Update 7/15/09 - Hey people! I figure I might as well do this, since other people seem to be doing it, and I find it kind of useful... Anyway, I am really frustrated because I don't have a digital camera, so I can't upload any kind of those pics, but I can't seem to figure out how I do it for any other type of pic? If oneone knows how to do that, please PM me, and... well, I will be in your deepest gratitude!! Second of all, please review my stories!

Update 9/1/09 - Hello everybody! Damn, I guess the beginning of school is getting to me... I am SO sorry for not updating sooner! Right now I am working on a chapter for both the Paul/Rachel and Never Too Young for Love! I will have a poll up for what story I should post next soon! I am also working on an updating schedule, so hopefully that'll make things easier!

Update 9/3/09 - Wanna know something about me? Okay... a lot of people think I'm Team Jacob. Well, I'm not. Bella and Edward are both retarded spazes, they deserve each other! I am however Team Werewolf, though I still love all the Cullen's! (Except for Edward! haha, and im writing a Bella/Edward fic... o well!)

IMPORTANT UPDATE 9/7/09 - Okay ppl's, a lot of you were probably unaware that this was in fact a joint account! The twenty-one part of TwilightHeart21? Think about it... 2 in 1.. Clever, I know. Anyway, my cuz, used to be the sole user of this account, and then I wanted one, so we ended up having a double! I posted every story on here except: Charlie's Death. So if anyone is looking for Genna, too bad! She is no longer part of the account... it's all me now! She hasn't created her own Pen Name as of now, but I'll update this again when she does!

Update 9/12/09 - Okay, so I was looking at my cuzes profile, and updating mine at the same time, so I accidentally erased EVERYTHING, so if anyone was looking at my profile at the wrong time, REALLY sorry! Anyway, my cousin's name is IAmObsessedWithObsession, so go look her up!

Update 9/14/09 - More issues with my profile! Sorry for any confusion!

Update 9/26/09 - Alright, I just want to point some stuff out that's bugging me, so here I go! (this is totally un-fanfic related, btw) Alright, so I overheard two girls, Hannah and Annabelle, talking about how boring their names were... Well, what if your name was Esmeralda Indigo? Or if your nickname was Essie Indie?? (Thank god my friends call me Essa instead) Yeah, just think of that! And then, they started to complain that their middle names (Marie and Eloise) were old-fashioned and boring... Psh, I wish that was my middle name. Do you know what MY middle name is? Elizabeth Katja Katrina!! (Katja is pronounced Kah-cha) Yea, my name is Esmeralda Indigo Elizabeth Katja Katrina Enten. So please for the love of mother-fucking god think about that the next time you complain about your name... Haha, okay, rant of the day over! ;D

Update 10/9/09 - Kay, I know this is pretty dork-tastic, but... It's my sixth month aniversary of being on fanfiction! Yay! I'll work EXTRA hard on my stories!!

Update 10/12/09 - Alrighty, I just wanted to let everybody know... A lot of the ideas I've talked about aren't going to be posted for a while... Why? Because a lot of the ideas I have focuse on either Seth or Embry imprinting, and I REALLY want to explore other wolves, and relationships... SO! I am going to create a special universe (which will most likley be the permeanant universe I use) and go on with that! Ah, now never fear! I'll get to everything as soon as possible, but first I want to write about Leah (I'll be using the one in my poll, actually), Sam and Emily, Kim and Jared, and Jake and Nessie. Absolutely Absurd will go in with that universe, and I will write a real Claire/Quil fic. I'm not sure who else will imprint in this universe, but I'll let y'all know later! (Oh, and I think I'm going to change the title of 'Absolutely Absurd' to 'Definitely Dubious'. Whadyya think??)

Update 10/30/09 - So I'm about to change the title of Absolutley Absurd, which will now be Defining Destiny, and also have posted ANOTHER unplanned story, a sequel to Never Too Young for Love. Wow, am I excited for it! I was thinking about it, and I think it will bloom into something really interesting and hopefully well-written!! I have posted the family tree for that fic, by the way... except for Angie and Collin, I want that to be a surprise!

Update 11/14/09 - So, I posted a fourteenth story. So far it has gotten six reviews with people lovin it, so I'm excited! Each chapter will be a 200 word drabble about Leah, one of my favorite characters! I've been getting a bunch of reviews for the Never Too Young sequel, so thanks to everyone for that! ALSO... disclaimers are a huge hassel, so here is my official disclaimer: I don't own any ideas of Stephenie Meyer's. The only thing of my own is the OC's I have created, but not the universe I have put them in...

