Hey everyone! What's up? I'm Hanners Bananers, or Hannah, as most people know me.

Age: I am indistinct garble I'm sorry, did you not catch that? I'm more indistinct garble

Gender: looks down shirt Yeah, Imma girl, gotta problem with that?

Likes: Swimming, singing, writing, dancing, running, reading, acting, drawing (look me up on Devianart!)

Dislikes: Little freshman whores, booty shorts, cheer leading, mud, Mary-Sues/Gary Stues

COMING SOON:

-"Simply Skellington, the Tale of Ara Jynx", a Nightmare Before Christmas Fanfic

-"Running with Scissors" A Edward Scissorhands Fanfic

-"Alive and still Kicking" A Beetlejuice Fanfic (Co-starring my friend's character Suey)

My Characters: Mitzi, Davis, and Trevor Everdeen, Molly Adams, Cara and Kyle Mirrors, Arianna Jynx Melancholy, Matthew Alexander Melancholy...

Favorite Shows

-Beetlejuice cartoon

-Transformers G1

-Transformers Animated

-The Othersiders

-Glee

Favorite Movies

-Transformers 1,2

-Nightmare Before Christmas

-Edward Scissorhands

-Coraline/Big Fish/Corpse Bride

-Beetlejuice

-Transformers (1986)

Favorite Colors: Black, silver, orange, purple, green, red

Favorite Books

-Skulduggery Pleasant, 1, 2, 3

-The Hunger Games

-Maximum Ride

-Wicked

-Pendragon

-Around the World in 80 Days

Favorite Food: Candy's always a plus! :D

Favorite Musicians:

-Danny Elfman

-Breaking Benjamin

-Linkin Park

-DJ Skepyt

-Martin O'Donnel

-Hanz Zimmer

-Owl City

-Black Eyed Peas

-Nevershoutnever

-The Used

-The Fray

-Kings of Leon

10 ways to tell your obssesed with The Nightmare Before Christmas

1. You start humming 'This is Halloween' or any other song from TNBC and you have no idea your doing it.

2. You go to the woods in your back yard and look for the holiday doors.

3. You want to name your new puppy after Jack's dog Zero.

4. Everytime you see a potato sack you take a piece of strand from it and tangle it up in a fan.

5. Your actually looking at the list because it applies to you.

6. Your smiling because you know it's true.

7. Your parents think your going goth because your room is filled with TNBC stuff.

8. You draw either Jack or Sally on a piece of paper at least once a day.

9. When you die you want to end up in Halloweentown.

And the 10'th way

10. Your DVD player broke because you used it over and over again watching the movie.

(NOTE : This stuff did, still, is happen to me LOL)

Did you know...

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

17) Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH.

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', TitanRavenFreak, Bewarethedarkness, Demonchild99, randomlass,Hipprincess, MidnightGypsie,Halloween29

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile!

If you know a video game charecter or video game weapon that need(s) to exsist, copy and paste this into your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile

Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Captain Jack Sparrow is the BEST CHARACTER IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, copy this and paste it onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pyromanic? Put this in your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this in your profile.

If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile.

If you actually post your stories as 'complete' when you finish them, copy and paste this into your profile.If you think that the government should keep"One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.BUT... If you are SO INCREDIBLY SICK of people blaming society for their own stupid decisions, copy this onto your profile.If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your pet dog or cat copy this onto your profile.

If you think villians rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie, video game, or book, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love POTC, copy and paste this into your profile!

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

If you are an officially insane psychopath and believe that someday Starbucks is going to take over the world b/c they have so much business EVERYWHERE, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass copy this to your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

Most teenagers today complain about how fat they are. If you're happy with your body and don't flip out if you eat something with more than 200 calories, then post this in your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Stereotyping others is just plain wrong. "Muslims are all terrorists!" WRONG. "Americans are all warmongering assholes!" WRONG. "Black people are all gangsters/drug dealers!" WRONG. "Australians ride around in kangaroo pouches!" Now this is just stupid. If you're sick of people judging others because of their race, religion, nationality, or anything else, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you have more fictional boyfriends than real boyfriends, put this in your profile.

If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile!If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up into the indecent hours of the night reading, writing, reviewing and rewriting, forgetting meals and sleep until you begin to resemble the Phantom of the Opera, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know that the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Akira'kitana, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, The-Lonely-Child, KyrieofAccender, Songstressgirl07, MidnightGypsie

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your rear end off copy this to your profile.

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If your friends are as weird and maybe(if possible) weirder then you then copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing your homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you actually read all of these! Copy this into your profile!

Thank you for listening to my unintended garble! Now, enjoy my crap stories! X3