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since: 04-15-09, id: 1902852, Profile Updated: 02-04-13
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Author has written 20 stories for Total Drama series, Batman the Animated Series, Kim Possible, and Red Dawn.

What is up Fanfiction!

Random sh*t to know about me, because i really don't care who knows it

Name: Nick Durdan (Facebook me)

Birthday: May 28, 1993 (Age 19)

Religion: Roman Catholic

Political Party: Republican (For now)

Twitter: @instakill56 (Follow Me!)

Current Residence: Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania; U.S.A. (Greatest Country on Earth!)

Hometown: Alexandria Township, New Jersey; U.S.A.

High School: Delaware Valley Regional (Class of 2012)

Alma Mater: Wilkes University

Major: Communications

Minor: Criminology, Theater

Favorite Sport: Football (America's game)

Favorite Professional Team: New York Giants

Favorite College Team: Notre Dame

Favorite Professional Baseball Team: New York Yankees

Favorite Superhero Franchise: Batman

Favorite Comics: DC

Favorite Author: Ian Fleming

Life Goal: Cartoon screenwriter, and voice actor, maybe alongside Sparkling-Nexis137

Stuff I don't care for, and or; irk me: atheists, feminists, radical anyone or anything, terrorists, liberals, anarchists, lazy unemployed bums that won't get off their fat lazy a$$es and try to find some semblance of a paying job instead of sponging off the tax payers, People that won't shut up, little children, punks, gun control

Cartoon Top 25!

1. Batman: the Animated Series (1992-1999)

2. Total Drama Series (2008- )

3. Animaniacs (1993-1998)

4. Freakazoid! (1995-1997)

5. Family Guy (1999-2000, 2001, 2005- )

6. Tiny Toon Adventures (1990-1992)

7. Xiaolin Showdown (2003-2006)

8. Codename: Kids Next Door (2002-2008)

9. Biker Mice from Mars (1993-1996, 2006-2007)

10. Ed, Edd, n Eddy (1999-2009)

11. American Dragon: Jake Long (2005-2007)

12. Kim Possible (2002-2007)

13. Spider-man: the Animated Series (1994-1998)

14. Inspector Gadget (1983-1986)

15. American Dad! (2005- )

16. Spongebob Squarepants (1999- )

17. The Amazing Spiez! (2009- )

18. Pinky and the Brain (Syndicated 1993-1995, 1995-1998)

19. Loonatics Unleashed (2005-2007)

20. Teen Titans (2003-2006)

21. Danny Phantom (2004-2007)

22. Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego? (1994-1999)

23. Mighty Max (1993-1994)

24. The Fairly Oddparents (syndicated 1998-2001, 2001- )

25. Star Wars: the Clone Wars (2008- )


Favorite Voice Actors top 10 (male):

Mark Hamill-Joker

Rob Paulsen-Yakko

Kevin Conroy-Batman

Paul Rugg-Freakazoid!

Jeff Bennett-Johnny Bravo

Maurice LaMarche-The Brain

Frank Welker-Fred Jones

Dee Bradley Baker-Klaus the Fish

John DiMaggio-Bender

Jess Harnell-Wakko


Favorite Voice Actors top 10 (female)

Tara Strong-Timmy Turner

Tress MacNeille-Dot

Jennifer Hale-Katnappe

Mae Whitman-Rose/Huntsgirl

Grey DeLisle-Kimiko

Kath Soucie-Fifi Le Pew

Cree Summer-Elmyra

Arleen Sorkin-Harley Quinn

Kristen Fairlie-Bridgette

Lauren Tom-Numbuh 3


Favorite Live action actors top 10:

Mark Wahlberg

Leonardo DiCaprio

Samuel L. Jackson

Matt Damon

Ben Affleck

Jeremy Renner

Liam Neeson

Gary Oldman

Will Smith

Christopher Walken


Favorite Live Action actresses top 10:

Anne Hathaway

Michelle Pfieffer

Uma Thurman

Kate Beckinsale

Julia Roberts

Katherine Zeta Jones

Cameron Diaz

Jennifer Aniston

Karen Allen


Favorite Directors top 10:

