| Technician Fan |
Author has written 13 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, Kingdom Hearts, Twilight, +Anima, and Matrix. There are three different psychos that use this name we are: Rixa, Rethahixe, and Radmoxe organization 13 members: 16, 17, and 18 respectively. Profile(s): Name: Rixa Name: Rethahixe Name: Radmoxe Favorites: Books: Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flammel, TV Shows: Stargate Atlantis, Movies: X-Men, Songs: Amazed by Lonestar YO! this is Rixa, and Yes i know I'm amazing! I am the wonderful Author of my Bibliography of sorts, "The Rixa Reports" which is written in the different perspective of different members when i feel that their input is necessary. Kudos to anyone who can Guess who's telling the prologue, I'll give you two hints... 1. Its not Axel Also... i might be a little slow to update, since i suffer from cronic re-accuring writers block. (Slows not the word for it! - Radmoxe) P.S. The organization owns your soul, nuff said. -Rixa Things Written By Rixa: The Rixa Reports (Kingdom Hearts) I was attacked by a mouse the other day. It was really sad. Rethahixe screamed "HOLY SHT!" I saw her cat Whitey (stupid name for the thing. Rethahixe says "I was 5 when I named him!") playing with something, I noticed it was a mouse, so I screamed, "HOLY SHT!" then the mouse jumped (and I'm not joking, it literally jumped) at me so I started flipping out screaming "WHAT THE FCK!" This was all happening when I was writing a review, too. It was kinda sad. But now that we look back on it, it was as funny as hell! Do you think we have a good vocabulary? See you later! -Radmoxe Things Written By Radmoxe: Omelets Lead to Purple Wormholes (Stargate Atlantis) Surprise!(I know it's kinda stupid; Stargate Atlantis) Christmas Songs (Stargate Atlantis and SG1; with Rixa) Closer Than Ever (Stargate Atlantis) It's Christmastime Again (Stargate Atlantis) Rosalie's Secret (Twilight) The Werewolf, the Blonde, and the Potatoes (Twilight) Listen I'm not very good at this so anyway, I am very much in love with the color black. I'm very nerdy when it comes to almost anything I've read or watched (that is if I'm not asleep while reading it. Story lines these days are so predictible.) I watch shows like Angel and Stargate Atlantis and everything (See the pairings below). Radmoxe is the light side I am the dark side, while Rixa is technically Twilight. I love +Anima but the other people on this account don't even know what it is! So yeah i'll probably rewrite this a lot until it sounds the way I want it to. I may add things or take them away. -Rethahixe P.S. I have issues answering things. Things Written By Me: I Lost You (+Anima) Love's A Game (Stargate SG-1 with Radmoxe, though Rethahixe is the actual writer. Radmoxe just helps out) Life on the Nebachenezzar (Matrix) Updates Rixa 11/6/09: Yes i know, i am a total slacker the actual first chapter of the rixa reports will be out by thanksgiving or i will let radmoxe give me a stupid slap for my lazyness, but on a brighter note the one-shot i was working on is finally out... check it out its called "Where's Chuck?" Radmoxe I'm working on four new stories, and I won't post them for a little bit. I want to get a couple chapters down before posting them. Also IMPORTANT: FOR MY OMELETS READERS, THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL! Heck, there is a sequel up now! It's called "It's Christmastime Again!"And don't expect any chapter updates around the time of May 4, 5, 6, 7. I will be in DC at that time. Rethahixe I will try and get all of the stories updated sometime but I won't promise anything! THINGS THAT WE AGREE WITH AND SUPPORT: 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Give Up Your Prejudices, salion220, darkmoon999, Xxthe-MarissaMayhem, Wingless205, Technician Fan 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't post this on your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Thank you people who are nice,AfterDarkHours, OneDreamADay, A