mopstyle
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since: 04-06-09, id: 1891901, Profile Updated: 06-15-10
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight.

I'm twenty nine, vulgar and married; I'm also clever when not talking about myself. I'm a part time stylist, part time espresso whore, a total procrastinator, and speed demon.

I drink and smoke and generally don't do canon. I am slowly being persuaded. Check out my favorite girlsdetroitangel, my cuddly co-writer and snarky Dirty bird; also NCChris, who rocks my non-canon world! Make sure to read their stories and tell them how much you love them!

Things I like? Wingtips. Jasper. Devils. Vadge. Adverbs. Hot rods. Tom Waits. Dusty furniture. Cowboys. Mangy dogs. Digging through until you find it.

Things I do not like? Soft words. Soft core. Weak punches. Small doors. Birds. Overflowing ashtrays. Blue lights. Jacob. Dioramas. Giving up before you find it.

Upon updating this profile, I find that these things are still valid. Which is win.

Twitter? mopstyle

Please visit these loves and show some... Well, show them whatever you'd like. I'm sure they won't mind. :wink:

ElleCC, and LaViePastiche, who brought us "For the Love of Jasper," "Son of a Preacher Man," and "A Murmur of Fire in the Vein,"

The Fornication Station Fuckhot rec's and dirty, pretty words.

The Lazy, Yet Discerning Ficster Fabulous articles and blog by some of our fave, best authors.


BANNERS

I have been bestowed two fucktabulous banners for two OneShots I submitted to contests. One by the amazing AngstGoddess003, who used Jasper art from the French artist Nami (with Nami's permission) for my Host Mention "Into Strangers," in "For the Love of Jasper," and one by misforMarisa, for my Second Place win "So Lovely," in the "Whodunit? A Murder Mystery One-Shot Twi-Contest."

Into Strangers

I Won Second Place

So Lovely

Other banners:

A Hell All Our Own By my RL bestie, Kitty

Into Strangers By Allysue08

A Priori By Annamorphos

Please check out some of my faves:

Frenchbeanz/MySlashyFriend As you can guess, her alter ego is fond of the manlove. Read "Juggernaut" for some fucktabulous Robward.

Bella'sExecutioner writes "The Darkside of Twilight" and an out of this world fic called "Sanctuary" that I need more chapters of, among many other wonderful things.

Allysue08 and her epic "White Houses."


VIDEOS

Please head over to YouTube and check out the WideAwakeRehab channel and be amazed by the very talented Alitriona's fan fic trailers. She makes the most incredible videos and writes "Random Angels" under the penname Eila.

She made a fucktabulous video, at my prompting, for "The Lost Boys" by, hwimsey. This fic owns me and so does the video. Check them both out. You will not be disappointed.



1. Into Strangers » reviews
Set over the course of five years of an eighteen year friendship, we visit seemingly random, but very specific, times in the ever shifting relationship Bella and Jasper have cultivated through years misunderstanding, manipulation, and obsession.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,843 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 1-30-11 - Published: 9-1-09 - Jasper & Bella - Complete
2. A Priori » reviews
Alice, Jasper and Bella are pushing their boundaries physically and emotionally. What happens when the rest of the Cullens move back to Forks? Will Bella be the catalyst of another family feud, or will she be the salvation of one? AxJxB ExB OOC AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,942 - Reviews: 539 - Updated: 1-10-11 - Published: 7-17-09 - Bella & Jasper
3. Disintegration reviews
Saving someone you love often means sacrificing something of yourself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-26-10 - Edward & Rosalie
4. Hell's Bells » reviews
Drabbles. Stories in one hundred words or so. I'll indicate characters in the chapter headers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-29-10 - Published: 7-27-10
5. The Twilight TwentyFive: Round Two » reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots written for The Twilight Twenty-Five challenge on LJ: January - March 2010. Characters, genres, universes, and ratings will vary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-15-10 - Published: 1-4-10
6. A Hell All Our Own reviews
It's a sick, sad evening for a costume party. After four bitter years of loneliness and regret, snarky Edward finds his long lost in a dark bar. Will Emmett, weary traveler, want to save what they once had, or will their demons get in the way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 11-25-09 - Edward & Emmett - Complete
7. So Lovely reviews
Someone's been in love with Bella for a long time. When he finally cracks, is there anything he won't do, to make sure she never leaves him again? O/S entry for "Whodunit? A Murder Mystery One-Shot TwiContest hosted by WideAwakeRehab.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-11-09 - Bella
8. Bella and The Devil reviews
Bella meets her maker, enemy, lover, father, brother, undoing. Centuries and lives will not stand in the way. What's a lonely, evil girl to do? MA, very, very MA. AH, AU, OOC. Rated x, bb's!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-27-09 - Bella & Edward
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