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Author has written 50 stories for Criminal Minds. I'm just someone who likes to write and I love getting my ideas out to everyone. If you like what you've read, why not leave a review? I'm on Facebook...if you want to chat or connect with other ff enthusiasts, look for me under the same name (Hx Chick) and pic on Facebook. When sending a friend request, please let me know your ff.net username in the request message so I know who you are. I'll be moving to a different part of the world in April 2013 and starting a new job. As a result, updates will be spotty (at best) during February, March, and April of 2013 but I am NOT abandoning any of my stories. Stories by Universe Hotchner Family Universe A Different Kind of Life Every 40 Seconds Rossi Family Universe An Unconventional Family (Epic-Complete) Happily Ever After? (Epic-Complete) The Great Pumpkin Con The April Fool Mother Knows Best Insecurities Rossi-Strauss Family Universe Family Ties (Epic-Complete) Birthday Wishes Satan's Slumber Party Attack of the Rabid Tweens This Crazy Thing Called Life (Epic-In Progress) Stories by Pairing Team This is the End My Friend Two Truths and a Lie Rossi/JJ Anyone But You (Epic-In Progress/ON TEMPORARY HIATUS UNTIL MAY 2013) Let That Pony Run Cruel World Never on Time Bribing the Devil You Dropped a Bomb on Me Breakfast Christmas Magic New Year's With a Friend Rossi/Emily Peace, Love and War (Epic-In Progress) Rossi/Garcia The Crappiest Place on Earth Everything I'm Not Out of My Element Electronic Godzilla Rossi/Ashley Goodbye to You Rossi/Hotch The Sum of All Fears Hotch/Prentiss Christmas Calamity Sisters and Other Annoyances The Green Eyed Monster Lines of Comunication The Drunken Truth Unprofessional Behavior According to You Hotch/JJ The Slip Up Halloween Humiliation Candy Consequences Hotch/Garcia Stuck Like Glue Reid/Jodan Coping Mechanisms Reid/Emily A Blessing in Disguise Reid/JJ Tis the Season JJ/Garcia Profilers Not Welcome JJ/Emily The Meat Market | |||||||
1. This Crazy Thing Called Life » reviewsDave and Erin try to bring their families closer together, but what will they do when something happens that threatens everything? Part of the 'Family Ties' Universe. Multi-Chapter, OC.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,853 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 5-14-13 - Published: 12-6-11 - D. Rossi & Erin S.2. Christmas Through The Ages » reviewsJoin Dave and his daughter as they celebrate Christmas throughout the years.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,928 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 2-19-13 - Published: 12-29-12 - D. Rossi3. Anyone But You » reviewsDave and JJ's feelings for each other grow, but what does Dave's daughter have to say about it? OC, multi-chapter non-canon.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,088 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 1-31-13 - Published: 7-27-11 - Jennifer J./JJ & D. Rossi4. Peace, Love and War » reviewsDave's life is perfect until an old friend dies and leaves him his two daughters. How does he find his way as a new father and how does the team help him?Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,057 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 12-15-12 - Published: 11-13-11 - D. Rossi & E. Prentiss5. Changes » reviewsChanges are coming to the Rossi family. How will they deal with them and still remain a close and loving family? Sequel to 'Happily Ever After' and third in the 'Rossi Family' Universe. OC. H/P and M/G pop up throughout the story.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,909 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 12-12-12 - Published: 9-4-11 - Jennifer J./JJ & D. Rossi6. A New Kind of Birthday reviewsWhat do JJ and Abby have in store for Dave on his birthday? Post-ep for Profiling 101 with spoilers inside. Part of the Rossi Family Universe. OCCriminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-14-12 - Jennifer J./JJ & D. Rossi - Complete7. Attack of the Rabid Tweens reviewsWhat happens when Dave and Katie see a popular movie on opening day weekend? Part of the 'Family Ties' Universe. Oneshot.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-12-12 - D. Rossi - Complete8. Satan's Slumber Party » reviewsWhat happens when Dave's daughter Katie throws a slumber party? Based on real events from ilovetvalot's life. Multi-chapter, set in the 'Family Ties' Universe. OCCriminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,438 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-27-12 - Published: 3-5-12 - D. Rossi - Complete9. Christmas Calamity reviewsHow does the Hotchner family plan to celebrate Christmas? Will Aaron ever learn that things never go according to plan?Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-24-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete10. Birthday Wishes reviewsHow does Katie celebrate her birthday with Dave, Erin and her sisters? This is a one-shot from the 'Family Ties' universe. Written for Marlene for her birthday!Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-10-11 - D. Rossi & Erin S. - Complete11. Insecurities reviewsWhat happens when Abby's date goes badly and Dave is the only one home? Part of the 'Rossi Family Universe.'Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-17-11 - D. Rossi & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete12. Mother Knows Best reviewsWhen Dave and Abby get into a fight, it's up to JJ and Marie to help smooth things over. Part of the 'Rossi Family Universe.' Helps to have read 'An Unconventional Family,' but not absolutely necessary. Written for SunnyinOregon.