Update 12/09/09 - So, it's been almost a month since I updated this... so sorry. You see, I've been busy as hell writing. Also, my momma is pregnant again, as I recently found out. This marks almost four months, I think... So, that is what Angie's pregnancy is gonna be based on!! Well gotta go, but that's really all there is!

Update 12/10/09 - Hola! So, I know I said I didn't have anything to say yesterday, but now I do... Alrighty, I am in need of a BETA!! Now, this beta would do my one-shots, and also could maybe do chapters of my stories when one of my other betas is busy... Now, if one of my current betas is reading this, don't feel offended or anything please! I know ya'll have really tight schedules sometimes, so I don't want to pressure you into having the chapter done! So again, if anyone is interested, please shoot me a PM! (Also- anybody interested in being a beta for my story, Letters to Claire, you can tell me as well! This person will be a different though, unless somebody REALLY wants to do both, except I don't know of anyone (other than myself) that would want to take on more than about two beta jobs.) ONE more thing- if any person needs a beta, ya'll can ask me! Right now my maximum is twenty, and I only have twelve!!

Update 12/18/09 - Soo... Really sorry I haven't been updating for a little bit... remember up there when I said that my motha was four months pregnant? Yeah, well, I was wrong. She found OUT she got pregnant four months ago... Truth is, (and she didn't tell me this either, I'm always so left out!) she's seven and a half months pregnant!! Yay, right? And so, sometime from January 31 - February 4, I'm going to have two new siblings!! I'm actually pretty excited. (only don't tell my mom, I'm pretending to be pissed that she's getting pregnant at 39... and don't tell her I said her age, either, then I'd really be dead.) And yea, they're twins... her third set! So, I'm soon gonna have me twelve siblings! By the way, if you were wondering about names, here they are (this is going from the trips to the currently youngest): Lillie, Donna, Zac, Immie, Doug, Book, Maxx, G.V., Annie, and Digo. If you want first names, then go to the bottom of my profile, because I do NOT feel like typing them. ANYWAY! I wanted to send a thank you to all who are being patient with me, my ramblings, estranged life, urges to complain about my family, and me talking about my hair and crazy expeditions, and all that crap! Everyone rocks for that!

Update 12/20/09 - So, I just wanted to let everyone know that my momma is having a boy and a girl!! We're so exctited! Another two things I wanted to talk about; One is that I am going to work to finish Letters to Claire by the new year! And then once I'm finished with that I'll update Defining Destiny and get all my other stuff caught up! And two, I am going to begin working on a porject. Said project is going to be re-vamping Never Too Young! Don't worry about the plot changing or anything like that, I'm just re-writing the chapters because the bad writing and grammar in the beginning is starting to get on my nerves... So, the Project will probably begin in mid-January or mid-February depending on how I'm doing with my stories and how much my mother needs me... So yup, that's it for today!

My stories, how I feel about them, and updating:

1. Never Too Young for Love: This was my very first crack at writing. The plot is kind of bad, and I shouldn't have played out the events the way I did... It's okay, though, and I really loved writing it... Plus, I got the most reviews for it, so I guess it was okay... It's complete.

2. Charlie's Death: This isn't my story, as I want to remind y'all, it was my cousin's, but it was her first crack at writing, and also not very well done. It's a one-shot.

3. Waiting for the Wolves: I really like the idea of this, but it could have been a lot longer, and I wrote an A/N in the middle of it... Yikes... It's a one-shot.

4. Will There Ever be a Happy Ending?: Okay, I actually like this story, ha-ha... Anyway, I think the writing is much better, as is the plot... I'm really busy though, and have unfortunatley decided to put it on hiatus... When all of my stories are up to date and I actually have some time, then I can write the next chapter, and the epilogue, and then it'll be done! :(

5. A List of Things Rosalie Can't do to Jacob: One of my first two humor stories... Some people find it funny, and that surprises me... So I guess there IS some hope in me! :D It's complete.

6. Ten Ways to Annoy Bella with Kitchen Appliances: I'm actually embarrassed with this one... I'm going to delete as soon as possible because frankly it's retarded. It's complete because I decided I didn't want to humiliate myself further...

