Hey, there my name is Michael and this my profile! I'm a teenage, male. I like to joke around, and have fun. I love video games, music, good movies, some cartoons, anime, star wars, most vampire books, Jolly Ranchers, and some other stuff. I'm now 16, my B-day is, April 27, I have either REALLY dark brown hair, or black hair, I just can't tell and people tell me I'm either one or the other so they don't help. I'm not very tall, I think I'm only 5'5 actually. I am a black belt in Taekwondo, and know a lot about fighting, wrestling, and fighting on the ground. It takes me a while to make up my mind on something sometimes, and that can be a pain. I'm good in Math, Science, English, History, PhyED, lunch, and spanish. I won my first championship tournament in basketball, when I was 12. It was also my last.

I love Parkour/Free running and dancing. They both get my pumped up and are fun. But I'm always willing to sit down to a nice video game :)

I have a youtube account if you like my funny stories then you'll probably like to check this out it's just me talking and making funny videos for you guys so feel free to check it out. Thanks: http://www.youtube.com/user/SyrJirk?feature=mhee

My favorite movies: Happen to be too many for me to say.

My favorite games: MW1-2, GoW1-2, Oblivion, most star wars, Turok, Assassin's creed 1-2, Left 4 dead 1-2 and Mirrors edge.

My favorite music: Anything but screamo. KILL IT CON FUEGO! (With fire) D:

My favorite bands: A day to remember, P@TD, Fall out boy, Basshunter, Owl city, Wierd Al, Eminem, and George Watsky.

My favorite quotes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBhi6qqFLA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1MqksXm6Zs&feature=related

If you can't remember things until after you were supposed too than add this on you're profile

You know you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you can read this, congrats! You have a functional mind!

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Get to Know Me!!

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Yes
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? A long while back
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Eh

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Salami
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? Oh HELL No
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Meh, maybe.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yes
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? yes

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Rice Krispies
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM Off? Not if I can help it.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yes.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Vanilla
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their shirt.

15. RED OR PINK? Tough choice...red
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? People I've known since I was five

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? No.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? I'm wearing shorts and no shoes. :D

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Toaster Strudel, Cherry flavor.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Spongebob Squarepants
22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Gold, or maybe some shade of blue.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? A churro. :D

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? One of my Best Friends
25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I found it

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Basketball
28. EYE COLOR? Brown
29. Do you wear contacts? Nope.
30. FAVORITE FOOD? Plums
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary movies because they are more interesting

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Around the World in 80 days.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU Wearing? White.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Either

35. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses ;D

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Cookies/Cupcakes.
37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? IDk.
38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Above.
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? None.
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Who puts their mouse on a pad? I have a mouse in a cage. Is that what you meant? :P

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT: Star wars, George Lopez.

42. FAVORITE SOUND? Techno music or a good beat.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? P@TD...

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Bahamas
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Dancing maybe, I can put my leg behind my head, I'm double jointed in my arms, I can do the splits, I'm more flexible than most people I know. Does that all count? :D

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Wisconsin
47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? No one really

48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 10:52 A.M.