MakesMeMiserable -Burnt Toast
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since: 04-15-09, id: 1902745, Profile Updated: 08-26-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Misc. Books.

I am Lindsey, or Burnt Toast, or Savent. I am currently working on dance, publishing anything will probably be impossible for me, and I am taking pictures for the grins and giggles of it. I like boat rides and hate horses (I HAVE A REASON) and no one can get between my friends and I. I want to learn to play the acoustic guitar...Yeah. That's all I can think of right now.

~Lindsey

My two besties in the whole wide world are Courtney (Kentage4ever) And Caitlyn (Burnt Donut Fur Life.) I luv dem!


Quotes

It's my fault. I am the one that let's you get to me like this. You didn't break my heart, I broke it myself. -- Me

I love you. --Everyone

Oh yeah, she was gross...-- Justin Long in 'He's Just Not That Into You'

I'm shaking like a cell phone...well actually I am vibrating like a cell phone because cell phones don't shake.-- Me

Get. Outta. My face!-- Lars on The Allen And Craig Show

Well cleaning my room for the maid kinda ruins the whole term 'maid' doesn't it? --Me

If I were you, I'd be ugly --Peter Pan (2003)

Jealuos little boy! --Kelsey (my buddy)

Oh...you hanging out with Lindsey's boy? Is he like one of your besties? -- Kelsey (again)

"Woohoo! I like dance!" (Me)

"Woohoo your weird." (My friend)

"Woohoo I am not." (Me)

"Woohoo I like tacos." (My friend)

"Woohoo why are we saying woohoo?" (Me)

"Woohoo we should stop now..." -- A friend and I texting.

"Guess what?" (Me)

"What?" (My Friend)

"I am at the mall." (Me)

"Lucky, I am at home." (My Friend)

"Guess what store I am at?"

"Build-A-Bear."

~long pause~

"No...guess again" -- Me and the same friend texting.

"When they did that it was totally like 'Stop it! It's like you raping me, with your eyes!'" ~My friend Maryssa points behind me while Courtney is laughing really hard. I turn around~ "Oh...Hey Marcus." ~He smiles~ -- Me before English class.

"Hey, Lindsey why you're saving the planet could you turn off the lights?"

"Sure." ~I turn off the lights~

"Thanks."

"Oh, yes. I just saved energy and I recycled! HA!" ~I sit down in my seat~ -- Me and My English teacher

(More to Come)


All the links I had for BBB, I lost. They will be missed but I have a website for BBB that will be updated more often then here. Click Here: http://www.bellabitesback.webs.com/ to veiw it.

You can also email me at: writing.twilight09@gmail.com


Be Our Guest:

Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
chair as the dining room proudly presents -
your dinner!

Be our guest! Be our guest!
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we'll provide the rest
Soup du jour
Hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve

Oh la la!

The kick line!


Emmett POV

“Edward is waiting at the mansion for her!” Alice squealed.

Why?

“Why exactly?” I asked.

“He said he wanted to try to…umm how did he phrase it? Oh yes…’Work his magic’ or something?”

“Dear Lord,” I turned to Jasper.” Bet you 20 bucks he comes home with a broken face!”

“Deal,” Jasper and I shook hands. -- BBB, Chapter 4



1. Bella Bites Back reviews
It's been 95 years since Edward left Bella in the woods. It's also been 95 years since Bella was changed. The Cullens move back to Forks the same time she does, nothing could be worse for Bella. But then Edward makes a huge mistake. Kinda OOC! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 338 - Updated: 7-24-10 - Published: 4-18-09 - Bella & Edward
2. Izzy Whitlock reviews
Bella is a famous teenage girl who never sees her dad, when she gets a part in a new movie she auditioned for she has to go to Forks WA. The place she dreads most. There she meets Edward. ALL HUMAN! Kinda OOC. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-11-09 - Edward & Bella
3. The Sunlight Chronicles » reviews
A 'chat' between the Twilight Characters. Might continue. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-20-09 - Jasper & Emmett
4. Love reviews
Everything depends on your choice to come between them or not. You hold love, you can do anything with it. But love has to have a balance, has to make other people happy. Has to make him happy…
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-1-09 - Complete