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-12-11 - Jennifer J./JJ & D. Rossi - Complete13. Let that Pony Run reviewsHow does Dave's feelings toward ponies change over the years? Written for the 'Endings, Beginnings and Starting Over' challenge at the Country Song Prompt Challenge Forum.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-10-11 - D. Rossi & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete14. Cruel World reviewsWhat happens when it all gets to be too much for JJ and how does Dave help her cope? Slight Season 7 spoilers.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-24-11 - D. Rossi & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete15. Family Ties » reviewsYears ago, Dave and Erin had an affair that resulted in a child. What does Erin want from her and will it destroy everything Dave has worked so hard to build? OC, slightly AU.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 89,549 - Reviews: 261 - Updated: 9-17-11 - Published: 7-4-11 - D. Rossi & Erin S. - Complete16. Never on Time reviewsDave complains that JJ's always late but what happens when she's late for something really important?Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-6-11 - D. Rossi & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete17. Happily Ever After? » reviewsSequel to An Unconventional Family. Dave, JJ and Abby thought that life would be easier after the wedding, but they quickly learn it's not, especially when an event occurs that threatens to unravel everything. Maybe hints of H/P & M/G later. OC. AU.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 119 - Words: 323,850 - Reviews: 732 - Updated: 9-4-11 - Published: 7-12-10 - D. Rossi & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete18. Bribing the Devil reviewsWhat happens when JJ needs a babysitter on short notice?Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-30-11 - D. Rossi & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete19. A Blessing in Disguise reviewsWhat happens when Strauss learns about Emily and Reid's relationship? Written as a pinch hit for the Silver Screen challenge at CCOAC.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-26-11 - E. Prentiss & S. Reid - Complete20. The Sum of All Fears reviewsWhat terrified Dave more than anything? Mild slash. Written for the July CCOAC challenge.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-31-11 - D. Rossi & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete21. You Dropped a Bomb on Me reviewsWhat happens when JJ gives Dave some important news?Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-21-11 - Jennifer J./JJ & D. Rossi - Complete22. Breakfast reviewsThe evolution of Dave's life can be seen via the most important meal of the day.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-3-11 - D. Rossi & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete23. Goodbye To You reviewsDave tries to talk Ashley out of resigning and he ends up learning more than he ever wanted to. Written for the 'Times Are Changing' mini-challenge at the CCOAC forum.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-13-11 - D. Rossi & A. Seaver - Complete24. Stuck Like Glue reviewsHotch and Penelope discuss a job offer. Written for the CCOAC Theme Song ChallengeCriminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-11-11 - P. Garcia & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete25. The April Fool » reviewsDave makes it clear to Abby that he doesn't want to have to deal with any practical jokes on April Fool's Day. How does she react? Takes place in the 'Rossi Family' universe. OC. Written for the April Fool's Challenge at CCOAC.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-25-11 - Published: 4-13-11 - D. Rossi & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete26. The Happiest Place on Earth? » reviewsDave and Penelope enjoy a day at Disneyland...well one of them enjoys it. Multi-Chapter. Written for the Pick Your Own Pairing Challenge at the Chit Chat on Author's Corner forum.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-4-11 - Published: 9-11-10 - D. Rossi & P. Garcia27. New Year's With a Friend » reviewsDave wants to ring in the new year by himself, but JJ isn't going to let that happen. Another falling in love story. Multi-chapter.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,804 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 3-30-11 - Published: 1-4-11 - D. Rossi & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete28. Sisters and Other Annoyances reviewsHow does Jack react to being a big brother? Written for the March challenge at CCOAC.Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-27-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete29. Everything I'm Not » reviewsWhen Derek acts like a jerk to Garcia, Dave is there to pick up the pieces.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-16-11 - Published: 3-15-11 - D. Rossi & P. Garcia - Complete30. The Green Eyed Monster reviewsHow does Emily react when another woman makes a play for her man? Oneshot.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-12-11 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete31. Christmas Magic » reviewsWill Dave and JJ ever realize they are meant for each other? A good, old fashioned, falling in love story. Written for Starrmyst for the Christmas Gift Fic Exchange. Muti-Chapter, will be updated numerous times each day.