Blue by name, Dragon by nature. Just call me Blue. The 123 bit was only because the name was already taken. I hope you enjoy my stories. If you do there are more to come. If not then, don't read them. ;P

In the outside world I am:

A girlgamer who are apparently rare (or so I am told)

Scottish or so I say

Odd (or so am I told(again))

A huge fan of Russell Howard

A fan of:

Storm Hawks (cartoon) AerrowxPiper, Finnx Dove, JunkoxAmira (OC of Gatomon7)

iCarly (TV show) Seddie (SamxFreddie),

Ben 10: Alien Force (cartoon)GwenxKevin

Scrubs (sitcom) JDxDrCox, ElliotxDrCox, ElliotxJD, TurkxCarla (Oh and Dr Jan Itor lmao)

Friends (sitcom)

30 Rock (sitcom (although I don't know why =D)

MASH (old sitcom) HawkeyexHot Lips

Doctor Who (TV show and books) (on the fence about the new Doctor and Daleks)

Merlin (TV show) ArthurxMerlin (hehe :D), ArthurxGwen (on paper though the latter is a bit boring)

Class of the Titans (cartoon) (mostly for the AxA pairing)

Eragon (book) MurtaghxNasuada

Sherlock Holmes (movie and some of the books)

The Sarah Jane Adventures (TV series)

Artemis Fowl (book) HollyxArtemis

Wolf Brother (book) TorakxRenn

The Percy Jackson books

Pokemon (Games and show)

Halo (Game)

The Fray (Band)

The Killers (Band)

Boston by Augustana (song)

Opposite of Adults by Chiddy Bang (song)

The Chris Moyles show (Radio 1 show)

RPatz (meh :( )

Bradley James, Colin Morgan, David Tennant, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Alda (when he filmed M*A*S*H*), =D

I would like to make a special mention to WhispertheWolf (who is listed in my fav authors) who was nice enough to PM me from time to time because she is a nice person. She also writes excellent fanfics. Seriously why are you reading this? Go see.

Okay there's something that I want to get off my chest: If you're summary is terrible, no-one cares but you. If you want to make it don't post the story until you're sure it's fine. Just don't waste webspace writing I know I suck at summaries but read this anyway because I won't. You're probably better off just keeping the suckiness of your summary to yourself and seeing what happens. This is just my opinion. If you hate me because of it, good for you. I really actually couldn't care less.

And on that bomb shell, enjoy the rest of my page.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic...

There's nothing wrong with taking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - freak - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

The voices in my head don't like you

Even if the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

Love your enemys! It really pissess them off!

A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best!

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had.

If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. True story

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I like!

I used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone

Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

I live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

Tell the truth and run

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

Education is important. School however, is another matter.

You can talk to innanimate objects, but when they talk back, you know somethings wrong

How come when I talk to God it's called praying but when God talks back it's schizephremia?

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Are you one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the crap out of them.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...i wonder...

"If you choke a Smurf what colour does it go?" Violent and thought provoking.

For the boy you like: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you.

For his girlfriend: The roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

-Valentines Day Advice

By the way if you know what happened to St Valentine I hope you'll enjoy basking in the irony as much as I do. It doesn't come around that often

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and clean your teeth.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

16. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, bitch!"

17. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.

18. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!

You Know You Live In 2008 When You...

1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have an email or facebook or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you keep reading this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)And you were to busy to notice number 5
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, it can't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

Name 10 favorite characters in a random order

1. Stork
2. Piper
3. Aerrow
4. Finn
5. Junko
6. Master Cyclonis
7. Dove
8. Starling
9. Ravess
10. Dark Ace

1. Haveyou read a five/ten fic before?

Junko/Dark Ace? No but if anyone know of one PM me immediatly.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Aerrow! Yeah sort of. He's a cartoon, there is a limit to how hot I can think he is without being insane.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Master Cyclonis got Stork pregnant? There is something wrong with every part of the sentence.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Ravess? Nope she is a cruddy character.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Dove and Piper? No, though I've seen worse.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Finn/Starling or Finn/Ravess? Finn and Ravess because they would make terrible music together. I would love to see Stork's reaction.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Dove discovered Aerrow and Starling having a secret relationship? She would shout it from her shoddly made rooftop.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Piper/Master Cyclonis?

In all fairness this was more likley to happen than a FinnxPiper. But what do the other Storm Hawks think?

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Finn/Dark Ace? No but there should be.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Stork/Junko?

Umm The Soft Hearted crushed by Mindworms-aholic?

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Finn wants to seduce Stork? Something to do with marjona.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
Dove/Ravess? If they do we would be friends forever.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

All of them. They wouldn't be friends otherwise.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Piper/Finn/Junko? Not that I know off.

15. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Starling. Fly like an eagle. Why? Becuase of the irony.

16. If you wrote a One/Six fic, what would the warning be?

Stork/Master Cyclonis? Kind of speaks for itself.

17. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Junko? Occasionally.

18. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (10) and a brief unhappy affair with (9), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

Stork and Dove are in a happy relationship until Dove runs off with Finn. Stork, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Dark Ace and a brief unhappy affair with Ravess, then follows the wise advice of Junko and finds true love with Aerrow.

What title would you give this fic?

When Stork's Worst Nightmare comes to fanfiction

19. How would you feel if Six/Three was canon?

Master Cyclonis and Aerrow?!

Betrayed but I have to admit that would make a good ending

100 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not diagnose Voldemort with cancer because of his unnaturally bald state

5) I will not as Professor Flitwick if his first name is Yoda

6) I will not send Lupin a flea collar for his birthday

7) I will not feed first years to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) I will not burst out singing Werewolves of London every time I see Lupin

15) I will not throw a boggart in front of Hermione just to see the look on her face when she sees a failed exam

16) I will not look at Dumbledore and gasp "Professor! You have a white hair!"

17) I will not hex Slytherins into oblivion every chance I get

18) I will not pick up where the Marauders left off and begin to call McGonagall "Minnie"

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

20) I will not attempt to poke Moody's fake eye simply because it's that tempting

21) I will not tease Moaning Mertle about her obsession with Harry...or his chest...

22) I will not make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Lupin a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I will not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

32.) I will not take Dobby for a night out at the bar just to see him drunk out of his little elf mind

33.) I will not start a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher.

34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the a Jizard, combination of a Jedi and a Wizard.

36.) I am not allowed to create a mass petition of the entire school(professors included) to get Lupin back as the Defense teacher, seeing as he doesn't have Voldemort strapped to the back of his head, he isn't a complete nutjob, he isn't an imposter, he isn't a toad faced ministry loving piece of pure evil, a grease haired git, or relatively near insane.

37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

41.) I will not tell Rita Skeeter that Gilderoy Lockhart is waiting for her for a date at the Three Broomsticks

42.)I will not feed first years to Aragog either

43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "The Marauders " as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

44.) Putting down "Fred and George Weasley" probably isn't the best idea either...

45.) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

46.) Nor am I allowed to feed the little scum first years to Lupin during full moon...

47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

49.) I will not ask McGonagall if she has a thing for Dumbledore, as strongly as I believe she does.

50.) I will not use the Room of Requirement as a party hall to annoy the magic out of Umbridge

51.)I will not call the Ghostbusters as a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

52.)I will not have a private army of Jizards.

53.) I will not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

59.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

63.) - Especially not all of them at once.

64.) I will not try to sell Gilderoy Lockhart's used tissues to his shallow little fangirls

65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

66.)I will not shout out that Snape has greasy hair at random in the middle of his class.

67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

70.)The four Houses are not the Unrealistic Heroes, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

74.)I will not claim that Luna is indeed crazy and in need to be locked up in the cookoo shack

75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

77.) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore how old he exactly is...or if I can guess his age starting from 250.

78.)I will not hire The Remus Lupins, Harry and the Potters, Draco and the Malfoys, The Whomping Willows or The Moaning Myrtles to play at the Yule Ball

79.) I will not claim that Ms. Norris is demented and then perform an elaborate exorcism on both her and Mr. Filch.

80.) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

81.) Nor is Dumbledore the magical equivalent of Gandalf

82.) I will not attempt to assassinate Umbridge with every chance I receive

83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme when Professor Snape walks into class, slamming the door, shutting the blinds, pulling down the over head and demanding "Turn to page three hundred and ninety four."

84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

85.) I will not turn to Lupin and scream "ZOMG IT'S ALEX CARPENTER!!"

86.) I will not attempt to steal Hermione's arithmancy homework

87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

88.)I will not grab Ron by the collar and growl "Just tell her you love her goddamit!" and then proceed to threaten him into taking Hermione out

89.)I will not walk up to Snape with a cup and put it over my mouth and yell "NO I AM YOUR FATHER"

90.)I will not introduce Cho and Cedric to Bella Swan just to see the biggest catfight in the history of catfights.

91.)I will not charm the Slytherin common room to be gold and burgundy

92.)I will not stand up on the table during the great feast and announce that Dumbledore is gay

93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

94.) I will not tell Draco that he has an uncanny resemblance to Eminem

95.)-And then explain to him who Eminem is

96.) I will not persuade Harry, Ron and Hermione to join me in making a potion that will go horribly wrong and send us back to the time of The Marauders so we can change the future

97.) I will not attempt to give Harry laser surgery to remove his scar

98.) I will not dye my hair red and proclaim myself to be a Weasley

99.) I will not turn into an animagus and join the Marauders every full moon to accompany Lupin and become the first ever girl Marauder

100.) I will not under any possible circumstances whatsoever allowed to make a list of 100 things that I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts simply so I can go on and do them.

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Things to Think About

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

If you're homophobic you're entitled to your opinion. But if you do hate someone for loving someone else get the hell off my profile page.

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