Hey there. Since you're looking at my profile, I guess I gotta introduce myself. Okay, here.

I'm one of those people that can be insanely entertained by something like an eraser. Yeah. I also rarely take anything seriously. I'm also a Nerdfighter. DFTBA to anyone who knows what that even is. Harry Potter is the freakin air I breathe, just so you know. I have also managed to convince myself that the Doctor WILL come and find me, and he WILL take me away from this hellhole. I also really wanna be a Torchwood agent when I get older. Anime is one of the most awesome things ever. Some favorites include: Vampire Knight and Wolf's Rain. Also, I have the attention span of a hyperactive 5 year old with ADD.

Choose your 10 fave People:

1. Ianto Jones

2. Jack Harkness

3. The Doctor

4. Me!

5. Josie

6. Rose Tyler

7. Owen Harper

8. Kayce (as if!)

9. Tyson (My dog)

10. Uh...Andrew? (Ted)

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

I invite the Doctor and my sister to my house to eat. I stare at the Doctor dreamily, and my sister makes jokes that aren't even funny. Then my sister and I end up fighting, which gets us grounded.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

My dog tries to get my best friend to go to a yoga class. Well, I think Josie might be freaked out at first, but then she'd go. Yoga sounds awesome.

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Is this a trick question? Ianto or Rose. I so dearly want to say Ianto. But then you guys would get ideas, so Rose.

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

Jack and Owen are making out, and Andrew wants to know what effing show I'm watching. Hehe.

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Well, the Doctor and Rose are already in love, and my sister doesn't care. So, nothing happens.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

I jump myself in a dark alleyway, and Andrew, Jack Harkness, or Owen comes to my rescue?! I'd have to say Jack saves me from myself. Oooooh! That's a good fanfiction name!

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

He's instantly famous. Everyone loves Ianto's coffee.

8) 10 and 4 make a weight loss video. Is it successful?

Andrew and I make a weightloss video...it fails. Epicly.

9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Well, I'm very, VERY much hoping it's 4. Cos really, who wants to marry my dog or Owen Harper?

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

He demands. Er. Alcohol. Because he was told by Jack (the hostage) that if he didn't solve his drinking problem, he'd be fired. But, Jack ends up kicking his ass, so, all's good.

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

11111111111111111! GIVE ME MY IANTO!

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Because...Andrew is really weird. So am I.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

3 kicks everyone's ass with his sonic screwdriver. Pwned.

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

HAHA! Andrew and Captain Jack get married?! Eh, my sister wouldn't care.

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because Owen is a git/prat/wanker/pain-in-the-butt.

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

-Ianto listens politely.

-Jack tries to flirt with everyone.

-The Doctor has A.D.D. Who knows?

-I conspire a plan, in which I kidnap the Doctor and Ianto.

-Josie helps me with this plan. That's what best friends are for, right?

-Rose wishes she had some chips.

-Owen complains. Takes a break. And complains some more.

-Kayce insults everybody.

-Tyson wants to play fetch.

-Andrew eventually gives up.

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

He was crying in the Hub. He luuuurves Jack. So, I, the ever-sensitive one, comfort him.

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

I'm passed out drunk with 'em.

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

It goes okay.

From the Doctor: A banana. ("Dead useful!")

From Rose: A new purse. ("Hope you like it!")

From me: Er...a..band-aid? ("HAPPY BIRTHDAY!")

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

They are protesting about my chocolate addiction. I run into the attic, and hide with my precious chocolate until everything tides over.

21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

Jack runs over my dog with his car. Which causes me to smack Jack in the head.

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save himself or 1?

What is this?! Saw?! Gosh, Ianto or Rose. Ianto's a gentleman, so Rose lives, I guess.

23) 7 and 9 go shopping. What for and what store?

Owen and my dog go shopping. Er, the grocery store, for beef jerky and chewbones. I dunno. -shrugs-

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

I jump around singing, "Josie and Andrew, sittin' in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" the Doctor, Rose, Jack, and Kayce immediately join in.

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Aliens crash it. Of course. Then they are defeated, but no one wants to return to the camp. Besides me.

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Ignores us. We're obviously drunk.

27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

He laughs his butt off. So does everyone else. I mean, ANDREW AND TYSON?!

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Nope. Owen can't cook.

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Go home. Who goes camping without food?!

30) While they are camping, they run into James (from Twilight). What do they do?

