oiii hey my sydney I LUV SHUGO CHARA !!

AMUTO IS THE BEST XD

I LOVE YORU (he is so cute)

i realy have nothing to say i write fanfic. but im not good haha

You watch too much Shugo Chara when

- You think chicken eggs have charas inside

- You think Easter is an evil company and not a holiday

- You think a stray or house cat is one of Yorus cat friends

- You think the person how has the key to your lock is your soul mate

- If you stare at the moon, youll see Black lynx

- If you stare at the moon, youll see Ikuto playing his violin

- You throw honey over something broken and it will be fixed after

- You want to dominate the world with Tadase by your side

- You think the student council are the Guardians in disguise

- You think the student council all have shugo charas

- You have your own shugo chara

- You think dark chicken eggs have an X-character

- You find a stray cat and let him in your house

- You think fortune tellers are Nobuko-sensei in disguise

- You think a famous violinist is Aruto Tsukiyomi in disguise

- You think your weird home room teacher works for an evil company

- You think the prince of the school want to rule the world

- You imitate your favourite character in shugo chara

- You have a Cool and Spicy outer character

- You have shugo chara joke only you or other shugo chara fans understand
- You read the manga 10 times even if its RAW (Japanese writing)

- You read the manga 10 times even if its RAW (Japanese writing)

- You go up to people and tell them you want an Ikuto

- You go up to people and tell them you want a Kukai

- You check Shugo Chara fan sites every few minutes

- You break up with you boyfriend because he doesnt look like Ikuto

- You squeal at every Amuto moment

- You break up with you boyfriend because he doesnt look like Kukai

- You think your friends are stupid cause the dont read/watch Shugo Chara

- You squeal at every Kukamu moment

- You watch the Anime 100 times and never get tired

- Almost all conversation with friends leads to Shugo Chara

- You use quotes from Shugo Chara

- Your boyfriends hears you always talking about Ikuto Tsukiyomi that hes jealous/hates of him

- Your categorize friends by Shugo Chara characters (replacing everyone except Ikuto, why replace Ikuto? Hes way too hot to be replaced)

- You ask your guy friend or boyfriend to dye their hair midnight blue/navy blue

- You dye you hair Pink

- You decorate your room with Shugo Chara stuff

- You dress like your favourite character in Shugo chara

- In art class, you draw a blue cat surrounded by strawberries

- You dont lock your balcony door

- You keep a dry eraser bored and write daily quotes of Shugo Chara

- You only dream of Shugo Chara

- You and your friends dream of having Ikuto as your boyfriend

- You named your cat Ikuto

- You frame Ikutos picture and place it on your side table

- You draw Shugo chara shapes (heart, spades, clovers, diamonds, cross, cats, soccer balls etc.) in your note book during class

- You ask for Ikuto for you birthday gift

- You ask for Kukai as you Christmas gift

- You write shugo chara dialogs during class

- You tell everyone Shugo Chara mangas are your bible

- Your friends ask you to describe your Dream Boy and describe Ikuto instead

- You name your cat Yoru

- You named your future son Ikuto

- Your screen name was something to do with Shugo Chara

- Your mad at your family for not letting you buy a cat and naming it Ikuto Tsukiyomi

- Your dont want them to make a live action of Shugo chara cause you know they wont look like the characters

- You almost went Crazy Nadeshiko Mode when your friends said the anime/manga sucked

- You alerted this list and favourite it

- You read this list every so often

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List your twelve favorite Shugo Chara Characters in no particular order:

1. Yoru

2. Lulu

3. Nagehiko

4. Papa

5. Kuukai

6. Rima

7. Miki

8. Amu

9. Utau

10. Ikuto

11. Suu

12. Dia

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

(Rima/Suu) no... i don't think no one would

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

(Papa) NO WAY!! NOT HOT... NIGHTMARES

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

(Dia/amu) i would yell for dayyyssssss and say amu doesnt love ikuto and cry then scream you are lezzz

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

(Utau) Yup lotsssssssssssssszzzzz

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

(Lulu/Rima) ...O.0

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

(Kuukai/Utau or Kuukai/Ikuto) ... do i hve to say it ikuto is amu's and Kukkai and Utau are like perfect

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love?

(Miki, Lulu/Dia) yell at her sister for being GAY!!

