Your Worshipfulness
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since: 03-26-02, id: 189987, Profile Updated: 01-01-08
country: USA
Author has written 50 stories for Zorro, Earth: Final Conflict, JAG, Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, Labyrinth, Mummy, X-Men: Evolution, Sherlock Holmes, Star Wars, Angel, Andromeda, Nanny, Equilibrium, Caroline In The City, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Superman, X-overs, Misc. Movies, Hellboy, Bones, Star Trek: 2009, Doctor Who, and Megamind.

My devoted fans, worshippers, and antagonists, First let me say I appreciate your unswerving loyalty (excepting the bribes of course) and unending support. (especially from my enemies) You have been my inspiration and my guides. But that's more than enough about you...let's talk about me.

I never update my biography, so I'll just say I was born in 1987. You guys can do the math if you're really that curious. I'm an unmarried, heterosexual female hopelessly in love with a married, homosexual man (Alan Cumming). I lived most of my life under a rock and then I discovered fanfiction; we've been inseperable ever since. I'm currently matriculating and likely will be for some time. I enjoy painting by numbers, ogling, musicals, ranch dressing, and violating unenforcible laws. Encores available upon request.

~Your Worshipfulness

RPG's I Post at as Storm:

Alternate X-3 -http://alternatex3.proboards41.com/

X-Men Revolution (My Site) - http://xmenreevolved.proboards31.com/

FinalFantasyNewHorizon's.com- http://ffnh.proboards43.com/index.cgi

Final Fantasy Infinity - http://www.avidgamers.com/ffinfinity/

This is a new site: Currently Under Construction

Plot Central -http://xmenworld.proboards3.com/index.cgi

~"Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism." -Unknown

~"It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down shouting, 'Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the space-time-continuum!' or "Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!'" -Terry Pratchett