7. Absolutely Absurd: I like this a lot, actually. One of my favorites. The writing is much better, and the plot is actually good! I wish I could update this more often, but I'm so busy!

8. The Twilight Poems: I love to write poetry, and this was a way to get some of that out... There is a poem published for Jacob, Jasper, Bella, Edward, Nessie, Emmett, and Alice!

9. Live Life, Love Imprinting: Okay, this is my all-time favorite. A very close friend of mine started to plan this out with me a while back, but has passed away. Sometimes it's really hard to write, because I have to be so intune with her, so sorry if there's a lack of updates...

10. Letting Go: My favorite one-shot by far. The writing is better than a lot of other stuff I've done, and the emotion seems much more raw... or at least that's how I take it, I hope other people do too!

11. I'm an Angel's Lover: I had this idea a LONG time ago, started it, ended up deleting it, then I started co-writing it with another girl, and it was on her profile, now I'm writing it full-time here, but still letting her post it on her profile! I turn to this mainly when I have writers block, but also when it needs an update badly.

12. Letters to Claire: I LOVE this story to death! Quil and Claire are probably my favorite wolf couple (my favorite couple being Rosalie and Emmett) and I am really excited writing this, though it's actually not really a full-blow story... I guess it could be called a fifteen-shot... ha-ha. I will try hard as I can to update this regularily!

13. The World as we Knew It: Really enjoy writing this so far! It's very interesting trying to find out how the werewolf genes will blend together! It's kind of hard because I really, REALLY don't want to make it seem like Breaking Dawn or anything. Chapters are coming out pretty quick because I have a lot of ideas and know where I'm going with each chapter! Lately, most of my energy has gone into this!

14. Lucky Enough: I liked writing this because I could type all the chapters up pretty quick. I liked trying to figure out how to fit huge emotion into just 200 words! It's finished now!

And those are the stories I have published thus far, but hope to write many more one-shots, full stories, and fifteen-shots in the future! (ha-ha)

Here are the awards I got nominated for:

http://redmoonawards.yolasite.com/nominations.php Never Too Young for Love was nominated for Best Imprint and Best OC as a main character!! A List of Things Jacob can Never do to Rosalie was nominated for Best Humor, and then I was nominated for Best Author on that website too!!

This is for Best Author for the Golden Chocolate Awards! http://goldenchocolateadwards.webs.com/nominees.htm

While Jacob would be admiring your soft blush,
Edward would be resisting the urge to suck your blood

While Jacob would be able to warm you up on a cold winter day,
Edward would freeze you to death

While Jacob faces problems head-on,
Edward runs away, and then when things get worse, tries to kill himself

While Jacob is thinking about you even when he's sleeping,
Edward is watching you sleep

While Jacob supports any decision you make,
Edward tries to control every aspect of your life

While Jacob is sweet and cheerful,
Edward is arrogant and dramatic

While Jacob will do anything for the love of his life,
Edward will let her slip away

Really Stephenie? Edward over Jacob?

Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a PROUD supporter of JACOB BLACK!

The wind blows gently,

The waves splash against my face,

The calming call of seagulls relaxes me,

I dig my feet into the sand,

I close my eyes,

As my heart beats it's last

Thump,

And my lungs stop working,

And an angel reaches out a hand,

I take it gladly,

And we drift towards

The light

My body is left behind,

I can faintly hear,

The crys of of my family

And I want to

Reassure them

The driver of that semi

That hit me

Is crying too

Tell him not to feel guilty

He did not mean to kill me

I did not experiance much pain

Mommy, I know we were celebrating

My fifth birthday

But God is holding me

I do not cry

Or get injured

Anymore

Daddy, don't cry

My dear sister, it's alright

I am sending angels

To watch over you

No one else

In our family

Will get hurt

Anytime soon

I'll make sure of it

Please don't worry

About me

I love you

And am watching over you

Dear Mama,

Mom, I loved you so much,

Why did you have to go?

Mom, you didn't miss church,

Not even once,

That guy that was drunk,

He probably didn't mean it,

I know you'd want me to forgive him,

But Mom, it's so hard,

You loved me so much,

I hope that you are sitting at God's feet,

And baking cakes for Jesus,

But I wanted you to be here,

To watch me start fifth grade,

I just started to play the trumpet today,

I have a science test tomorrow,

I wish that you could be there,

To help me study.

I know you would be patient,

Mom, why did you have to go?

