Hello my awesome readers! How's life? Welcome to my profile, which is very long I might add. On this page, you'll be able to see how random I can be and how crazy I really am. You'll be able to see my likes, dis-likes, and everything in between. So sit back, put up your feet, and enjoy the ride. To all of you who don't PM me often, I AM NOT DEAD! I just have a really bad case of writer's block...

Likes: Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Dethnote, Inu-Yasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Hellsing, Vampire Knight

Anime Characters: Sasuke, Kiba, Neji, Naruto, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Pain, Ichigo, Rukia, L, Matt, Beyond Birthday, Mello, Near (I love the Whammy kids!), Ryuk, Inu-Yasha, Sesshomaru, Koga, The Great Dog Demon, Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Alucard, Yuki, Zero

Bands: Godsmack, Korn, Metallica, Slipknot, Demon Hunter, Papa Roach, Disturbed, Guns 'N' Roses, Static-X, Three Days Grace, Type O Negative, Skillet, Thousand Foot Krutch, AFI, Simple Plan, Hoobastank, Rasmus, Billy Talent, Nightmare, Crush 40, Celldweller, Lordi, Linkin Park, Proxwhy?gen, Jack Off Jill, Creature Feature, The Veer Union, Creed, MSI (and a bunch of others I forgot)

Songs: Moon Baby, Stress, Voodo, I Fucking Hate You, Whatever, Trash, Falling Away From Me, 4 U, Dirty, Make Me Bad, Sad But True, For Whom The Bell Tolls, No Leaf Clover, Enter Sandman, Turn The Page, King Nothing, The Memory Remains, Fade To Black, Sulfer, Psychosocial, Dead Memories, Butcher's Hook, Snuff, Wherein Lies Continue, Chiled Of Burnig Time, Vermillion, Vermillion pt.2, Puls Of The Maggots, Before I Forget, Snap, Not Ready To Die, Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, Wanna Be Loved, Scars, Inside The Fire,The Night, Hanted, Enough, The Curse, Torn, Criminal, Divide, Facade, Paradice City, November Rain, Sweet Child Of Mine, Cold, Loser, The Only, Canibal, Animal I Have Become, Pain, I Hate Everything About You, Never Too Late, Wolf Moon, Everyone I Love Is Dead, Bloody Kisses, Comatose, Whispers In The Dark, The Last Night, Rebirthing, Live Free Or Let Me Die, Invincible, Move, Puppet, Rawkfist, Phenomenon, My Own Enemy, Prelude 12/21, Miss Murder, Love Like Winter, Girls Not Grey, Silver And Cold, Bleed Black, I'm Just A Kid, Perfect, When I'm Gone, The Reason, Out Of Control, Crawling In The Dark, My Turn, Inside Of You, In The Shadows, Open My Eyes, Immortal, Lucifer's Angel, Rusted From The Rain, Fallen Leaves, White Sparrows, Devil In A Midnight Mass, The World, Alumina, Jashin To Bara, Tokyo Shounen, Never Turn Back, What I'm Made Of, All Hail Shadow, I Am (All Of Me), Frozen, Switchback, Own Little World, Blood Red Sandman, Who's Your Daddy, Hard Rock Hallelujah, Numb, Breaking the Habit, What I've Done, New Divide, Another, Challanges, Modest, Pain Farmers, Strawberry Gashes, Horrible, Fear Of Dying, Choke, Spit And Rape, A Gorey Demise, Such Horribale Things, The Greatest Show Unearthed, Bound And Gagged, Six Foot Deep, The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth, Darker Side Of Me, Seasons, Into You're Garden, What if, Beautiful, Arms Wide Open, Higher, Faceless Man, Number 10, Shut Me Up, Kill The Rock, Get It (again, a bunch of others I forgot)

Movies: Underworld 1-3, Blade 1-3, Friday 13th, Vanhelsing, L Change The World, X-Men 1-4, The Mist, Awake, See No Evil, From Hell, Boy Eats Girl, P.S I Love You, The Hardy Show (funny as hell)

Games: Guitar Hero 1-3, Guitar Hero Metallica, Guitar Hero World Tour, All Naruto Games, Raw vs. SmackDown 08-09,God Of War, Sonic The Hedgehog (all games), Shadow The Hedgehog, Halo, Final Fantesy (all games)

Sonic The Hedgehog Characters: Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles, Manic (I know it sounds childish, but I don't care!)