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,938 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 12-25-10 - Published: 12-21-10 - D. Rossi & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete32. The Slip Up reviewsWhat happens when Hotch slips up and calls JJ by her real name while undercover?Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-17-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete33. The Meat Market reviewsWhat happens when JJ and Emily discuss the male members of their team while drinking? They learn interesting things about all of their team members.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-17-10 - Jennifer J./JJ & E. Prentiss - Complete34. The Great Pumpkin Con » reviewsJJ and Abby convince Dave to carve a jack o'lantern for their Halloween party, but things aren't as they seem. AU, OC.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-13-10 - Published: 11-3-10 - D. Rossi & Jennifer J./JJ - Complete35. Candy Consequences reviewsSequel to 'Halloween Humiliation.' How did JJ get back at Rossi? Did Hotch take JJ up on her suggestion? Story has a lot of Rossi in it, but is ultimately about JJ and Hotch.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-11-10 - Jennifer J./JJ & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete36. Halloween Humiliation reviewsWhat happens when JJ gives out the wrong candy on Halloween? Written for the October Candy Land Challenge at the Chit Chat on Author's Corner forum.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 10-3-10 - Jennifer J./JJ & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete37. Lines of Communication reviewsAfter a rough day, Emily wants to drown both her sorrows and her unit chief, but Hotch insists on talking to her. Written for the Fortune Cookie Prompt at the Chit Chat on Author's Corner forum.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-24-10 - E. Prentiss & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete38. Two Truths and a Lie » reviewsWhat happens when the BAU team members get bored on their flight home? Secrets come pouring out.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-8-10 - Published: 9-7-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete39. The Drunken Truth » reviewsWhat happens when Emily picks up a drunken Hotch from a bar? The truth comes out! Two shot.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-3-10 - Published: 8-31-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete40. This is the End, My Friend » reviewsHow does JJ leave the team and how do her teammates react? Written in response to the challenge at the Chit Chat on Author's Corner forum.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,259 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 8-31-10 - Published: 7-14-10 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete41. Tis the Season reviewsHow do JJ, Reid and their children decorate for the holidays? My contribution to the Dealer's Choice challenge.Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-31-10 - Jennifer J./JJ & S. Reid - Complete42. Out of My Element reviewsGarcia gives Rossi a tour of San Francisco and teaches him a few lessons along the way.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-3-10 - D. Rossi & P. Garcia - Complete43. Profilers Not Welcome reviewsJJ and Garcia commiserate after a long day. Written in response to the July challenge in the 'Chit Chat on Author's Corner' forum.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-1-10 - Jennifer J./JJ & P. Garcia - Complete44. An Unconventional Family » reviewsDave comes back to the BAU and learns JJ has been keeping their daughter a secret from him for fifteen years. How does he react and how do they start a new relationship and life as a family? OC. AU.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 219,458 - Reviews: 472 - Updated: 7-5-10 - Published: 1-21-10 - Jennifer J./JJ & D. Rossi - Complete45. Electronic Godzilla reviewsRossi unknowingly angers Garcia with some careless words.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-5-10 - D. Rossi & P. Garcia - Complete46. Unprofessional Behavior reviewsEmily and Hotch have a disagreement over the definition of unprofessional behavior.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 6-28-10 - A. Hotchner/Hotch & E. Prentiss - Complete47. Coping Mechanisms reviewsReid helps Jordan deal with the aftermath of a disturbing case. Written in response to Ilovetvalot and Tonnie2001969 June Fanfic Challenge.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-26-10 - S. Reid & Jordan T. - Complete48. According To You reviewsEmily tries to convince Hotch that they should be together.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-21-10 - E. Prentiss & A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete49. Every 40 Seconds » reviewsAn offshoot from A Different Kind of Life: Hotch's daughter is kidnapped and Hotch and the team must try to get her back and help her through her physical and emotional recovery. Chapter 6 rated M for violence and attempted rape. AU. Hotch/OC.Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,021 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-8-10 - Published: 10-17-09 - A. Hotchner/Hotch50. A Different Kind of Life » reviewsThis story follows Hotch and his daughter through their lives. AU. Hotch/OCCriminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,817 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-18-09 - Published: 8-28-09 - A. Hotchner/Hotch