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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. Hi! my name is Foxy Scorpian Blossom but my friends call me barbie! I Love Naruto and my favorite pairing is SasoSaku and I love it so much and anyone who hates it should go jump off a cliff!...Excuse me you should be poisoned then set on fire then be chained to a bowling ball and be thrown over a cliff in to the deepest waters that are shark infested and die!... smiles... hehehehe.Any way Yes I know I am crazy I am a mixture of Tobi, Sasori, and Sakura! Thats what all my friends say anyway. I also have an evil plan to take over the world with gummy bears and my friends but we have a problem... Doug WON'T QUIT EATING ALL THE GUMMY BEARS!! Poor Poor gummy bears never had a chance (sobs in corner)... any way one of my friends Yukimi is like my best friend and (whispers) She is emo. HEY I HEARD THAT I AM NOT EMO!! Yes you are and you know it (sighs) She just won't admit it... Anyway we call her a mixture of Naruto, Sasukecoughcough... (twitch twitch) HEY I HEARD THAT TO AND I HATE HIM AND I AM NOT EMO!!... sure your not, she is also part Deidara, and Tobi. I love strawberries and awesome stories cheers for the awesome story writers you know who you are... I Love Sasori and Sakura because they are awesome, and I love playing piano , track, singing and dancing... My friends also call me bubbly because I am always happy, and I get all A'. Yayayayayayayayayayayayayyaayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya My Favorite quote is I Am A Bomb Technician If You See Me Running Try To Keep Up!, because me and one of my friends are secreatly S-class murders... but we don't usually kill the innocent... and not animals... Except Spiders I mean thoses things are creepy shivers. heheehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Copy and pastes: If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here. If you are scared that clowns will eat you in your sleep. copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself put this in your profile. If you know somebody who should get run over by a bus, put this in your profile. "I did not say it was your FAULT. I said I was going to BLAME YOU!" You call the group that you hang out with the Akatsuki! If you burst out laughing during complete silence because of something that happened yesterday or last month, copy this into your profile THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB : if you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Cresent Moon, Miyako-hime, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love em', darkblacknightmare, konoha.chick91., LadyAliceSparda, xLifeOfATeenagerx, xXFoxy Scorpion BlossomXx, If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy this to your profile. If you have ever laughed madly for no apparent reason,add this to your bio. If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlit night,copy this onto your profile If you've ever slapped and/or banged your head against a table for no reason,copy this to your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Holister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their asses off ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha "Fine art is something wonderful that's left long into the future...eternal beauty."-Sasori "A puppet user's ability is measured by the number of puppets they can use."-Sasori Sasori of the Red Sand... Sakura of the Spring Time. "Didn't you know? Women have to be strong in order to survive."-Sakura Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind? I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." Girls lalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalaallaallalaalallallaalalalalla Right now I am going to tell you a story so Shut up!... anyway remember how I told you me and some of my friends are secretly S-Class criminals?... Well I wasn't lieing... Today me a Cha-Cha ( One of my best friends..P.S. Cha-Cha and I are the main criminals we are the ones who kill people... and plan world domination... we just drag out other friends into it...XP...) Well as I was saying me and Cha-Cha were talking about if we would go to heaven or hell because I took the quiz... Well when I was going to look for the answer it said it didn't know and I know that is really stupid but oh well live with it... as I was saying we took the quiz for Cha-Cha and it said straight to hell... T.T it made me cry... and then we started talking about like what would happen if she died I said she would probably be up at heaven and in the line and when she goes up to the guy with the book he would say "WHAT THE HELL R U DOING UP HERE!!" and she would say "I don't know where to go." and he would go "ok" and say "Lets take a look at all the wrong things you did in yourlife" then he would open the book and look in it then he would look like this O.O... and go " OH My GOD!!" and then God would pop out of nowhere and say "What!?" and then he would lookat the book and go "HOLY CHRIST!" and then Jesus would pop out of nowhere and lookat the book and go "HOLY COW!!" and a cow would go "What now?" then the guy with the book would close it and say "You are going to hell!!" and Cha-Cha would say " I can't go down there you can't make me." and he would say "YES I CAN WATCH ME!!" and then he would wave his hand and a portal on the floor would appear and he would Cha-Cha push onto it but before she could fall through a sheild came up and she goes "See I told you I couldn't go down there." and she starts stomping on and saying " DON'T YOU THINK I ALREADY TRIED THAT!? IT'S BECAUSE OF THOSE DM COWARDS!! I KNOW YOU CAN HERE ME AND BET ON UR WICKED LITTLE SOULS THAT I AM COMING TO GET YOU!!" then you can here whimpering from the hole with the shield and every one has a sweat drop on there head... then she goes "see" then the guy with the book goes "Ok so why won't they let you down there?" she smiled evilly and said "Because my dear fellow they are afraid I will take it over.. the