~"Life is a disease, sexually transmitted and fatal." -Neil Gaimon

~ "Where there's a phallus, there's usually a fallacy." -Uknown


1. The GreenEyed Monster reviews
Megamind tended to provoke odd respones, but never in her wildest dreams could Roxanne have imagined this. Well...maybe in her wildest dreams. M for a reason, people!
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-15-11 - Roxanne R. & Megamind - Complete
2. A Taste of What's to Come reviews
Roxanne bumped into a cloth-covered machine and nearly stumbled as a flash of bright white light caught her off-guard. Great, there went her dark vision. It was going to take hours to find the kitchen now...
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-15-11 - Roxanne R. & Megamind - Complete
3. Blue Blue Blue Blue Christmas reviews
Roxanne Ritchi is unexpectedly Megamind's guest for Christmas Eve. Tis the season of miracles... My shot at making a funny, tasteful, and deliciously smutty Christmas story. M for a reason, folks.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-29-11 - Megamind & Roxanne R. - Complete
4. What's In a Name? » reviews
Everyone wants to know how they met. Here are nine ways Spock didn't meet Nyota-and the one way he did. Spock/Uhura
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,201 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 4-29-11 - Published: 6-29-09 - Spock & N. Uhura
5. The Best Pair of Breasts in the Universe reviews
Rose and the Doctor are trapped on an alien planet. Enforced normality quickly wears thin and Rose is willing to do just about anything to get the money for escape, including entering a very unusual sort of contest with interesting results. Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-14-10 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
6. Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? reviews
He was always so cool, so in control, always untouched by the flutterings of the baser emotions that troubled mere humans—and always so smug about it. Well who's laughing now, Doctor? Smut. Rose/Ten. Still working on my Star Trek fic, don't worry.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-18-10 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
7. Colors of the Mind reviews
You always know what to say," he said fondly, an odd twinkle in his eye. "It's like you can read my mind." One shot. Rose/Doctor Works for Ten or Nine, really.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-17-09 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
8. Going to the Chapel reviews
Some people aren't meant to be married-but Jack and Angela are. I just re-watched Bones season 2, so just go with it, guys . Oneshot.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-09 - J. Hodgins & Angela M. - Complete
9. Sibling Rivalry » reviews
This is a rewrite of Hellboy II with an OC added in. One person may make all the difference to our unhappy ending. We'll see if I can escape the Mary Sue label with this one, too. Nuala/Abe Liz/Red Nuada/OC. Mature.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,685 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 6-12-09 - Published: 7-30-08 - Prince Nuada - Complete
10. Auction Block Blues reviews
Severus has had it up to here with Albus's ridiculous meddling- the interfering old goat had finally gone too far! Revenge never tasted so sweet. HG/SS Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-23-08 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
11. Quietude reviews
It didn't seem possible that such a magical, unlikely romance could happen to a guy like Henry. If he had any friends, they wouldn't have believed him-HE almost didn't believe him. But he was pretty sure it was true. Henry/Molly. OneShot. Mr. Magorium.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-20-08 - Complete
12. The Supernatural Suethor of FF dot Net reviews
I posted this on GAFF forever ago and stumbled across it in my archive. A funny little xover about what all those uber powerful guys would do if they could get their hands on the Suethor. OneShot.
X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-1-08 - Complete
13. Severus Snape: A Eulogy by Hermione Granger reviews
I wrote this for my rhetoric class as an Encomium, but I thought the fans might like to see it. This is the speech given by Hermione at Severus' funeral. DH compliant, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-1-08 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
14. A Minor Disagreement » reviews
Hermione has designed a new potion and invites Severus to help her brew it, but two such interesting personalities had to clash at some point. The results may be more explosive than they ever imagined. Oneshot, Alt. Ending included.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-1-08 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
15. Confectionary Secret » reviews
This is a story about love and secrets, which do not necessarily go together with good results. For as everyone knows, the person who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the person with no secrets to keep.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 79,169 - Reviews: 260 - Updated: 8-30-07 - Published: 7-30-05 - Complete
16. Chaetophilia reviews
Hermione learns a little bit more about Severus' personal philosophy, and his follicles, than she ever expected to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 8-13-07 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
17. An Article to Remember reviews
Superman Returns. Lois has to turn in a story about Superman, but her muse is being uncooperative. Is it even possible for her to write a positive Superman article without betraying her principles?
Superman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-13-06 - Complete
18. Knowing Silence reviews
Bound by knowledge and pain, Hermione and Severus are more alike than she realizes or he would care to admit. Drabble. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-2-05 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
19. The Beginning of Wisdom reviews
Ororo and Kurt finally realize that they may be on the same page. When they take the first steps to form a relationship, will Kurt start something he can't finish?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-20-05 - Storm & Nightcrawler - Complete
20. Cinderella reviews
The truth behind Mrs. Norris' and Filch's bond is revealed to be more complex than most imagined. Ficlet-sweet, humorous, generally satisfying. Worth the read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-26-04 - Argus F. - Complete
21. Saving Grace reviews
Betrayed to the Dark Lord by the one person he never expected, Severus has returned for revenge. What he finds may force him to forgive an unforgivable offence. SSHG One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 11-30-04 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
22. The Serpent Tongued reviews
Basically this story is a metaphor. It's pretty simple and it tells a brief overview of the circumstances of Severus' school years and why he was targeted by the Marauders. Easy to read and there is a challenge inside for those who are interested!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-29-04 - Severus S.
23. Bittersweet reviews
Subtitle: Never been kissed. Short story, Voldemort has been defeated, but the trappings of war are not easily discarded. Snape will not find it as simple as he imagined to abandon his other half.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-4-04 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
24. Enough is Enough reviews
Magneto is a menace to society. Only one man dares to challenge his power... Basically Xavier gets tired of Magneto always interfering, so he takes steps. Very funny. Read and Review, unless your fingers are broken, in that case I'll understand.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-18-04 - Magneto & Xavier, C.
25. The Wisdom of Hindsight
