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Author has written 42 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: I, EssaTheTwerp, have started a website with StealthLiberal! It's a place to talk about writing and reading freely! Whether you're into FanFiction, Original Fiction, Children's Books, Poetry, Non-Fiction, or just need Inspiration...come and visit! We'll toss around plot bunnies and be there to support you! Come on, visit us! It's a fun time! We are: http://thewordgarden.freeforums.org/ The Garden is an awesome place, and we'd love to chat with you! I, EssaTheTwerp, have challenged myself! I'm proud to be a part of the HPFC forum. Name: Essa Favorite movie: The Others, Avatar, Breakfest Club, The Hangover, Yes Man, Love Actually, and Holes, among others Favorite TV show: Friends, Pysch, That 70's Show, Project Runway, So You Think You Can Dance, How I Met Your Mother, The Bachelor (Oh dont look at me like that, I love the crap on it!), and True Beauty Age: 22 Real Life Friends: Emily, who I've known since preschool day one. We've been there for each other through thick and thin including the day she got pregnant...I am Godmother to her son and absolutely love him! Beth who I have known since high school. We talk on the phone all the time and have a weekly get-together which consists of lots and lots of cookies! Cassie is another one of my friends who I met when I (very) briefly worked at her family's deli. Jorie and Travis, who're one of those couples that are joined at the fuckin' hip. Simon is a Brit, and I absolutely adore his accent! It makes me giggle! And Howie and Connor are twins. And if you've ever met twins, you know how weird they are...still not sure why I hang out with them. Maybe because they're totally buff? Me and my wife love to stare at their arms. ;) Fanfiction Friends: laurazuleta18, Stealth_Liberal, mel.wolfgirl, MidnightEmberMisery, lavender sunset, Swimming cutie xoxo, and others who I'm too lazy to think of... Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympian series, Harry Potter series, House of Night series, Thirteen Reasons Why, anything by Sarah Dessen, Holes, Cut, and Stalker Girl Update 12/20/11 - Things have been soooooooooooo damn busy. I write when I can. I have four babies. *harrumphs* Things are hard, but I'm working at it! :P Update 05/29/11 - I'M A MOM!!!! :D Update 05/08/11 - I am SO sorry about the lack of updates. Life has been...it's been crazy, to say the least. I'm to be a mothert in 28 DAYS. 28. Yes, you read that right...so I'm hoping at at least some of you understand what's going on. :) Update 03/31/11 - Wow, okay, I am in shock right now! My story Never Knew When, Never Knew How won Third Place at the Passionate About Paul Contest! I am so happy and thankful to all those that voted and I just wanted to say thank you again and again and again! Here is the banner that was made for it. Update 1/16/11 - Okay, whew! I just finished the new Potter chapter, and thank gosh! THANK GOSH! It is a big weight off my shoulders! That chapter was mean to me. It was so growly, sooo growly. And mean. I didn't like it. *froths at mouth as chapter three glares her down* Update 1/14/11 - *glomps* I am so behind in chapter-writing that it's just plain sad. I feel terrible, and I am working hard to get the next chapter of Potter out!!! I am out to type-typing, I pwomise! Update 1/4/11 - I knoooow I haven't been on in a LONG time, but I was busy with my new spouse!! *waggles eyebrows* I promise an update soon. :D I promise! Update 12/12/10 - I have the chapter completely finished!! YAY! I just have to wait for my lovely beta, GNPotter, to polish it and then it will be ready for you lovely readers!! Update 12/11/10 - So there's...thirteen days till the big wedding! I'm going crazy, to tell you the truth! I'm hoping to get ya'll a chapter by tomorrow or the next day, so cross your fingers! :D Update 11/29/10 - Okay, yeah, I know. I keep saying I'm back, and then I dissapear again. Basically, my wedding is in...five weeks when it was originally planned for October of NEXT YEAR. So I've been busy with that, lol! :D I'll have a chapter out tomorrow, hopefully, or at least the day after next. Update 11/3/10 - I'm baaack! For real this time, lol. Although writing may be a little slow...um two, maybe three, updates a week. Update 10/26/10 - I'm feeling so, so much better! Everything is going pretty good right now, so I'm happy! :D I will be starting a Quil/Claire fic in November because of something called NaNoWriMo (Google it, it's awesome) and I'm also in the process of continuing my Harry Potter Reads series, which I am thoroghly enjoying! So hugs to all! *blows kisses* Update 9/30/10 - Going... to die... trying to... write... another chapter... Update 9/16/10 - Sorry for the delay in posting. Sigh. I've been SICK. Like, terrible, horrible sick, which is kind of a result from the surgery I've recently had, so I've been in the hospital... I have my laptop, so I've been doing some stuff, but I can't get it in me to write too much... I've been getting better, though, so I'm pretty sure there'll be an update tomorrow! :D Update 9/7/10 - I've posted