Megan McAlistair
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since: 04-10-09, id: 1896615, Profile Updated: 07-20-11
country: Germany
Author has written 31 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, Misc. Movies, Misc. Games, Teen Titans, Fullmetal Alchemist, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Parodies and Spoofs, Ninja Turtles, Twilight, Stargate: Atlantis, Tin Man, Misc. Books, Justice League, and Ferngully.

Well I really am a person that has only finished one story so far. (Well, before I got to FFnet)

And that was a Wesley-Crusher-fanstory, requested by a friend.

God I'm so pathetic.

I'm realiably unrealiable.

I also like making up things. Weird names (Wünzelhausen), weird reasons (he was abducted by smurfs) and weird songs (Can't You See My Strife)

I like (and have started stories about): Harry Potter (it involves a werewolf that I'm tempted to rename Oz), Lord of the Rings (embarrassing Legolas stories, I was so naive back then), Star Wars (Clone Wars, too), Star Trek (Mary-Sue included), Stargate (all except Infinity... and Universe I'm still figuring out), Eragon (that story is actually still on my active list and pretty good (I think)), Twilight (seriously, who HASN'T?), Naruto (REALLY old), Bleach (OLD as well), Skulduggery Pleasant (my first story ever published), Batman (the Nolan-verse, geez, I LOVE this one), Avatar (no, not Airbender, the James Cameron movie), Teen Titans (it all started with my friend saying I am "so Starfire"), Hellboy (he has a tail, before that movie I didn't know I was a sucker for tails), X-Men (I first watched X2 and only because Nightcrawler has a tail, I'm so weird), TMNT (never saw it as a kid though...), Desperate Housewives (Yes, I know... but it's so absurd, the whole series is absurd enough to make it watchable), Tin Man (Don't mess with the Cain!), Yu Gi Oh (one of the franchises where it's hard to find a pairing that's NOT named) and last but not least:Buffy the Vampire Slayer (because you keep noticing references to it all around you and they just make you curious)

I am always obsessed with one thing at a time.

Current obsession: Harry Potter (after the movie made me cry more than all the Bollywood movies I've seen so far combined... all the ideas started sparking up again)

Screw the canon, I have fanfiction.net!

Just one quick thing: I know what it's like to watch a show/read a book(-series)/watch a movie(-series) and have your favourite character die. It's happened much too often for me. That is why I have become an expert at Resurrection/He was never really dead - Stories. They often make sense and are always above "It wasn't really him, it was his twin" or "he just magically survived having a bridge dropped on him" or even "magical all-powerful beings rescued him... you know... 'cause they sometimes do that"*caugh*Daniel Jackson*caugh*.

So if you are ever dissatisfied with a characters death, just ask me and I will give you a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why that character was never really dead to begin with/resurrected. Then you can hit your forehead, laugh and shake your head while asking yourself how you could have missed that because it was so obvious and you defenitely expect the character to reappear in a sequel with exactly that explanation. The more familiar I am with the franchise the better (though if I don't know it at all I will inform myself as well as possible, maybe ask a few questions).


