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WELCOME ALL TO FOX SANNIN'S CONCEPT CORNER!!
Yo! As you've probably already guessed from my kick ass heading (Isn't it pretty?) I'm Fox Sannin. I've created this little piece of fanfic utopia as a way to play with idea's for any stories that pop into my mind. I plan to post the first few chapters to some stories I come up with here and if the response is good and a certain number of people respond then I will move the story over to my other Pen Name (Fox Sannin) and continue it from there. Any stories that I don't publish but others express an interest in I will put up for adoption. I will leave the stories on here for a while before I make a decision to either continue or abandon and I will let you all know which stories fit into which categories.
While I'm doing this I'd like anyone who reads my story concepts to give feedback. Just give any idea's you have even if it's only something like a character's costume design or a weapon choice. I will be able to take this feedback and mould the stories into the best fanfics I can and you will be able to say to your friends 'That was my idea' or 'I helped him come up with that'.
There are some things you should know first:
1. I'm not a big fan of harems but I may show an interest in future.
2. Mostly every fic I do will revolve around Naruto and the Narutoverse.
3. I like to give a lot of detail in my stories. I usually take a lot of time going over facts that are either canon or that I make up to give a little extra depth.
4. Mindless flames with no real reason for flaming will be pissed on and deleted. If you don't like something give me a reason and help me fix it.
5. I'm a sucker for romance and fluff. Many of my stories will have Naruto with a girl. I will try and make it seem as realistic as possible. Naruto won't go from 'hi' to 'I just had sex with her' in one chapter. The relationship will grow and evolve. This will be hard as I have never had a girlfriend (SHUT UP! It's not my fault damn it!).
6. I am going to try to make it a point to NEVER discontinue a fic which I have put into full swing as I hate it when that happens.
I would appreciate it if you would tell your friends to check out my stories. The more feedback and suggestions I get the better I can make the story.
Now that we have got all of that out of the way, let's get on with it!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
Do YOU remember the 90s??
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:
You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
1. Perfect? No, who is?
1. Friend you saw: Kevin.
1. Number: Thirteen. Strange, I know.
1. Are you missing someone right now? No.
2. Nick names? Psychopath. That counts as a nickname, right?
1. First best friend? Alexander.
1. Eating? Chips (Fries)
5. Plans for today? Eat. Read. Sleep. Listen to music. Eat. Sleep. I have a very busy schedule.
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
1. Shorter or taller? I like 'em short!
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? Yeah, and I know you have too.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? I believe in luck and chance.
Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter by Hyuuga Hiashi WRITTTEN BY SHAWNY WONG!!
Rule One: If you come up to gates of the Hyuuga estate and announce your presence you’d better be delivering an important message from the Hokage, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered practical for boys of your age to remove their shirts when they have been training for hours on end. Presumably, this is to ensure that you do not overheat while you are training outdoors. Please don’t take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. We do have air conditioned dojos and indoor training halls for a reason. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may remove your shirts and tops whenever and wherever you want, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your pants do not, accidentally, come off during any time spent with my daughter, I will take my senbon and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex with the wrong kunoichi can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, my daughter is that kunoichi, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about recent missions, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than sculpting the Hokage Monument. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like sweeping my floors?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, ninja patrols, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Chunin exam tournaments are okay. Morino Ibiki’s interrogation chambers are better. (Speaking of which, Ibiki owes me a favor. Would you like me to make an appointment for you? It’s no trouble.)
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I am a master of the Byakugan – that makes me a living lie detector. I can see every involuntary twitch, every breath, and each bead of sweat on your face. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have an army of elite Byakugan users at my beck and call. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your steps coming up to my front gate for an enemy Cloud ninja sent here to steal the secrets of the Byakugan. You remember what happened to the last Cloud ninja who crossed me, don’t you? Incidentally, I will be cleaning and polishing the family katana as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you set one foot on my property you should submit yourself to a full body search by my guards, remove all hidden weapons from your person, and keep both hands in plain sight. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then leave - there is no need for you to come inside. You may not see me, but rest assured. I see you.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your sister/brother is your sworn mortal enemy copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love switching emotions at the drop of a hat just to freak out your friends copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think people telling you "You're insane" is a compliment copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cheer for the bad guys in horror movies copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever slammed your head against the wall for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (This happens alot for me-.-'...if every other sentence is alot, that is...)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this to your profile
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this to your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, while standing still, copy this to your profile(uhh...yeah -.-')
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ran up/down a down/up escalator copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever danced down a packed corridor copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this to your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed while drinking (or eating) and snorted you drink or food out your nose, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have mastered your evil laugh copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree with them copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you listen to classical music and enjoy it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"
If Nick Harper from My Family is your personal hero copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love the rain, copy and past this onto your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Words of Wisdom:
You’re a great friend, but if zombies chase us, I’m tripping you.
Friends are the ones who cry with you. Best friends are the ones who stand there with a shovel and ask who did it.
I’m not as random as you think I SALAD!
Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
My voices tell me that your voices are dorks.
Oh! Look, a distraction!
Normal is a setting on a dryer.
The odds don't worry me, I'm gambling with your life.
In case of emergency, break dance.
I don't have a short attention span! I just...oh look, a kitten!
Homework kills trees. Save trees. Don't do homework.
Rawr! It means "I love you" in dinosaur.
Hold up! I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesomeness...
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
They don't know that we know that they know we know.
You'll always be my friend. You know too much.
The voices in my head are fighting again.
I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.
Let’s go shenaniganizing!
People are like slinkies. Basically useless, yet it’s so fun to watch them fall down the stairs…
Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Women are true magicians. They can make money disappear into thin air.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
I am so clever that sometimes even I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby.
Story Images and Artwork:
Who Dares, Wins:
(These aren't artwork, they are images of the Boss, who Naruko is based on)
Naruko fan-art by Lanky-Nathan:
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