Steven Spielberg: Indiana Jones series, Schindler's List, Lincoln

Martin Scorsese: Goodfellas, Casino, The Departed

Kevin Smith: Clerks, Chasing Amy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Quentin Tarantino: Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill

Christopher Nolan: The Dark Knight, Inception, The Dark Knight Rises

Alfred Hitchcock: Psycho, North By Northwest, Vertigo

Michael Bay: Transformers series, Armageddon, Pearl Harbor

Sylvester Stallone: Rocky series, The Expendables series, Rambo

Tim Burton: The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sweeney Todd, Alice in Wonderland

Wes Craven: Scream series, The Last House on the Left, Nightmare on Elm Street

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.


Favorite quotes:

You know there are a million fine looking women in the world dude but they don't all bring you lasagna at work, most of em just cheat on you -(Kevin Smith) "Clerks"

Pardon my French! But you're an asshole! -(Alan Ruck) "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

You want that gun dontcha Zed? Well? Go ahead pick it up, pick it up, i want you to-atta boy -(Bruce Willis) "Pulp Fiction"

Jumping Jimminey Christmas! -(Mark Hamill) "Batman the Animated Series"

Snooch to the Nooch -(Jason Mewes) "Clerks the Animated Series"

I'm not even supposed to be here today! -(Brian O'Halloran) "Clerks"

McQuaid! Don't throw the baton you jackass! -(Rob Riggle) "21 Jump Street"

What? What ain't no country i ever heard of, do they speak English in what? -(Samuel L. Jackson) "Pulp Fiction"

English motherf*cker do you speak it? -(Samuel L. Jackson) "Pulp Fiction"

Say what again! SAY. WHAT. AGAIN! I dare you-I double dare you! -(Samuel L. Jackson) "Pulp Fiction"

Have you met Howard? -(Tom Hardy) "Lawless"

If you're good at something, never do it for free -(Heath Ledger) "The Dark Knight"

You can't get a girl, you're too weird and sad -(Jeff Anderson) "Clerks II"

Tough titty i f*cked her too -(Johnny Depp) "21 Jump Street"

You know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead n*gger sitting in my garage! When you guys pulled up here, did you see a sign on the front of my house that said dead n*gger storage? Did you see a sign on the front of my house that said dead n*gger storage? You know why you didn't see the sign? Cause it ain't there cause storing dead n*ggers ain't my f*cking business! -(Quentin Tarantino) "Pulp Fiction"

Why didn't you tell me someone put a hill there? -(Mark Hamill) "Batman: the Animated Series

And your first thought, was to come to a school, filled with young children? -(Asiz Ansari) "30 Minutes or Less"

Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown "Chinatown"

Favorite (Animated) Movies top 10:

Batman: Mask of Phantasm

The Incedibles

Toy Story 3

Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Toy Story

Wakko's Wish

Batman: Gotham Knight

Batman: Year One

Finding Nemo

Favorite (Action) Movies top 10:

The Dark Knight

Goodfellas

Pulp Fiction

The Dark Knight Rises

Casino

Shawshank Redemption

Saving Private Ryan

Inside Man

Shutter Island

The Hurt Locker


Favorite (Comedy) Movies top 10:

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Clerks

The 40 Year Old Virgin

21 Jump Street

Clerks II

30 Minutes or Less

Get Smart

The Hangover

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back


Favorite (James Bond) Movies top 10:

A View to a Kill

GoldenEye

Goldfinger

Casino Royale

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr. No

Tomorrow Never Dies

The World is Not Enough

Skyfall

The Man With the Golden Gun

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you!

For now, that's all i got, HAPPY READING!!

