Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Morganville Vampires.
rebuilding the page.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
Here's a big bunch of random stuff.
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? on my shin i tripped over my own feet(do that alot).
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? a mirror and some paintings and photos.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? no i'm completly still :D
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? mostly everything.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? yeah but can't remember.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? nothing really.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? the good old days when there were no reasons to worry haha.
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? my laptop and my phone.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? hmm 161 cm. i think, don't know.
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? hmm don't know never been in a little room for to long.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? yes if i can't see anything at all that freaks me out.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? hmm it wasn't a person more like the wind haha.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? dolce and gabbana the one.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? don't know it dosn't really matter.
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? hmmm don't know somewhere special i guess.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? energy drink hate coffee.
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? uumm i can't eat pizza i'm allergic(wierd i know).
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? nothing but could drink some cola haha.
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? eew no!
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? a silver heart necklace.
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? don't know yet it's a long story.
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? what?
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? sisters point.
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? no but i really want a dog.
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? air hahahaha.
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? don't know, don't have control over that kind of stuff.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? just tell them how much tey mean to you.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 30.
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? hmm don't know i'm really a blonde but colored my hair to brunette.
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? my best friends :p
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? people that is noisey all the time.
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I've never even been in USA.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? hahaha i have ALOT of weaknesses.
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? yeah a couple, but only danish one's.
37. FIRST JOB? haha none i'm too lazy.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? yeah haha.
41. What were you doing before you filled this out? i was watching mean girls haha.
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No thankfully.
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? don't know i usally block people out when they compliment me.
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? no hahah but when i was little i thought it looked fun so i really wanted to.
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? a trip to USA with my friends, sounds like fun.
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 1.
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? nope it's all mine.
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? shooting stars altough i have only seen one my intere life.
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? sunsilk to colored hair.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? no haha it's so hard to read that i need to translate what i wrote hahah.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? nothing really i eat so little meat that people call me vegetarian.
52. ANY BAD HABITS? yes, smoking stupid stupid stupid don't start!!
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? a nicolai cd it was a gift haha i would never by that. i think it was a hate gift(nicolai is a danish singer).
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? maybe, if i met me when i was in a good mood.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? no not for me, exept from if you look like the hunchback guy of notre dame.
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I scream very mean things to people in my head and then i ignore them haha.
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? umm don't have a second home.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? my barbie dolls haha i loved to cut their hair.
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? only 23.
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? who's barney?
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? DUH!!
64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? ew none.
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? someone that understand's my humor.
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? nalle,nat.
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? at the moment it's secondhand serenade but it change's all the time.
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? how i met your mother/gossip girl/prison break/men in trees.
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? huh?
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? hazelnut ice cream yum yum.
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? yes still got them haha.
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? yesterday i went jogging.
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? yes there was, are you messing with my head?
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? hmm don't know, but i love driving fast.
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? sure why not haha.
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TV commercials aarh hate commercials.
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? a fruit smoothie.
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? ummm my mom hahaha.
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? he's laugh.
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? some camp song that's stuck in my stupid head.
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? hmmm don't know. god i don't know alot of things.
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? december.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? uuhh is that like your horoscope?
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Brown with red in it and blonde stripes from the sun.
86. EYE COLOR? dark blue.
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? hmm mc'donalds hahah.
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? no don't like any fish at all.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? friends, love that show.
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas!
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? no never learned it.
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? eew politics i hold no interest for that.
95. KISSES OR HUGS? depends on who the kisses is for.
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? relationship's, one night stands is just another mistake.
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? 20 north state.
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? don't have one, you have to be 18 to drive in denmark, totaly sucks.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? none but i'm reading stories on fanfiction.
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: am single and loving it hahahah.