Kayce goes off into a rant about how Twilight is all that. The Doctor leaves her. Then she gets eaten. Oh well.

Quotes:

-My sister stares at me- ... Me: "If you don't stop staring at me, in the name of Aslan, I will make Phillip attack you." Sister: -keeps staring-

My mom: "Why do you want a superhero notebook?" Me: "Because superheroes are awesome, and this notebook just screamed Nerdfighteria." -Mom rolls eyes-

"DON'T TOUCH MY HARRY POTTER GLITTER PENS!!" My yelling at my sister, who poked my Harry Potter glitter pens right after I told her not to.

"I fucking hate Wikipedia." Me, after Wikipedia spoiled Robin Hood for me.

"I fucking hate Wikipedia even more, now." Me again, after Wikipedia spoiled Torchwood for me.

"I want to be, Mrs. Coollike..." Me and my best friend Josie after we decided that Charlie was cuter than Alex. (Cookie to anyone who understands this.)

"Isn't Charlie awesome?"

"I guess."

"Hey! Your voice is back! See, Charlie cured you. I would make an awesome Doctor someday." Me and my voice-less friend Whitney, after I introduced her to the awesomeness that is Charlieissocoollike.

"Hey Dad! You're back from Kentucky! Finally! Where's my keychain?!"

"Huh?"

"My keychain."

"What keychain?"

"You went to Kentucky, and you didn't get me a keychain?! That is freakin ridiculous!" Me and my dad.

STORIES:

Wonderful-- This is a short one-shot with Neville and Luna. It took me about 10 minutes to write, and it came off the top of my head.

The End of A Beginning -- This is another one-shot, but this time it's a Dramione. It's cheesy in my opinion, but hey, maybe you'll like it.

The Doctor is Toxic -- I had this weird little idea that I couldn't get out of my head. This plot bunny then took the shape of a one-shot that involves a singing Doctor, Britney Spears, and a laughing Rose. Enjoy!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Is that right?" asked Lainee. From some random book called Deaf Child Crossing.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Pool table.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Criminal Minds. Matthew Gray Gubler is so nerd-tastic.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:20 a.m.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:14 a.m. Oh well, close enough.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Er, my pet bird chirping.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Last night. I had to ask my mom a question.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Aerial4891's profile.

9. What are you wearing?

White capris, and a black and gray striped tank top.

10. Did you dream last night?

If I did, I don't remember.

11. When did you last laugh?

Last night? I dunno, I can't remember.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Oh em gee. Um, pictures, paint, clock, bulletin board, calender, aaaand that's all.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Why, yes. Yes I have.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Well, it's not graded, so I wouldn't call it a quiz. Maybe a survey...

15. What is the last film you saw?

Legally Blond 2. I feel so ashamed.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Lotsa stuff.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I like Twizzlers and Skittles...Like, a lot.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Rid the world of terrorism.

19. Do you like to dance?

I will, but I'm not good.

20. George Bush:

-silence-

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Rose

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Luke

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Hmm, maybe.

24. If you could be the son/daughter of any Greek mythology gods or goddesses, which would you chose?

I dunno.

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Yes. It was love at first page.

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

Of course. And I could back it up with evidence.

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

Yep

What’s Hermione’s?

Jean

What’s Ron’s?

Bilius

What’s Harry’s?

James

What’s Ginny’s?

Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?

Not HBP. I need to go to the cinemas.

Read All The Books?

Of course! What kind of fan would I be if I didn't?!

What Do You Think Of JKR?

She's amazing. And she created a whole freakin world!

Favorites

Weasley?

Hmmm, Fred.

Character, Overall?

Luna Lovegood.

Female Character?

Luna Lovegood

Male Charcter?

Neville, or Remus, or Sirius.

Group Of Characters?

Marauders

Adult?

Sirius.

Professor?

Lupin

Ship?

Draco/Hermione.

Spell?

Crucio.

Sweet?

Chocolate frog, or blood pops.

Place?

Room of Requirement. Or anywhere in Hogwarts for that matter.

Weasley Twin?

Fred.

Product?

Firebolt? Firewhiskey? I dunno.

Shop?

Weasley Wizard Wheezes

Least Favorites

Weasley?

Percy

Character, Overall?

Umbridge

Female?

Umbrudge

Male?

Peter Pettigrew

Adult?

Peter Pettigrew

Student?