Lone Black Rose, Technician Fan If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you love Darth Vader, copy and paste this into your profile. Favorite Pairings: (/=Gay pairing, X=Sraight Pairing, ;=friendship) Stargate SG-1: DanielXJanet DanielXVala JackXSam LamXMitchell (Rethahixe and Radmoxe) Stargate Atlantis: SheppardXTeyla CadmanxLorne (Radmoxe) CadmanxBeckett (Rethahixe) WeirxZelenka McKayxKeller (Radmoxe) KellerxRonon (Rethahixe) McKay/Zelenka (Just cause they're hilarious together) BeckettXPorter (Radmoxe and so-so for Rethahixe and Rixa) AmeliaXRonon (Rethahixe and so-so for Radmoxe) AmeliaXChuck (Radmoxe and Rixa) ToddXKatie Brown (to get the whole story as to why Rethahixe likes this, read the Omelets Lead to Purple Wormholes story. It'll all make sense in the dance chapter I believe it is.) Stargate Universe: Chloe ArmstrongXLt. Matthew Scott (so cute!!) Colonel YoungXEmily (his exwife or something) YoungXJohansen Chloe=Eli Wallace (NOT as a romantic pairing!!) Eureka: TessXCarter :) AllisonXCarter (a bit) JoXZane HenryXKim ZoeXLucas AllisonXNathan S. :D Percy Jackson and the Olympians: PercyXAnnabeth RachelXNico GroverXJuniper ThaliaXLuke PoseidonXSally Matrix: SwitchXApoc TrinityXNeo NieboXMorpheus MOUSE NEEDS SOMEBODY! DozerXwife (whom's identity is currently unknown to us at the present moment) TankXOC LinkXZee X-Men: WolverineXRogue (Rethahixe) RogueXBobby (Radmoxe) BobbyXKitty (Rethahixe) JeanXScott (Rethahixe and Radmoxe) NightcrawlerXStorm (Rethahixe, Radmoxe is iffy on this one) PyroXSiryn JubileeXPeter ArclightXSpike WarrenXOC Angel: AngelXNina (Rethahixe) AngelXCordelia (Radmoxe) AngelusXDarla (Rethahixe) DoyleXCordelia GunnXCordelia (Rethahixe) WesleyXFred GunnXFred SpikeXIlliria ConnorXSunny WesleyXLila Lord of the Rings: AragornXArwen SamXRosie LegolasXRethahixe or Rixa (We fight over this one) GimliXEowyn Kingdom Hearts: RoxasXNamine SoraXKairi XigbarXLarxene DemyxXRadmoxe MarluxiaXRethahixe ZexionXRixa Xemnas/Saix Final Fantasy: CloudxAerith (Rixa) CloudXTifa (Rixa) CidXShera (Rixa) Harry Potter: HarryXGinny RonXHermione RemusXTonks LunaXNeville DracoXGinny McGonagallXDumbledore PercyXPenelope FleurXBill FredXAngelina SnapeXLily (just a little bit) JamesXLily SnapeXOC (coming soon) DracoXPansy Parkinson HagridXMadame Maxime Tonks/Hedwig (There's a really funny story behind this. Radmoxe was seeing how many people liked TonksXHarry and Rethahixe saw the Hedwig. She said to put in Hedwig and Radmoxe did, but nothing showed up. Thankfully. Funny pairing mostly) Vampire Knight ZeroXYuuki KainXRixa Phantom Stallion Series: Jake ElyXSam Foster DarenXJen Twilight: Jacob BlackXLeah Clearwater EdwardXBella (Although we hate both Edward and Bella. Edward's too gay. His sister Rosalie is a better mechanic than him, yet he plays the piano better. Totally not straight. or sane.) RosaliexEmmett AlicexJasper EsmexCarlisle RenesmeeXNahuel PaulXRachel Seaquest: (haven't seen the third season, though, so things might be off) BridgerXWestphalen LonnieXOrtiz KatieXBen WendyXBridger (Just Rethahixe.) PiccoloXSomeone that he's cute with DagwooxdXSomeone he's cute with MatthewXSarah (daggers) LucasXAll his ladies LonnieXO'neill (Just a little bit) Hated Pairings: Stargate Atlantis: KanaanXTeyla (DEATH!!) SheppardXWeir SheppardXAny other girl besides Teyla RononXAnyone (Rixa) WeirXMcKay Beckett/McKay Any other gay pairings, they're just plain weird. Vampire Knight: KanameXYuuki Kingdom Hearts: MarluxiaXany guy MarluxiaXAnyone other than Rethahixe Zexion/Any guy (Quick somebody get me a bucket i think i'am gonna puke! -Rixa) ZexionXAnyone other than Rixa (DEATH TO ALL OTHERS) Axel/Roxas (DEATH TO ALL WHO LIKE THIS PAIRING! -love Rixa) Harry Potter: HarryXCho Draco/Harry Harry/Ron HarryXHermione SnapeXLily (just a little bit, like before. It's really confusing.) GeorgeXAngelina George/Fred Sirius/Lupin Sirius/James James/Lupin Any of those three/Pettigrew TonksXHarry (eew...) | |||||||||||
