Hiya People!

Read my story...CRAZY CULLENS!! The Cullens, as we all know, are vampires. That means they have the ability to do something incredibly idiotic, and not die..(Unfair!) So if you could do whatever you want, why not do it? Cullens do the impossible, the wrong, and the stupid.

Welcome to my page. My name is Patricia, I'm 14 and I like to read and write...duh. (Obvious much?)

Yes, I know I'm a youngin, (14 considered young, right?) but don't worry if you think a story of yours I'm reading shouldn't be read by people my age, believe me when I say, I can be so super mature, its immature. (Makes sense?) I guess thats immature to say.

Awesome fact: We saw Jackson's band, (100 monkeys!!)

I hugged and kissed him (He smelt soooooo good) If you wanna read the whole story, it's on the end of Chapter 3, on Crazy Cullens.

Paaaaalease check out Homegrl aka Amanda's stories. Really good, awesome twist. Look'em up now!

I also like playing the guitar, and piano, like, alot...My favorite bands are like, Flyleaf, PANIC! At the disco, Rise against, the beatles, Escape The Fate, Nirvana, My Chemical Romance, System of a Down, 100 MONKEYS (WHOOOOO! JACKSON'S BAND) The Wombats, yadda yadda yadda.i forget the rest..I'm lazy today... I'll be putting up stories really soon so don't wait up to check

Favourite books: Twilight saga, Shadow Children Series(Pretty much anything by MP Haddix she's awesome...) , Study Series ( MARIA V.SNYDER IS AWESOME!) Harry Potter Series, Lord of the Rings others too... like I said, I'm lazy today...

Oyeah... TEAM JASPER Is AWESOME!!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Jasper

smoother than you since 1843

Read this:

Rosalie's the prettiest

Edward's the fastest

Emmett's the sweetest

Alice's the hypest

Bella's the clumziest

But Jasper can sit in the corner of the room, and can still make everyone Jealous.

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

New Moon, Jasper trys too kill Bella (One of the reason's I love him)

How long did it take you to read the books?

Well, A few days each, but Like a month for Breaking Dawn, my sisters kept hiding it from me...

Who introduced you to the books?

I found Twilight before anyone said anything about the movie, I didn't like it then... but after the movie, it grew on me... so technically I can say my sisters and my cousin, Amanda..

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Well, I don't technically own anything. Twilight is my sister's, New moon and Eclispe is my other sisters, and Breaking Dawn's mine. (Friend gave it, didn't buy..

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie New Moon?

New Moon. Jasper charging at Bella will complete my life, when I see it... Damn it Jasper, Why couldn't you just eat her, and we wouldn't have to hear her whine!!

What's your dream ending to the series?

Jasper ditches Alice, and reveals his true love for me...!

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

JASPER!!

Who's your favorite vampire?

Jasper is the sexiest vampire in existance. Ofcourse he is my favorite...

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth... I actually have a chance with him! Let the imprinting begin!

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

Your like a drug to me...my own personal brand of heroin...-Edward

I think that part is exactly from the movie, but I just think was funny, because telling a person you get high off of them is not romantic...

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

Bella and Edard moment, in Eclipse chapter "Compromise" When Edward shows Bella the ring... so cute.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Jacob was trying to tell her about him being a werewolf. I just wanted her to go, "I know what you are" sooooo bad. Adorable though..

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice and Bella are going to save Edward's butt-he is such a drama queen."Oh, my ex girlfriend died. Time to commit suicide!" Seriously.

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Not really a battle, but when Jacob stopped Alice from leaving a room, Jasper pops out of nowhere about to beat him up. Go Jazzy!!.

Which book cover was your favorite?

Eclipse, the breaking ribbon might not mean anything, but it was really cool in my eyes.

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

They're ok. I mean, I'm in love with Jasper and Jasper only. That's one of the reasons...

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

New Moon...my favorite book.

New Moon or Eclipse?

New Moon..I love JASPER!

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse...Twilight kinda sucked...

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight Sun

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Twilight Movie, beacause I can see Jackson's face all day!!:D

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Twilight Movie Breaking Dawn was a joke...

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Bella would do better with Jacob.( That way they can produce nondemon like children!) Just kidding I love Renesmee...

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella(ah, I guess she's better than Edward cause Edward id full of himself.)

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob is such a awesome dork..

Bella or Alice?

Alice. ( Alice is awesome. Bella's such a fakey...)

Alice or Jacob?

Alice,

Rosalie or Alice?

Rosalie. I love Alice, but you could relate to her more...

Jasper or Alice?

Jasper Sexy

Jasper or Edward?

Jasper (What part SEXY don't you understand??)

Carlisle or Esme?

Esme...read Crazy Cullens... she's one of the reasons its called crazy...

Emmett or Jasper?

Jasper!

Emmet or Jacob?

Emmett, such an awesome per-- vampire

Bella or Rosalie?

Rosalie

Esme or Charlie?

Charlie...

Charlie or Carlisle?

Charlie... mustaches are sexy.

Charlie or Billy?

Billy... wheel chairs!

Jacob or Sam?

Sam, I like older guys, (Just kidding)

Sam or Quil?

Sam(Older!!)

Quil or Embry?

Quil...

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

James. Hes hot and sadistic. What more can a girl ask for?

Werewolves or Vampires?

VAMPIRES! If I were a weerewolf, I'd go crazy. I mean, can't have kids, and you aren't oddly beautiful...sucks.

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

Overly exaggerated trailers...

Are you excited?

New Moon Here I come...!

What do you think of the casting so far?

Perfect! As long as Jasper's still Jackson Rathbone. I'm okay! I'm okay...

Are you going to go see it?

New Moon? I have a job, so maybe I'll see it on opening day.

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

Sister, cousin.

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

No! Are you kidding??

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

Twilight...everything else is just stupid...

How about Edward's?

Edward way selfish. I hate him. NONE>

Jacob's?

New Moon

Alice's?

Eclipse.

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Is Demetri single?? Jasper is Married, If Alice has an explosion accident or something...maybe. Demetri's sexy though, maybe...maybe Caius...maybe.