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Mellie TelmaxP
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since: 04-12-09, id: 1898285, Profile Updated: 10-10-09
country: Iceland
Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and One Piece.

Uhm...yeah...

I'm an avid reader...my favourites are Naruto and One Piece yaoi fanficsXD SasuNaru and ZoSan

I'm mostly into either cute/hot oneshots or good/exiting/deep adventure fics...

There are few things I cant stand in fanfics and they are, in order:

When the author makes the characters diss one of the main pairing settings (i.e. yaoi, yuri, hentai)

Harem fics.(mostly couse theyr all so badly done. their all so 'OMG he's hot, im gonna fuck him raw and not care if he has 20 other girls...), I can stand it if its done well, and with an actuall conection, and perferably with less people involved.(like 2-3...6 is pushing it)

Grammar errors. Need I say more?

When the plot is really good but its destroyed by either poor writing and detail work, or pairing issues (meaning the pairing dosent fit in, or is badly done. Or both)

My favourite pairings are:

SasuNaru

ItaSasuNaru

ShikaNaru

Most-hot-badass-guys/Naru (XD)

KakaIru (sidepairing)

KibaHina (sidepairing)

Pairing I dont really like (no offence to anyone)

NaruHina

NaruSaku

SasuSaku

Nau/Any orlder female (especially Tsunade or Kurenai...or Anko)

Fem Naru anything

Naru/femKyuubi

Fem anyone whos male/ anyone else

( \_/ ) This is Bunny
( X.X ) Copy and Paste this Bunny to your profile
(_) (_) to help him gain world domination!!

Come on, you gotta have the bunny...;P

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bed room for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

This is seriously important, please do your part to stop it

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Sasuke, and Gaara.

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? SASUNARU or Any-badass-hot-male/Naru

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? yaoi, definately

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Nope...wanna though

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. lesse, I'v got a Gaara plushie, Gaara pillow (its his headXP), Konoha fingerless gloves, Suna headband, a few kunai, a kunai necklace and phone hangy thingy, ats about it...

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? no...not really...

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina, i gag on NaruHina

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru, I can handle SasuSaku if its only barely mentioned as a side pairing...

9) Which team is your favorite? Probably Team 7 or the Sannin

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Idonno

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Hell yeah. (isn't that proven?)

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Tobi!! and Itachi...and Madara, and Zetsu, he's awsome

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke, even though he can be an ass...

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No, seen most the Naruto episodes, and most the Shippuuden...not all

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? Nope...been meaning to though

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? He could...

17) Sub or dub? Sub all the way! Dub has a tendency to only have like three voices for the entirety of the worlds anime.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura.

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny? Awsome, though sometimes annoying.

20) Do you even know who Tobi is? Tobi! The Akatsuki member in the orange mask! He's a good boy.

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Neither really...He's sorta like thet guy you see at the gym, that you think is nice but never actually want to get to know.

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? hmmmm...well, there is the issue of Naru's Orioke no jutsu...hmmmmmm...

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? AWESOME!! somewhat annoying, more annoying really. But awsome nonetheless

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how? Naruto. It would be cool if he had this well-traveled type personality. Rather, himself just more mature and quiet...and dressed like his dad.

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? -nods head- I love them.

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions? Not yet, have them floating around though

27) Do you like lemons? Yes. Only yaoi lemons though

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom knows im into anime. shes heard of Naruto. She knows nothing else (I think. its creepy how parents do that)

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? no, been meaning to though

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? nope

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Havent had the chance yet

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it? Yeah! I was doodeling Kakashi,

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this? No...don't think any of my teachers would though

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? Yes to life no to grades, the grades were already effected

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No. nowhere to buy Naruto stuff here (Iceland...its a windy hell)

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? naaaa...

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Not really...I like him dead...or time travelling...

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? I cna doodle kakashi and chibi-Deidra...that is the limit of my artistic talent though...

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal? well, depends really...smirks pervetedly

40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Nope, might if I actually get to writing something.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Cha...Not sure really...probably...but I was never a very social person to begin with.

1. The Insanity of Men Walking on Water »
I'm coming for lunch" it said. An old friend visits Luffy and Zoro, telling of adventures and things both within and beyond imagination. mild yaoi, ooc.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,811 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 10-28-09 - Naruto U. & Luffy
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