DarkLillyOfTheNight96
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since: 04-08-09, id: 1894095, Profile Updated: 08-16-10
country: USA
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, and Mario.

Yeahh...hello...*Waves to pissed off viewers* Look I'm sorry I haven't been updating! I a going through a lot right now...And I need ideas...I am going to redo my Untitled Disaster...I have a better Idea for it. I am going to be a Madara story. It WILL take place in the "real world" sometimes I wonder if WE are the ones in the comic book in another world...if so...THIS SUCKS! xD anyway...That link below...It ISED to be MY FAVE video in ALL of time lol. The song is Viva La vida. -06,12,10-

THIS IS THE BEST AWSOMEIST VIDEO EVER!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqL61C9P088

"It isn't how you look at it its all how it wants to be seen or what you want to see"

MINE! GRRRR

I'm up...yay...and i have a new friend/pet...Orochimaru >=

Yeah Yeah Leave me ALONE I can't keep this up...So if you want to talk go ahead...

I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING DAMN COMPUTER! ITS DAMN FUCKING SLOW AND IT LOGGED ME OUT BEFORE I COULD FINISH MY POEM!!

I'm sorry

I'm sorry that i ever cared

I'm sorry that I never noticed your hate filled glares

I'm sorry that I wanted more

All for me and none at all

Picked up heart beat beating fast

Thump thump thump and one more may be my last

I'm sorry that I ever met you

Always damn late i should have picked up the easy clues

And one more thing I'm sorry that I even said goodbye

All you did for me...All you didn't do...And all the things you pushed me with forced me into a dreamless death

In the dark can you hear it?

All the hate filled stares in one big bloody pit!

I'm sorry that i said 'I love you'

I'm sorry for all the nice words i said to you

Even though it killed you in the end

But oh no you didn't just die you took a part of me with you and it a darkness bend

Wanting more bleeding more

Why did i even meet you when you made my heart all bloddy and torn

Drip Drip Drip...Don't you hear that?

Its the last thing you'll ever hear from me pat pat pat

Running footsteps quickly up the stairs

The only thing when they got there was give me a hate filled glares

Never crying never frowning

I may be smiling but inside i'm dying when i hear my heart pounding

Gunshots fill the air

Bloody walls stained with the crimson bloody pair...

I'm sorry that i have fell for you

Even though i lived and you died i never said outloud that i missed you...

This is another one thanks for reading...please don't steal...

Roses are red violets are blue...Live in fear...BECAUSE YOU HEADS COMING OFF...(AND NO I AM FUCKING NOT ON MY TIME OF THE MONTH!)

Untitled

Happy places Happy times

Smiling faces all i give to make it seem like its all fine

Never turing never listening

Only cry when the moon is glistening

Moon so lonely yet so vived

Is all alone but look at its attention its given!

All alone falling over the edge

Why oh why did i make that damn pledge?

To live with everything i have?

What if i had nothing at all just to rub my wounds with salve

Well the lucks ran out so sorry all the sluts the sit around and pout

Flowers are dying

I am done considering I've given up useless trying

Trees are buning

All i do is watching and learing

Slipping soundly

What i am doing is cowardly

Used to love used to care

I'm trying to snip snip snip the ends of endless snare

Watching Waiting to learn more about you

Make my attack when the time might be right or it maybe wrong too..

Have nothing less have nothing more

I could stare at the sky but alas my eyes would get sore

Like the sands of the desert shifting from time to time

Use to be my life when it was all mine

Have everything to lose one second

Then its like you had nothing at all

Some girl just a pretty face see you making out at the mall

Right in front of as if you cared!

I hope you you are happy because i never was just like a runned over bear

Useless...Weak...Die

Now i wish i have never had a tie

Unfinsihed

War...

Peaceful settings all around

Green grass on the ground

Beautiful Rivers criss-crossing

All upon the older trees forever mossing

Waterfalls through the shade

The sound of clashing blades

Brids chip never knowing what will happen

Drip Drop Drip Drop There goes rain softly patting

Never hear never speak

It might not last It may never keep

Eteranaly this place will never fall

Even if we lose it all

War comes short

From older people who at the idea that is without the box always snort

Make the younger fight and die

Never knowing the pain in one little sigh

Thunder is rolling

Waves are crashing

Blood spills with all the slashing

Blood red moon set ablize

They take and capture slaves

Burning and burning the forest goes

Even the water from the river dries up

The battle of a never ending war

All the animals sing in sore

There goes the moss buning up quick

There goes the trees buning up like sticks

Never caring never noted

The winning side never gloted

Running Running thats all they could do

As the fighting went on and fire did too.

All the animals looked at the remains with sorrow

There would be no forest tommorrow

All was out...But one staied behind...

Just that one bird...Was now a pile of ashes being burried by a girl by the age of nine

The girl was weeping

Her only friend was in the ground forever sleeping...

Her tears the grave stone as a worrier missed his target...

Hitting the girl fast without care

He dropped his weponds and looked what he had done

A little girl was laying in a pool of blood

With a smile and a peaceful face she said

Thanks for destroying this one place that was away from from war and none from greed

But this forest will live on only but one seed

She closed her eyes and took one last breath

Soon but quick she was no more

Time seemed to stop when they all saw what had happened

A little girl was laying dead

The forest was just a battlefeid

Everyone forgot what they had been fighting about

All had mourned for the loss of the wise little girl

One solder who had seen this had picked her up with some care

Found a tree that had somehow not been touched

He began digging with a few tears in his eyes

All the fighting was no more just watching made people's heart sore

He genataly lay her in with words that stung

"Goodbye my daughter" Is what he said before he placed a single pink rose across her chest

Everyone had heard in the sinlence that no one broke

Now they began to feel the loss

The war that they had started and this was the cost

After he placed the last part of dirt he let the few teardrops on her grave

Started a fire and threw the flowers into it

The wondered what he was doing but he only said that "she loved flowers"

The ashes of the flowers went up to heaven and into the hands of that little girl

One by one a solder droped a differnt flower in the flames

The animals came back slowly and in a ground began to mourn about a certain little girl..

One by one they dissapeired into the heavens with the little girl in mind

Becoming with the stars they danced in the in the sky

Along with her and her with them

The men watched in awe

That was the thing they wanted most of all.

The end...I know it doesn't ryme in some parts but this is a really good one..I made it up...I was really crying when i was typing...So please don't steal You can ask and then you can have it on your profile...But please don't steal i worked hard on this so thank you for reading...

Hello My current name is luna or lilly...If you want ot call me that i mean...

I love Naruto...I hate other animes...b/c they are boring...

And blah blah blah...

I WAS writeing a story...but my damn cpu won't let me work it...Dx

Well...Hi...?

Watch this if your agaist SasuSaku!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfLcGUPz8bI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxOhRGgDc20

I need some ideas! (Prefealbly good ones...) If you have ideas about naruto stories then do NOT hesatate to Share!

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Her name is cindy

The air is quite windy

Her name is Suzie

One punch and you'll be woozy

His name is Andy

He just kicked a little girl wasn't that just dandy?

His name is Billy

He hates things that don't invole blood isn't that silly?

My name is Anna

And we are haters of Hannah Montanna!

(Lol i just made this up for fun put this on your profile if you hate her and put your name on da list)

DarkLillyOfTheNight96

Hello!! How are you!! I just finished looking at my reader's and or profile traffic and to i'm impressed is an understatement! Thanks so much yous guys!

So i am up for requsts for being my beta! So come on and ask already!!

Name:Lilly

Gender:Female

Age: An unlucky or lucky number you decide...But then again you'll never find out my age!

Location: USA

Eye color: Olive

Hair color: Light/red brown hair Long hair

Skin color: Very pale

Heretage: Chickasaw/Chocktaw indain/German/Irish/English(Royalty from Idian and German sides)

Current mood:...Upset,Mad,Self hating...I hate all people that work at my local libray! They can all get run over by a bus then blown up! Please if you like killing then be my guest!

Status:...Curently have lots of ideas and ready to share to the best of writers./Too damn tired and wants a muffin that is fat free and tastes good...Needs a blind fold to go to a peaceful sleep

Listening and watching this video from you tube!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYYjfFwl4YU

Please watch this its awsome!!

Reads That involve Sasu-gay getting his ass whoped! And Sakura being (Somewhat) Badass! This is a VERY LONG story over 93 thousand it took me about five hours to completely finsh it...Wow...I read a lot...YAAY So yeah this is pne of my faves so read it if you get the chance its really funny and really sad at times too but don't forget Sasuke gets his ass whoped more than once AND alomst killed so I recommed it for people who like Gaara Sakura! Its a very wonderful story so what are YOU waiting for click the damn link already! Make sure whoever wrote it makes a seqel! Its awsome Sasuke is a Jack-ass But then again..This is my quote "Once a jack-ass always a jack-ass untill they roll over and play dead in the middle of the freeway!" Omg i can't beleve i made that up just now...WOW...So yeah ask for advice I'm a great listener And give some answers if you need any...SO BYE

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3801462/1/Love_can_make_you_and_brake_you

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I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I've HURT MYSELF, so I MUST be emo.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I’m CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar.

I'm from NEW YORK so I MUST BE IN A GANG

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The boy woke up, just 14 years old.
He brushed his teeth just like he'd been told.
He rushed to the door & grabbed his books.
around & around he then looks.
From the second he reaches the bus the names start to be called.
They made fun of his clothes & the book-bag he hauled.
The boy never really fit in school.
Being smart just didn't make you cool
I remember one day i saw him drentched in mustard.
kids were throwing pizza & school custard.
Then one poored milk over his head.
he walked to the office wishing to be dead.
& the girl he liked had no heart at all.
He gave her a flower & told her to call.
she took the flower & through it in the trash can.
& told him she'd never date such an ugly man.
so that night he said good night to his mother.
kissed his dad & tucked in his little brother.
He put on his shoes & walked through the night.
until his middle school crept into sight.
as he grabbed onto the rope he said his goodbye.
for then he decided he wanted to die.
so he took a step & down he fell.
he hung there right infront of his own hell.
Jon Gettle hung himself in front of his middle school in Illinois at midnight. He left a note. it stated: "Bullying is a Problem"
repost this if you have a heart

The following is something to ponder:

If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your
back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep … you are
richer than 75 of this world.

If you have received a
double blessing in that someone was thinking of you,
and furthermore, you are more blessed than over two
billion people in the world that cannot read at all.

Have a good day, and family.

The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the
mansion’s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small
space in the cold basement.

As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3979943/1/Opposites_attract

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4125308/1/The_Storm

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There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for like 5 years...
advice...
WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD
-SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
WHEN SHE ACTS SHY
-SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE HER
WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS
- KISS HER
WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES
- HOLD HER TIGHT
WHEN SHE IS SILENT
- SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU
- SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY
- GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST
- TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
WHEN SHE'S SCARED!!!!!!!!!
-HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND
- PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
WHEN SHE SAYS SHES COLD
-SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
post this in the next 70 seconds and you
will have the
best day of your life this monday
and the one u love will either...
KiSS U,ASK U OUT.,CALL U, OR TEXT U...
...OR
BETTER...
REPOST THiS titled "WHy BOYS GO OUT WITH GIRLS...SO TRUE"


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afraid to let her know it.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

If you think that Homophobia is totally messed up and needs to be stopped copy and paste this into your profile.


Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a screaming competition with your friends or family while driving down the highway, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Checks my pulse- yep I'm still alive. lol

If you aspire to walk through a drive-through, put this on your profile.

If you've gone into a chain restaurant wearing a formal suit/dress, put this in your profile.

If you're tired of these things bossing you around, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your best friends are your consciences, put this in your profile.

you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste.


Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about
Courtney.

Thank you


If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, DarkLillyOfTheNight96

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

1) When she acts shy - say i love you

2) When she runs away from you - chase her

3) When she puts her face near yours - kiss her (DUH)

4) When she kicks and punches you - hold her tight

5) When shes silent - Shes thinking how to say i love you

6) When she ignores you - she wants all your attention

7) When she pulls away -grab her by the waist and never let go

8) When you see her at her worst - tell her shes BEAUTIFUL

9) When she screams at you - tell her you love her, you have to mean it

10) When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her grab her by the waist and kiss her

11) When shes scared - hold her and tell her everything is ok 'cause shes with you'

12) When she looks like somthings the matter - kiss her and tell her not to worry

13) When she holds you hand - play with her fingers

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".


1. With Care reviews
Look at the world and tell me who's truly happy with their mistakes and choices. If you find them tell me. Because I need a miracle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-27-11 - Madara U.
2. DarkLillyOfTheNight's Attempt at A OneShot reviews
Another Attempt at a ONE-SHOT... I have changed the file/document to the RIGHT one to read! Please read
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-30-10 - Akatsuki & Sakura H. - Complete
3. Lost reviews
I know...I thought it was crazy when I heard him say that. But...What were my options when I knew I couldn't refuse? BowserXPeach! Please read this story I still need help on it. Read and reivew Full summary inside.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-27-10 - Bowser & Peach
4. Untitled Disaster reviews
My life about to change from bad to badder! All because of the Akatsuki,Orochimaru and Kabuto! Join me Malinda, As I attempt to get out of this mess! Note I am going to redo this chapter and it WILL be better than whatever crap I posted... So I appolize
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-25-09 - Kabuto Y.
5. Eyes of a Broken BlossomNew titlesorry! » reviews
What are you doing so far from your village little girl' She replied. 'T-they went to far this time...i-i had to leave' This is the new summary is it better? Aka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 4-19-09 - Akatsuki & Sakura H.
6. Promises are always keptno matter what reviews
He could have dodged! NARUTO YOU IDIOT' Sasuke thought while falling to his knees. He had just killed his best friend and became his brother...the one he just killed..."NARUTO NO...I I loved you... NARUTO!" Sakura screamed fully breaking down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-17-09 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete
7. One more try at a true friend » reviews
Sakura has forever been punished fo whatever she had did but everything is turning out wrong for her. Father dead. Plots trying to kill her. She now is mute from trama join Sakura as she makes a friend then everything goes wrong! Gaa/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-8-09 - Published: 6-5-09 - Gaara & Sakura H.
8. Poems for all Naruto Charaters » reviews
This is my collection for all the naruto charaters It has poems for mostly all..From Sakura's ponit of veiw
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-4-09 - Published: 4-21-09 - Sakura H.
9. My evil Sasuke poems! » reviews
This is what a teenage girl hyper on Pepsi in the middle of the night came up with...so read! SASUKE BASHING! To the extream! Spelling mistakes? DEAL WITH IT! anyway read if you HATE sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 5-19-09 - Sasuke U.
10. Fun with Sakura » reviews
Well Here Sakura is..eating a muffin when she gets a call from the Hokage claiming to and i quote "Get you but down here now!" So she did what every other moody teenager would do...slammed the phone down and ran ran like hell Please read and give ideas!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-30-09 - Published: 4-20-09 - Sakura H.