It seems like,

The world has lost value,

Without you here,

Mom, I hope that you see me writing this letter in Heaven,

Please Mom, please help me,

Please help me forget all the times,

I didn't listen to you,

And remember the good times,

I love you so much Mom.

Love, Your Daughter

P.S. I wish you could come home.

The darkness swirled around them,

cloaking their bodies with despair,

caressing their faces with vanity and jealousy,

the taste of laziness lying on their tongues,

the smell of war hangs heavy in the air,

they can touch the vines of sadness and loss,

in this hating world,

there is one glimmer of light,

that feeling of hope is so wonderfully close.

Those are just some of my poems! Please PM me and tell me if you like them!

Aries- Enthusiastic, Courageous, Optimistic, Generous, and Independent. Moody, Short tempered, selfinvolved, Impulsive, and Impatient.

Taurus- Dependable, Persistent, Loyal, Patient, and Generous. Stubborn, Lazy, Possessive, Materialistic, and self-indulging.

Gemini- Energetic, Clever, Imaginative, Witty, and Adaptable. Superficial, Impulsive, Restless, Devious, and Indecisive.

Cancer- Loyal, Dependable, Caring, Adaptable, and Responsive. Moody, Clingy, self-pitying, oversensitive, and selfabsorbed.

Leo- Confident, Ambitious, Generous, Loyal, and encouraging. Pretentious, Domineering, Melodramatic, Stubborn, and Vain.

Virgo- Analyatical(Don't know what this means either.), Observent, Helpful, Reliable, and Precise. Skeptical, Fussy, Inflexable, Cold, and Interfering.

Libra- Diplomatic, Graceful, Peaceful (If only all leaders of the world were libras LOL), Idealistic, and Hospitable. Superficial, Vain, Indecisive, Unreliable. (UMMMMM... never mind.)

Scorpio- LOyal, Passionate, Resourceful, Observant, and Dynamic. Jealous, Obsessive, Suspicious, Manipulative, and Unyielding.

Sagittarious- Good- Independent. Bad- Unemotional. (SORRY! I don't have much on this one!)

Capricorn- Responsible, Patient, Ambitious, Resourceful, and Loyal. Dictatorial, Inhibite, Conceited, Distrusting, and Unimaginative.

Aquarius- Witty, Clever, Humanitarian, Inventive, and Original. Stubborn, Unemotional, Sarcastic, Rebellious, and Aloof.

Pisces(ME!!)- Compassionate (TRUE), Adaptable (?), Accepting (TRUE), Devoted (?), and Imaginative(TRUE). Oversensitive(TRUE), Indecisive (True), Self-piying (SOMETIMES true), Lazy (True), Escapist (What the hell does that mean?)

HEY I FOUND THE DEFINTION OF Escapist- the avoidance of reality by absortionof the mind in entertainment or in imaginative situation. a.k.a. I'm a dreamer, which is the truest thing out there!

SOOOO? Is yours true?

I hate Jasper, he makes me love him.

I love Emmet, he can make me feel petite. He can make anyone feel petite.

I hate Edward, he knows that, and even if he did get mad I could just get Jacob to kick his sorry ass.

I hate Rosalie, she's a threat to my self-esteem.

I love Alice, she's my favorite vampire.

I love Esme, she's as sweet as my aunt. Ohhhhh, wait thats not a compliment.

I love Carlisle, he can fix allll my broken bones. Or he can wreck my virginity. Either of the two I'm fine with.

I love Jacob, he is so hot. Literally.

I like Charlie,whenever I want to experiance an awkward silence, I'll visit him.

I hate Bella, she gets all the good mythical creatures.

I hate Aro, I would never hold his hand.

I hate Cauis. So does everybody else. Thats news.

I love a good giant dog with temper issues. Who wouldn't?

I love a a beautiful, blood thirsty, bloodsuckerwith immortality! Who woulnd't?

I hate Renesmee, wait... no I don't. It's not her fault her mom is a dumbass. I hate Bella, wait... Yep I still hate her.

I love Quil Jr., he's the best baby-sitter in the world... at least for Claire he is.

I love Paul, he can explode on me anytime.

I love Leah, she deserves better than Sam.

I love Emily... Has she cooked any blueberry muffins?

I love Marcus, I use his face as a lullaby.

I love Embry, the only reason he hasn't imprinted is because he didn't meet me.

I hate Snape... Oh wait, wrong story.

Renesmee is a peacemaker.

Carlisle is compassionate.

