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since: 04-05-09, id: 1890933, Profile Updated: 02-28-12
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Author has written 25 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Faerie Wars Chronicles, Death Note, Kiesha'ra, Gakuen Alice, Ouran High School Host Club, and Fruits Basket.

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So... hey, guys.

This was abandoned before.

I don't really know if it still is.

I'm planning on redoing a lot of my old, and horrible, stuff.

That's really all there is to say, isn't it? I love to talk, but I'm a slow replier. Message me if you'd like.


1. Restroom Adventure reviews
NOT a cliched- shopping trip-fic, but Akito and Hatori go shopping, and . . . well, interesting things happen. I thought it was funny. Answers a fairly important question. K for kute, and TWS should stop writing such Krappy fics.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-28-12 - Published: 5-2-10 - Akito S. & Hatori S. - Complete
2. The Skinny Lady reviews
An utterly angsty drabble about how the Fat Lady doesn't think she's so fat after all. I can't promise that it's better than the summary, that's just my opinion, but it is a bit more . . . insightful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-28-12 - Published: 12-26-09 - The Fat Lady - Complete
3. I Love You? » reviews
A tale of confusion, love and a little bit of the snarky Holly and Juliet humor we love. This is meant to be a tear-jerker sorry. T for language and probable content. Jolliet. Pairing-Flames will be used to roast you alive. Real flames make me happy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-7-10 - Published: 9-23-09 - Holly S. & Juliet B.
4. Normal Summer Day reviews
Just a normal summer day, during the years before Tohru, and before Hatori was a doctor. Ritsu s sitting off to the side, and just watching, and thinking. These are his musings. SLIGHT Ayame/Ritsu or Shigure/Ritsu
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-30-10 - Ritsu S. - Complete
5. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun reviews
That's all we really wa-a-a-ant, some fu-u-u-un, when the working day is done, woah, girls just wanna have fu-un, woah, girls just wanna have fun. Female Population/Haruhi, Tamaki/Haruhi father-daughter, and mystery pairing. K-ish, but I'm rating it T
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-20-10 - Haruhi F. & Tamaki S. - Complete
6. Condescending reviews
She's really very , in a condescending way." A repeating drabblish one-shot about what a certian Sempai thinks about Haruhi. No specific Sempai, but I wrote it with Kyoya in mind. Easily K and rather fluffy, if I may say.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-12-10 - Haruhi F. & Kyōya O. - Complete
7. Not Alone reviews
Maybe I'm not totally alone." K plus . Hints of Natsume/Ruka.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-12-09 - Natsume H. - Complete
8. Not Again reviews
Danica Shardae Cobriana is simply relaxing, reading a nice book, avoiding other people's problems when, a nightmare strikes. Read at your own risk. Flames will be mocked. D/Z and MS/Z
Kiesha'ra - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-27-09 - Complete
9. Falling Down reviews
They twirl as they fall; who knows where they're falling?" Rated T for character death. Opal/Opal. Flames welcome, but will be torn apart by logic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-21-09 - Opal K. - Complete
10. No Youth? reviews
Artemis is visiting Holly down in Haven; just browsing the tourist hot spots. Not what it seems like. One-shot. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-21-09 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete
11. Poor Logic reviews
Because if he's Kira, a shirt is all it takes." Me, toying with one concept I never really understood. Neither does Light. Rated T for knife threats and topless men. All-dialogue. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-20-09 - L & Light Y. - Complete
12. Mother and Son reviews
He wonders, is wondering if Qwan is right. How can he know? He is also wondering if himself is correct. What if she . . . Nothing was promised." No pairing, K rating, one shat.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 10-6-09 - Complete
13. How Could You reviews
Blue/Pyrgus, what else? Actually a farly morbid and sad story. I hope you enjoy! Mainly everyone's reactions to Blue and Pyrgus in love, and getting married. Mostly drabble-y and varying points of view and way of writing. Did I mention chapter fic?
Faerie Wars Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-29-09 - Blue M. & Pyrgus M.
14. Morons of Love reviews
A One-Shot. Holly has a crush. Guess who? SLASH warning- keep your "Holii'z srtaiit"s to yourself . And, what is this relationship's tragic end?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-30-09 - Holly S. & Lili F. - Complete
15. Does She Never Learn? reviews
Short, awkwardly fluffy Blue/Pyrgus One-Shot. If you really squint, and look to the bottom, it's Blue/Henry. If you don't, then you Win. Rated "T" for Author paronia and repeated occurances.
Faerie Wars Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-16-09 - Blue M. & Pyrgus M. - Complete
16. No Right reviews
A second-person point of veiw from Opal on a short conversation with Foaly. Totally innocent, but a little creepy. "You're enemies. You're supposed to hate each other. Oops, you think."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-20-09 - Foaly & Opal K.
17. Descent Into Madness reviews
Really, just a bit of insight into the world Angeline lived in . . . ""Mother?" A stoic, familiar voice said. Who was this? Why did he call me Mother? I didn't have a son." It's a little confusing, but she is mad.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-18-09 - Angeline F. - Complete
18. Compensation reviews
Incest. Slash. Maybe I should up the rating . . . Either way, just a little romantic scene between Grub and Trouble. There's some back story, but it'd be random if there wasn't. Nothing too bad . . . two kisses. R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-15-09 - Grub K. & Trouble K. - Complete
19. 50 Themes Challenge: HollyJuliet reviews
Flying home, Holly realized how wrong a match they made; a human and a fairy, not to mention they're both female."" Rated T. I just wouldn't reccomend this to a 5 yr old. Character death. I know I already have a slash-y one of these, but it's really fun
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-14-09 - Holly S. & Juliet B. - Complete
20. 50 Words Challenge: Artler reviews
Artler Slash to the 50 words or 50 themes or whatever challenge.It's rated T for violence, sugestivity and character death. But, as I said, it's slash, so don't like don't read. There's also slight hints of H/J. Er . . . R&R?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-8-09 - Artemis F. & Butler - Complete
21. Boing! reviews
Artemis is visiting Minerva when Myles and Beckett decide they want to go on Minerva's trampoline. Minerva agrees to go with them, so they don't crack their little skulls. A/M fluffy-ish. To Minerva Haters- She gets hit a lot. Please R&R K for safety.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-4-09 - Artemis F. & Minerva P. - Complete
22. Life And Death reviews
Like, desire, love, obsession- none of it mattered. She needed to surpass him." An OpalFoaly story, as to why they weren't together. Rated K, because, for once, I went an entire story without swearing. Long Drabble.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-30-09 - Foaly & Opal K. - Complete
23. Hidden at the Office » reviews
M for a serious reason. Like, more lemons then any other fruit of sexiness. All pairings. I take suggestions. PreArtemis. Sorry. Please read though.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-28-09 - Published: 4-16-09
24. Over Him reviews
A Lissa-centric and sad fic. It's a song-fic to "Over It" by Katharine McPhee. Some bad language. There's also a small Naruto reference in there, but as long as you know who Sasuke is, you're good. Rated T. And -gasp!- I gave Lissa a character!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-20-09 - Fang - Complete
25. E is for Everything I Eternally Adore About Evans reviews
E is for Everything I Eternally Adore About Lilly Evans: Sev Snape thinkin' 'bout Lovely Lilly at her grave. Not all roses and gumdrops. For The Alphabet Challenge. One-sided Lilly/Snape. It's sad, so I rated it T, but if your younger, have fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-26-09 - Lily Evans P. & Severus S. - Complete