I apologize to all the shippers, but I have this condition, a compulsion really, that forces me to pair up unconventional people. I urge you to keep an open mind and read this. Caroline's funeral and the events surrounding it.
Caroline In The City - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Published: 8-2-04
26. Tantamount to Love reviews
A short poem and my interpretation of C.C.'s feelings about her relationship with Niles. Less than 200 words, an easy read. Complete.
Nanny - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-1-04 - Complete
27. All Was Golden reviews
An emotional John Preston contemplates the repetitious history of humanity and the drug that enslaves most of Libria through personification. Mildly complex philosophical themes.
Equilibrium - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-1-04 - Complete
28. Of Plane Crashes and Flowers reviews
An interesting drabble. 430 words. I trust I do not need to tell you who 'he' is. CC-Niles. The story of a late night encounter is illustrated in metaphor.
Nanny - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-23-04 - Complete
29. A Preemptive Strike reviews
All that she loves having been killed, Hermione goes back in time to kill a vulnerable Lord Voldemort. Possibly more than one chapter, but complete as is. HG-SS Mention of suicide and if I continue, rating may go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-14-04 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
30. Remedial Evil » reviews
Lucius Malfoy has done something unforgivable. Voldemort will want revenge, not only on Lucius but on the entire Malfoy family. There is only one real option left. LuciusNarcissa. Comfort. Angst. Implied sex. 6 Chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-23-04 - Published: 6-17-04 - Lucius M. & Narcissa M. - Complete
31. The Hermione Affair reviews
Hermione learns of a new law and decides to put a stop to it. Imagine and army of Hogwarts' finest rushing off to kill the council. This is how they'd really react if the challenge was a reality in the Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-15-04 - Hermione G. & Severus S. - Complete
32. Remembering Trance reviews
Trance is NOT dead. Trance reflects on living in a dream world. Also a challenge inculded in here somewhere...
Andromeda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-20-04 - Complete
33. Princess of Ice » reviews
I'm a huge fan of the Kuroro pairing in X-Men the movie, so I thought I'd apply it to X-Men Evolution. Kurt and Ororo find themselves discovering a new facet of their relationship after a surprising situation occurs.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,021 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 3-13-04 - Published: 11-10-03 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. & Storm/Ororo M. - Complete
34. Illyria reviews
AU for the Fred being killed by Illyria episode. This fic is based on one of the basic principles of my existance: no character may die while still harboring a passionately reciprocated love for another. PG for moderately complex philosophical theories.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-26-04
35. Poem of X reviews
A poem in which I combine humor and a look into each mutant's thoughts via poem. Easy to read, not too bad a job on the rhymes either. Fixed. Complete.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-20-04 - Complete
36. In Loving Memory reviews
Mara Jade reflects on her relationship with the Emperor. And interesting take on how a jaded assassin really felt about her master.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-18-04
37. Introspection » reviews
Over several weeks, Ororo Munroe finds true love in a beautiful blue package. Kurt has more than just a charming manner though; he harbors a traumatic past. Will Ororo's love overcome her fears or is there really no such thing as love at first sight?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,409 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 12-25-03 - Published: 10-22-03 - Storm - Complete
38. Nightmare on Baker Street reviews
My entry for March Hare's competition, based on Sherlock Holmes' dream. This is a special case in which not only do I not own Holmes or the rest of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's cast, but I also do not own any of the characters or the plot...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-30-03 - Complete
39. My Comrade in Arms reviews
Severus Snape reflects on a fellow traitor to Lord Voldemort in a poetic letter. Very subtle implied romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-21-03 - Severus S. - Complete
40. And God Said No reviews
What if a certain Goddess had interfered in Anck-Su-Namun's delivery to Seti? Perhaps some things really are meant to be.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-30-03 - Anck-Su-Namun & Imhotep
41. Of Mortal Girls reviews
A poem fic that I was forced to post... Pretty good, but not something I want to brag about...and when I want to brag, believe me, you'll know.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-4-03
42. Fox Hunter reviews
This fanfic is a pathetic Sue story and is good for nothing but mindless entertainment. I'd delete it, but I can't deny my roots. Summary: A young woman arrives in Los Angeles on a mysterious quest for revenge. Will Zorro lend a hand or become distracted?
Zorro - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,947 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-31-03
43. Tell Me A Story Author reviews
A fanfiction Author has a meeting with a cast to describe an upcoming fanfiction. The Characters give their opinions. This is really more of a PG but I upped it a notch just to be on the safe side. Checked over, all mistakes corrected!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-25-03 - Storm & Xavier, C.
44. Humor in Volunteer Uniform reviews
This is the REAL reason why Da'an and Zo'or keep their troublesome protectors around instead of getting some brand new implants!
Earth: Final Conflict - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-15-03
45. Voldemort's Bad End reviews
Warning: This fanfic was written years ago. It sucks and it is only still up to illustrate how far I've come since then. Summary: Voldemort chooses the wrong night to attack Hogwarts. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-4-03 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete
46. A Harmless Wedding reviews
Just a one-chapter AU written a long time ago. I put PG-13 but it isn't really that bad, just some implied stuff. Mac/Harm Mic/NO ONE...I hate him anyway
JAG - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-17-03
47. Love Unconditional reviews
Ok, this is a really bad fic, SZ DL with a little more supreme beings thrown in. I freely admit that this fanfiction sucks like a black hole. The only reason it's still up is to show how far I've come from this kind of stuff.
Earth: Final Conflict - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-6-03
48. Middle Earth: Final Conflict reviews
I collaborated with my brother on this fic: Da'an and Liam are on a diplomatic mission to Middle Earth and decide to expedite the quest. complete
Earth: Final Conflict - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-1-03 - Complete
49. In Between the Shades of Gray » reviews
This is an overdramatic, poorly conceived, TwinSue. It's still up only to show how far I've come since it was written. Plot: What if the Taelon, Jaridian, and even Human conflicts had one source can a desperate alliance save Earth from falling into chaos?
Earth: Final Conflict - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,400 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-25-02 - Published: 5-31-02
50. A Tale of Two Times reviews
A sue remenant from my early days. Just be happy my 13 year old self didn't give her colorchanging eyes. Zorro meets an unexpected time traveling thief, who may steal more than he imagines!
Zorro - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,138 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-26-02 - Complete