Family Guy Characters: Brian, Stewi

Books: Night of The Wolf, The Vampire Lestat, L Change The World (yes, it is a book too) Queen of The Damned, It, Broken, Highland Vampire, Scared To Death, Hanibal The Canibal, Red Dragon, Silence of The Lambs, Adam Copeland One Edge, Batista Unleashed, Death Note 13: How To Read, Death Note Another Note: The Los Angeles B.B Murder Cases, The Hardy Boyz: Exist To Enspire, The Davinci Code, Hearts In Atlantis, Blackwood Farm, The Right Hand Of Evil, Dracula

Manga: Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Death Note, Full Metal Alchemist, Vampire Knight, Hell Girl

Colurs: Black, Red, Blue, Dark Purple, Royal Blue, Blood Red (I like dark colours, the only light colour I like is white)

Days: Friday, Saturday

Number: 13

Animals: Wolves, Bears, Tigers

Mythical Creatures: Dragons, Were Wolves, Vampires (Not the ones in Twilight! They suck! Read 'The Vampire Chronicles' by Anne Rice, you'll see what I mean.)

Hobbies: Reading (I read a lot, as you can see), Drawing (Sonic characters and anime characters. Mostly anime), Hanging Out With Friends (I do that all the time)

T.V Shows: CSI, CSI: NY, Law and Order: SVU, Family Guy, Amaracin Dad, Myth Busters, OCC: Orange County Choppers, Criss Angel Mindfreak, The Five Lives Of Criss Angel Mindfreak, Robot Chicken, Drake and Josh, House, Dog The Bounty Hunter,WWE Raw, WWE Smackdown, The Jeff Dunham Show

Dislikes: Movies: Chick Flicks (most of them suck)

Music: Hip-Hop (over played and has no meaning. What happend to the love of rock 'n' roll?)

Anime: Everything Else (so far)

Color: Pink, Hot Pink, Metallic Pink (ahhhhhh! It burns!)

Day: Monday (mondays are evil)

Anime Characters: Kagome, Kikiyo, Rin, Jakin, Oruchimaru, Naraku, Kagura, Light Yagami, Misa, Mikami (they're annoying as hell)

Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclips, Breaking Dawn (Bella whines too much)

Book Characters: Bella Swan, Edward Cullen (They Must Die! And Their Kid Too!)

Favourite Quotes

Sasuke Uchiha "It wasn't meaningless. To me, you.. have become my best friend"

"You really are annoying"

"I am an avenger."

"You are one of the one's I want to fight the most.

"What do you know about me, with no siblings or parents?! You were alone from the start! What the hell do you know?! Huh?! I suffer because of the bonds I once had! You don't know what it's like to lose all that!"

"Your life was only spared on a whim, but this time you will lose your life on a whim."

"If you think I'm just some stupid kid ruled by his emotions, then so be it. Saying I should follow in Itachi's footsteps is nothing but pretty words. It's nonsense meant for those who don't know hatred. If anyone wants to deny my way of living, I'll kill everyone they cared about! Maybe then they'll understand...a little of my hatred."

Itachi Uchiha "You are weak. Why are you weak? Because you lack... hatred."

"Why is it that the Uchiha clan was known by all and feared by all? I'll show you what the Sharingan can do when it's wielded by a true heir of the bloodline."

"Foolish little brother, if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me, and survive in an unsightly way. Run, run and cling to life. And one day, when you have the same eyes I do, come before me."

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "Reality." But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"

"We are brothers. That is a unique bond. I am the barrier you must overcome, so you and I will continue to exist together, even if you hate me. That's what being a big brother means."