But, please to the actors and VO's resting in peace, i say God Bless to you and for all:

Daws Butler (1916-1988)

Mel Blanc (1909-1989)

George O'Hanlon (1912-1989)

Dana Hill (1964-1996)

Don Messick (1926-1997)

Roddy McDowell (1928-1998)

Ed Gilbert (1931-1999)

Mary Kay Bergman (1961-1999)

Johnathon Harris (1914-2002)

Paul Winchell (1922-2005)

Lloyd Bochner (1924-2005)

John Vernon (1933-2005)

Tony Jay (1933-2006)

Roscoe Lee Browne (1925-2007)

Heath Ledger (1979-2008)

Ricardo Montalban (1920-2009)

Danny Gans (1956-2009)

George DiCenzo (1940-2010)

Aron Kincaid (1940-2011)

Ernest Borgnine (1917-2012)

Peter Breck (1929-2012)

Rusty Mills (1962-2012)


1. Stealing Your Heart » reviews
Tara is the spunky and perky cheerleader that everyone loves to be around, though many never speculate that she is a closeted lesbian who has a major crush on our favorite teen heroin. Feeling trapped, and wanting to get closer to her Tara tries the one way she knows will get Kim's attention, to become one of the villains she fights on a daily basis. Rated M. Yuri. R&R please!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,936 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-23-13 - Published: 9-11-12 - Kim P. & Tara
2. Stockholm Syndrome » reviews
Courtney and Gwen are arrested for fighting and are given an offer they can't refuse. If they are to be the slave girls of their arresting officer for the weekend, she will let them walk. But the two are quick to realize their mistress isn't how they envisioned her, shes different. Will they learn their lesson? Rated M for reasons you can probably imagine
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-4-13 - Published: 3-3-13 - Courtney & Gwen
3. Requiem of Solace reviews
Challenge Fic: Kim and Ron investigate a castle in Western Russia only to realize it was all a setup, where Kim will be pitted in a situation where she has nothing left to lose by a psychopath wanting to be her equalizer. Kim will then have to fight to the death to get the revenge she craves. Rated M for language, sexual references, blood, murder, and mild Yuri.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,586 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-16-13 - Kim P. & Ron S. - Complete
4. A Hot Massage » reviews
Blaineley confesses to a crime doctor of her escapades and encounters with each total drama chick at her fake massage parlor. A story of intrigue, tension, and one woman's deranged goal of going several bridges too far.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,826 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 1-9-13 - Published: 3-25-12 - Blaineley & Courtney
5. Tomorrow Never Dies reviews
A livid Courtney decides to enact her deadly revenge against Gwen. A botched up plan turns into an over-the-top Hollywood inspired parkour chase around the city of Los Angeles. A story riddled with comical satire and familiar faces galore! Who will win? Who will see tomorrow? Who will die? Read and see! BE WARNED! R&R please! Contains implied Yuri
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,606 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-9-12 - Courtney & Gwen - Complete
6. The Deadliest Warrior reviews
Daryl's epic battle with the pursuing invaders after the Wolverines had left him after realizing he was tracked. Rated T: violence, language, death, read with caution, set in the 2012 remake! enjoy, review!
Red Dawn - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-25-12 - Daryl - Complete
7. Bookworm vs Beast reviews
I am having an awful day, so i decided to write this. My first attempt at an actual fan favorite coupling, will it work? Will this story be anything worth while of more? Will it just crash and burn like some of the others? Well that's for you to find out. So enjoy, review, read on, and for now, courage.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-28-12 - Eva & Noah - Complete
8. Extra Credit reviews
Dedicated to Applebucker77. Courtney is an English teacher. Gwen and Bridgette are her students, when they fail her class, she offers them an opportunity for extra credit at her house. Without it, they will not graduate and have to attend summer school. But will they get more then they both bargained for? Read and see. Review when applicable
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-26-12 - Bridgette & Courtney - Complete
9. Total Drama: Super Six » reviews
Gwen, Bridgette, Izzy, Courtney, Heather, and Lindsay are shanghaied into becoming a super detective force led by the mysterious and illustrious Bruce Wayne their capers take them around the world solving mysteries and meeting interesting characters along the way. Your favorite cartoons combine into an action packed series! Please R&R Full Summary inside! Watch out for Scarlet!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 124,166 - Reviews: 186 - Updated: 9-21-12 - Published: 6-22-12