Esme is loving.

Rosalie is pretty.

Emmett is strong.

Edward is fast.

Bella is powerful.

Alice can win a bet.

and...

Jaspercan make you laugh when you break up with your werewolf best friend who you're actually in love with but won't admit because your too danm stubborn and because your also in love with a vampire who your about to marry.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. (riiight...)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Hell YEAH I AM! .)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Ha. im going to Hell WITHOUT supporting Gay rights.)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (bahaha.)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a specific RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (black Hot Topic skirts mind you...with leggings...)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (Surgar is still a drug to, IM TRYING TO STOP OKAY?! GET OFF MY BACK!)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (hey, im emomazing)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (o.0 like hell...)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (HEY! i lost a bet ok??)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (opposite really)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (cha!)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (the opposite, actually... and im only half a virgin!... dont ask.)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks (Umm...ive only had 2 bf's and both where total nerds soo...)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (well, i think that pretty much goes 4 bi's as well... and i dont hate myself, so... BULLSHIT!)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (this made me laugh so hard... jesus was a brother? oh. my. god.)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (wat da hell is up wit dis one?)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (du-du-dur!)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (Yaaa.. that is the stupidest thing i ever heard.)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (nope, just a vampire :p)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (wtf is up wit this one?)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (and your first guess wasss...what?)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (gets out metal bat nooo what gave ya that idea?)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (riightttt...)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.(i love you Jacob Black!)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (got the loud mouthed part right .)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (thats deep man, thats deep...ima go cut myself now)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (HOW RUDE! Well, gotta go sit in the emo corner now... lol)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I LOVE TEAAA!!)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Yeah, i started globle warming, sorry bout that.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (kay...idk what they are so...)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (hell yeah!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (and i am.)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (HEY! i get bored on saterdays kay?)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (maybe...)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
Ilike GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (maybe...)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.(still not sure bout this one...)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (nope, just a girl)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (righttttt...)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I like wolfs so I MUST BE A WEREWOLf (Pfft, i wish i was a werewolf)

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

- I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
- I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
- I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
- We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
- I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
- I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. - I wish they could adopt me.
- I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
- I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
- We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
- I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
- I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
- I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
- I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
- I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
- I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
- I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
- I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
- I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
- I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
- I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality. Because in my option, no one has the right to do this things just because of who you are, because of something you can't change. Stand up for the people who have been beaten down for years!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claimyoucan walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!). Crazy is when you claim to hear music through your nose and promptly hold an earphone to your nose and sing the song. Then your friends try it on their knee. Crazy is when you start a conversation with your computer, and when someone catches you talking, you say "the voices say my computer will give me the key to eternal doughnut apples" and promptly go back to the one-sided conversation.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, .i.love.the.emo.corner., Swimming Cutie xoxo, TwilightHeart21

Edward may be the fastest

Emmet may be the strongest

But Jasper can sit in a corner and make you laugh xD

The Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

May I just say, I want A Jacob. He's sweet, he's kind, he will do anything to win the girl he loves over... even when it is hurting him. He builds cars, he is strong, and hot! (in both ways) He may act like a jerk at times, but he does it to not show how much pain hes in. If you are a proud supporter of Jacob Black, and think he could so kick Edward's ass, show your love

Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath. ~Michael Craine

Copy And Paste Things

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

4 children die as a result of child abuse. 3 of the four children are under the age of four.

A report of child abuse happens every 10 seconds.

Child abuse happens in every socio-economical stand point, educational level, religion, and ethnicity.

Children who have been abused are 2.5 times more likely to abuse alcohol and 3.8 times more likely to abuse drugs.

1/3 of abused and neglected children will end up abusing thier own children-- thus continuing this horrid cycle of hate.

Child abuse is never the child's fault. Every day there are well over 9.6 million children in the U.S. alone who suffer silently. Afraid to expose the family secret. If you believe that child abuse is a horrible cycle that must be put to an end, post this on your profile. Let us become the becon of hope to those children who must fight the silent battle day by day. Together, we can end their suffering. Their lives already have so many stricksagainst them. Let us fight with them and let them all know that they are not alone and loved. Put this on your profile if you support the end of child abuse.

WARNING: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PROFILE BECASUETHENYOU WILL BE IN A SHIT LOAD OF TROUBLE! A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. (I have no idea why that name is on the end of there, but yeah.)