"I'm sorry Sasuke... There won't be a next time."

Naruto Uzumaki

"I will never give up... I will never go back on my word. "

"My dream is to become the worlds greatest Hokage!"

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto, and I'm not going to lose to any of you! "

"The pain of being lonely... is out of this world, isn't it? "

"I will bring Sasuke back for sure. This is a promise of a lifetime."

"Sasuke won't give into someone like that! He's strong enough as it is, I promise! "

"After all that talk about your destiny, you don't really believe in it, do you? "

Deidara

"Art is an explosion!"

"Don't be impatient, huh! We'll deal with our old friend Orochimaru in time, hmm. We have only three years in which to prepare, and we all know what we need to do to be ready, right? Hmm hmm hmm hmm!"

"Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion."

"Life's only beautiful...because it's so fleeting, so transient."

"Art is a moment's beauty...it's fragile...fleeting...hmmm!"

"Leaving a thing of eternal beauty for the future...? Yeah, right. All he did was get killed...hmmm?"

"You think you're so cool! And those eyes make me sick!! Always judging me...and my art!! You have no appreciation of the beauty of my work...and it makes me want to kill you!!"

"Cower in awe!! Cry your heart out!! Because my art...is an EXPLOSION!!"

Kakashi Hatake

"I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate...I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future...never really thought about it. As for my hobbies...I have lots of hobbies."

"I won't allow my comrades to die! I'll protect you with my life. Trust me."

"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?"

"You want to know what's under my mask? Sure, why didn't you say so in the first place? Okay, here we go. Behind this mask...is another mask! Pretty cool, huh?

"The next generation will always surpass the previous one. It's one of the never-ending cycles in life."

"Because you're the only shinobi in the world who can surpass the Fourth. That's what I believe."

"Sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life."

"Those who break the rules of the ninja world are scum...yes that's true. However...those who abandon their friends...are worse than scum."

"Sorry I'm late. A black cat passed my path and I needed to take the long way."

"Well...it looks like...this is it for me. Obito...Rin..."

Death Note Quotes:

L to Matsuda: Sooo, do you wanna go like, drinking tonight?

Light: I've never in my life wanted to punch a girl like I want to right now.

L: But still, whatever the reason... (Kicks Light) An eye for an eye my friend.

Naomi: Um, why do you always check your watch?
Light: It's because ... I'm Kira.

Ryuk to Matsuda: You don't do anything but watch TV don't you?

Sidho (Thinking about Mello): What's with this guy? He's human but he's scaaaary.

Ryuk: A heartfelt moment for an unfortunate family.

Light (Thinking): L's succesors. It looks like I'm still fighting L after all this time.

Near to Light: I'm pleased to meet you at last, L number two.

L: Either we lose and we die together, or we successfully catch Kira. Which is it?
Misa: We catch Kira! I would never dream about living in a world without Light.
L: Yes, that would be dark.
Light: Cut it out!

Misa: Namikawa's pretty good. Considering his looks, I was expecting that.
L: No, that was a screw-up by Light.

L: I am L.

L: When I was his age I did strange things too.

L to Light: It'll be lonely won't it? You and I will be parting ways soon.

L: I'm not doing anything in particular, it's just that, I hear the bell.
Light: The bell?
L: Yes. The sound of the bell has been unusually loud today.

Light and the Chief: RYUZAKI!!
L: What is it? There's no need to yell in unison!

Ryuk (After being hugged by Misa): Sorry, I'm a guy. I get a little shy sometimes...

L: Rem, isn't it? That white thing over there?
Matsuda: Ryuzaki, isn't it a bit rude to call someone a white thing?

L: And that justice will prevail no matter what.

Misa: Hey, Light! Wanna go sleep with me tonight?
Light: W-What are you talking about?
Misa: (Laughs) Just kidding. You're saving it for after we catch Kira, right? You don't have to be shy about it.
L: Yes, Light. There's no need to be shy.
Light: I'm not being shy!
L: No need to be so serious, either.

