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Author has written 15 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Jhonen Vasquez, Invader Zim, Grim and Evil, and South Park. Name- Jonathan, Johnny, Lord Phoenix, Takashi, TakaKuro, Dibgoth, Kenny (inside joke, South Park), Dexter (again... inside joke), Crazy Kyle (Do I even have to say it?) Gender- M Age- 14 Height- 5'8" Weight- IDK... I'm built skinny though Race- Asian I've been told I look like Stan by so many people it's not even funny. When did Stan become Japanese, anyway? XD Colors- Black grey red Songs- Anything by Vocaloid, "Lilium", "Chop Suey", "I WANNA BE", "Resonance" I do not care if a story has slash or yaoi, but only if it is well-written. And I myself would never, EVER write it. 0.o Also... SOUL EATER OWNZ U! Personality- Get to know me. I suck at descriptions. I can only say that I am the boldest emo any of my friends know. Sexuality- Straight, straight, I'M STRAIGHT. 0.o CALL ME MR. BOB!! Blablablablaokay, I'm done rambling bout my self. Let's talk about my work. Now, I KNOW you guys don't care, but I'm diligently working on KTHM (Kyle the Homicidal Maniac). Now, there are three parts: Fear Garden, Wide Knowledge of the Late Madness, and Festival of Asylum. You want to get them all at once, so I'll be posting them ALL AT ONCE. It might take awhile, so stay with me. KTHM is basically when Kyle goes insane and starts killing everyone in sight (yes, yes that means Kenny. OF COURSE!), and it's all creepy and slasher fick. Oh, and feel free to check on my Youtube channel, TallestPhoenixTV. | |||||||||||||
1. Oh My God! You Killed Fuery! reviewsThe most random oneshot crackfic you'll ever read. Fuery is killed, Ed has magical midget powers, and the colonel is stalked by a cat who is determined to get one of his cheesey poofs.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-24-09 - Edward E. & Alphonse E.2. Under the Orange Hood » reviewsSecrets unfold about Kenny's orange parka. He only started dying after he got it. Could it be cursed?South Park - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 7-13-09 - Kenny M.3. New Zim 2: Road Trip of DOOM! » reviewsA sequel to my other great fic. You must read it before this. Zim and Dib and Gir go on a long summer road trip. Rated because, well, language and Zim.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 7-1-09 - Dib & Zim4. Let It Stop reviewsAfter Kyle sacrifices himself for Stan, Stan becomes depressed. Oneshot. Songfic. "Why" by Amanda Perez. NO PAIRINGS. NONE.South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-12-09 - Stan M. & Kenny M. - Complete5. Brothers: Two Worlds Collide reviewsTwo twins, both fans of FMA, wake up one morning as the Elric brothers. At the same time, the Elric brothers wake up in our world as the Kurosawa twins. Has mostly BBI, but also some elements of the manga and anime. Rated for me and Ed's mouths.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-10-09 - Alphonse E. & Edward E.6. Dying For You reviewsA sad song I wrote for my friend to sing in our band. It could be from either brother's POV. CHARACTER DEATH.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-5-09 - Complete7. I Can't See Your Star reviewsA followup to "Annything For You". Songfic. Oneshot. Song: "Your Star" by Evanescence.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-5-09 - Complete8. But I put the Fires Out reviewsA story centered around my favorite character, Nergal Junior. A bit of a crossover with Invader Zim, but it's more Grim and Evil than IZ.Grim and Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-5-09 - Complete9. Zen the Psycho reviewsZen's eternal theme. Song: "Psycho" by SOAD. Oneshot.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-4-09 - Complete10. Anything For You, My Love reviewsA sad, miserable songfic one-shot about my character Gam, and his lovepig, Zen. Song: "Anything For You" by Evanescence.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-4-09 - Complete11. New Zim: Now with Less Green! » reviewsZim has begun to notice that his disguise is failing. He uses a machine invented by Prof. Membrane to turn himself and Gir human, supposedly temporarily, as a better disguise with unexpected results.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 6-4-09 - Zim & Dib - Complete12. Invader Idol reviewsThis is a one-shot about Invader Zim Idol. Cause I'm cool that way.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-19-09 - Dib & Lard Nar - Complete13. Happy Noodle Boy's Crackheaded Adeventure reviewsI decided to write a story about my favorite noodle-monkeh, HARUHI SUZUMIYA! No not really, you gullible idiot, with your filthy mouth filled with... corn! Read or die! Rawr!Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-10-09 - Happy Noodle Boy - Complete14. Bratya: Two Brothers » reviewsOh, wow, I'm not good at this... Let's see, something happens to one of the Elrics, or so it would seem. Will Edward ever reunite with his brother? I'm not gonna tell you in this! HAHAHA! Kid Al, meaning he's 10 and Ed's 15. Awww!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-9-09 - Published: 4-6-09 - Edward E. & Alphonse E.15. When Killers Collide reviewsJohnny encounters a surprising new foe: a homunculus! Who will win? Find out or get lost! Will make Hagaren and JTHM fans happy!Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-12-09 - Johnny C. - Complete
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