Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.
Alright, as you may have guessed I am thecolorsoftwilight. Originally I had a little blurb about the stories I had written, but as I was updating my profile I realized that doesn't make sense and just take too much work.
I will tell you that I love theatre! And Twilight-but that's another story. I hated the movie. It was messed up and Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart did not play their parts well. I am only going to see New Moon because of Jamie Campell Bower(Caius-look him up on imbd) and Taylor Laughtner-even if I hate Jacob. Oh that's another thing. It annoys me when people say they are team Jacob because they like Taylor or team Edward because they like Robert. FYI teams hve been around longer than the movie. The term team refers to who you want Bella with. And I think we all know she belongs with Edward. Jacob is such a jerk and there would always be the threat of him imprinting on someone else. (Sorry for the rant! I just had to get it out there!)
Oh-kee-dokey. I would like to post a shamless link to a story on FF. It is BLOODY FANTASTIC! But only if you are a fan of Dramione. Even if you aren't, I would suggest you read it. Its called Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo. (just stop reading my profile and go read it now).
THIS IS A REALLY GOOD VIDEO!! if you like maximum ride-
Thanks to my amazing beta reader Rowena of Naxen who post my chapters when I get banned from the internet. She is AMAZING!
Thanks to orieosNcookiecrunch2, the author of It All Started with a Vampire Named Bella for getting me hooked on fanfiction
Disclaimer (applies to everything I write) so I don't have to do it on every chapter: I don't own Twilight, Stephenie Meyer does. I am not Stephenie Meyer. I wish I was that cool, but I'm not. This is the only time you will see this! Obviously I do not own Twilight, which is why my stuff is on a fanfiction website. :) Adding something else here: Even if I'm not writing about Twilight I still don't own any thing! The author does
Copy and Pastes
95 of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be part of the 5 that would yell, "DO A FLIP!"
If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read New Moon and Eclipse and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD copy and paste this into your profile
If when you read Maximum Ride you wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner, copy and paste this into your profile
WAYS TO KNOW UR WAY TOO OBESSED WITH TWILIGHT
1. You can barely read about Edward without screaming in pleasure
2. You find yourself narating your life, like bella does
3. When in difficult situations, you find yourself thinking 'what would bella do?'
4. When things get rough, you say 'at least i;m not being chased my vampires. but that would be awesome!'
5. You yell at the book and talk to the characters
6. you and ur friends have made up a group costume for the movie premiere already
7. Your best friend called you at like 10 at night so you could see the cullen cast
8. and when she did, you spent like an hour insulting them and freaking out
9. When you went to the breaking dawn party, you screamed so much that a guy fell down, scared to death
10. You were disappointed in breaking dawn, but loved it anyway b.c at least everyone;s happy
11. But your sad because now all you have to look foward to are the movies ( and sad because they're not that great)
12. YOU ARE PISSED BECAUSE STEPHENIE MEYER IS PUTTING MIDNIGHT SUN ON HOLD!!
13. You always relate songs to twilight
14. You relate real life situations to twilight
15. You have your own cast for twilight, b.c the real one is disappointing
Reasons why Draco and Hermione belong together or should because:
Ron would be jealous.
Forbidden love (evil laughs)
Lucius will go mad.
Actually everyone will go mad.
Dumbledore will dance in his grave shouting " yippee, house unity "
Harry will never catch the snitch as Hermione would be cheering for Draco.
They would make cute children.
Rita sketer will have more rumors and articles to write about.
And last but not the least
Because she is Hermione Granger the mud blood, belongs to the light side and is Gryffindor while he is Draco Malfoy the pureblood, belongs to the dark side and is slytherin.
From a guys point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
Kiss us when no one's watching.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.
Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE.> DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Give the nice guys a chance
MY FAVORITE THINGS!! (song pun)
10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU(the movie-shows allright but mmmm...heath ledger)
A Very Potter Musical
Stellar Kart- band
The Rake's Song- by the decemberists
Taming of the Shrew
A Midsummer's Night Dream
Twilight Saga-i hated the movie(TEAM EDWARD FOREVER!!)
Gemma Doyle Trilogy
Maximum Ride Series (GO FAX!!)
The Hunger Games
Feeling Sorry for Celia
Harry Potter Series-love the movies except for the 6th(wasn't that amazing)
-thats it for now!
love tcot (thecolorsoftwilight)
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