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

(Nagehiko/Ikuto) Nagehiko helps Ikuto get Amu to fall in love with him

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

(Yoru/Amu) yup yoru gets Ikuto and Amu together all the time in fanfictions

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

(Miki/Suu) Sister's tears

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

(Papa) what does that even mean

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

(Suu) I only have one friend that knows shugo chara

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

(Lulu/Papa/Kuukai) nope my friends still dont know shugo chara

15) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

(Ikuto) "AMUUUUUU!!"

16) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

(Amu) ummmm...Too Cool For You (i kow know its a _ song but i can't thing of anything else)

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Yoru/Rima/Dia) b+ LOL

18) What would be a good pick up line for nine to use on two?

(Utau/Lulu) to be friends i hope i would say "omg moment OMG i love your hair!!"

19) Eight walks into Ten's room while he/she is changing, what would happened?

(Amu/Ikuto) perfect pair "PERVERT LOCK THE DOOR WHEN YOU CHANGE" "but don't you want to see me change" "NO!!" you get the point

20) Three and Four are fighting, but then six comes in and brings Three and Four together as a couple.

(Nagehiko/Papa, Rima) oh my frinkin' god no rima dont he has a wife and hes...OLD and dont tell me Nagehiko is ...BI!!

21) Ten and Two are in the middle of a battle when seven comes flying through screaming "Super (Seven's name)"

(Ikuto/Lulu, Miki) "Ikuto you are not going to get it, i am" "i need it more" (if you thinking about something perverted join the club we're open on saturday nights) "SUPER MIKI!!"

22) Five was sleeping with Eight, but then finds out that Eight was also sleeping with Seven, Nine, and Six.

.(Kuukai/Amu, Miki/Utau/Rima) NO DUDE ONLY SLEEP WITH UTAU!!111

23) Ten kills Four, Four's last words

(Ikuto/Papa) "don't ...seduce...little...sparrow (a.k.a. Amu)

24) Two proposes to Three.

(Lulu/Nagehiko) sick i might... throw up...

25) One, two, three, four, and five are fighting when Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, and Ten comes to watch. What happens?

(Yoru/Lulu/Nagehiko/Papa/Kuukai, Rima /Miki/Amu/Utau/Ikuto)

Yoru gets knocked out

Lulu Nagehiko and Kuukai are fighting for no reason Papa is going around screaming "not my little sporrow"

Ikuto got Amu to make-out with him

Utau is tied to a tree by Ikuto so he could make-out with Amu

Miki and Rima got popcorn and started to throw it at Utau

24 WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS!! I luv this...:

1. follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia..

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!!"

11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!!"

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall..

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night..

Ha Ha 27 things to do on an Elevator

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others , "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers...

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space.

27) Stand beside someone and yell I WET MY PANTS!

Random Funny!!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10.. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go"..

12.. Sing Along At The Opera.

13.. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14.. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15.. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16.. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17.. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18.. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,

Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19.. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,"Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

If you're intrested,

1) If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile

2) If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

3)If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

4) If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

5) If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

6) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

7) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"
A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.
A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.
A friend will give you a shoulder to cry on when he breaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumb ass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME'!!
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days

Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking that this is a waste of time
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your not smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is pointless.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe anymore. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have an extremely long profile, copy this into it to make it longer

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and by his own box, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If books,manga,anime,drawing,writing stories, Japanese things, Japan, and staying on the computer for several hours has tooken over your life, add your name to this list and then copy and paste this into your profile:japaneseanimelover03. Amuto-fan-Neko-san

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the very few who hate country music, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

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If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

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If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you can't walk up or down stairs without looking at them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been amazed at how much someones proflie was exactly like yours, then found out you were reading your own profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said a number, but held up the wrong amount of fingers, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

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If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on,copy and paste this to your profile

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If you love Manga and Anime more than anything else, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have read the Twilight series(or at least half of it), copy and paste this into your profile. You don't even have to like the series!

If you could be any character(s) from When They Cry Hirugashi, who would you be? Me: Hanyuu. (Horns + purple/blue hair = awesome)

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

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If you know someone who should be hit by a train, and you'd be laughing, copy and paste.

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If your near twin is your best friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

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I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If your obsessed with Kindom Hearts and own all the games, copy this into your profile.

If you like to add 'ness' at the end of your favorite words copy and paste

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If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their @sses off at the others

If you ever felt like its you against the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

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If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god.

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If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

If life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Your misery=My joy

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.f you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

You lie! You sit upon a throne of lies!

Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirely.

I'ma firin my laza!

It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.

The more you love someone,the more you want them dead.

And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters?

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.~Choco-hime

Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don’t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I’m not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

After the marriage:

(read it bottom to top leaving out the last line)

Month one

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH