"You mean to say this chalk draws doorways to anywhere we want?" Draco asked. Blaise nodded feverishly. "Alright then. Let's put this to the test and draw a doorway to…hmmm…Granger's flat." Chaos and hilarity ensues. HGDM & GWBZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,363 - Reviews: 185 - Updated: 8-13-08 - Published: 5-18-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G.
Hermione is a host on the wizarding radio. She takes calls between songs & helps solve problems, ranging from friends to sex. Amidst all these callers is a man who doesn't give his name but calls every night. What will happen when she finds out its Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 8-5-07 - Published: 7-17-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G.
"Do you like doing this to me?" Draco asked. "At worst, I feel bad for a while. Then I just smile," Hermione grinned at his tears. "I go ahead and just smile." She enjoyed making him hurt. Not your typical fairytale ending, atleast not for one of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,005 - Reviews: 378 - Updated: 5-18-07 - Published: 2-12-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
"I am not a lesbian!" Hermione said, exasperated. "Yes, you are. Just admit it. Millicent would love to have you," Draco insisted. "I like boys!" He raised an eyebrow. "Prove it by kissing a guy then." OOC OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 116 - Published: 5-15-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy has had enough with Hermione Granger's annoying hiccups. They have lasted all day and at this point he is willing to do anything, anything, to get them to stop. Even kiss the damn Mudblood. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 142 - Published: 5-7-07 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete
The summer before her 7th year, Hermione's mother passed away from breast cancer. Now back at Hogwarts, Hermione's grades are slipping, she's depressed, and hiding her mother's death. So how come on a dreary afternoon she tells Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,781 - Reviews: 162 - Updated: 2-12-07 - Published: 11-24-05 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete