catches the attention of Axel and Demyx, who are currently neck-deep in debt to Luxord.

0 0 0

Title: The Rush You Get
Pairing(s) Roxas / Naminé
Rating: T
Genre: Crime, Romance
Alternate Reality: Yes
Brief Summary: Roxas was just a stupid kid who did stupid things; like rob a liquor store for Seifer.

0 0 0

Title: Times like These
Pairing(s): n/a
Rating: T
Genre: Adventure, Humor, Mystery
Alternate Reality: Yes & No
Brief Summary: A serious take on the deadly and debilitating disease — Out of Character... ism. Let's hope it's not contagious.

0 0 0

Title: Vacancy
Pairing(s): n/a
Rating: M
Genre: Crime, Drama, Hurt / Comfort
Alternate Reality: Yes
Brief Summary: It's not everyday you become a hostage in a robbery gone wrong.

0 0 0

Title: Voyage's End
Paring(s): n/a
Genre: Friendship, Humor, Science Fiction
Alternate Reality: Yes
Brief Summary: Demyx is a runaway form the future, who meets Sora in a random chance encounter. Complications ensue.

Persona 4

Title: Sunshine, Everlasting
Pairing(s): n/a
Rating: T
Genre: Angst, Drama, Friendship, Hurt / Comfort
Alternate Reality: Yes
Brief Summary: Nanako is in the hospital along with Yosuke's father; Souji and Yosuke subsequently meet. AU where Souji is actually Nanako's brother. (Yep.)