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Author has written 27 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Faerie Wars Chronicles, Death Note, Kiesha'ra, Gakuen Alice, Ouran High School Host Club, and Fruits Basket. Link To BlackWidowPretty's Work and Profile I change my PenName from time to time. Up until April 12, 2011 at 21:18 I was "The Weird Shipper". I change because I am a pain in the ass. Sorry. I hate this thing. I hate it with a passion. Know why? No matter what I write, I always sound like a prick. So, I cleaned out my long-winded and likely never-before-read profile, and am replacing it with this: I like to write fanfiction, and I am always open to watching/reading new things. If I don't already read/watch it, tell me about it and I probably will have within the month. I take no bullshit. I have writer's block, but I do take requests. I took a request about two months ago, that was lost on my computer and I am now trying to find. It's not a tragedy, since I didn't like it much, but... still. I RP, but only Hetalia recently (England and fem!Prussia). I am open to new things. Please talk to me if you want to RP. If you want/need to know anything else, please PM me, and I'll get back to you eventually, as I never check my e-mails. | |||||||||
1. I Love You? » reviewsA tale of confusion, love and a little bit of the snarky Holly and Juliet humor we love. This is meant to be a tear-jerker sorry. T for language and probable content. Jolliet. Pairing-Flames will be used to roast you alive. Real flames make me happy.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-7-10 - Published: 9-23-09 - Holly S. & Juliet B.2. Restroom Adventure reviewsNOT a cliched- shopping trip-fic, but Akito and Hatori go shopping, and . . . well, interesting things happen. I thought it was funny. Answers a fairly important question. K for kute, and TWS should stop writing such Krappy fics.Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-2-10 - Akito S. & Hatori S. - Complete3. Normal Summer Day reviewsJust a normal summer day, during the years before Tohru, and before Hatori was a doctor. Ritsu s sitting off to the side, and just watching, and thinking. These are his musings. SLIGHT Ayame/Ritsu or Shigure/RitsuFruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-30-10 - Ritsu S. - Complete4. Straightened Hair, and Women's Underwear reviewsI might make this a one-shot series. Mello is . . . Mello, manly, yet pretty. And it doesn't come easy. Matt happens to walk in on his "primping". Uh-oh. Swearing, jokes that can be considered "rude", and rock music. You're warned. T for a reason.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-30-10 - Mello & Matt - Complete5. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun reviewsThat's all we really wa-a-a-ant, some fu-u-u-un, when the working day is done, woah, girls just wanna have fu-un, woah, girls just wanna have fun. Female Population/Haruhi, Tamaki/Haruhi father-daughter, and mystery pairing. K-ish, but I'm rating it TOuran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-20-10 - Haruhi F. & Tamaki S. - Complete6. Condescending reviewsShe's really very , in a condescending way." A repeating drabblish one-shot about what a certian Sempai thinks about Haruhi. No specific Sempai, but I wrote it with Kyoya in mind. Easily K and rather fluffy, if I may say.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-12-10 - Haruhi F. & Kyōya O. - Complete7. The Skinny Lady reviewsAn utterly angsty drabble about how the Fat Lady doesn't think she's so fat after all. I can't promise that it's better than the summary, that's just my opinion, but it is a bit more . . . insightful.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-26-09 - The Fat Lady - Complete8. Not Alone reviewsMaybe I'm not totally alone." K plus . Hints of Natsume/Ruka.Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-12-09 - Natsume H. - Complete9. Not Again reviewsDanica Shardae Cobriana is simply relaxing, reading a nice book, avoiding other people's problems when, a nightmare strikes. Read at your own risk. Flames will be mocked. D/Z and MS/ZKiesha'ra - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-27-09 - Complete10. Falling Down reviewsThey twirl as they fall; who knows where they're falling?" Rated T for character death. Opal/Opal. Flames welcome, but will be torn apart by logic.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-21-09 - Opal K. - Complete11. No Youth? reviewsArtemis is visiting Holly down in Haven; just browsing the tourist hot spots. Not what it seems like. One-shot. Complete.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-21-09 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete12. Poor Logic reviewsBecause if he's Kira, a shirt is all it takes." Me, toying with one concept I never really understood. Neither does Light. Rated T for knife threats and topless men. All-dialogue. Complete.