Heey!

It's you and me versus the rest of the world ... we attack at dawn
My favourite ever quote.

Name: Dozey212 (hehe)... nahh, my name is Ashleigh.

Gender: Girl

Age: Ripe old 14 years

Movies/Tv: Legend of the Seeker (TV - based on the Truth Sword awesomeness), Transformers (movies), Pirates of the Carribean.

Hobbies/sports: Soccer, archery, athletics. I love writing, especially my own stories but FF can be just as good. Oh, and reading. Of course.

Favourite Books:
- Maximum Ride by James Patterson
- The Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer
- Harry Potter by J.K Rowling
- The Tortall books by Tamora Pierce
- Chain of Charms by Kate Forsyth
- Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini (Eragon)
- Laurel triology by Aprilynne Pike (Wings)
- The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
- Book of Lies, Master of the Books, by James Moloney
- Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare
- The Gallagher Girls by Ally Carter
- Midnighters by Scott Westerfeld
- Inkworld trilogy by Cornelia Funke (Inkheart)
- The Truth Sword by Terry Goodkind
- Gone by Michael Grant
- Wicked Lovely and Ink Exchange by Melissa Marr
- Evernight and Stargazer by Claudia Gray
- Shiver by Maggie Stiefvator

Thankyou to my Beta, The Blasphemous Contessa for Beta-ing Tortall's Flock - you're awesome!

Lil' Bodor my FF buddy - go check out her stories and make her update.

.scout.lilly. long live the quote and the McHackle xx. Oh and she has heaps of funny stuff that happens in out group of her profile.

cfeit girl everyone, just make her write. I'm serious - just send her messages until she does ... haha Jessie. Oh, and she has funny stuff on her profile, too.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, OI OI OI!

37 Things to do in an Elevator (Thank you, gnomegirl13.)
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time."

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

You know you live in 2009 when:
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. I did to.

P.S: Debbie, if your reading this ... I'm going to be REALLY embarressed. So ... yeah. : )