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Author has written 20 stories for Kiesha'ra, Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Faerie Wars Chronicles, and Death Note. For Your Convience (and mine) For The Pole: Link To BlackWidowPretty's Work and Profile I change this constantly. It's kind of fun. I also change my name constantly, because I'm weird like that. Past ones have been: ForrbiddenMoanz PROFILE UNDER CONSTRUTCTION- WE WOULD APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE, BUT YOU CLICKED THE LINK, YOU POOR, NAIVE FOOL. Alright. I am Alex. This is my profile. I rule this land, my land, with an iron fist from my mighty throne! -sits on beanbag chair- Okay, now. I don't know why you care about me at all. I really don't. I'm just your everyday average alpaca-obsessed weirdo. That seems like suffient information for the general population. But, hey, any questions please PM! (The invitation above does not count for homphobes, elephants, people who don't speak english, dolphins who don't speak English, people very strong about their religeon and feel the need to PROCLAIM IT TO ZE VURLD and those who dislike chocolate) Now . . . FOR SOME RANTS! ON MY MISSION I think that some pairings just don't have enough credit. I mean, if we can validate to why they could get together, or just say "I figured they'd be cute together . . .", or quite possibly, "It just sorta came to me". So, I take it my mission to support the pairings that no one else really likes, yet can be proven. My favorite, Chix/Holly from AF (I may give other examples. Depends how bored I am). No one likes Chix. At all. I don't either. He's a womanizing, egotistical jack ass. But, who knows who he is on the inside. If he stopped staring at every skirt-clad skirt walking his way and nearly pimping himself out, who knows what kind of sprite he could be? Maybe he just needs love and then he'll shape up. If he's already got a girl to call his own, why should he care 'bout the pretty little pixie glancing his way? Or Dumbledore and Rosemerta, of Harry Potter. We all know he rarely went any where else. And that he was a loving man enough to fall for her pretty face after his butter beer, which I am unable to believe that he can't hold regardless of how much. I can see her falling for is charm and intelligence. He's one of my favorite characters. He fricking rocks. It is completly possible. But, many people refuse to aknowledge this. Why can't they be together? I know this one is completly the work of my mind supplying its own crack, but Kikyou/Naraku of the manga Inuyasha. I mean, maybe (like Chix) all he needs is the one he loves. Didn't he already state he loved her? Couldnt she- she who hates Inuyahsa, hates Kagome and has turned from her village and to the side of those who steal souls- possibly love him, if he had a personality? Maybe he has a cunning and stoic personality with burning emotions, like the priestess? Couldn't they be bonded by the trauma of Hell and of their deaths etched into their memories? Couldn't she find love in his black occasionally human eyes? Why shouldn't he find love in her inhuman eyes? That's what I thought. ON HOLLY SHORT'S SLUTTINESS I, personally, think that she's a very charasmatic character. So much so, in fact, that I believe that she's a Sue. But, I think that she could be with anyone. I mean, this is fanfiction. The whole freaking point is to experiment. But, no OOCness (without a warning/parody). OOC is bad. But, still, anyone she's physically compatable with (and more!) I will pair her with. Yes, even Juliet/Lili/Vinyaya/Opal. Deal with it. ON MY POLE (NOT a typo) Okay, BWP and I got into an arguement about who was the better author. It went a bit like this: Me: Why are you such a great author? BWP: I'm not that great . . . you're better. Me: These are lies you're telling me. LIES! BWP: Nu-uh. You're better. Me: LIES!! You rock twice as hard! And so on and so on, until the end of time. That is . . . it would've . . . But . . . I BROUGHT THE ARGUEMENT TO . . . YOU!! Yes, that's right, folks. TWS and BWP both need you to vote on TWS's pole to say who is awesome-est (I say -est, because when BWP destroys me, I still want an ego). Please, be honest! Don't vote for me because it's my account, or whatever. We need HONESTY! PS: BWP was pissed when she found out. I think she should be showered in reviews, no? RANT ON