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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. Note to people that are pissed at me- It is not my fault that your story is bad. Please do not take it out on me. Then again; please do. I like to laugh. Some info about me... Age- 12 Place of residence- GA, USA. Go Dawgs! I am a member of- GinnyPotter.com!! Go check it out!! Proud winner of the Youngest Member Award. Likes- Food, Harry Potter (duh), country music, reading, internet, sarcasm, and various other pursuits. Dislikes- My sister, slash fics, Malfoy(also known as The Ferret, Malfreak, and Malfunction), school, the Jonas Brothers, rap, most popular music(cough, cough, KATY PERRY, cough, cough) and other stuff. Appearance- Dirty blonde hair down to the ends of my shoulder blades. Blue-green eyes. 5'3". I shan't tell more in case of creepy stalkers. House- Hufflepuff: the loyal, hardworking ones! Complete Stories- Dissection of a Mary Sue- This is my guide to Mary Sues. Written after seeing one self-insert too many. One-shot. Fumbling For a Friend- This is my first story with more than one chapter. It's a story of Hermione and Ginny's behind-the-scene friendship. Two-shot. Dry-Eyed Tears- My first angst story. Harry-centric and in second person. Because I could. One-shot. Wishful Thinking- Twilight parody. To my one dear flamer...Wow. That was rather sad. Please do try to do better next time. In-Progress Stories- Living the Life- This is a multi-chapter AU where Lily and James survive. Expected to be an alternate series, it is written by a team of me and Sophie, who is not a member of this site, but a member of GinnyPotter. The first four chapters are written and posted. ON HIATUS. NOT ABANDONED. Putting the story on story alert will make sure you are notified when it's posted. Do the Ipod Shuffle: A Dance of Drabbles- Everybody here's heard of the Ipod Shuffle Game, right? Where you play a random song and write a drabble while it's playing? Well, I thought I'd give it a try. Unknown number of chapters. 100-500 words each on estimation. First chapter is up. Next will be up whenever I have a some extra time. Stories I Want To Get On The Site- Innocence Waning- A one-shot about how Ariana Dumbledore died that I wrote whilst in class as an apology/present for not having the chap. 4 of LtL on time. Needs to get typed and edited. See below for when it might be put on here. Deluminator Demystified- You all think you know the truth about Albus's legendary invention. But you don't. Not even close. One-shot. Done, probably not going to get typed until things cool down with softball (i.e., NOT having 8 games a week because of make-ups and tournaments). TEN PET PEEVES DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS 1) Blaming your farts on me... Not funny. Not funny at all. 2) Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG. 3) Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4) Any tricks that involve balancing food on my nose. Cut it out. 5) Any haircuts that involve bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff when you're not home. 6) The sleight of hand, the fake fetch throw. Whoooo hoooo! You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain! 7) Taking me to the vet for the 'big snip' and then acting all surprised when I don't want to go back. 8) Getting all upset when I sniff your guests' crotches. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered the handshake thing quite yet. 9) Dog sweaters. Hello? Fur? 10) Acting all disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. "Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff." Jack Handy "Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein "There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot." Scott Adams "SHE ADVANCES UPON ME WITH A CHIP CLIP!!" Me, when running from my sister Wood: Scared Harry? "You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same." My friend Tyler Hermione: :howls like a werewolf: grabs my friend's ear and walks off, pulling him behind me "You are SO in trouble, mister." "Physical abuse! Physical abuse!" - Me and my friend. We got a LOT of weird looks for that one, let me tell you. "Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee." - David Frost "Why should I go to cotillion? We all know I can't dance, and my manners are fine, thanks very much." Me, talking to my vegetarian friend Lauren with a mouthful of beef taco, directly after finishing a steal-the-french-fry-war between me, my sister, and my other friend Allie (I won. By back handing it out of her fist, picking it up, throwing it across the cafeteria, then going over to it and stomping the hell out of it.) "A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright "Remember what you just said, because tommorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!" Calvin and Hobbes "Wal-Mart... do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success" Robert Orben "I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell" Garry Shandling "This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him" Conan O'Brien "I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." Jon Stuart 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one) Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Pick the month you were born on... 1(Jan) - I shot Pick the day (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star Pick the color of shirt you are wearing... White - because im sexy like that YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 69 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD RELATIONS OR NO RELATIONS AND THAT WOULDN'T MAKE LIFE VERY FUN! SO GO Copy and Paste: Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. A Real Boyfriend When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you Grab her and dont let go When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND! When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend." Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend." Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some candy cans. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do u wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and they had a son. By 12p.m .tonight your true love will suddenly want u. If u don't repost this your life will bring u bad luck. Put this on your page and u will have a good thing happen to u the next day on a road? because you are looking at this you willget kissed on Friday by the love of ur life. Dont break the chain cuz ur crush will ask u out!! Tomarrow will be the best day of ur life! However if you dont post this again by eleven it will be the opposite and you will never get a date for 10 years Good luck!! tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you something good will happen between 1:00-4:oopm tomorrow it could be ANYWHERE get ready for the biggest shock of ur lifeIf you don't post this on u r page within 15 minutes your love life will be terrible for the next ten years. An Ode To My Mom 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came If you love your dad, post this on your profile. (Whether you're reading this or not, dad, I love you.) Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God... My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. Creepy, huh? If you are one of the few Harry Potter fans who have NOT switched to Twilight nor will you ever, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think Zac Efron looks like a gay pretty-boy wax figure copy and paste this in your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that ROCKS, put this in your profile. Homophobia is wrong. C+P if you agree. If you’re against child abuse (in any form) copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you're not stupid enough to believe music causes suicide, copy and paste. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own personal bubble space, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent who can resist stupid fads, copy this into your profile. If you absolutely HATE anime, please copy this into your profile to prove that we are not alone! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. 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If you've ever been forced to sing a song you hated, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs and drink alcohol. Put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you think H2O Just Add Water is so Mary Sue that it should be illegal, please copy and paste this to your profile. If you have seen five minutes of H2O, and wanted to blow (what's left of) your brains out, add your name to the list. the good dr. ArianaRae If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile. If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile. If you think High School Musical just plain sucked and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile. COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN! ADD YOUR NAME AND COPY AND PASTE! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster, the good dr., ArianaRaeIf you think that Twilight is a pile of angsty crap, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever gotten high on sugar, copy and paste on your profile. If you are a brainiac at your school, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. 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If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile. If you cried when Dobby died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), copy and paste this into your profile. If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile. If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows coppy and paste this in your profile. If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account. If you would like to take a mace to the Jonas Brothers' untalented and ugly heads, copy and paste ths into your profile. 95 of people would be crying if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off a 15 story high building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 5 grabbing popcorn and soda and yelling "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" 35 Things to do when you’re in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!" 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, go!" 16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one. 17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price. 18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs. 19. Start a fish-stick fight. 20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended. 21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The British are coming!" 22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf. 23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner." 24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store. 25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines. 26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section. 27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..." 28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is a Severus in the store, Mssrs. Moony, Padfoot and Prongs wish to inform you that Head and Shoulders is on clearance and you should probably pick some up." 29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught. 30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket. 31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs. 32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts. 33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. 