the first story in a series of eight, Harry Potter Reads The Philosopher's Stone. I am American, so I know the the Sorcer's Stone version, but I am getting the chapters from the British version so I though I'd just go along with it! :D I'm really excited for this, though, and I want to thank everyone for all the support I'm getting! My family - So maybe know one cares, but I do, so what the hell! I'm going to tell you about my crazy family! And, yes, you'll notice the names changed... ;) At first, I made up similar first names cause I usually just call them by their nicknames and BS last names, but I figured SCREW IT! So, here are their real first names! Mother: Janie Flower Photobucket account!This is to my photobucket account, as you could probably tell, and it has pics of all my characters. Here are some stories that I love, and authors that you need to check out: The Leah Chronicles by laurazuleta18. She's awesome, and her story is totally addictive! The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System Anything by yay4shanghai! The chica is talented. Anything by MidnightEmberMisery, who I absolutely adore! There's mel.wolfgirl has some of the most well-written, original fics EVER! Seriously, you will not regret reading her stories! And I beta this one story by lavender sunset called Maniacal, it is absolutely fantastic! No words could do this story justice. | |||||||||
1. Their Little Brother reviewsThe five eldest Weasley boys gather around Ron's deathbed, and lament on the brother they should watched a little more closely. "This shouldn't be him. It... we were all older than him. We were supposed to protect him." AU Weasley-BondingHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-18-12 - Ron W. & Percy W. - Complete2. Harry Potter Reads the Prisoner of Azkaban » reviewsThe Trio, the Weasleys, Draco, Tonks, Remus, Sirius, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Mad-Eye, Fleur, Luna, and Neville read the third book in a magical room where time stands still. What secrets will they discover? What drama will unfold?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,556 - Reviews: 186 - Updated: 3-2-12 - Published: 11-13-11 - Harry P. & Sirius B.3. Harry Potter Reads the Chamber of Secrets » reviewsHarry, Hermione, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Lupin, Sirius, Neville, Tonks, Draco and the Weasleys read Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets in a magical room where time stands still. What secrets will they discover about each other? Cannon pairings.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 155,318 - Reviews: 439 - Updated: 11-13-11 - Published: 12-22-10 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete4. Two Winters and a Summer » reviewsShannon was completely in love with Embry, one of the three who chose his own path. When he brings her to meet the pack, Collin imprints and she is forced into an imprint's life - that of a prisoner. Her desperation to escape leads to his own madness.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,197 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 10-29-11 - Published: 4-17-11 - Collin & Embry - Complete5. Drowning reviewsSeamus was never the same after the Battle...so he drowned himself in alcohol. Written for The Baa Baa Black Sheep competition on the Harry Potter FanFiction Challenges forum.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-22-11 - Seamus F. - Complete6. I See You reviewsVictoire Weasley...the lunatic of the family, diagnosed with Fregoli delusion at the tender age of nineteen. 'Everyone was someone else. It got confusing, even to her.'Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-16-11 - Victoire W. - Complete7. The Imprinting Poem reviewsAn ode to some of the odd imprint situations thought of by the lovely writers of Twilight Fanfiction.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-23-11 - Complete8. Moments reviewsFor Angelina and Demelza, their life is full of moments...hundreds and thousands of them. Here are some of the ones that mattered. Mew and Mor Weird Pairing. T for sexual implications and mild langauge. One-shot. Femmeslash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-4-11 - Angelina J. & Demelza R. - Complete9. Silent Memories reviewsEven though he was a married man, even though she was six years younger than he...they loved each other. A Mew and More Weird Pairing. Drabble.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-26-11 - Bill W. & Katie B. - Complete10. Different and the Same reviewsA Weasley? How could be be in love with a Weasley? And how could HE be in love with a Malfoy? Written for Mew and Mor's Weird Pairing Challenge on HPFC.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-25-11 - Fred W. & Scorpius M. - Complete11. In Between reviews'But if they were telling the truth, that meant He was back. A shiver of terror wrapped around Percy's body like a suffocating blanket. He couldn't make himself accept that Voldemort was back.' Percy contemplates leaving his family in OotP. One-shotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-25-11 - Percy W. - Complete12. The Sorting reviewsOne-shot observing the Sorting of each New Generation child. Rated T for minor language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-23-11 - Sorting Hat & Teddy L. - Complete13. Anyway reviewsThey all hated something, but it was for their wolves...so they put up with it anyway.