devil is quite scared of me you should know that by looking at my life shouldn't you??" the she goes "THOSE DM COWARDS SHOULD JUST GET IT OVER WITH THEY KNOW I AM GOING TO WIN!!" and she continues stomping and yelling incoherient words... Then every body backs up and they go "ok what should we do with her than?..." then they go " I guess you will have to stay in heave-" "NOOOO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!! ALL THESE FREAKING GOODIE TWO SHOES AND I CAN'T KILL ANYTHING!! NO YOU CAN'T TAKE ME ALIVE!!..." "But uralready dead-" " SO I HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOUR LIFE HELL IT WILL BE SO BAD YOU WILL BEG TO LIVE IN HELL! " Then you see everyone shudder and back up some more... Then the guy with the book goes "ok so I guess you are sentenced to haunt the earth!" then Cha-Cha goes "Yes Mass Destruction here I come!!" and she jumps off the cloud and the guy goes "What!?..NO STOP HER BEFORE SHE GETS DOWN THERE!!"... Then hell would scream and put on lock down and Cha-Cha would scoff... Then she would go to my friend Nickie's house (P.S. Nickie likes food she is Part Zestu and Choji because she will eat anything and everything ... trust me she has tried...) and the she would she Nickie and Nickie would shout "I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME!!" and she runs and gets all her food and sits in a corner scarfing it down... then Cha-Cha would snap her fingers and the food would disappear and Nickie would have a heart attack and die the her spirit would rise and Nickie would glare at the smiling Cha-Cha and say "I Hate YOu" and Cha-Cha would go "I Know every one does get in line" and then She would cause mass destruction and would Haunt Barack Obama for the rest of his life and she would cut my beautiful hair T.T (P.S. I look a lot like Ino but my hair is the color of Deidara and I am not a snob but I do like to blow things up!" and I would lead my army and me and Cha-Cha will rule the world Buwhahahahahahahah! THE END hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe I'll bite you to death!! I will and you know it - what me and my friends say. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Wait a minute, why am I laughing?? I'm supposed to be depressed!!-As I told you I am insane. Those who say 'nothing is impossible' have obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.- Me Never fight with a stupid person. First they'll lower you to their level, then they'll beat you with experience- Me talking about the boys in my class Life isn't passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. It’s always the last place you look.why would I keep looking after I've found it? Of course it You say I'm not cool.But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”? Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly? When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”? yawnyawnyawnyawnyawnyawnyawnyawnyawnyawnyawnyawnyawnyawnyawnyawn Try Not To Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school. He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, re-post as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia I LIKE COOKIESSSS!! X3 yum yum yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum Quote “Yukie, don’t worry your papa isn’t crazy he just hasn’t slept in a few days.” Sakura murmured softly to the baby in her lap, smiling. “She’s looking at me. Sakura, she’s looking at me like I blew all her college money at the track and now she’s going to have to turn tricks to get her MBA.” Neji cried making Sakura roll her eyes. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste! HERE ISH SUM SUPER FUN THINGS 2 DO AT WAL-MART AND IS VERY FUN WITH FRIENDS 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10″. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!" etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?" 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a "test drive." 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M’s on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Bat cave!" 26. Run around as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won’t you people just leave me alone?" 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!" 36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 37. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD’s in Electronics. 45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It’s those voices again!" 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 54. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!) 58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room. 60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 61. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie." 66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 67. Ask other customers if they would like to join in your tag game. 68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What’s your sign? (giggle)." 69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it! 70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!" 71. Hit on the elderly. 72. Hit on 5 year olds. 73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if you’re trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out "Yes!! I got it!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockroach I’ve ever seen, I think it was pregnant!! Hey look, there’s another one!!" Then Repeat. 74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray. 75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that you’re a cat. Meow when people walk by rub up against their legs, etc. 76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that you’re a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man" to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture. 77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you. 78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying. 79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend. 80. Excessively use anything thing that says "Try Me". 81. Start pocketing any and all free samples. 