Favorite quotes of all time:

I'd have to be the dumbest freaking terrorist in the history of the world! ~ Shia LaBeoff from Eagle Eye.

There are three things I will never lie to you about, money, food, and what's in my pants. ~ Disney, believe it or not.

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of their very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002.

It is a love chain letter.

In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part.

You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!

The consequences are:

If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future
relationships.

If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!

Congratulations!!

You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain
letter on the internet.

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted.

If you have considerednaming your kids Edward,

Bella, Alice, Jasper,

Emmett, Rosalie,

Carlisle, or Esme,

copy and paste this onto your profile

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apologizes.I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than a boy in real life.

I'm the kind of girl who yells out loud in the middle of a street.

I'm the kind of girl who does C.P.R. on a goldfish because it was drowning.

I'm the kind of girl who will try to climb a cactus.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off of orange fanta and coffee and absolutely loves every minute of it.

I'm the kind of girl who hates cheerleaders.

I'm the kind of girl who slams a revolving door.I'm the kind of girl that doesn’t have a problem talking about anything that’s supposed to be personal...

...and I'm probably the kind of girl whose friends understand that.I'm the kind of girl that WISHES she was insane so that she could have an excuse to be the way she is.

I'm the kind of girl who -- if faced with an armed man and only had a book for defense -- would throw the book aside and get shot rather than use it to protect herself.

I'm the kind of girl everyone asks, "Did you get dressed in your closet this morning? In the dark?"...

...and I'm the girl who doesn't deny it.

I'm the kind of girl who would slap a guy for asking to "go all the way". Yeah. Chew on that.

I'm the kind of girl who speaks her mind...

...and I'm the kind of girl who may not have the nicest things on said mind.

I'm the kind of girl who loves to KICK ASS! Mmmhmm.

I'm the kind of girl who likes to be myself - doesn't mean I'm cocky and/or arrogant. Doesn't mean I'm not, either...

I'm the kind of girl no one wants to date because I might go ca-RAZY on them.

I'm the kind of girl no one wants to date because no one can handle me.

I'm the kind of girl who doesn't WANT to date because independence is a lifestyle that, as of now, I enjoy taking advantage of.

I'm the kind of girl who threatens her computer.

...and I'm also the kind of girl who gets a positive (or negative) reaction from said computer.

I’m the kind of girl who will start giggling insanely in the middle of Spanish class, and won’t stop even when people start to get annoyed.

I’m the kind of girl who will proudly admit that I’m not smart enough to be in an advanced math class… even though I am in one.

I’m the kind of girl who refuses to succumb to a GPS for directions, even though we left the map at home.

I’m the kind of girl who will steal my sisters IPod for an hour and return it dead.

I’m the kind of girl who will start a conversation with a dog, thinking it will eventually talk back.

I’m the kind of girl who claimed she was a Swedish immigrant, and have to go back in five years to stay true to my arranged marriage, when I was in second grade.

I’m the kind of girl who watches the history channel, and is proud to admit it!

I’m the kind of girl who plans to jump off of the really high diving board, gets to the top, and then remembers she’s afraid of heights.

I’m the kind of girl who is prejudiced against gym teachers.

I’m the kind of girl who will try to lighten the mood with Obama jokes.

I’m the kid of girl who has planned out her life one second, and then changes it the next.

I’m the kind of girl who has so many ideas swimming around in her head, that when a new crops up, I give it to my cousin.

and finally...

I’m the kind of girl who is proud of the fact that the guy she likes is scared like hell of her.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak

If you are against abortion paste this onto your profile.

There was a man who was rich, staying at a really nice hotel. One day when he was walking home from work, there were three girls from seven to fifteen telling people that they would do anything for them to get paid. They were clearly poor and had no where to stay. The man asked them if they would do anything for him if he paid them twenty dollars each and the girls agreed. He gave his hotel card to the three girls and told them to go to his room and he would be there soon. While the girls went, he went out to buy buckets of ice cream and candy and movies for them to watch. He went back and the whole night he treated the girls to room service and sweets, playing games and watching movies. If you believe the man did the right thing and that there is good in everyone, copy and paste this into your profile.

Normally, I hate copy and pastes, but these were just too awesome not to copy...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile

If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! (So just because I'm small and a little... off, does that make me not a human? The injustice!!)

If you have ever run into a sliding glass door because you didn't see it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. (Does this mean I'm pathetic? On second thought, don't answer that.)

