ATTENTION: My heads overflowing with ideas and I might not be able to publish them. So far I've got 2 plots of Yin Yang Yo that I might not get done. If anyone would like to take one of these story plots then just send me a message.

I'm 14

I hail from Ireland. Moved to America 4 years ago when I was 10. So I have a fluent grasp of English, but sadly not Grammar.

Real Name: Jude, my middle name.

Gender: Male

My own quote: "Dreams can only be dreams if you can never actually reach them, so if you have a dream make sure to set it as high as possible and shoot for it. Then when you finally catch your dream, I told you it wasn't an actual dream."

Wierd Stuff: Both my eyes are different colors, one green and one blue. Whenever I write a story I wear my black Fedora hat, a homage to Fred Krueger. Recently broke arm by stopping a mugging. People tell me I'm an idiot for stopping him. But it was really fun.

Favorite shows are: Fullmetal Alchemist, Yin Yang Yo!, Family Guy, South Park, Futurama (it had a good run), Scrubs, Lilo and Stitch, Seinfeld, and so much more. but I am unpredictable so it could be any story from A-Z

Favorite couples are: LiloxStitch, YinxYang, YinxYuck, I'll give most couples a chance.

Favorite bands: The Beatles, Coldplay, Goo Goo Dolls, Sum 41, Linkin Park, John Rzeznik, Panic at the Disco, Blind Melon, The 88, The Flaming Lips, All Time Low, Ash, 3OH!3, Black Eyed Peas. I'll listen to anything but country

Big Horror fan. Seen every Friday the 13th. Every Nightmare on Elm Street, allot.

His name is Emerl for the necklace he wears, forgot real name. He has a long black jacket that looks like a cross between a hunting jacket and a military jacket, and a white shirt and jeans. He killed his family in their sleep back in the 18 hundreds because of a voice in his head. Never Ages, can't be killed. No emotion but sarcasm and anger. He is strong and fast. Never carries a weapon, only what he finds while stalking people. In public he seems normal and fakes emotion. Never stays in same place for to long. He has shaggy blond hair that gos down to his shoulders. One eye is green one eye is blue. He has no facial hair. He can regrow any part of him that's been removed or damaged.

I am a big fan of the rain so most of my stories will have something about that weather.

Working on M rated Yin Yang Yo story, I'm Awake Now.

But I have an over active imagination and have tons of story ideas that might not get published. If anyone needs a story to write or has any free time, I would love to give someone a plot. Just send me a message.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

Last prank I pulled:

Ordered a drink with one of those small umbrellas and waited for a rainy day to bust it out. And whenever someone stopped to stare at me I would say, "Heck of a day where having. Oh, be careful back their," I'd point to a street corner. "Theres a wizard back there and he seems pissed. This use to be huge (point at umbrella) and I was Korean." Scared each and every person.

Back To Personal

Theme song:

I'm Still Here by John Rzeznik

Quotes

"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together."

"Go ahead and clap. Mediocrity deserves applause. Why don't we go find a Ford Focus and clap around it!" Cheer Coach in Fired Up!

"I hope one of you ends up in my ER one day, bleeding. I'll make you wait for days. Unless one of you has Blue Cross. That's a PPO, none of that HMO bullshit!" Dr. Rick in Fired Up!

"I'm done, all right. I've had enough girls. Bottomless bread sticks only keep you at the Olive Garden for so long. Until some point you look up and say, 'Why am I at the Olive Garden with all these fat people?'" Nick in Fired Up!

Tommy: Our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. Like, let's say you're driving along the road with your family.
Picks up model car
You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!"
"Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP!
Slams model car into lighter
There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming,
sets car on fire
"Oh my God, we're burning alive!"
"No! I can't feel my legs!"
Here comes the meat wagon.
Imitates siren
And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out.
Imitates retching
All because you want to save a couple extra pennies. And to me, it doesn't...
Executive with Toy Cars: Get out. Now!
Tommy: (Richard tries blowing out flaming car) Do you validate?
Executive with Toy Cars: No!

You know your crazy when you think that theres such a thing as world peace, but if your one of the few people who wants to be crazy then copy and paste this into your profile.