82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of French fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say "Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from Caldors, but not Walmart/Kmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else your know. You disgust me" Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley- girl- like as you can. 83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too. 84. When you’re alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. 85. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like you’re having some kind of massive seizure. 86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if you’re suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see whose watching and run away as fast as your can. 88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department 90. Put lingerie in the men’s department. 91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn around. 92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that someone is trying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over, start crying and saying "All I ever wanted was a little attention" Then run away crying. 93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized. 94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say "Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things." Then clap your hands over your ears, fly yell head around and start screaming "NO!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!" Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say "I…will start…a fire…" The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t light the zippo, just hold it closed. 95. Light a match under a sprinkler. 96. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away. 97. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn’t you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you’re a guy. 98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that you’re a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this" 99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone. 100. Act like your about to cry and ask people "Have you seen my mommy?" 101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless. boredoutofmymindandiamtiredand-heylookashinyobjectiwillprocedtogopokeit A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. sosadsosadsosadsosadsosadsosadsosadsosadsosadsosadsosadsosadsosadsosadso Copy and Pastes: If u already lost ur sanity copy and paste this to ur profile. If u love chocolate copy and paste this to ur profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(me...mostly) If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile tehehehehehtehehehehtehhehehehetehehehehetehehehehehehehtehehehehehehe Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile mademecrysohardiwasballingallnightlongbecauseiamawesomelikethatandcandothathehe "REMEMBER WHEN REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name to the List Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan If you have ever thrown random objects at the T.V because a character you don't like appeared, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, C&P this into your profile. If you thinkOrochimaru is what you get Michael Jackson andVoldemort. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (I've gotten so many mild concussions because of this) If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (Emmm, Chocolate If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, C&P this into your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the listSunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan,xXFoxy Scorpion BlossomXx youaregoingtolovereasonsnottopissmeoffiamadeitmyselfsoNO STEALING GOT IT Reasons not to piss me off: 1.When I get angry Mr.Bigilsworth gets upset.. and when Mr.Bigilsworth gets upset PEOPLE DIEEEEE!! 2. I have a shiny object of doom!! BUWHAHAHAHAHA! 3. I know how to say "Hello and I Will Kill You" in Japanese(No one will ever know what we are talking about) muwhahahaha 5. I know where you live! (Trust me I do). 6. The devil won't mind to takeing you because I am sure he would just love someone I suggest (cough cough more like threaten him until he does cough cough) ( The reason I know him is because "They won't let me in COWARDS!!" starts stomping on the ground ChaCha's next to me doing the same thing. 7. Just to let you know if you mess with me plan to be missing in the next 24 hours and never be found. (smiles sweetly) 8. I am running out of places to hide the bodies!... but that does not stop me from finding more (Grins evily) Now that you know my reasons go a head try to push my buttons I dare you just see what happens but just to let you know you have to face the consequences and try to make it out a live. That is if you can... (smiles evily with sharp teeth) lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol Temari! Gaara just touched a girl! OMG!! WE HAVE TO GET THIS ON CAMARA!! "When life gives you lemons, say 'hey, I like lemons, what else you got?'" "Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." "and then Santa's gonna come here with his reindeer, climb down the chimney and deliver presents to us all!" "Dad, we're in the 21st century. Everybody know Santa uses FedEx." singahappysongsingahappysongsingahappysongsingahappysongsingahappysong Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! sotruesotruesotruesotruesotruesotruesotruesotruesotruesotruesotruesotruesotrue You carry puppets with you. You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people.(hehehe) You hit people over the head if they say something stupid. You've considered medical school. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto yupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyup "Boys are like slinkies, its fun to watch them fall down stairs." "I may be fat but your ugly and I can diet." "If life hands you lemons, throw them at someone." "If you don't like my attitude quit talking to me."