L: Misa, please stop overreacting it looks too cheesy, not to mention fake.
Misa: Huh? But I thought that was a realistic perfomance.
L: Just do it again.
Misa: Whatever you say, oh-so-great director.
L: If you don't get serious about this I'll kick you.

L to Light: If I should die, would you take over me as L?

L: I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret, okay?

L to Light: What's wrong? You've been staring at me for the last 2 minutes. Wait lemme guess, you must be annoyed because I'm the only one eating cake at the moment, am I right?

Matsuda: Is there anything I can do to help with the investigation? Besides the manager thing.
L: So you want to make yourself useful?
Matsuda: Yes.
L: ... Then can you get me another cup of coffee?

L (after being punched by Light): Uhm ... you know that really hurt.

Misa: Man, this is probably the lamest date I've ever been on.
L: No no no, please. Just pretend I'm not even here, okay? By the way, are you gonna eat that piece of cake?
Misa: Cake makes you fat. I'm not gonna eat any.
L: Actually I found that you don't gain any weight as long as you burn calories by using your brain.
Misa: Hmm! So now you're calling me stupid?!

Matsuda: Hold on a second. Where did you get the finances to build this thing?
L: As you can see, it is my intention to solve this case no matter what it takes. That's how it is.
Aizawa: I'm sorry but how is that an answer?!

Light: I will take a potato chip ... AND EAT IT!

L: Bang! If I were Kira, you'd be dead by now Mr. Soichiro Yagami from the NPA.

Ryuk to Light: But if you kill all the bad people, you will be the only bastard left.

Light: Are you sure this is necessary, Ryuzaki?
L: This is as difficult for me as is it to you.
Misa: So is this what you meant about being together 24 hours a day with him? Are you at that side of the fence Ryuzaki?
L: I told you I'm not doing this because I want to, okay?
Misa: But Light belongs to me! I don't wanna share him with you. If you're with him 24/7, then how are we supposed to go out on dates together?
L: Oh, you can still go on dates but it'll have to be the three of us.
Misa: No way! Are you telling me we'd have to kiss in front of you?!
L: I'm not telling you to do anything, but yes, I suppose I would be watching.
Misa: That's so gross! You really are a pervert, aren't you?
L: Light, please make Misa stop talking now.

L: Kira is childish and he hates losing.
Soichiro Yagami: How do you know?
L: Well ... I'm also childish and I hate to lose. That's how I know.

Misa: You have to let me go! I-I need to go to the bathroom! I have to go to the bathroom again! Okay?
L (With the computerized voice): It's only been 4 minutes since you last went to the bathroom, I'm afraid you'll have to hold it.
Misa: You have to! It's the only time you'd untie me and let me move. Please. Plus, you'd be able to watch. Isn't that what you want? Isn't it? You pervert!
L (Murmured to himself): I'm a ... pervert?

Light: What was it?
L: Matsuda's acting stupid again.
Light: Well, that is his speciality.
Matsuda (Sweatdrops): I can hear you, you know …

Random Things:

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - a condom
27 - a gangsta
28 - paris hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because I smoke crack
Turquoise- because im good in bed
brown- because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because im gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs
Other - because im retarded
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because i like shoelaces
Tye dye- because Im a fucking scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
none- because i have a killer six pack!!

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

Girls Don't Relize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

... What are you talking about? There was nothing here. You're imagening things.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

1. 5th. graders cuss.

2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item

3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.

4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.

6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."

7. You were too stupid to read number 5.

8. You just went back to read number 5.

9. You find number 5 isn't there.

10.You start laughing.

11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"

12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.

Ask me and I'll tell you what was here. I just got board with it.

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101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!! (Things In Bold Are Things I Think Are Funny And/Or Stupid)

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

43. Two words: "Marco Polo."

44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Grab a stuffed animal, run to the front of the store, and stroke it loveingly while saying "good girl, good Mary".

53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.'