Pansy Parkinson

Spell?

Don't have a least favorite.

Book?

Love em all!

Ship?

Harry/Hermione Just, no. No. Or Snape/Student. Ew ew ewwwww. Snape shouldn't be with anyone but Lily.

Sweet?

Cockroach Clusters.

Death Eater?

The Carrows. They irk me.

Shop?

Madam Puddifoot's Tea Shop

Place?

Hmm,I dunno. I guess I'm gonna have to go with Madam Puddifoot's again.

Professor?

Umbridge.

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?

Cute

Harry/Hermione?

That ship has sunk

Harry/Ginny?

Cute

Harry/Luna?

A bit strange, but it's okay

Harry/Pansy?

When hell freezes over!

Ron/Lavander?

They also irk me.

Ron/Luna?

They're pretty good together.

Ron/Pansy?

Here comes the vomit.

Ron/Fleur?

No, that's just wrong.

Hermione/Krum?

Eh. I don't really like Krum.

Hermione/Draco?

YES! BEST PAIRING EVER!

Hermione/FredORGeorge?

It could work. I've read some pretty good ones.

James/Lily?

Yes. THey were meant to be.

Lily/Snape?

Uber sweet.

Lily/Sirius?

Nah. THey get on each other's nerves too often.

Lily/Lupin?

That'd be sweet.

Tonks/Lupin?

Def.

Draco/Pansy?

Ugh. No. Not even Malfoy deserves to be with that irksome

Fred/Angelina?

Nope. George is with Angelina. And Fred knows it.

Bill/Fleur?

Yep.

Harry/Cho?

NO! OMG I CAN'T STAND CHO!

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

That's like choosing ice cream or cake.

Hermione or Ginny?

Hermione.

Neville or Seamus?

Oooh. Hard. I'd have to say Neville.

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape.

Fred Or George?

Fred

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Harry/Luna

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Ron/Luna

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Hermione/Krum

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?

Firewhiskey!

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?

WWW

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

The Three Broomsticks.

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

Both! Gotta have both.

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hogwarts.

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Diagon Alley.

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Malfoy Manor.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Bertie Bott's

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

Neither. Quibbler all the way!

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

No comment.

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?

Gryffindor.

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?

Nah, not yet. Need to though.

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

Many times.

A Movie?

Of course.

Books or Movies?

Books all the way.

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

Multiple dreams.

Been To A Fansite?

Tons

Been to JKR’s Site?

Who hasn't?

Have You Ever Roleplayed?

Yep.

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

Narcissa Malfoy.

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

Still have some.

What was it?

James and Lily would come back. That theory was slightly right.

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?

Why even try?

Did it/ Does it work?

Nope.

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

Yeah,

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

Now I have,

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

No.

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?

Never really cared.

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

Nope.

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?

Yeah, which is the basis for lots of Ginny/Snape stories. Ew.

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So ALike?

no, not really,

Do you know what fanfiction is?

Of course.

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

I'm on one right now.

Do you read fanfiction?

Yep.

If so, do you like it?

Nope...I love it.

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

Yeah

What site?

http://www.fanfiction.net

Do you write fanfiction?

Some.

Do you like to write fanfiction?

Love it,

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

Yep. Good stuff,

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

Yeah, I guess.

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

I was gonna get it.

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

No.

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?

Hermione and Narcissa Black.

Do You Agree With This?

Somewhat

Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?

Of course.

What Are They?

That HP freak and Cissa.

Do you object to being Called By them?

Nope.

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

Some of them (aka, the other obsessed ones.)

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

Tons.

What’s One?(You don’t have to explain)

Your hair is so magical -giggles-

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

Just about everything.

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?

Lots.

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

Every freakin day!

Have you re-read the books?

Yep. A million times each.

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

No, but I want one.

Have You Had An RP Party?

No.

Do You Want To?

Sorta.

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

No.

Have You Ever Wrote One?

No

Do You Want To?

No

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?

Yep

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

I wouldn't write one.

Are You Going To Write One?

No

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?

A little bit.

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

Nope. Nowhere near.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER!

I OWN NOTHING MENTIONED IN THESE STORIES! I AM WRITING FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY, AND I DO NOT INTEND TO MAKE A PROFIT FROM AFOREMENTIONED COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL. I DO NOT WISH TO INFRINGE COPYRIGHT LAW.