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. If you usually get glared at for being too hyper and saying stuff that doesn't make sense copy and paste this into your profile. If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms.Might want to look at the "WE HATE KARIN BANNER" so you get the idea.. oh and don't forget the Karin jokes (sinkers) "Mind over matter. If you don't mind; it doesn't matter. "Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that is why it is called Present." If you love god with your whole heart then copy this and put it in your profile If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile A good friend would bail you out of jail, your best friend would be sitting next to you saying "that was awesome" copy this on your profile if you have a best friend. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.(they have the problem not me, k?) If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever sung in the shower and were caught by your parents, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate SasuHina copy and paste this to your profile. A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! If you think that if women should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! If you have anger management problems, copy this and paste this into your profile. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. put this in your profile. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" mememememememememememememememememememememememmememememe Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If You Cant Belieave ppl abuse their children like this and want it to stop Repost this makesmesobmakesmesobmakemesobmakesmesobmakesmesobmakesmesobmakesmesob Unspoken love
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Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaayyayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horoscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing uknowituknowituknowituknowituknowituknowituknowituknowituknowuknowit At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came nooooonononononononononononnonononononononononononononononononono Name: Barbie W. Gender: Girl Hair color: Shiny (in the nice way) Honey colored hair Eye color: Baby blue with hint of white. Birthday: June 21 Age: 15 College:I want to go to Julliard dance school but I don't know Siblings: 3 sisters (One of them is extremely annoying) and 1 from my dad's side of the family and 1 and a half brothers from mom's side (half was my brothers friend because we took care of him most of the time) and 3 on dad's side. Interests:my friends, books, the computer, writing, dancing, singing, politics, and medical stuff, and of coarse NARUTO!! What was the last book you read? The DarkAngel What's on your T.V right now? Nothing it’s off Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?By Bff and I told her that I was more awesomer than her because we were arguing. Where are you? At my computer. In my room. What was the last thing you ate? Mexican food (yum even though I like Chinese better.) What's your personality like? I am bubbley and I am always happy and smiling most of the time but I do get angry very easily and I don't like people to mess with my friends! I am not very patient and I am always carefree (so it seems) and I am annoying I must admit. Who do you have a crush on?No one right now, unless you count Sasori he is awesome!! What was the last thing you thought? Dang it now where am I going to hide the bodies! Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? That freaking fag I am going to kill him! You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Buy a house and put all the down payments on it and actually own it and then pay off the bills and then put it in the bank and keep adding on to it. Reach out and grab the closest thing to you.What is it? My friendship necklace What are you eating/drinking right now?Nothing What are you writing RIGHT NOW? As right now I am working on The Night The Blossom Cried Chapter 2 Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? "They see us as nothing but quaint shopping district-an odd perception if you consider the nationalities of men like Einstein,Galileo, and Newton." What are your thoughts on writing? It is good when you have a story in your head and you just want to blurt it out and let people know. How tall are you? 5’3.5” What book are you currently reading? Angels&Demons and The Gathering of a Gargoyles from The DarkAngel Trilogy (sp) What music are you listening to? Sugar from Flo Rida What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?MySpace What was the last thing you cooked? Muffins and Strawberry pie from scratch. What color are the walls of the room you are in? White and aqua (even though I want them red) Do you know who the governor of your state is? Yes. Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup How many different programs are on your computer right now? 5 Have you ever been water-skiing? Yes What is the weather like? warm but looks like it's going to rain Are you going on vacation this summer and where? Yes to a Horse back riding camp and then to drama camp Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? I don’t have a globe Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it?Maximilian What can you hear right now? Nothing sweet silence... Bang!.. and there it goes.. my dogs barking and my sister banging on my door. Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself:Anniethe survey wants me to talk to you (stare turns head looks away and itches then falls over laying down) Ok I get you don't want to talk fine be that way (crosses arms and huffs) Turn the TV on. What show is it? Narut OH CRAP I GOT TO TAPE IT HOLD ON!! Type your name with your elbow: barbie w ... haha in your face/what now Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? The Ken doll my friends got me as a joke hahahaha. What's your favorite article of clothing? My tank tops Who is the most special person to you? probably my mom What's your favorite childhood memory?Going to California and staying with my aunt Scariest moment of your life? When I was lost in the woods one time by my self and there was something following me One word that would best describe you? loving What is your favourite month in the summer? June What's your favourite number? 