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since: 04-15-09, id: 1902132, Profile Updated: 06-06-12
country: UK
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

WELCOME ALL TO FOX SANNIN'S CONCEPT CORNER!!

Yo! As you've probably already guessed from my kick ass heading (Isn't it pretty?) I'm Fox Sannin. I've created this little piece of fanfic utopia as a way to play with idea's for any stories that pop into my mind. I plan to post the first few chapters to some stories I come up with here and if the response is good and a certain number of people respond then I will move the story over to my other Pen Name (Fox Sannin) and continue it from there. Any stories that I don't publish but others express an interest in I will put up for adoption. I will leave the stories on here for a while before I make a decision to either continue or abandon and I will let you all know which stories fit into which categories.

While I'm doing this I'd like anyone who reads my story concepts to give feedback. Just give any idea's you have even if it's only something like a character's costume design or a weapon choice. I will be able to take this feedback and mould the stories into the best fanfics I can and you will be able to say to your friends 'That was my idea' or 'I helped him come up with that'.

There are some things you should know first:

1. I'm not a big fan of harems but I may show an interest in future.

2. Mostly every fic I do will revolve around Naruto and the Narutoverse.

3. I like to give a lot of detail in my stories. I usually take a lot of time going over facts that are either canon or that I make up to give a little extra depth.

4. Mindless flames with no real reason for flaming will be pissed on and deleted. If you don't like something give me a reason and help me fix it.

5. I'm a sucker for romance and fluff. Many of my stories will have Naruto with a girl. I will try and make it seem as realistic as possible. Naruto won't go from 'hi' to 'I just had sex with her' in one chapter. The relationship will grow and evolve. This will be hard as I have never had a girlfriend (SHUT UP! It's not my fault damn it!).

6. I am going to try to make it a point to NEVER discontinue a fic which I have put into full swing as I hate it when that happens.

I would appreciate it if you would tell your friends to check out my stories. The more feedback and suggestions I get the better I can make the story.

Now that we have got all of that out of the way, let's get on with it!


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'


Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World-Full house
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -mr.rodgers neighbor hood-and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!
You had a furbie and grew sick of it because it wouldn't shut up!!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.

Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .


RULES
You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? No, who is?
2. Tall? Not really, but I don't care.
3. In your pajamas? How did you know?
4. Left handed? Wrong, I'm right!

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Kevin.
3. Person to text you: Vodafone. Apparently they have new offers...
4. Was today better than yesterday? About the same.

FAVORITES:

1. Number: Thirteen. Strange, I know.
2. Color(s): Purple. Stop laughing.
3. Fruit: Tangerine.
4. Place: Amsterdam, Holland.

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? No.
2. Are you happy? No, but I'm not sad either.
3. Are you sad? I just answered that.
4. Are you bored? Yes, none of my favorites have been updated.
6. Are you nervous? No, why would I be, I've done nothing wrong. Seriously. Stop looking at me like that!
8. Are you tired? I'm a teenager who woke up before noon, so yes.

ABOUT YOU:

2. Nick names? Psychopath. That counts as a nickname, right?
3. Eye color? Blue.
4. Zodiac sign? Scorpio!
5. Male or female? I am all that is man!
6. Slut? Only for you.
7. Smart? I like to think so. I haz mad brain skillz!
8. Hair color? Very dark brown.
9. Long or short? Short.
10. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans.
11. Phone or Camera? Phone so I can listen to music.
12. Drink or Smoke? Drink rarely, but I do on occasion partake of the weed.
13. Righty or lefty? I thought we already covered this?

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Alexander.
2. First crush? Best female friend in high school. Still have a crush on her as a matter of fact.
3. First pet? Dog.
4. First big vacation? Rome when I was seventeen.

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Chips (Fries)
2. Drinking? Iron Bru (Soda)
3. I'm about to: Finish off the next chapter in Dreams and Nightmares.
4. Listening to? The irritating sound of constant hammering.

5. Plans for today? Eat. Read. Sleep. Listen to music. Eat. Sleep. I have a very busy schedule.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? I like 'em short!
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Both is good for me, but I'm more of a romantic.
3. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive, but shouldn't be afraid of expressing herself.
4. Hook-up or relationship? I've never seen the apeal in hook-ups. I prefer relationships.

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? Yeah, and I know you have too.
2. Lost glasses/contacts? I lost my glasses two years ago and still haven't replaced them.
3. Ran away from home? Thought about it once or twice but I realised being homeless would suck.
4. Broken someone's heart? Never have and I pray I never will. I just hope it never happens to me.
5. Been arrested? No, I've been lucky so far.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? I believe in luck and chance.
2. Yourself? Most of the time.
3. Heaven? I'm more of a reincarnation guy.
4. Santa Claus? Yeah, I can't wait for Christmas! What do you mean "Talk to your parents"?
4. Love? Yes, I just need to find it.
5. Do you like someone? I like plenty of people.
6. Do you believe in God? I believe in an higher power, but not in religion.
7. Answered the truth on all questions? On my honor as a lazy, out-of-work slacker!


Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter by Hyuuga Hiashi WRITTTEN BY SHAWNY WONG!!

Rule One: If you come up to gates of the Hyuuga estate and announce your presence you’d better be delivering an important message from the Hokage, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered practical for boys of your age to remove their shirts when they have been training for hours on end. Presumably, this is to ensure that you do not overheat while you are training outdoors. Please don’t take this as an insult but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. We do have air conditioned dojos and indoor training halls for a reason. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may remove your shirts and tops whenever and wherever you want, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your pants do not, accidentally, come off during any time spent with my daughter, I will take my senbon and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex with the wrong kunoichi can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, my daughter is that kunoichi, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about recent missions, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than sculpting the Hokage Monument. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like sweeping my floors?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, ninja patrols, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Chunin exam tournaments are okay. Morino Ibiki’s interrogation chambers are better. (Speaking of which, Ibiki owes me a favor. Would you like me to make an appointment for you? It’s no trouble.)

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I am a master of the Byakugan – that makes me a living lie detector. I can see every involuntary twitch, every breath, and each bead of sweat on your face. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have an army of elite Byakugan users at my beck and call. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your steps coming up to my front gate for an enemy Cloud ninja sent here to steal the secrets of the Byakugan. You remember what happened to the last Cloud ninja who crossed me, don’t you? Incidentally, I will be cleaning and polishing the family katana as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you set one foot on my property you should submit yourself to a full body search by my guards, remove all hidden weapons from your person, and keep both hands in plain sight. Announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then leave - there is no need for you to come inside. You may not see me, but rest assured. I see you.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your sister/brother is your sworn mortal enemy copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love switching emotions at the drop of a hat just to freak out your friends copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think people telling you "You're insane" is a compliment copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cheer for the bad guys in horror movies copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slammed your head against the wall for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (This happens alot for me-.-'...if every other sentence is alot, that is...)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this to your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, while standing still, copy this to your profile(uhh...yeah -.-')

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ran up/down a down/up escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever danced down a packed corridor copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this to your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed while drinking (or eating) and snorted you drink or food out your nose, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have mastered your evil laugh copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree with them copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you listen to classical music and enjoy it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If Nick Harper from My Family is your personal hero copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.


Words of Wisdom:

You’re a great friend, but if zombies chase us, I’m tripping you.

Friends are the ones who cry with you. Best friends are the ones who stand there with a shovel and ask who did it.

I’m not as random as you think I SALAD!

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

My voices tell me that your voices are dorks.

Oh! Look, a distraction!

Normal is a setting on a dryer.

The odds don't worry me, I'm gambling with your life.

In case of emergency, break dance.

I don't have a short attention span! I just...oh look, a kitten!

Homework kills trees. Save trees. Don't do homework.

Rawr! It means "I love you" in dinosaur.

Hold up! I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesomeness...

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

They don't know that we know that they know we know.

You'll always be my friend. You know too much.

The voices in my head are fighting again.

I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.

Let’s go shenaniganizing!

People are like slinkies. Basically useless, yet it’s so fun to watch them fall down the stairs…

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Women are true magicians. They can make money disappear into thin air.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

I am so clever that sometimes even I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby.


Story Images and Artwork:

Who Dares, Wins:

(These aren't artwork, they are images of the Boss, who Naruko is based on)

Naruko's Face: http://messydoodles.deviantart.com/art/The-Boss-1-155225588

Naruko's Front: http://messydoodles.deviantart.com/art/Boss-3-from-the-front-155225958

Naruko's Back: http://messydoodles.deviantart.com/art/The-Boss-2-from-the-back-155225831

Naruko fan-art by Lanky-Nathan: http://lanky-nathan.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4jbk4y


1. Who Dares, Wins » reviews
She was the perfect soldier. Smart, strong, skilled, deadly and charismatic were just a few of the words you could use to discribe her. This is her story. A chronicle of the life of the greatest leader Konoha has ever known: Uzumaki Naruko. FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,903 - Reviews: 665 - Updated: 4-7-12 - Published: 1-12-10 - Naruto U. & Tenten
2. Dreams and Nightmares » reviews
After seeing the weakness of its vessel, the Kyuubi gives birth to a new Bloodline and bestows it upon its unwilling host with one command: Remind the world of the terror of the Kyuubi and return their fear to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,609 - Reviews: 345 - Updated: 8-26-10 - Published: 7-13-09 - Naruto U.
3. Into the Wilderness » reviews
He who controls the flow of information holds in his hands the very threads of fate. This was the great truth Naruto had discovered. Setting out into the wilds with his quiet sensei, he sets in motion a plan which will rock the shinobi world to its core.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,621 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 7-6-10 - Published: 5-13-09 - Naruto U.
4. Tales of a Sage » reviews
Foreseeing the danger Madara represents, Kami decides to take action. Calling forth a warrior from a time long forgotten, she sends him back to the mortal plain to thwart the madman's plans and once again bring peace to the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,309 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 1-31-10 - Published: 10-12-09 - Naruto U.