Author has written 44 stories for Tomb Raider, Boston Legal, Longest Journey, Final Fantasy VII, Devil May Cry, Wrestling, Smallville, Power Rangers, K-Ville, Twilight, Supernatural, Sailor Moon, Bleach, Phineas and Ferb, Courage: The Cowardly Dog, NCIS, Burn Notice, Hart of Dixie, Unforgettable, Tropic Thunder, Castle, Thief and the Cobbler, Warehouse 13, and Big Bang Theory.

Hello my lovely readers. Just a heads-up: I am not taking requests at this time. If I am at a later date I will let you know. :)

To everyone impacted by these worldwide tragedies: My thoughts and prayers go out to you.

Hi, I'm ERRP, call me Rainbow/Extreme/Raini! Here's some things you should know about me!

Age: I am immortal. Watch! I'll be here, still running around when your grandkids are posting!

Please don't take my OC's without my permission first and only my permission- It's not nice if you do.

(Italics mean individual stories, underlined means series).

Hell’s Security:
So far I’ve got two stories posted for H.S., and neither of them are complete. I’m in the process of editing my CM Punk story and have just updated it, and my Edge story is going to have a change in plot, so keep your eyes open for that. As for the rest… Well, until I’ve finished those two, I’m not posting any more of them.

Saes Stories:
I have 4 stories posted that include Trish and they all need updating… Badly. Shatter is missing some chapters right now as I’m editing it, I think I have an update almost ready for Just a Moment, We’re Where! has been updated and edited, and Lara Croft’s Latest Journey will probably be getting edited soon as well. Stories for the rest of the family are in the works.

Lara In Portal Land:
Brand new story. It follows Lara Croft, her team, and a group of people from the FFVII universe as they try and stop Karel and Sephiroth. The story was written because I accepted a challenge posted on KittenKez’s profile. Multiple pairings.

Fears:
Update posted, second half in the works, and I hope to complete it sooner or later.

Those two stories of mine that have vanished: One word: Editing.

Final Fantasy VII story:
Title is going to be changed. Story might be edited, possibly taken down. Still trying to work something out with my muses over that one.

Boston Legal story:
Update-in-progress. Hopefully will be posted soon.

Devil May Cry stories:
Vergil is currently completed… Unless I suddenly have a thought for more poetry to hit, then I might post something. The Blackened Steps will probably be edited as well. An idea has struck for it, so I might update it soon…

Smallville story:
Forgot I had it, working on update, hope to post soon.

Weird Days with the WWE:
Update in the works. Hopefully two updates, actually. Pairing change as well. Trust me, it’s a surprise. ;)

You Need To Be Here:
It is finally published and several new chapters are in the works. The fic is a gift for NellyLove and is based off of a one-shot I wrote for her.

If you agree that Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness should have been continued like the plan was originally, or if you're just finding out and agree, copy and paste this into your profile and then find the AoD continuation petition and sign it.

Music: 3 Doors Down, Adam Lambert, Avril Lavigne, BarlowGirls, Bon Jovi, Daughtry, Jason DeRulo, Kelly Clarkson, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Nickelback, Paramore, P.O.D., Red, Rev Theory, Shinedown, Skillet, Trapt. There are probably more I love, but these are the ones that I remembered at the moment.

Shows: RAW, Smackdown!, NXT, Total Nonstop Action, Smallville, In Plain Sight, NCIS, NCIS Los Angeles, Eureka, Leverage, Haven, Warehouse 13, Supernatural, Rookie Blue, The Big Bang Theory... I know there are others, but these are the ones I can instantly think of.

Movies: Hellboy I and II, Doom, Final Fantasy: Advent Children, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Tomb Raider, Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life, The Thief and the Cobbler, Reign of Fire, Alice, Signs, The Marine, Jurassic Park I, II, and III, and… Uh, I think that’s it. XD

If you made it this far, cake for all of you.

I am a Christian, through-and-through. Go Jesus! Yay!