1. It's Christmastime Again reviewsSequel to Omelets Lead to Purple Wormholes, this is Christmas on Atlantis with special guest appearances from SG-1 characters. To better understand what is going on, read Omelets Lead to Purple Wormholes. T for language in later chapters.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-25-092. The Rixa Reports » reviewsIt was dark and rainy in the world that never was... what else is new! but the organztion gets its newest headache on one such night. but through her insanity she may be the only hope for them all. No pairings... maybe?Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-17-09 - Published: 4-26-093. Omelets Lead to Purple Wormholes » reviewsA girl from the future claiming to be Sheppard's daughter inflicts craziness upon Atlantis. T for language. RM/JK, RD/AB, AB/C, JK/RD, RM/KB, EL/LC, JS/Surprise. Sort of AUStargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,843 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 4-20-09 - John S. - Complete4. Where's Chuck? reviewsAmelia wants to play chess with Chuck, but Chuck is missing and Amelia is on the war path, look out Pegasus Galaxy! Can the team, plus a rather unhappy guest, find Chuck before its too late? WARNING! this story is pure crack!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-6-09 - Amelia B. - Complete5. Closer Than Ever » reviewsLorne and Cadman are handcuffed together by Sheppard the Great, who manages to lose the key. How are they going to live out their lives when they can't be two feet from each other? Lorne/Cadman, some Sheyla and McKeller later. AUish.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,067 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-28-09 - Published: 8-25-09 - E. Lorne & Laura C. - Complete6. Life on The NebuchadenezzarA Bunch of random Stories about the crew. It Includes the following Pairings: SwitchXApoc, NeoXTrinity, DozerXCas, TankXOC, MouseXOC, MorpheusXNiobe, and LinkXZee in later chapters.Matrix - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Published: 10-4-09 - Switch7. I Lost You reviewsA girl escapes from her capturers when they burn her village. She escapes by becoming a Anima but she is only a pup who can not survive on her own. She is determined to find her family and her older brother. My Summary Sucks.+Anima - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-4-09 - Senri8. The Werewolf, the Blonde, and the Potatoes reviewsJacob at his best with his blonde jokes! But then all goes wrong when Rosalie remembers that she vowed to get revenge on him for getting food in her hair . . . . here's how!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-10-09 - Jacob & Rosalie - Complete9. Surprise! reviewsWhat would you do if you come back from the dead, sort of, and find out that your ex-girlfriend is now pregnant with a man that you once worked with? EL/LC/CBStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-6-09 - E. Lorne & Carson B. - Complete10. Rosalie's Secret reviewsRosalie has a secret that nobody, not even herself, knows about. One-shot. Alternated "war" in Breaking Dawn, where they find out about it.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-24-09 - Rosalie & Emmett - Complete11. Christmas Songs reviewsThese are just some random songs containing SG-1 and Atlantis characters. Enjoy!Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-13-09 - Complete12. Memories of Naught reviewsOn a routine survey of a supposedly uninhabited planet,Sheppard and the rest find a stasis pod in a abandoned Wraith facility, who is she? and what secrets are hidden in her past? can the team figure them out... before she drives them insane!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-22-0913. Love's A Game reviewsSG-1 goes through the gate to pick up some friends and then they go through and get trapped on some other world where in order to get out, you must help and work with the person you hate. Please R&R!T for language. D/J, D/V, J/S, T/Ish/OC, S/MartStargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-20-09