SnapesLvK
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since: 04-10-09, id: 1895867, Profile Updated: 12-27-10
country: Finland
Author has written 8 stories for Misc. Movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Disney, Princess Diaries, and Sweeney Todd.

Well.. hello!

I'm a goth girl from Finland. I speak good Finnish and Swedish and a little bit German and English.

I'm really a fan of disney villains and Maleficent and Cruella de Vil are my favourites. And Ursula is also nice. :)

Favourite pairings:

Maleficent/Jafar

Ursula/Triton

Severus Snape/OC

Jack Sparrow/OC

Hector Barbossa/OC

Sweeney Todd/Nellie Lovett

James Hook/OC

Dracula/OC

Clarisse/Joseph

Haha.. I know, pretty much OC. ^^

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorectic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard/bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (hihi true)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

"Tears are words the heart can't express."

"Life is like a rainbow. You need both the sun and the rain to make its colors appear."

"The sudden disappointement of a hope leaves a scar which the ultimate fulfillment of that hope never entirely removes."

"To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone."

"It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to love someone, but to forget someone takes a life time."

"To love and to be loved is to feel the sun from both sides."

"Don't say you love me unless you really mean it cause i might do something crazy like believe it."

"I'm not crying over what you said. It's what you didn't say that hurts the most."

"Forget the risk, take the fall. If it's meant to be, it's worth it all."

"I've seen the face of evil, i looked into its eyes seen it staring back at me. But the face has always been a man's face, a human's face. I've always believed that evil is born in a cold heart and a week mind."

"The darkness that surrounds us cannot hurt us. It is the darkness in your own heart you should fear."

"Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven."

I just love this poem, it's so beautiful!It is by Johnna Mary Pucket

I can see your shadow, but it's fading

I can hear your whispers, but they're fading

I can smell your passion, but it's fading

I can taste your kiss, but it's fading

I can reach for you, but you're fading

I can feel your beating heart, but the beats are fading

I can walk by your side, but the cares are fading

I can feel your arms around me, but your grip is fading

I can dry your tears, but the cries are fading

I love you but my love, you are fading

I know you think I'm freaky
Go analyse me
But in my heart I know
A Gothic is what I want to be

Goths have a different world view and look,
So never judge a cover by its book.


1. Snapes Leonora von Katz » reviews
Leonora är en häxa från Tyskland som ska gå sitt sista skolår på Hogwarts. Där träffar hon sin farmor Minerva, får en ny vän Sophia och faller för Snape. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Swedish - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,099 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-19-12 - Published: 8-6-10 - OC & Severus S.
2. Kalkaroksen ilona » reviews
Eka ficci suomeks. :D Ilona Mustapolku on Tylypahkan uusi parantaja ja kotoisin suomesta. Tietty hän ihastuu heti Kalkarokseen, mutta tapaa myös erään toisen komistuksen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Finnish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-20-11 - Published: 7-27-11 - Severus S. & OC
3. Ursula's love » reviews
Ursula has always wanted to rule the sea. Now she has a plan! She just has to make Triton love her and take control. But her plan is not going to work as she thinks. And what will Maleficent and Jafar or the other villains say to that? R&R
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-20-11 - Published: 11-20-10 - Complete
4. Lay all your love on me reviews
This story has a video too. Clarisse Joseph. C & J had a fight and now they miss each other already. One shot.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-23-11 - Clarisse R. & Joe - Complete
5. Clarisse and Joseph reviews
This happens after Clarisse and Joseph dance in princess diaries 2. They have their first kiss! R&R
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-27-10 - Clarisse R. & Joe
6. My treasure » reviews
Barbossa finds a woman on an island. She hates pirates and can't remember her past, but why does she carry aztec gold with her? Read to find out! R&R : My first story in english so don't be cruel.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-22-10 - Published: 8-28-10 - Hector B. - Complete
7. En dejt med en idol »
Melanie Vinner en dejt med sin största idol Sweeney Todd. Hon har två veckor tid på sig att ta sig till Fleet street från Grekland. Hector Barbossa lovar ta henne till London. Hector Barbossa/OC/Sweeney Todd.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - Swedish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,174 - Updated: 7-11-10 - Published: 5-23-10 - Hector B. & Sweeney T.
8. Skönheten och odjuret på Hogwarts » reviews
Estelle är en häxa som vill bli trolldryckslärare på Hogwarts. James Hook, Jack Sparrow, Hector Barbossa, Nellie Lovett, Sweeney Todd och Dracula är inblandade och så alla Hogwarts typer förståss. Snape har en ganska stor roll här. Humor vid högsta grad!
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - Swedish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,214 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-27-10 - Published: 2-28-10 - Complete
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