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-19-11 - Emily & Kim - Complete14. Wow: A Tragic Little Tale » reviewsThey were normal. They were going to go to college, have a future, and hopefully get married one day. Leah wished that things could have been that easy. But her story was just a tragic little tale. Pre-Twilight, half-lemons. L/S. Wow: Book One. Complete.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,200 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 6-17-11 - Published: 12-17-10 - Leah & Sam - Complete15. One Hundred Fifty reviewsThe story of Brady's life in 150 prompts...from his early childhood to the day he phased, from the day he imprinted to the day she gave birth to his child. Written for mel.wolfgirl's Brady One-shot Challenge. Mentions of sex and minor language.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-2-11 - Brady - Complete16. Beginning to End reviews55 prompts telling the whirlwind tale of Victoire Weasley and Teddy Lupin, from the first kiss to the last breath.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-18-11 - Teddy L. & Victoire W. - Complete17. Please, Let Me Be Yours reviewsLeah knows that anything can happen, good or bad, so why does it hit her so damn hard when she loses the best part of her life - Embry. Written for laurazuleta18. One-shot, rated M for language and mentions of nudity.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-2-11 - Embry & Leah - Complete18. Never Knew When, Never Knew How reviewsPaul loved his Laura. And on a day like that, he just wanted to kiss her and hold her in his arms...too bad she's pissed at him. Of course, they always had an...interesting way of resolving their problems. Passionate About Paul Contest Entry, AU, Lemon.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-24-11 - Paul - Complete19. Five Kinds of Love reviewsSeth loved a lot of people in a lot of differnt ways, but there were five kinds of love that affected him most of all. Puppy Love, Maternal Love, Brotherly Love, Self-Love, even Unconditional Love. They all mean something...the Beta knows what. One-shot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-14-11 - Seth - Complete20. Harry Potter Reads the Philosopher's Stone » reviewsHarry, Hermione, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Lupin, Sirius, Tonks, Ron and the rest of the Weasleys are transported to a room where time stands still to read all of the seven Harry Potter books. But...who brought them there and why? Cannon pairings. Complete.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 145,901 - Reviews: 414 - Updated: 12-13-10 - Published: 9-6-10 - Harry P. & Albus D. - Complete21. Full Moon reviewsKim is frustrated...what's wrong with Jared? He wants to tell her that he's a werewolf, but doesn't know how...she's the love of his life, what if he were to lose her? One-shot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-25-10 - Jared & Kim - Complete22. Nailed Shut reviewsA poem about Emily... she had sewn her own coffin shut.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-25-10 - Emily & Sam - Complete23. The Overflowing Cauldron reviewsAnd then she did something that would shock Sam for years to come. She lifted her hand again and pressed it to his cheek, and she started to comfort him. Rated T just in case. One-shot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-25-10 - Emily & Sam - Complete24. Trick or Treat reviewsKim decides Jared needs both a treat, and a trick, for Halloween... Rated T for suggestive themes. One-shot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-25-10 - Jared & Kim - Complete25. The Frayed Edges of a Rising Sun » reviewsFreddie Call imprints on Maribel Castillo, the daughter of a man involved with the mafia. Will he find a way to meet and talk to her? A story about fighting for love and breaking down barriers. Written in the universe created by yay4shanghai. Complete.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,833 - Reviews: 205 - Updated: 8-31-10 - Published: 2-2-10 - Embry - Complete26. Live Life, Love Imprinting » reviewsGwen and Seth are best friends, but nothing more. When Seth comes down ill and returns to school sometime later he imprints on her... Add to the fact that Leah will imprint on a dear friend of Gwen's and things get bumpy. Rated M for slightly dark theme.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,534 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 7-31-10 - Published: 7-19-09 - Seth & Leah - Complete27. Defining Destiny » reviewsPaul has imprinted on Rachel Black, infamous for her firey attitude. She hates anything to do with La Push, including him. Paul never wanted to imprint, but he can't seem to keep away. The path they take isn't easy. Who ever said easy meant fun? Complete.