21 What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you?Idk-there’s been lots of nice thing said to me-there’s been a lot said about my eyes though, apparently I have gorgeous eyes and pretty hair and can cook and I am nice and can sing What does your username mean? Foxy for Foxes because I love them and Scorpion and Blossom for Sasori and Sakura because I love them and the name. What is your favourite Disney movie?Idk I like Sleeping Beauty though but I can't think of any.. What made you smile today?My and my bff were fighting over her and I taking a pic together and that I didn't want her to wear the long sleeve shirt and she took it and she is taller than me so I jumped on her back then she started running around in circles and my mom took a pic and we fell on the couch and of course she landed on me. Last rainbow you saw?Last month Do you want a hair cut? yes I want it to frame my face Are you musically inclined? singing wise-yes, always have been and I can play the piano Have you ever been in a fight? hell yea Country: U.S. Occupations: School Favorite word (at the moment): Tenshi Most used word (at the moment): Yo or yellow! Word that I have stolen from a movie: castrate Favorite line from a movie: blah blah blah slams fist down finger pointing at you I NEVER LIE!! Something unique: My eyes and talent Something I hate: Snobs who are mean to my friends oh and Obama Favorite Action movie: Angels&Demons Favorite Comedy movie: The Super hero starring (Derek Bell) Songs i like: Sugar, Sugar we're going down, Who knew, Headstrong,and Numb.Someday,Lips of an angel,Bad Boy, The way I are, Angel.and a lot more. Favorite animal: White, orange or red fox Business: ? Think of a random phrase. Here comes Peter around the line but his name is not really peter it is SPIDER MAN! Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. ? Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west: North Rubber ducky or pink platypus? pink platypus Think of any Chuck Norris joke, what is it? Freeze!! I thought I just saw Chuck Norris If you could be Queen of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? Make myself a private little country that I could keep after I was done being Queen of the world Are you a vegetarian or a meat eater? Meat Eater/Partly vegetarian Bow or Sword?Sword Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? The wall and my lamp What is the last thing you watched on TV?The Princess and the Goblin Without looking, guess what time it is: 11:30? Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 7:41 a.m With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? my dog sighing and my fan When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Going and looking at a house and planting veggies Before you started this survey, what did you look at? A profile What are you wearing?Japanese shirt with tan Capri's and my hair in a bun with chopsticks Did you dream last night? Naruto dream with a little of Inuyasha but only Sesshomaru no one else from Inuyasha of some kind of dream. When did you last laugh? This morning What is on the walls of the room you are in?Plain Paris stuff with medals and pics and some Japanese and Chinese stuff. Seen anything weird lately? yep What do you think of this quiz? It’s insanely long and tedious!!(almost done almost done) What is the last film you saw?The Haunting of Molly Heartily Tell me something about you that I don't know: I can read 5,000 pages every 4 to 7 days If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would stop all the crimes and make it have more meadows so girls can rule the world! Do you want to dance? Yes! Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?Angelina or Irennie or Elizabeth. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Iren or Ken Would you ever consider living abroad? Yea! but I don't get it. (Quiz ends) FINLAY!!...alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala "Tsunade, calm down—" "CALM DOWN? CALM DOWN? HOW CAN I CALM DOWN!? MY PRECIOUS STUDENTS ARE GOING TO BE FOOD TO OROCHIMARU'S EVIL MINIONS!" "I hardly think there minions... and I thought you didn't care about your students." "WHERE'S JIRAIYA? HE KNEW ABOUT THIS, TOO! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!" "I think he ran away from you and Orochimaru..." Tsunade ignored her and resumed ruining her office by throwing everything around (except the booze, of course) and stuffed numerous things in the shredder. sosososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososososo Sayings: They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! 'There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.' 'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.' 'Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.' 'You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...' 'When you laugh, I'll laugh. When you cry, I'll cry. When you jump out a window...I'll laugh.' 'A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.' People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it. -I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! -If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. -Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people. "If life gives you lemons, STAB IT WITH A KNIFE!!" "Life needs to give him a straight jacket."-got it from a friend SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously 1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Did you know... Wish REALLY hard!! I adopted a Naruto chibi! . Name: Sasori-kun YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS IT IS SOO FUNNY!