Fav Wrestlers:

1: Lucky Cannon (New #1!)
2: Shannon Moore (He’s still a major fav though.)
3: CM Punk (I'm Straightedge too.)
4: Daniel Bryan.
5: Chris Jericho.
6: Jeff Hardy.
7: Edge.
8: Justin Gabriel.
9: Shawn Michaels.
10: Cody Rhodes.
11: Randy Orton.
12: Alex Shelly.
13: Chris Sabin.
14: Heath Slater.
15: Mr. Anderson.
16: AJ Styles.
17: Batista.
18: John Cena.
19: Evan Bourne.
20: Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Fav Divas *Not in order*

1: Melina.
2: Lita.
3: Beth Phoenix.
4: Maryse.
5: Trish Stratus.
6: Rosa Mendes.
7: Tara.
8: Natalya.
9: Alicia Fox.
10: Ashley.
No more that I can think of after that…

Pairings that I really, really love right now:

Lara/Kurtis (Tomb Raider), CM Punk/OC, Randy Orton/OC, Edge/OC, Chris Jericho/OC, Jeff/Maria, Randy/Stacy (Wrestling), Tifa/Vincent (Final Fantasy VII), Mary/Marshall (In Plain Sight), April/Kian (Dreamfall: The Longest Journey), Ziva/Tony, Abby/McGee (NCIS), Kensi/Marty, Abby/Eric (NCIS: Los Angeles), Chloe/Oliver, Lois/Clark (Smallville), Alice/Hatter (Alice), Nate/Sophie, Hardison/Parker (Leverage) Myka/Cody (Warehouse 13/wrestling pairing), Fargo/Claudia (Eureka/Warehouse 13 pairing), Prince Nuada/OC (Hellboy) and… That’s about it right now. Wow that’s a big list… Lol.

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I believe that Jesus came and died for my sins. If you do too, copy and paste this into your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

The awesome people who put up with me too much sometimes- Thanks you guys :) :

Angel- Thank you so much for the one shot and thank you so much for being my friend.
Nikita- Lara and Kurtis forever, and thank you for being my friend.
Noah- Get better sweetie, and thank you for all of the late-night chats.
Layla- I think we were supposed to be twins or something. Thanks.
Phyllis- God bless you for all of your patience, and thank you for being so understanding.
Alethea- Your reviews are always so thoughful and I hope that you meet Mr. Right soon.
Mystic- Who knew that we would end up being so close? Thank you for being there for me.
Radiant- I will always trust you and be there for you.
Tsundere- You are a wonderful writer and a great person.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Of coures I talk to myself. Well, do I? Yes, I do. Well it's not my fault I'm so charming. Yeah, I know... I sound like Chris Jericho. Yeah, I do.)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Writing lists is funny. Not it's not! Oh I don't know...)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Friends:

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN we really messed up"

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out

BESTFRIENDS: will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this shit.

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Repost if you laughed. Thank you to MysticGypsyGirl for having this on her profile page.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm startdishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic.

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear.
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair.

She always talked to it
When no one's around.
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound.

Until her parents
Unlock the door.
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure.

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face.
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries.
She loves her parents
But they want her to die.

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid.
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did.

Then one night
Her mom came home high.
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by.

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade.
It was sharp and pointy.
One that she made.

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest.
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying.
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying.

Police showed up
At the small little house.
They quickly barged in.
Everything was as quiet as a mouse.

One officer slowly
Opened the door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor.

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm.
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms.

Don't you dare scoff at me. Repost this if you believe child abuse has to stop.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

(Italics means the quotes aren’t mine.)

“I do! I brought a map!”
“No you didn’t. That’s a kiddie menu you fished out of the gutters.”
“I live in the hamburger.” Mort and Maurice, The Penguins of Madagascar.

“Rule number one: Keep your eye on the goal and have feet like a monkey.” The Thief, The Thief and the Cobbler.

“It’s what we do, darlin’.” Captain Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity.

“I swallowed a bug.” River Tam, Serenity.

“Are you okay?”
“Is he okay?!” Kaylee and Mal, Serenity.

“You’ve made quite a mess of things, haven’t you?”
“For who? The stalker who stole my painting? What do you want with the painting?” Lara Croft and Kurtis Trent, The Angel of Darkness. That is one of my favorite Tomb Raider quotes ever.

“Albert grows things.” //points at plant on counter//
“What?”
“He’s had a long day.” Hugo Miller and Pete, Warehouse 13.

“I know who you are. You’re Ulysses S. Grant and the Snowman, and you’re here because it’s Arbor Day and there aren’t enough zippers to go around.” Hugo Miller, Warehouse 13.

“I’m not paying a bicycle for this.” Pete, referring to Hugo’s cat drawing, Warehouse 13.

“This is all your fault Bismarck!”
"Fargo!" Artie and Fargo, Warehouse 13.

Yes, I have run out of things to say. Thanks for reading. Ciao!