1. What makes us stronger
Crysta has lost her magic. To reclaim it she must find strength. But there is only one place where she can find that: Sydney. Rated M for later chapters
Ferngully - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Published: 6-17-12 - Crysta
2. Just a Sapling reviews
In a lifetime of awakenings, this was a new one... Oneshot about the strange impulses one gets when being in love
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-19-11 - Cain & DG - Complete
3. Abysmare reviews
It is a painful experience when Cain finally sees DG's feelings for what they are: dangerous.
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-8-11 - Cain & DG - Complete
4. The Seven not so Deadly Sins » reviews
This is a short fic about the little sins our favourite superhero team indulges in when they have some time to spare. Because in the end they're all just hum- ...err. None of them is a robot.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-3-11 - Published: 10-10-11 - Complete
5. Moment of Trust reviews
A short about the three moments that changed everything, and the one that didn't happen. About Todd, John and Ronon just two characters are too few and I couldn't choose
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-24-11 - Complete
6. Screw Conformity reviews
Everybody loves pranks, everybody loves anti-humour. The Joker prefers anti-anti-humour. A little Oneshot, non-graphic death. No soap, radio.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-27-11 - Joker - Complete
7. The Death of General Zero reviews
Alone and without hope of getting away, Zero faces his inner demons and realizes there is only one thing that can save him now... Wyatt Cain - a oneshot set directly after the end of the series, translation of "Der Tod von General Zero"
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-16-11 - Zero - Complete
8. Der Tod von General Zero
Allein und ohne Aussicht auf Flucht stellt sich Zero seinen Dämonen und begreift bald, dass er nur eine Aussicht auf Rettung hat... Wyatt Cain - ein Oneshot, der direkt nach der Serie ansetzt
Tin Man - Rated: K - German - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Published: 7-14-11 - Zero - Complete
9. A little bit of helplessness reviews
Right and wrong are concepts often left to philosophy. In school math however there are clear rules. But who says those rules are always right? oneshot on gifted children, translation of "Ein kleines Bisschen Hilflosigkeit"
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-14-11 - Complete
10. Ein kleines Bisschen Hilflosigkeit
Richtig und falsch sind Konzepte, die oft der Philosophie überlassen werden. In der Unterstufenmathematik allerdings gibt es ganz klare Regeln. Aber wer sagt, dass die Regeln richtig sind? Hochbegabten Oneshot
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - German - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Published: 7-14-11 - Complete
11. So many Stars above the Earth reviews
Set after the end of the series. One unusual night that breaks up the dull imprisonment routine for Todd.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-25-11 - Todd & John S. - Complete
12. Blood isn't green » reviews
One night Robin gets turned into a vampire. Soon he learns that being alive is a simple matter of attitude.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 4-9-11 - Published: 2-14-10 - Robin
13. Misunderstand Me reviews
Cain overhears a conversation between Glitch and DG, finding himself surprised at its content. The kind of silly little ficlet that we all know and love.
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-26-10 - Cain - Complete
14. Pacemaker reviews
Cain contemplates his development. Cain/DG if you want it to.
Tin Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-10 - Cain - Complete
15. Whalemare reviews
Rodney's had a weird nightmare and is sharing it with Sheppard. Just a little random goof.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-6-10 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete
16. Deja Wraith reviews
My take on what they are going to do to keep Todd from starving on earth. A short and goofy ficlet.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-2-10 - Rodney M. & John S. - Complete
17. Thanking a Wraith reviews
Todd is stranded on earth, sulking and Jeannie finds herself in a dilemma. She knows what needs to be done but not how to go about doing it. Set after Enemy at the Gate.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-27-10 - Jeannie M. & Todd - Complete
18. Four Seasons » reviews
Four shorties about the seasons and how they stand for each brother.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-23-10 - Published: 10-23-10 - Complete
19. Carlisle's torment reviews
A songfic to The Bird and the Worm by The Used. Carlisle suffers as the venom slowly burns through his body, set back then when he was turned.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-21-10 - Carlisle - Complete
20. Ways of Communication » reviews
With Batman an assumed murderer and Gordon supposedly hunting him no one can know that they are still working together. A few short ficlets about my take on how they manage that. Rated T to be safe
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-21-10 - Published: 3-27-10 - J. Gordon & Bruce W./Batman
21. As I'd want it to be » reviews
My thoughts what will be in book four. Just drabbles really. Short and amusing
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-2-10 - Published: 12-7-09 - Complete
22. Flinch reviews
Donnie contemplates his role as a leader. Set during the 2007 movie. Exact time explained inside.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-24-10 - Donatello - Complete
23. Terra as in terrapin »
When on a saturday the turtles get an unusual visitor and when that visitor wants to present them with a very special gift, feelings are touched that the brothers have ignored for a long time. In the end, everyone needs a mother.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,762 - Updated: 8-15-10 - Published: 8-3-10
24. Has to be trolling reviews
I've had this PM exchange with someone. But is that person trolling? Is the conversation faked? I just had to share this with you.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-2-10 - Complete
25. Scatman und Robyn »
Die Stämme Robyn hat gerade auf W57 angefangen und ist ein absoluter Noob. Sie hat gerade einen Stamm auf sich aufmerksam machen können, als Scatman anfängt, sie zu farmen. Aber sie lässt sich nicht so leicht unterkriegen
Misc. Games - Rated: K - German - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,052 - Updated: 4-9-10 - Published: 12-28-09
26. Plat of mine reviews
You're very skilled, it doesn't hurt one bit", Ed admitted. He thought back at when Al had done it the first time. It was a painful memory. I've had a lot of practise", Major Armstrong rumbled. - Aren't conversations more fun when taken out of context?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-1-10 - Edward E. & Alex A. - Complete
27. Erinner dich für drei Tage
Sowas, wie ein Tagebucheintrag von mir. In Games, weil es um die Stämme geht. Nicht fair. Absolut nicht. Rated T, weil ich paranoid bin und mich mit diesen verdammten englischen Ratings nicht auskenne.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - German - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Published: 2-5-10 - Complete
28. Great like that reviews
When Jinx feels lonely she realizes that she has great and funny people to cheer her up. Jinx' POV. Oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-3-10 - Jinx - Complete
29. Talk to me please? » reviews
When Kyd Wykkyd meets the girl he is supposed to kidnap his whole world changes it's colours. Set after Titans Together. Pairing Kyd/OC, but not a Mary-Sue
Teen Titans - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,900 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-27-10 - Published: 1-16-10 - Kyd Wykkyd - Complete
30. The Lucky One
The Prestige Not your ordinary bit of long, boring and emotional poetry. These verses are short as I've actually written them while watching the movie. Try guessing what I mean with every one.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Published: 12-26-09 - Complete
31. Streaks of Holly Blue » reviews
Valkyrie feels bad after Skulduggery is gone. But fortunately she has a good friend at her disposal to cheer her up.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-20-09 - Published: 12-9-09 - Complete