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Author has written 69 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Camp Lazlo, Mario, Misc. Movies, Hoodwinked!, Alvin and the chipmunks, An American Tail, Wario Ware Inc., A Goofy Movie, Cars, Fairly OddParents, Dragon Ball Z, Hey Arnold, Toy Story, Earthworm Jim, Misc. Games, Recess, Cartoon X-overs, Amazing World of Gumball, Teen Titans, Regular Show, X-Men, Banjo-Kazooie, Incredibles, Pirates! Band of Misfits, Flushed Away, Frankenweenie, Wreck-It Ralph, Monsters vs. Aliens, Rise of the Guardians, Dragon Quest Series, Bee Movie, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and Danny Phantom.
Hello, I'm Mr-Herp-Derp. I have an on-again-off-again interest in this site, so my activity on here may waver, but I don't plan to permenantly leave anytime soon. Here's some basic information on your fellow fanfictionist Mr-Herp-Derp.
Name: I'm not dumb enough for that
Likes: Video games, good books, making friends, talking, writing, movies, some shows, Dinosaurs, and eating
Dislikes: Bullies and trolls, when I can't make my stories budge, when people say rude things to me or my friends, when people flame my stories.
I take requests. PM me if you want one, and please note that just because you ask for a story doesn't mean it will happen.
Nice guys STILL finish last
To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore. And because of this, there are not many left out there. I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this because they care more about their image.
- If you are a nice guy, repost this in your journal with the title: "Nice guys STILL finish last";
- If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way, repost this in your journal with the title: "To Every Guy".
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Random sayings time!/ jokes...(hopefully they're not corny...)
You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Never go to a doctor who's office plants have died.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people."
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda"
Favorite Movie/Video game/Book Quotes:
"When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow's egg between my thighs. I said 'Zangief, why must you be so bad, why can't you be more like good guy?'. Then I have moment of clarity: If Zangeif is good guy, who will crush man's skill like sparrow's egg between thighs? I said 'Zangeif, you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are bad GUY." Zangeif, Wreck-It Ralph.
"I came, I saw, I kicked its aaaaa- This is a family game, isn't it?" Cat, Cat in the Hat video game.
"Ask Ghost that if he doesn't make it...Can I have his boots?" Sparks, Enter The Matrix Video game.
"I know how you feel. I once wore my pants backwards. No one told me for the entire day." Cad, Underdog.
"I like the part where he knocks you on your ass." The Thing, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.
"Billboards, Radio ads, commercials, magazines, all in shit." Raptor Red.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Sterotypes and what I think of them.
I am a teenage boy, so I MUST be a pervert
I have ADHD and Aspergers, so I MUST be retarded
I am a Teen, so I MUST steal.
I like my Teachers, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I have a lot of female friends, so I MUST be a player
I'm a nerd, so I MUST like starwars
I'm a nerd, so I MUST have a mountian of comic books
I'm white, so I MUST be unable to dance
I play videogames, so I MUST be irresponcable
I am cooped up at home a lot, so I MUST be anti social
I'm SPED, so I MUST be a crybaby
I don't like to be in a big crowd, so I MUST be anti social
I don't like to fight, so I MUST be a doormat
I hardly fight with my parents, so I MUST be a mama's boy
I prefer educational shows, so I MUST like Barney and Sesame Street
I like SuperHeroes, so I MUST be a nerd
I like to do nice things for others, so I MUST be a brownnoser
I am usually playing videogames or on the computer, so I MUST be a geek.
I don't want to Leave America, so I MUST be racist.
My room is messy, so I MUST be irresponcable.
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