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I'll start out by saying that I mostly write Viva Pinata fanfiction. And not the way most people would see Viva Pinata. I take the elements of Viva Pinata (Mostly just the species) and add them to my own storylines. Most of them are in a fantasy/science fictional atmosphere, but I do occasionally like to write about down to earth stuff as well (If you can imagine that with Viva Pinata, I wish you luck with that).

The following fanfictions upcoming(#), started up(-), Finished(1), and Dead/Hiatus(0) are:
1A New Beginning (Pretty much my first REAL fanfic, it's my most unoriginal seeing as it's pinatas VS. sours.)

0The Other World (The side-sequel to A New Beginning)

0The Vengeance of Tyranny (The follow-up sequel to A New Beginning)

0The Fall of Tyranny (The sequel to Vengeance and Other World, wrapping up the story.)

1World Warzone I: Revelations

0World Warzone II: Rebirth (Obvious sequel)

#World Warzone III: Revenge (Working title, Obvious sequel)

#World Warzone: IV: Revival (Obvious sequel)

0Into the Future (A fanfic about a fudgehog and his horriendious journey to the furture.)

#Into the Future II (More info later)

0The Fight for Survival (A fanfic about a mallowolf's escape from oppression.)

0CreepyCraft (My attempt at a Minecraft Creepypasta.)

0The Fall of Pinky Pie (A MLP:FiM fanfic)

0Duskfall (A MLP:FiM self-insert fanfic) [name/character change pending]

-Conquestria (My attempt to combine my love for writing war stories and ponies, World Warzone readers, you'll eat this stuff up!)

Anyways, more about me:

I take a huge interest in music. And not that lame mainstream stuff you probably listen too! ...At least not most of the time. I like metal music, and most of it's sub genres. Except for -Core music, I'll let some metalcore slip by, but it requires some explaining. I also take interest in Post rock/Ambient/Easy listening stuff, It's a great genre(s) so seriously look some of that stuff up sometime. I also have a Last.FM account if you wanna see what kind of music inspires me! http://www.last.fm/user/Pretzhog

There's probably not a moment in my life where I'm not inspired (Don't get that confused with motivated or I'll have to slap you, lol). I've had some other ideas to write (Fanfic) short stories or spin-offs (What-if's) of my current fanfics, but never really put in the effort to finish them. Still, you can probably look forward to the above mentioned fanfics ALL being posted sometime by the end of the year... Hopefully. (The one's that are started up already)

QUESTIONS:

Q: Why'd you start writing? In a serious sense I mean.

A: That's a good question! I eventually picked it up during my sophomore year in high school as a way to jot down my ideas instead of keeping them all in my head. Granted, it sucked pretty bad at first, seeing as my sentences were bland with bland sauce on top. But eventually I worked my way up the skill ladder, and I still am now. I hope to improve upon my writing even more!

Q: Why'd you want to share your ideas? I mean, come on, isn't writing Viva Pinata fanfiction a little embarrassing for you? Even in the least?

A: Well at first I only shared my ideas will my close friends, who were online. This was back when my writing absolutely sucked. Eventually as I improved on the writing part, I wanted to improve on my audience as well. So far it's been a difficult battle to find avid readers, but I still hopelessly hang in there. As for the embarrassment issue, yeah, I do feel slightly uncomfortable talking about it with others in real life, given my appearance and age, But really, what do I have to lose? Pretty much everyone thinks I'm a loser. (Not trying to sound emo in the least! Lol.)

Q: Um... Why Viva Pinata anyways?

A: Heh, I hate to admit it, but I found the show and game unbelievably cute and colorful. Eye candy really, lol. And you're probably thinking why I took something cute and adorable and put it in a dark setting? Well if I had to write cute and cuddly 24/7 I'd probably go nuts and put myself out of my misery in a very violent way. But that's not the only reason, it's easier to write with something I'm more familiar with, I mean writing about humans doesn't really appeal to me much as pinatas do (Lolwut?). I mean I don't like EVERY species in the Viva Pinata universe, but I do have a select few that my fanfics easily made obvious.

Q: Will you read my story/fanfic?

A: Mostly likely not, though there IS room for negotiation. I'll read your story if you read one of mine. I'll throw in my opinion of what I thought about your story if you do the same for mine. I don't do freebies often. Unless I randomly happen upon a piece that has the power to irk a sentence or two of praise out of me.

Q: Will you advertise my writings on your profile?

A: It's a bit too early for that, but when I start getting more traffic, I'll think about it. Though I don't want to be plastering stuff up here that has the working of a grade schooler written all over. So before you ask, make sure your fanfic's in gear first.

Q: Will you get mad if I point out a typo in your writing in my review?

A: Not at all! And by all means, don't hesitate to point out every single typo/error you find! I strive to get better with my writing and I can use all the help I can get to improve.

Q: What's with the My Little Pony crap?

A: The new series Friendship is Magic is AWESOME, about 20,000% cooler than the older generations... I'm probably gonna focus on ponies for awhile, sorry pinata fans (If there were any...) But I'll be seeing the pony stories from start to finish before I go back to my pinata stories! If you're new to the pony stuff, I suggest you check out episode 25 of Friendship is Magic and you'll see why not only girls like it!

Q: What's your opinion on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic "Shipping?"

A: I try to avoid it as much as possible, especially the stereotypical F/F shipping in between the mane cast. Not because I'm against homosexuality, but because it brings the whole characters... Well, out of character and I find it very disrespecting to the characters themselves. I can't take any of the shipping seriously, and I doubt I ever will.

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