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,033 - Reviews: 217 - Updated: 7-17-10 - Published: 6-17-09 - Paul & Rachel - Complete28. The Sorting of Dolores Umbridge reviewsThe Sorting Hat wants to relax a bit after a long night, but when his last student is one Dolores Umbridge, he's even more troubled than usual by her thoughts.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-11-10 - Dolores U. & Sorting Hat - Complete29. Breathing reviewsBree Tanner is scared and alone, trying to forget the cruelty of her father. Little did she know the outside world was just as bad. Written for 'The Life and Times of Bree Tanner' contest on Project Team Beta. Rated T just in case.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-1-10 - Bree - Complete30. The Overdue Sacking of Dolores Umbridge reviewsKingsley Shacklebolt is minister, and it is his duty to detect the wizards involved in Voldemort's former plans. Once he's rounded up all the Death Eater's he needs to start on the still employed ministry workers... and he starts with Dolores Umbridge.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-22-10 - Dolores U. & Kingsley S. - Complete31. The World as we Knew It » reviewsAngie and Collin are back with startling news, news that could shatter their happiness forever. When Angie finds her emotions being tested and her life on the line, she must come to new revelations and find new strength the pack never imagined she had.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,055 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 4-29-10 - Published: 10-29-09 - Collin & Seth - Complete32. Wrapped Around Her Little Fingers reviewsYou'd be surprised to find that Renesmee has all of us wrapped around her little fingers." A one-shot told from eight different point of views. It shows how Renesmee wound her way through each of the Cullen's hearts.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-4-10 - Edward & Jacob - Complete33. I'm an Angel's Lover » reviewsWhat if Bella had died from the cliff diving incident? Edward went to Volterra to kill himself, but Bella comes back as an angel. There's only one problem... she only appears to Edward. His family thinks he's insane. COMPLETETwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 12-27-09 - Published: 9-2-09 - Edward & Bella - Complete34. Quil & Claire's Letters » reviewsWhen Quil finally tells Claire the truth she refuses to talk to him. He starts to write letters to her to let her know how much he cares. She eventually writes back. While reading each other's words, they both realize how much they really love each other.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 12-26-09 - Published: 9-13-09 - Claire & Quil Jr. - Complete35. If Only I Were Lucky Enough » reviewsSam would always be with me, whether I liked it or not, because I had once given my heart, my soul, everything, to him. He had thrown them back, and now I was stuck with the memories. Leah POVTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-17-09 - Published: 11-14-09 - Leah - Complete36. Will There Ever be a Happy Ending? » reviewsAlyssa's life isn't perfect. It hasn't been for a long time. But when she meet's Brady, everything changes. Will he be the one to make her eternally happy, or will he crush every hope she's managed to create? Finished!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 5-5-09 - Brady - Complete37. Never Too Young for Love » reviewsCollin imprints on Angie, whose over-protective older brother is Embry. Will things work out when so many forces try to pry them apart? There's one more thing... Angie's twelve. What's it like growing up wolf? *Being re-vamped, second chapter is up!*Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 92,058 - Reviews: 272 - Updated: 10-28-09 - Published: 4-12-09 - Embry & Collin - Complete38. Letting Go reviewsIn this one-shot, we find out why Sam had to let Leah go, and we witness as Leah herself finally lets Sam go...Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-18-09 - Leah & Sam - Complete39. The Twilight Poems » reviewsThere is a poem for Jacob, Jasper, Bella, Edward, Nessie, Emmett, and Alice!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-19-09 - Published: 6-17-09 - Complete40. A List of Things Rosalie Can Never do to Jacob » reviewsThe title says it all, but it's not like Rosalie knew it would be an angry Puerto Rican doctor! And she didn't intend for the duck to want to marry him! The divorce was finalized! My attempt at humor.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-18-09 - Published: 5-9-09 - Jacob & Rosalie - Complete41. Waiting For the Wolves reviewsI was worried. No, I was beyond worried. I was terrified for them. For him. If he didn't come back... My heart stopped just thinking of that possibility.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-25-09 - Emily & Kim - Complete42. Charlie's Death reviewsAlice has a vision of Charlie dying, and Bella is devastated. Will she finally tell him the whole truth about her life, or let him pass away in the dark? One-shot written in early author days.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-22-09 - Bella & Charlie S. - Complete
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