10. We Are The Night » reviews
Sequel to Total Drama Batman. What up toonsters, this is the long awaited sequel, an amazing colab with the awesome Sparkling-Nexis137. We are here to bring you not just the action around Gotham city, but the world! A series of episodes that take Batman and Batgirl and their teams on different missions to keep both Gotham and the world safe from evil. All your favorites return R&R!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-14-12 - Published: 8-12-12 - Trent & Bridgette
11. Rise of the Vampire reviews
GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY VOLUME II: Bridgette awakens in a strange dungeon, and quickly learns her captor is none other than our resident Goth Gwen, what will happen? Full summary and details about the series inside! Please Review! And enjoy the new mini series hosted by myself and Yakko Warner!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-22-12 - Gwen & Bridgette - Complete
12. It All Started Under The Old Tree reviews
GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY VOLUME I: Courtney is in a fit of anger and rage over Gwen. Though suddenly, when under an old tree at playa des losers, the hatred stops. and is replaced by something nicer. That special someone reminds Courtney about that certain..."niceness"
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-10-12 - Courtney & Gwen - Complete
13. Total Drama Batman » reviews
Rather than beat around the bush i have decided to make this little gem! Watch your favorite castmates and mine take on the iconic roles from DC Comics greatest superhero franchise! With many laughs, cries, fights, and of course DRAMA! So enjoy and REVIEW
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 236 - Words: 460,750 - Reviews: 788 - Updated: 6-8-12 - Published: 8-10-11 - Trent - Complete
14. The Goth, The Grom, And Their Bet reviews
Bridgette is bored at Playa Des Losers, she makes a bet with Gwen, but little does Gwen know that bet will cause her night to change forever! HOT! SEX! One-shot! Yuri! Femslash! Lesbian! Lemon! Whatever! BxG Enjoy! R&R
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-19-12 - Bridgette & Gwen - Complete
15. Batgirl Chronicles: B For Batdetta » reviews
The first installment to a new series starring Batgirl! 1: When Harley Quinn becomes a psychologist at Gotham State University Barbara knows somethings up, especially when connecting her and a new criminal in a dangerous plot to overthrow the school
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,746 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-6-11 - Published: 7-10-11 - Barbara G. - Complete
16. The Kissing Killers » reviews
Murders start happening at Playa Des Losers, and no one knows who these mysterious killers are. Who can stop the madness? Who are these killers? Read and REVIEW to find out. Rated T, a Niko56 original masterpiece, COMPLETE
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 93,241 - Reviews: 209 - Updated: 12-23-10 - Published: 2-18-10 - Tyler & Cody - Complete
17. Preps And Goths: Trapped In Lust reviews
Yeah, it is exactly what it looks like, full summary inside, PLEASE REVIEW, rated M, for sex and such -Oneshot-
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 3-7-10 - Courtney & Gwen - Complete
18. One Night Of Hell reviews
UNDERAGE READERS PLEASE RECONSIDER READING THIS! YOU WERE WARNED...When Bridgette decides to do an illegal errand for Duncan, she slowly endures a night of hell. Will she get through it? Read and see, rated M, for sex and strong language PLEASE REVIEW!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-25-09 - Bridgette & Heather - Complete
19. Kidnapped! » reviews
When a Mob family plans to kidnap some of the TDA contestants. Things get a little tricky. Characters from Mafia appear. Awesome story with romance, drama, and action. Rated T for language, violence, suggestive themes and lyrics. READ AND REVIEW. Ch.25 UP
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 49,781 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 9-26-09 - Published: 7-25-09 - Complete
20. Revenge Can Kill » reviews
Most epic murder story I've ever written. Might even be the best of all time! When a fellow teammate is arrested and the other teammates are to blame, revenge takes over. Rated T, A story of murder, take down, and absolute REVENGE! PLEASE REVIEW! Ch.16 UP
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,491 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 6-19-09 - Courtney - Complete