34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section. 35. See if you can remove the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid. I found this (Walmart thing) on someone's profile and found it hilarious!! 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THINGS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS bring a Magic 8 ball to Divination feed first years to Fluffy bring the Giant Squid to the Yule Ball sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to Dumbledore's office draw the Dark Mark on sleeping classmates imitate Steve Irwin in Care of Magical Creatures grow weed as "extra credit for Herbology" ask Seamus if he is after me lucky charms refer to either the Weasley or Patil twins as bookends replace library books with books from Silver Ravenwolf say that I must weigh as much as a duck, seeing as I'm a witch ask where such a fat duck could be found give Remus a flea collar ask the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is ask when we will be making Love Potion #9 give the Slytherins parmesean cheese, then when asked why say "It's their official cheese" sweep the Common Room with Harry's Firebolt call Flitwick "Yoda" distribute wand safety pamphlets citing Berlinda the Buttless use crucifixes to ward off Slytherins sit on Dumbledore's lap in the middle of June and demand presents from "dear old Santa" slip Head and Shoulders into Prof. Snape's inbox call Dumbledore "Gandalf" threaten Rita Skeeter with Raid put ink on my owl's feet, have it walk across my parchment, and then sell the product as a cheat sheet for Ancient Runes tell first-years that the houses are the Morons, the Borons, the Smart-asses and the Junior Death Eaters insult Snape and then accuse him of tipping Veritaserum into my pumpkin juice convince Draco that his patronus must be a ferret cite The Hobbit as a prequel to Hogwarts, A History teach Peeves to paintball ask Harry Potter "Who died and made you queen?" tell Moody that since there are only three unforgivable curses, all others are pretty much forgivable act surprised when Moody takes the above as an invitation to curse my ears off give McGonnagall catnip for her birthday refer to Quidditch as Calvinball, citing the score as Q to Twelvish tell Umbridge she's a bad mamma jamma shout "Abracadabra", then fling my wand down and scream "It's not working!" trade first years to other houses because they irritate me use the word "yaoi" as a spell to prevent attraction to the opposite sex claim that the above is anything other than disgusting and wrong point out that actually, Prof. Lupin does get that time of the month offer to set Umbridge up with Trevor the Toad take Polyjuice Potion, go up to the person I am impersonating, punch them, and kiss their girlfriend Name ten of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order. 2) Hermione 3) Remus 4) Ginny 5) Sirius 6) Ron 7) Tonks 8) Hagrid 9) Flitwick 10) James Potter Senior 1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic? Sirius and James? Umm, I think Padfoot's too busy with Moony, LOL. 2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot? Remus? Hmm, maybe sort of attractive in a mysterious way... 3)What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant? I'd be pretty pissed that some idiot got Ron and Harry together. 4)Do you recall any good fics about 9? Nope, no Flitwick fics in my memory. 5)Would 7 and 2 make a good couple? Tonks/Hermione? Urgh, no. 6)4/8 or 4/9? Ginny/Hagrid or Ginny/Flitwick? Hmm, Ginny/Flitwick. 7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship? Ron would have a barf-fest if he ever walked in on Remus and Hagrid, let me tell you... 8) Make a summary of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fic. Okay, Ron/Hermione. Not too hard... After the final battle, Ron and Hermione try to pick up the pieces. Can they do it, or is their love unachievable? 9)Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story? Ginny/Prongs? I hope not, LOL. 10)Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic. Harry/Sirius... How about When I can't Sleep? 11)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1? If Ginny wanted to seduce Harry? How about dipping her elbow in the butter dish again, but with a twist? This time around, she's wearing a bikini. 12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose? No idea, LOL. 13)If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be? Hermione/Remus/Ron... Warning- Inappropriate use of werewolf abilities 14) What pick-up line might eight use on five? Hagrid on Sirius? "How about you and Fang have a little contest?" 15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? "You wish you were me now, Padfoot!" 16) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Sirius? Roughly ten minutes ago, actually. 17) What is Six's super-secret kink? Ron... I don't want to know. 18) Would Two shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Hermione and Flitwick? Totally wasted. 19) If Three and Seven get together, who'd be tops? Remus/Tonks. They did get together, so this one's easy, LOL. Tonks. 20) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Tonks/Hagrid. Uhh, pretty queasy. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! Boys are like slinkies. Pretty useless but fun to watch fall down stairs. Curiosity was framed. Stupidity killed the cat. Life is just one bad thing after another. Unless it's a bunch of bad things all at once. Stupidity causes a sorts of problems. Then, sometimes, something amazing happens, and stupidity fixes a problem, too. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does make a more pleasant form of misery. "Good morning" is a contradiction of terms. Sometimes, when I'm alone in a room I like to say, 'I know you’re listening' because if I'm wrong, then no one heard me. But if I'm right, then I just freaked the hell out of some secret organization. Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure. The real trouble with life is that there's no background music. Anyone who says something is "as easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried. Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you really done? Never explain. Your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you anyway. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice-cream, which is kind of the same thing. I do not obsess, I think intently. America is a free country. Of course, you can't get that freedom untill you are eighteen, but that's okay, because when you do turn eighteen, you get a bunch of privlieges, like doing jury duty, paying taxes, and paying off bills... A stranger will stab you in the back, a friend will stab you in the front, a boyfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. It's you and me against the world - we attack at dawn. Yes, I am a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet. Sometimes I'm off in my own little world. But it's OK. I like it there. I feel like an idiot...but I am, so it kinda works out. Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it. If you wait around for a guy to save you, prepare to wait a while. Look at Sleeping Beauty. Best friends - the people who know the real you... and still choose to be seen with you in public. Don't regret the things you've done - at the time, it was exactly what you wanted. Regret the things you wanted to do but didn't. Reality continues to ruin my life. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Don't call me emo or I'll cry big tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT! Tell the truth and run. When angry, count to ten. When very angry, swear. Education is important. School, however, is another matter. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something. I ran with scissors, and lived! Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again! When the going gets tough, the tough gets duct taped. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? My mates are better than yours. Yeah. Be jealous. I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous. If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. That which doesn't kill you... you will probably try again. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Remember, when you're mad at someone, it takes 42 muscles to frown. However, it only takes 4 to slap them. I'm one of those girls who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When life gives you lemons, make applejuice. Then sit back and let them wonder how the hell you did it. The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. The road to the apocalypse is paved with disposable food containers, my friend! Whoever said sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the pouring rain. Growing old is obligatory. Growing up is optional. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. There are 3 kinds of people - people who make things happen, people who watch things happen, and people who wonder what the hell happened. My door is alway's open, so feel free to leave. Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me beautiful, but what did He do to you? I love your smile, I love your eyes... damn I'm good at telling lies. Learn the rules so that you can break them properly. I'm going to live forever...or die trying! If you don't like my driving, then get the hell off this sidewalk! He who laughs last thinks slowest. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Tu madre! Yes, you just got burned in Spanish. Would you like some ice for that Spanish burn? Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you. On the other hand you have different fingers. Change is inevitable except from a vending machine. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. Silence is golden... but shouting is fun! Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run - he hates that. This morning, I woke up and asked myself: "I wonder what I can do to piss someone off today..." Yeah. I've been to the Dark Side, and they LIED about the cookie thing. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I'm smiling. This should scare you. a boy and a girl(whom are dating) were in a car the girls very quiet so the boy asks boy: what's wrong girl: can you pull over first the boy pulls over and asks the girl what is wrong again girl:i really like you but i think we should see other people the boy looks very sad and about to cry he turns around and hands her a piece of paper before she can read it a drunk driver looses control and smashes right into them the girl has barely a scrath but the boy didn't make it she opens the note and it says without your love i die Try Not To Cry: Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost, and the 13 people lost in the American Civic Center Shooting Please if you would, This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is. Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’. Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever. Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while. Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her. Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’. Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy. Draco Malfoy … disagrees. Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand. Ron Weasley … is very afraid. Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much. Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat. Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out. George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry. Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter. James Potter … doesn’t believe her. Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’. Sirius Black … killed by drapery. Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences. Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane. Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush. Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’. Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence. Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff. Slytherins … will push someone else off. Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase. Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet. VERY INTERESTING STUFF In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only..Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. Coca-Cola was originally green. It is impossible to lick your elbow. The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28 (now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38 The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: 16,400 The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour: 61,000 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? A. Their birthplace Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? A. Obsession Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All were invented by women. Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year? A. Father's Day In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase... "goodnight, sleep tight." It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon. In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's" Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice. At least 75 of people who read this will try to lick their elbow! For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one" I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH' I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT I can’t just EXCERSISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY Question 1:What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite? Fave- DH- It moved along really fast, drew you in, and came with so many revelations. Least fave- PoA- Don't know why, but this one just doesn't appeal to me as much as the others. Question 2:What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite? Fave- PS- It was so IC, and Chris Columbus was an amazing director. Least fave- GoF- They left out Spew, and totally murdered the 'remember Cedric' line. CoS- TOM FREAKING RIDDLE WAS WEARING RAVENCLAW ROBES IN THE CHAMBER!! Question 3:Who is your favorite character? Ginny or Molly. Question 4:What is your favorite spell? All of them! Question 5:Who is your favorite teacher at Hogwarts? McGonagall. Question 6:Who is your favorite Death Eater (Voldemort included)? Voldemort; so easy to manipulate and make fun of when you're writing his character. Question 7:Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student? Ginny. Question 8:What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into? On the quizzes I take, I get about half and half Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw, a couple Gryffindor, and I've never gotten Slytherin. I don't know whether I'd rather be in Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw. In Ravenclaw, I'd get to be friends with Luna. But in Hufflepuff, I'd get to jinx the holy living shit out of Zacharias Smith. I'll go with Hufflepuff. :D Question 9:Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters? Order in Canon. In Fanfiction, however, the Death Eaters're much more fun. Question 10:If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be? IDK. Seamus's kinda cute. Question 11:Who would be your best friend? Luna! Ravenclaw study-buddies! :D LOL. Question 12:Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this? Screw Twilight. Twilight can rot in a gutter for all I care. I was totally pissed, let me tell you. Question 13:What is your favorite magical creature? Phoenix. Question 14:What is your favorite class at Hogwarts? Charms. Question 15:Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid? Who the hell wouldn't? Question 16:What character would you dress up as for Halloween? I went as Harry a couple years back. This year I'm going as Ginny, then Hermione, then Luna. After that, I'll probably be to old. Question 17:How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows? Midnight at Walmart, oh yeah! Question 18:How did you get into Harry Potter? I don't remember. I was six at the time, so... Question 19:What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series? How about the time I threw Harry a birthday party? Question 20:Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it? No... Question 21:Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubatons? Hogwarts. No prissy French or emo Bulgarians for me! Question 22:What was your favorite Triwizard task? The dragon. Fire, baby! Question 23:Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape? I don't know. I didn't think he was gung-ho Voldy, but not purely good, either. Question 24:Do you read or write fanfiction? I do both. Question 25:Which spell do you wish you could use in real life? I want to use them all!! Question 26:What position would you play in Quidditch? Beater. Question 27:What was your favorite moment in any of the books? "NOT MY DAUGTER, YOU BITCH!!" Hehe. I could read that forever. Question 28:What event in the series did you wish had happened differently? Luna/Neville. They're so cute together! Question 29:Would you join the DA? Sure. Question 30:Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend? Really? What do you think? Question 31:What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to? Ariana, Luna, Lily, Kendra, Rowena, or