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wzwf9RlS-A I LOVE THIS AND THE PERSON SASUKE IS CHASING IS ITACHI AND THE PERSON WHO REPLACES HIM IS SAI!! blablablablablablbalblalbalbalblablalblalblalbalbalblalblalblalblalbblalalalbalalbalblbalbalbalbalablbalablablablablablablbalablbalabbablablbalblablbalbalablablbalablbalbalbalablbalbalbalbalablablablablbalbalablablablbalablbalbalablablbalablabl YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTE5xlmmuYI&feature=related IT IS SOO FUNNY. muwhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha This is my evil laugh lineBUWHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAA WHAT EVER YOU DO lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove Link to Sakura's Dress in the Bloody Crystal Angel but poofer at the bottom http://www.glogster.com/media/2/3/97/96/3979682.jpg-Up close pic of sakura's dress http://www.cmt.com/sitewide/assets/img/artists/swift_taylor/photo_gallery/love_story/love_story_02-x600.jpg -Far away pic of sakura's dress BATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLEBATTLE 1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public. 2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3.Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public. 5.Do not go out in public. 6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4. 7.Note expressions. 8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9.Floor is slippery when wet. 10.Lake is slippery when dry. 11.Only talk to strangers you know. 12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all. 13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note. 14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15.Kill them for security purposes. 16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18.The men in white coats are not your friends. 19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects. 20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning. 22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. 25.Train army of flying monkeys. 26.Goldfish don't like milk. 27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28.Find out who invented the word "pianist". 29.People are staring at you. 30.So act insane. 31.People are weird, but not as weird as me. 32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. 33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible. 35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding. 36.Never pet a burning dog. 37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka. 38.Naked men dig parkas. 39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40.You know what would look good on you? 41.Immolated cockroaches. 42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43.The size of Danny DeVito. 44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. 45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. 47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!" 48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world. 49.That way is rum. 50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t. 52.You cannot kill the snow. 53.The snow can kill you. 54.Grass can also kill you. 55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms... 56.Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say. 58.Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs. 62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon. 63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork. 65.Remember to kill HIM... 66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67.Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice. 70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions. 71.Eat the evidence. 72.But not if it's broken glass. 73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run. 74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids. 75.Disregard last note. 76.Note reactions. 77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year. 78.Stock up on ball point pens. 79.Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81.Do not stick fingers into blender. 82.Blender... Bad... Ouch. 83.Blood loss is bad. 84.Find way to re-attatch fingers. 85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86.Answer every question with a question. 87.Ask people what gender they are. 88.Note reactions. 89.Refer to people as "mortal". 90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92.Start by drowning them in fire ants. 93.Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94.Kill them. 95.Brutally. 96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97.Dunk head in boiling water. 98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7. 99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! 100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down... 101.Find out who invented "Barny" 102.Kill them 103. Brutally 104.Find the creator of Naruto. 105.Threaten to kill them if they don't make more episodes. 106. Do not talk about evil plans out loud. 107.Catch anyone who heard about evil plans and kill them. 108.Do not say that out loud either. 109.Kill all witnesses. 110.Make sure you have enough space to hide all the bodies. 111.When bodies start to smell buy airfreshener. 112.If that doesn't help hide bodies else where. 113.If that doesn't work burn them. 114.Disreguard one above that doesn't help. WARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWARWAR | |||||||
1. Bloody Crystal Angel » reviewsPrincess Sakura just turned 16 when she meets with a strange man. What she doesn't know is that he is actual Sasori a Curel King and he will stop at nothing 2 get her but he will have to fight with the other guys for her and he will not take no.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-8-09 - Published: 8-5-09 - Sakura H.2. The Night The Blossom Cried » reviewsSakura and Naruto have two daughters but one fateful night one is kidnaped. Naruto decideds not to let thier other daughter know. but one evening the meet. What will happen and who kidnaped her? Join us in The Night Blossom Cried!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 4-26-09 - Sakura H. & Naruto U.
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