Author has written 44 stories for Tomb Raider, Boston Legal, Longest Journey, Final Fantasy VII, Devil May Cry, Wrestling, Smallville, Power Rangers, K-Ville, Twilight, Supernatural, Sailor Moon, Bleach, Phineas and Ferb, Courage: The Cowardly Dog, NCIS, Burn Notice, Hart of Dixie, Unforgettable, Tropic Thunder, Castle, Thief and the Cobbler, Warehouse 13, and Big Bang Theory.
Hello my lovely readers. Just a heads-up: I am not taking requests at this time. If I am at a later date I will let you know. :)
To everyone impacted by these worldwide tragedies: My thoughts and prayers go out to you.
Hi, I'm ERRP, call me Rainbow/Extreme/Raini! Here's some things you should know about me!
Age: I am immortal. Watch! I'll be here, still running around when your grandkids are posting!
Please don't take my OC's without my permission first and only my permission- It's not nice if you do.
(Italics mean individual stories, underlined means series).
Lara In Portal Land:
Those two stories of mine that have vanished: One word: Editing.
Final Fantasy VII story:
Boston Legal story:
Devil May Cry stories:
Weird Days with the WWE:
You Need To Be Here:
If you agree that Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness should have been continued like the plan was originally, or if you're just finding out and agree, copy and paste this into your profile and then find the AoD continuation petition and sign it.
Music: 3 Doors Down, Adam Lambert, Avril Lavigne, BarlowGirls, Bon Jovi, Daughtry, Jason DeRulo, Kelly Clarkson, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Nickelback, Paramore, P.O.D., Red, Rev Theory, Shinedown, Skillet, Trapt. There are probably more I love, but these are the ones that I remembered at the moment.
Shows: RAW, Smackdown!, NXT, Total Nonstop Action, Smallville, In Plain Sight, NCIS, NCIS Los Angeles, Eureka, Leverage, Haven, Warehouse 13, Supernatural, Rookie Blue, The Big Bang Theory... I know there are others, but these are the ones I can instantly think of.
Movies: Hellboy I and II, Doom, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Tomb Raider, Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life, The Thief and the Cobbler, Reign of Fire, Alice, Signs, The Marine, Jurassic Park I, II, and III, and… Uh, I think that’s it. XD
If you made it this far, cake for all of you.
I am a Christian, through-and-through. Go Jesus! Yay!
1: Lucky Cannon (New #1!)
Fav Divas *Not in order*
Pairings that I really, really love right now:
Lara/Kurtis (Tomb Raider), CM Punk/OC, Randy Orton/OC, Edge/OC, Chris Jericho/OC, Jeff/Maria, Randy/Stacy (Wrestling), Tifa/Vincent (Final Fantasy VII), Mary/Marshall (In Plain Sight), April/Kian (Dreamfall: The Longest Journey), Ziva/Tony, Abby/McGee (NCIS), Kensi/Marty, Abby/Eric (NCIS: Los Angeles), Chloe/Oliver, Lois/Clark (Smallville), Alice/Hatter (Alice), Nate/Sophie, Hardison/Parker (Leverage) Myka/Cody (Warehouse 13/wrestling pairing), Fargo/Claudia (Eureka/Warehouse 13 pairing), Prince Nuada/OC (Hellboy) and… That’s about it right now. Wow that’s a big list… Lol.
I believe that Jesus came and died for my sins. If you do too, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this.
The awesome people who put up with me too much sometimes- Thanks you guys :) :
Angel- Thank you so much for the one shot and thank you so much for being my friend.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Of coures I talk to myself. Well, do I? Yes, I do. Well it's not my fault I'm so charming. Yeah, I know... I sound like Chris Jericho. Yeah, I do.)
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Writing lists is funny. Not it's not! Oh I don't know...)
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN we really messed up"
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out
BESTFRIENDS: will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"
FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this shit.
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Repost if you laughed. Thank you to MysticGypsyGirl for having this on her profile page.
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm startdishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
Don't you dare scoff at me. Repost this if you believe child abuse has to stop.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
(Italics means the quotes aren’t mine.)
“I do! I brought a map!”
“Rule number one: Keep your eye on the goal and have feet like a monkey.” The Thief, The Thief and the Cobbler.
“It’s what we do, darlin’.” Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity.
“I swallowed a bug.” River Tam, Serenity.
“Are you okay?”
“You’ve made quite a mess of things, haven’t you?”
“Albert grows things.” //points at plant on counter//
“I know who you are. You’re Ulysses S. Grant and the Snowman, and you’re here because it’s Arbor Day and there aren’t enough zippers to go around.” Hugo Miller, Warehouse 13.
“I’m not paying a bicycle for this.” Pete, referring to Hugo’s cat drawing, Warehouse 13.
“This is all your fault Bismarck!”
Yes, I have run out of things to say. Thanks for reading. Ciao!
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