Rose. Question 32:What type of wand would you have? Holly. Question 33:What would your pet be? Phoenix. Question 34:If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be? Weasleys. Question 35:Which Hallow would you most like to have? The cloak. Question 36:What is your favorite horcrux? The cup. Question 37:Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals? Ron- "Harry, I have a secret affliction!" Harry- "(flailing) DISGUSTING!!" Ron- "You don't even know what it is! It's lice. Wizard lice." Harry- "GET. OUT." Who hasn't? Question 38:What would your patronus be? Phoenix. Question 39:What would be your animagus form? Phoenix. Anybody else notice a pattern here? Question 40:Who is your favorite Marauder? Sirius. Question 41:If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first? Honeydukes. Question 42:Favorite member of the Black family? Canon- Sirius. Fanfiction- Bellatrix. Question 43:Favorite member of the Weasley family? Ginny or Molly. Question 44:Who should have won the Triwizard Cup? Harry(even though he did). Maybe if Robert Pattinson hadn't switched to Twilight, HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN KILLED OFF. Seriously though... oh wait, nope, serious moment's gone. Question 45:Who is your favorite actor in the films? Emma Watson, but only in PS and CoS. In other films, I liked Emma Thompson as Professor Trelawney and Gary Oldman as Sirius. Question 46:(insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here). Liam Neeson should totally play Xenophilius Lovegood. Question 47:What would you wear to the Yule Ball? Floor-length green dress. Neon, baby! :D LOL. Question 48:How many times have you read the series? Seven times through. Question 49:Who is your favorite couple? Harry/Ginny. Question 50:Did you like this survey? Sha-duh. Do it Right Or Die: A Compilation of Common Fanfiction Errors By ArianaRae 1) Misspellings. Really? How hard is it to look the word up in the books? Or, for those with too short of an attention span, I'll provide you with a super top secret tool. hp-lexicon.org I will also provide you with a corrected list of the most commonly misspelled items. Lily, Colin Creevy, McGonagall, Lucius, Narcissa, Animagus and Animagi, Avada Kedavra, Azkaban, Delacour, Beauxbatons, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Apparate, Apparition, Grimmauld, Hermione, Weasley, Legilimency, Quidditch, Scrimgeour, Xenophilius 2) Mary Sues. We all know the type. Here are some common mistakes that turn a well-rounded OC into a Mary Sue. Looking too gorgeous, incredible abilities, drawing every boy to her, and being smarter than Hermione a just a few. 3) Decharacterization. Hermione is not going to suddenly slack off and flirt with everybody in the school that has a Y-chromosome. Ron is not going to take notes. Just... no. Harry is not going to become all submissive and emo. (Okay, so maybe he's already a bit emo, but don't take it to the extreme.) And Ginny is NOT A DUMB SLUT. 4) Bad plots. Okay, I know what you're thinking. But bad plots are, unfortunately, very common here at ff.net. Personally, I hate D/H, D/G, D/H, S/H, Hr/G, R/H, H/Hr, and pretty much all slash. But I've read D/H fics I liked. I've read H/Hr fics I liked. These stories have one thing in common. A good author who has established a good plot. 5) Grammar and Capitalization. but harry, i want to go to. said ginny. dont leave me here while u go 2 fight voldmort. No, I'm not kidding, this was actually a line from a fanfiction. You want to know what some of the reviews were? "Wow, this is great! U should do another 1!" "OMG u r like the best writer eva!" NO. With the simple act of getting a beta, you can transform your fic to something that the normal human can dechipher. Ginny grabbed Harry's arm. "But Harry, I want to go too," she begged desperately, grasping at straws. "Please, don't leave me here while you go off to fight Voldemort!" See? Easy! That took me about 30 seconds. Keep these in mind and I might actually like your story. I, ArianaRae, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. | |||||||||
1. Wishful Thinking reviewsFlamers, do your worst.Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-18-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete2. Symbol reviewsRandom poem I wrote about the Deathly Hallows. VERY SHORT. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-28-09 - Complete3. Living the Life » reviewsOn Halloween of 1981, Voldemort takes a different route with killing the Potters. They survive to raise their son. AU, LilyJames. Other pairings may develop later.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,462 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 7-9-09 - Harry P. & Lily Evans P.4. Do the Ipod Shuffle: A Dance of DrabblesEverybody here's heard of the Ipod Shuffle Game, right? Where you play a random song and write a drabble while it's playing? Well, I thought I'd give it a try.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Published: 9-22-095. Fumbling For a Friend » reviewsOne clumsy redhead. One helpful brunette. My take on how Ginny and Hermione came to be friends. Slight AU, nothing that changes the plot. No pairings. Hermione-centric. Please R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-1-09 - Published: 6-7-09 - Hermione G. & Ginny W. - Complete6. DryEyed Tears reviewsSo you look him straight in the eye, and you tell him that you cry dry-eyed tears."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-25-09 - Harry P. - Complete7. Dissection of a Mary Sue reviewsWe've all seen them. We all know them. This is the Mary Sue. No pairings.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-16-09 - Complete
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