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be mexican or spanish.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST have small boobs.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.

I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek.

I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil.

I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument.

I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.

I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets.

I DRINK sometimes, so I MUST be hungover 24/7.

I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black.

I'm (naturally or by accident) MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings.

I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling.

I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser.

I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves.

I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH.

I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be a SEX TOYS.

I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.

I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS.

I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants.

I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted boy.

I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.

I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.

I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.

I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK.

I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.

I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THEIF.

I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered.

I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends.

I have anger issues, so I MUST like to Cuss alot.

I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID.

I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white.

I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE.

I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.

I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC.

I have a FACEBOOK, so I MUST think I'm GROWN.

I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.

I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.

I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER.

I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK.

I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK.

I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.

I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC.

I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.

I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES.

I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets.

I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past.

I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything.

I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be SHOWING THEM OFF.

I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.

I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.

I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.

I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.

I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.

I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.

I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser.

I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD.

I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.

I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.

I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK.

I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.

I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.

I have or had multiple CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE.

I don't support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.

I choose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE

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The 'We Hate Kira Club' if you hate Kira from Death Note and think he should pay for his sins and killing L, paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: sasuke and itachi fan,

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Naruto Ninja44, Nyghtmare, Red-Volpe, sasuke and itachi fan

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, MIt-chan007, Ni-chan,vampgirl8, Kactus Wren,TheNightShadow4, The Spirit Alchemist, sasuke and itachi fan

Annoying things to do on an elevator: (Things in bold are things I thought were freakin' funny. I may be a girl, but I have a worped sence of haha.)

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

3) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

4) MEOW occasionally.

5) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

6) SAY -DING at each floor.

7) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

8) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

9) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new underwear on."

10) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

11) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

12) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

13) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

14) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

15) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

16) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

17) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

18) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

29) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

20) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

21) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

O.o THERE WAS NOTHING HERE!!!! GO AWAY!

I got board with what was here.

Nothing to report here.

Random Questions I copied from PersonOfDeath02:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it.

'She might be suspended, but she was still an FBI agent, and obviously she recognized the name-it would have been unforgiveable had she not. (Death Note: Another Note: The Los Angeles B.B Murder Cases)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

My Tazz alarm clock.

3. What is the last thing you watched on T.V

Fairly Odd Parents.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is

4:45 p.m

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:36 p.m

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The Funeral Song by Rasmus. I'm listening to my ipod.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Monday at 9:30 a.m, I went to Chapters Indigo.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

I was reading my e-mail.

9. What are you wearing?

Blue jeans, a white long sleeved shirt and no socks. You could say I kind of look like L, but with really long hair.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes.

11.When did you last laugh?

About 10 minutes ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

WWE posters, a book shelf, a Jeff Hardy sweat shirt hanging on a hook, and WWE neacklesses hanging off posters. I'm in my room.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Nope.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

IDK.

15. What is the last film you saw?

10 Things I Hate About You.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Buy my own laptop, and maybe some more Cds.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know

I wanna learn how to speek Japanies.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'm not sure at the moment.

19. Do you like to dance?

Not really, no.

20. George Bush:

...Sucks.

21.Would you ever consider living abroad?

IDK.

Before I Forget

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Body Crumbles

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Immortal (By Rasmus not Evanescence)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Breaking The Habbit

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

System

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Lucifer's Angel

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Nobody's Listening

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Shimmy

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

She Looks Good

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

.execute.

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Jet Pilot

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Fatal

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Vermillion Pt.2

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Dead

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

A Corpse In My Bed

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Strawberry Gashes

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Haunted

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Aim For The Head

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Dead Memories

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Puppet

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Pourquoi?