HONESTY 'Tis the best policy. NOW . . . TO DISCUSS MY WRITING! Updates: Keep dreaming. New Stories: Whenever I get plot bunnies, or something like that. Or, when ever my muse decides to delight me with his presence (Bruce, my muse: -snorts-). I do, though, have a lot to upload from FG. I always take suggestions. Odd Pairings: -cooes- How I love them. Miscellaneous: I'm experimenting wityh format, I guess you could say. You know, dialogue, style and such. Concrit is ALWAYS welcome. Story Continuation: I ~may~ continue via demand. Flaming: Bring it. If I couldn't take the heat, I would stay out of the kitchen. The Odd Link, Here and There . . . FANGATHERING- FANFICTION (I usually put up stories here, before I put them up here. Also, things I'd NEVUR post here)(Please Note: Flamers Wanted) FANGATHERING- FANART (Like I draw) MY PLAYLIST (mmmm music) Jackson Ratheborne (He's hot and I'm spreading the love) Lunaii (Yes, the doll-maker. Yes, I love it XD) Hourou Musuko (READ THE BLASTED MANGA!) INSANELY AWESOME QUOTES Alright, so most people have many little annoying quotes. I hope to have fun and/or inspirational. I don't know why. L-D-I-D-Y-O-U-K-N-O-W-T-H-A-T-R-E-A-P-E-R-S-O-N-L-Y-E-A-T-A-P-P-L-E-S~ Light, from Death Note Chuck Norris can touch McHammer~ My friend, Sasha So long, and thanks for the fish! ~ Dolphins from Hitchhikers. THE ORDER OF SCHOOL PRIORITIES- SO SAYS MY MATH TEACHER ~a delightful sub-catagory of quotes~ 1- Safety (Fire drills- in the way of the learning process 2- Lunch (By law, they must feed us 3- Landscaping ("So, 2+2=" lawnmower sound 4- Windows (Our school is getting the windows done. There are so many saws and swears, they should start getting detention) 5- LEARNING On debate: Which is more valuable?- Teachers or cleaning supplies? I feel the need to state officially and finally that nothing I write about on this site belongs to me in any way, shape, or form. The canons are not mine. It is highly likely that the "ships" are likely someone else's. Possibly, even, the original author's. I merely use them to play with. Even my OC's are up for grabs (unless you make them OOC). I wouldn't want credit, but whatever. What I'm Curently Reading (AKA: what fandom of fics to expect a few of from me, in between AF ones): Nothing. insert sad face ~LIVE LONG AND PROSPER~ | |||||||||||||
1. Falling Down reviewsThey twirl as they fall; who knows where they’re falling?" Rated T for character death. Opal/Opal. Flames welcome, but will be torn apart by logic.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-21-09 - Opal K. - Complete2. No Youth? reviewsArtemis is visiting Holly down in Haven; just browsing the tourist hot spots. Not what it seems like. One-shot. Complete.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-21-09 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete3. I Love You? » reviewsA tale of confusion, love and a little bit of the snarky Holly and Juliet humor we love. This is meant to be a tear-jerker sorry. T for language and probable content. Jolliet. Pairing-Flames will be used to roast you alive. Real flames make me happy.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 9-23-09 - Holly S. & Juliet B.4. Poor Logic reviewsBecause if he's Kira, a shirt is all it takes." Me, toying with one concept I never really understood. Neither does Light. Rated T for knife threats and topless men. All-dialogue. Complete.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-20-09 - L & Light Y. - Complete5. Mother and Son reviewsHe wonders, is wondering if Qwan is right. How can he know? He is also wondering if himself is correct. What if she . . . Nothing was promised." No pairing, K rating, one shat.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 10-6-09 - Complete6. How Could You reviewsBlue/Pyrgus, what else? Actually a farly morbid and sad story. I hope you enjoy! Mainly everyone's reactions to Blue and Pyrgus in love, and getting married. Mostly drabble-y and varying points of view and way of writing. Did I mention chapter fic?Faerie Wars Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-29-09 - Blue M. & Pyrgus M.7. Morons of Love reviewsA One-Shot. Holly has a crush. Guess who? SLASH warning- keep your "Holii'z srtaiit"s to yourself . And, what is this relationship's tragic end?Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-30-09 - Holly S. & Lili F. - Complete8. Does She Never Learn? reviewsShort, awkwardly fluffy Blue/Pyrgus One-Shot. If you really squint, and look to the bottom, it's Blue/Henry. If you don't, then you Win. Rated "T" for Author paronia and repeated occurances.Faerie Wars Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-16-09 - Blue M. & Pyrgus M. - Complete9. No Right reviewsA second-person point of veiw from Opal on a short conversation with Foaly. Totally innocent, but a little creepy. "You’re enemies. You’re supposed to hate each other. Oops, you think."Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-20-09 - Foaly & Opal K.10. Descent Into Madness reviewsReally, just a bit of insight into the world Angeline lived in . . . "“Mother?” A stoic, familiar voice said. Who was this? Why did he call me Mother? I didn’t have a son." It's a little confusing, but she is mad.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-18-09 - Angeline F. - Complete11. Compensation reviewsIncest. Slash. Maybe I should up the rating . . . Either way, just a little romantic scene between Grub and Trouble. There's some back story, but it'd be random if there wasn't. Nothing too bad . . . two kisses. R&RArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-15-09 - Grub K. & Trouble K. - Complete12. 50 Themes Challenge: HollyJuliet reviewsFlying home, Holly realized how wrong a match they made; a human and a fairy, not to mention they’re both female."" Rated T. I just wouldn't reccomend this to a 5 yr old. Character death. I know I already have a slash-y one of these, but it's really funArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-14-09 - Holly S. & Juliet B. - Complete13. 50 Words Challenge: Artler reviewsArtler Slash to the 50 words or 50 themes or whatever challenge.It's rated T for violence, sugestivity and character death. But, as I said, it's slash, so don't like don't read. There's also slight hints of H/J. Er . . . R&R?Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-8-09 - Artemis F. & Butler - Complete14. Boing! reviewsArtemis is visiting Minerva when Myles and Beckett decide they want to go on Minerva's trampoline. Minerva agrees to go with them, so they don't crack their little skulls. A/M fluffy-ish. To Minerva Haters- She gets hit a lot. Please R&R K for safety.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-4-09 - Artemis F. & Minerva P. - Complete15. Life And Death reviewsLike, desire, love, obsession- none of it mattered. She needed to surpass him." An OpalFoaly story, as to why they weren't together. Rated K, because, for once, I went an entire story without swearing. Long Drabble.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-30-09 - Foaly & Opal K. - Complete16. Hidden at the Office » reviewsM for a serious reason. Like, more lemons then any other fruit of sexiness. All pairings. I take suggestions. PreArtemis. Sorry. Please read though.Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-28-09 - Published: 4-16-0917. Over Him reviewsA Lissa-centric and sad fic. It's a song-fic to "Over It" by Katharine McPhee. Some bad language. There's also a small Naruto reference in there, but as long as you know who Sasuke is, you're good. Rated T. And -gasp!- I gave Lissa a character!Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-20-09 - Fang - Complete18. Titleless: This Story Needs a Title reviewsI can't think of a title for this. it's M/H. A slightly normal, but as much life-changing day in the Diggums and Short PI Company. Mwahahaha. T for pain and a kiss. But the kiss is short and not /too/ bad. R&RArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-1-09 - Mulch D. & Holly S. - Complete19. E is for Everything I Eternally Adore About Evans reviewsE is for Everything I Eternally Adore About Lilly Evans: Sev Snape thinkin' 'bout Lovely Lilly at her grave. Not all roses and gumdrops. For The Alphabet Challenge. One-sided Lilly/Snape. It's sad, so I rated it T, but if your younger, have fun.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-26-09 - Lily Evans P. & Severus S. - Complete20. No Mutts Allowed reviewsThe title is because no mutts may come from this and they're evidence, so not allowed. Basically, Danica gets a visiter she is QUITE happy to see. Graphic. Femmslash. Inter-sub-species not a hawk, or a crow, or one of thoseKiesha'ra - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-7-09 - Complete
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