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-20-09 - L & Light Y. - Complete13. Mother and Son reviewsHe wonders, is wondering if Qwan is right. How can he know? He is also wondering if himself is correct. What if she . . . Nothing was promised." No pairing, K rating, one shat.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 10-6-09 - Complete14. How Could You reviewsBlue/Pyrgus, what else? Actually a farly morbid and sad story. I hope you enjoy! Mainly everyone's reactions to Blue and Pyrgus in love, and getting married. Mostly drabble-y and varying points of view and way of writing. Did I mention chapter fic?Faerie Wars Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-29-09 - Blue M. & Pyrgus M.15. Morons of Love reviewsA One-Shot. Holly has a crush. Guess who? SLASH warning- keep your "Holii'z srtaiit"s to yourself . And, what is this relationship's tragic end?Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-30-09 - Holly S. & Lili F. - Complete16. Does She Never Learn? reviewsShort, awkwardly fluffy Blue/Pyrgus One-Shot. If you really squint, and look to the bottom, it's Blue/Henry. If you don't, then you Win. Rated "T" for Author paronia and repeated occurances.Faerie Wars Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-16-09 - Blue M. & Pyrgus M. - Complete17. No Right reviewsA second-person point of veiw from Opal on a short conversation with Foaly. Totally innocent, but a little creepy. "You're enemies. You're supposed to hate each other. Oops, you think."Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-20-09 - Foaly & Opal K.18. Descent Into Madness reviewsReally, just a bit of insight into the world Angeline lived in . . . ""Mother?" A stoic, familiar voice said. Who was this? Why did he call me Mother? I didn't have a son." It's a little confusing, but she is mad.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-18-09 - Angeline F. - Complete19. Compensation reviewsIncest. Slash. Maybe I should up the rating . . . Either way, just a little romantic scene between Grub and Trouble. There's some back story, but it'd be random if there wasn't. Nothing too bad . . . two kisses. R&RArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-15-09 - Grub K. & Trouble K. - Complete20. 50 Themes Challenge: HollyJuliet reviewsFlying home, Holly realized how wrong a match they made; a human and a fairy, not to mention they're both female."" Rated T. I just wouldn't reccomend this to a 5 yr old. Character death. I know I already have a slash-y one of these, but it's really funArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-14-09 - Holly S. & Juliet B. - Complete21. 50 Words Challenge: Artler reviewsArtler Slash to the 50 words or 50 themes or whatever challenge.It's rated T for violence, sugestivity and character death. But, as I said, it's slash, so don't like don't read. There's also slight hints of H/J. Er . . . R&R?Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-8-09 - Artemis F. & Butler - Complete22. Boing! reviewsArtemis is visiting Minerva when Myles and Beckett decide they want to go on Minerva's trampoline. Minerva agrees to go with them, so they don't crack their little skulls. A/M fluffy-ish. To Minerva Haters- She gets hit a lot. Please R&R K for safety.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-4-09 - Artemis F. & Minerva P. - Complete23. Life And Death reviewsLike, desire, love, obsession- none of it mattered. She needed to surpass him." An OpalFoaly story, as to why they weren't together. Rated K, because, for once, I went an entire story without swearing. Long Drabble.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-30-09 - Foaly & Opal K. - Complete24. Hidden at the Office » reviewsM for a serious reason. Like, more lemons then any other fruit of sexiness. All pairings. I take suggestions. PreArtemis. Sorry. Please read though.Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-28-09 - Published: 4-16-0925. Over Him reviewsA Lissa-centric and sad fic. It's a song-fic to "Over It" by Katharine McPhee. Some bad language. There's also a small Naruto reference in there, but as long as you know who Sasuke is, you're good. Rated T. And -gasp!- I gave Lissa a character!Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-20-09 - Fang - Complete26. Titleless: This Story Needs a Title reviewsI can't think of a title for this. it's M/H. A slightly normal, but as much life-changing day in the Diggums and Short PI Company. Mwahahaha. T for pain and a kiss. But the kiss is short and not /too/ bad. R&RArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-1-09 - Mulch D. & Holly S. - Complete27. E is for Everything I Eternally Adore About Evans reviewsE is for Everything I Eternally Adore About Lilly Evans: Sev Snape thinkin' 'bout Lovely Lilly at her grave. Not all roses and gumdrops. For The Alphabet Challenge. One-sided Lilly/Snape. It's sad, so I rated it T, but if your younger, have fun.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-26-09 - Lily Evans P. & Severus S. - Complete
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