I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you LOVE Embry! copy and paste onto your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

Truly, I am Team Werwolve, Team Paul, or Team Jessica... And I guess, if y'all wanna get techinal, Team Jacob!!

Team Alice! Because my brother buys me expensive Italian sports cars for babysitting his human.

TEAM MIKE: He actually ages! (I'm one of the few that wouldn't be joking when saying this. Yes, I actuually like Mike Newton...)

Team Emmett, you can ride his jeep all day long!

Team Cullen, they play baseball with music by Muse

Who want's a puppy anymore!? Get me a SETH!

Hot-blooded male with an aversion to clothing alert!

Team Jacob! Because a space heater has more potential than a rock.

Team Jacob! He left his paw prints on my heart.

Team Jacob! I like my men with a pulse, thanks

Team Embry, cause he is just fucking HOT!!

So the rock fell in love with the bitch...

(Live Life, Love Imprinting) Guide to the Hawtmin’s –

1. Full name: Adarg Jamison Hawtmin

Nickname: Daggar

Birth date: August 10, 1985

Height: 5’11

Interests: Reading, sketching, and jogging

Favorite color: chartreuse

Passion: Hopes to be an artist or poet

Pet peeve: rudeness, excuses

Adjectives: Insightful, polite, faithful, and impatient

Current home: Oregon with boyfriend Olaf

Parents: Martin Timothy Hawtmin and Lana Maryanne Hawtmin

2. Full name: Brendal Karina Lee Hawtmin

Nickname: Laylal

Birth date: May 13, 1986

Height: 5’7

Interests: Acting, tennis, crocheting

Favorite color: Yellow

Passion: acting

Pet peeve: people who chomp gum and food

Adjectives: Graceful, thoughtful, loud, and naïve

Current home: Arizona

Parents: Martin Timothy Hawtmin and Lana Maryanne Hawtmin

3. Full name: Crisole Margaret Lynn Hawtmin

Nickname: Rissa

Birth date: January 26, 1988

Height: 6’

Interests: cooking, animals, gymnastics

Favorite color: faded red

Passion: baking

Pet peeve: people who don’t brush their teeth

Adjectives: Joyful, caring, talkative, and spacey

Current home: with parents in Washington

Parents: Martin Timothy Hawtmin and Lana Maryanne Hawtmin

4. Full name: Dalimn Samuel Hawtmin

Nickname: Breno

Birth date: October 9, 1990

Height: 5’9

Interests: his girlfriend, music, history

Favorite color: dark green

Passion: Writing songs and the American Civil War

Pet peeve: emotional outbursts and colorful shoes

Adjectives: Calculating, endearing, passionate, and unforgiving

Current home: with parents in Washington

Parents: Martin Timothy Hawtmin and Lana Maryanne Hawtmin

5. Full name: Eliaja Alexander Hawtmin

Nickname: Jaja

Birth date: October 9, 1990

Height: 5’7

Interests: sports, video games, psychology

Favorite color: deep blue

Passion: football and baseball

Pet peeve: people who mistake one sport/sport rule for another

Adjectives: wise, protective, funny, and irritable

Current home: with parents in Washington

Parents: Martin Timothy Hawtmin and Lana Maryanne Hawtmin

6. Full name: Forthden Kristopher Hawtmin

Nickname: Fone

Birth date: October 9, 1990

Height: 5’8

Interests: sports, music, partying

Favorite color: black

Passion: Undecided

Pet peeve: people saying something about themselves when they know it’s not true

Adjectives: laidback, productive, truthful, and wild

Current home: with parents in Washington

Parents: Martin Timothy Hawtmin and Lana Maryanne Hawtmin

7. Full name: Gwendolyn Lark Hawtmin

Nickname: Gwilla

Birth date: October 9, 1990

Height: 5’6

Interests: dancing, soccer, song writing/music

Favorite color: orange

Passion: Undecided

Pet peeve: nosiness

Adjectives: Emotional, timid, sweet, and depressed

Parents: Martin Timothy Hawtmin and Lana Maryanne Hawtmin

Pictures:

Gwilla: Sort of how she looked, but there are differences! http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Mi_Mp/Models_of_the_Runway/season1/models-runway25.jpg

Rissa: She looks a lot a like with Dianna Agron, so this is pretty close: http://thetvaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/dianna_agron.jpg