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

One Day Too Late

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Such Horrible Things

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

New Drug

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

The Last Night

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Crawling

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Before I Forget

Links To The Best Youtube Videos Ever (in my opinion) I Don't Own Any Of Them I Just Thouht You'd Like To See Them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyfV5S5mn6Q - I'm not a big yaoi fan but I liked this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDZl3K821EE&feature=related - I liked the song and one of the characters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RndDmhjIcA&feature=related - it's all about BB

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmsGpUbDaes - again, it's all about BB

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d5gOu5c4KY&feature=related - this one was cute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBhofZHPiYY - this one's funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7qTKDaMdgc&feature=related - some of this was funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv51Jmp6Gfw&feature=related - this one's funny too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lROpIOr7mO0 - this one's really funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eleKGxNrErQ&feature=related - best scenes from Death Note

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5upjczyIXk&feature=related - clips of L

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHTPeiTvDoE - L doesn't get it lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsK3d7mtKSs&feature=related - Light's on crack in this one... lol it's so funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTXjexuTgic&feature=fvw - just watch, you'll like it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWIVeGw9OCo&feature=related - lol, suger overdose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdfLSBSYMDQ&NR=1 - poor L has lost it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNRYyKo6AaY - Light's little rant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zu5y5P6O1I&feature=related - Yay! Matt has a rant too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZiZ27XYUvo - L is so cute doing his rant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=salCju5Cft0&feature=fvw - this would go better with L and his fangirls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAgOGTEWaz0&feature=related - L just wanted to have some fun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX9pLAUFu48&feature=related - SO. MANY. CHIBIS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY-eRwxtZ8k&feature=related - L will never die, Kira on the other hand...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgj6aFuH8Y4&feature=fvw - Some of the best scenes from L Change The World

I HATE RACISM. . .

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Again, nothing to report.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

there were 3 girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die

Poems I Like:

The Fans

I wonder if they hated me? What was going through their mind? I wonder if they loved me? What was inspiring their sign? I wonder if they felt me? Like goosebumps through the skin? I wonder if they watched me? For that they can remember when? I wonder if they boo'ed me? Like a loser no one knew? I wonder if they cheered for me? Like a youngster that had grew? I wonder if they cared for me? Crashing down flat on my back... I wonder if they followed me? Ever since the last attack... I wonder if they were lying? When they said, "You suck!" I wonder if they were crying? When I was unable to duck... I wonder if they will be my fans? Until I have to fold? I wonder if they will remember? JEFF HARDY! As he grows old. -Jeff Heardy

Sound Asleep

Sitting on the porch...scared to ring the bell. I wait for you to see me...I sit scared as hell. Rocking in the chair...hoping the squeaks bring you near. I wait for you to hear me...I'm alone so filled ...with fear. Pacing on the hardwood...not knowing what to say. When you see me pacing...when you make your way. Laying on your welcome mat...not feeling very welcome. I guess you're in there sleeping...you're so peaceful ...when you sleep. Freezing on the outside...so cold but yet so sweet. Your body's on the inside...I'd kill to feel your heat. Dailing on my phone...the number of your phone. I can't mash send...so now I'm ...going home. Walking towards my car...I'm down about myself. Getting in my car...I want to kill myself. You make me feel complete...At the same time I'm me. I'm so always not complete...without you I'm ...never free. Free from depressive states...of mind, body, and soul. Free from sad days with me...free from sad ...days alone. Turning my ignition switch...bright lights start shining through My eyes are blinded momentarily...Holy Shit...It's you! Sitting on the porch together...not worried about the bell. We're looking in each other's eyes... I'm no longer scared as hell. This night will be a memory... One that's sure to keep. I didn't want to wake you... I thought you were Sound asleep. -Jeff Hardy

A Lot in Common

You're beautiful...but strange...So am I.
You're smart...but still slow...So am I.
You're impatient...but fast...So am I.
You're tired...but still last...So do I.
You're hot...but still cold...So am I.
You're established...but not old...So am I.
You're waiting...but happy...So am I.
You're leaving...but staying...So am I.
You're amazing...but weird...So am I.
You're yourself...but still feared...So am I.
We both want to be...A forever seen star.
I have to say...a lot in common is what we are. -Jeff Hardy