Daggar: This was the closest I could find, sadly. The real-life Daggar looks sort of like this, but he definitley has different hair!: http://www.hji.co.uk/hjimages/images/qhs1339/hji/medium/1997-men-black.jpg

Laylal: This looks so much like her it's scary... The only thing is she has different eyes, and a wider chin: http://thumb10.shutterstock.com.edgesuite.net/display_pic_with_logo/57715/57715,1215079808,2/stock-photo-a-beautiful-blond-haired-blue-eyed-model-wearing-a-bikini-and-white-shirt-shot-outside-using-14461666.jpg

Breno: I was looking up different people, and I found him, and since he looks more like the Breno in my head, then the one in real life, I thought I'd go for it! But there are definant similarities!: http://www.glogster.com/media/2/2/81/85/2818502.jpg

Jaja and Fone: I haven't found much on them, the closest I could find was this: http://images.teamsugar.com/getty/2008/09/18/GYI0055771481_xlarge.jpg But I'm gonna keep looking!

My family -

So maybe know one cares, but I do, so what the hell! I'm going to tell you about my crazy family!

So I guess I should start with my parents... Okay, my mom's name is Janie Flower Enten Ingerald. She is a great mom to her 'perfect', 'loving' eleven children. I have no fricking idea who my biological dad is, since she doesn't know either, but the dad that I consider my real dad is named Joel Finnigan Ingerald. They're both about 38, so yeah... I am Esmeralda Indigo Elizabeth Katja Katrina Enten, as you may have read earlier on my profile. My mom picks out horrible names, so there's an explantion for that...

But I'm the oldest, born when my mama was 22. And I am a love child, which totally fits me! Okay, so maybe I'm not totally a love child, since techinally she doesn't even remember me being conceived, but whatever.

My parents met in the hospital cause my dad is a genius and graduated from college at 16 and blah-blah-blah. ANYWAY! Mom got preggers from him too, and they got married, and it was a match made in parents from hell heaven! They love having babies, apparently.

My closest brothers and sisters are Lillioden Matron, Donna Cinderella, and Zacarius Bobert, or Lillie, Donna, and Zac, are the trips, (triplets) of the family, and the 'responsible ones', aka, the older ones who've never been arrested... They're two years younger than me.

Immaculata Michaela, or Immie, was born next, who is three years younger than myself!! She is thirteen and going through extreme PMS. So she's very dramatic at the moment. She's one of the three people in my family with blue eyes, the rest have brown! (My dad has them, along with Maxx)

Douglas Nathaniel, or Doug, and Martinez Bookther, or Book, are the first set of twinnies in our family. They are definitley wild at eleven. Probably, no, definitley my most annoying brothers.

Julio Maxx is next... Maxx is a sweetie, and he's eight. He was the family's first 'accident', but we love him and if I had to choose a sibling to be locked in a room with for the rest of my life, it would be him! :D

Georgia Virginia is yet another girlie in our family, and she's six. She calls herself 'the princess' and I swear we're not related. She is the queen of girlie-girls and a serious whiner... Though, I guess I luv her when she's NOT whining, which isn't often.

And the currently youngest of our family are the five-year-olds, Andromeda Hanneli, or Annie, and Fandigo Severen, or Digo. They are really cute, and really troublesome. Everyone spoils them, though...

And now, my mother is pregnant. Again. With twins. Again. And she's 7 1/2 months along too. Yay. She's gonna be due sometime in late January/ early Febrauary, so I'm not gonna be updating as fast then, because my sibling count will be lifted to a grand total of 12!! I'm actually excited too, though!!

Sam and Emily Uley: Jackson 'Jack' Erik, Jennifer 'Jenny' Pauline, John Samuel, and Janie Emilia

Kim and Jared Michaels: Nicole Kimberly, Anna Lynn, and James 'Jamie' Jared

Rachel and Paul Walker: Marie Rebecca, Kevin Paul, Kyle Richard,

Embry and Cassie Call: Adam Jason, Brian Neil, and Margaret 'Maggie' Cassandra

Quil and Claire Ateara: Quil 'Aaron' Junior

Max and Amanda Alan: Lily Amanda and Lana Maxine

Alex and Hanna Billson: Sydney Alexandra, Yolanda Hanneli, and Roxie Michelle

Jill and Willie Ronald: Declan William

Louis and Lola Jones-Barnett: Peter Louis and Jay-Ophelia 'Jay-O' Ann

And on an ending note...

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.