Author has written 10 stories for RENT, Twilight, Princess Academy, and Spring Awakening.
age: i'm actually 184.
Birthday: April 14th
i'm liana. i love RENT and don't like twilight but it's really easy to play off of, so that's what i write. yeah.
hair color: brown
eye color: really really dark brown
height: 5 ft. i'm fun sized.
favorite color: red
pet peeve: manipulative people who want to change you to make you into their own personal pod person... D: ugh. and people who aren't vegetarian and are really ignorant about it and make fun of you about it and tell you that it was the animal's fault it tasted so good or whatever...
favorite tv show: M*A*S*H
favorite musical: RENT!!
favorite book (series): HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!
favorite musician: eric hutchinson, Tyrone Wells, The Script, Train, Matt Nathanson, Matt Wertz.
favorite song: right now, I'm Alive from N2N
favorite movies: RENT, bridge to Terabithia, and ace ventura. (the twilight movie SUCKED. absolutely horrific.)
Random profiley thing i have been thinking about for a while:
Do you ever love something so much you just get... i don't know, frustrated? that's what it's like every time i see a new show. And when I like a show, I see it as many times as humanly possible. Like the first time i saw the RENT movie, within the next two days, I'd seen it 18 times. And you see something that's amazing and you listen to the music and you buy the soundtrack and you watch the videos on youtube, and you go online and look at all the fan art and you read all of the fanfiction and you just get frustrated, because you're craving more of the musical theater, more of the story that was created by these hugely talented people, more of the characters you've grown to love, and more of the facade. You just wish for it to continue, and you want to just crawl inside that world and be in that world, and it's impossible to fathom the idea that this world doesn't really exist, and it's depressing. The only way to really get inside this world is to go and be in the show, but who knows what company is doing it when, what the rights are and all that, and even then it's like a 5% chance that you'll get the character you most identify with, so you have to watch somebody else do this part that is so purely you, and you get frustrated. But even if you are in the show and you get the part and everything is perfect, you score the scenes and you see the lights, and everything, the facade, is kind of ruined because you see the technical aspect of it, the final nail in the coffin of "This isn't real." And the character that you've begun to identify with and love isn't purely them anymore, it's YOU, and you interact with other people and see that this isn't the character, the character isn't you, the character isn't real. And you watch the videos over and over again to try to expand it, maybe notice a nuance that makes something else make sense and opens a new door for you, but after a while, the videos just all look the same, there's nothing new, the show is over. You have to return to real life and the annoying fact that people don't actually break out into song when something happens. And it is the most frustrating and depressing thing in the world.
"when life gives you lemons, throw them back and say, 'screw lemons, i wanted chace crawford.'" -flair buttons, facebook.
"i'm not antisocial, i just hate people." - Flair buttons, facebook.
"Hollywood actors and actresses aren't any better than you. They just act like they are." -Eric Pio
"Awww, hell to the no!" -Mercedes, Glee.
"Sue: 'when you hear your name called, cross over to this side of this shiny black thing. Will: 'That's called a piano, sue.'" -Glee
"Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator." -iTouch apps
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." -Mark Twain
"If you ever find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." -Mark Twain.
"If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased." -Katherine Hepburn
"Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom, and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath." -Dave Barry
"See, it's good when they put in the laughing background on these shows, 'cause then you know when they're trying to make a joke of something seem funny," "Otherwise, it's guesswork?" -Kinsey and Helen (two of my bestest friends ever :))) )
"'Oops, sorry!' 'Helen, 'oops, sorry' is like your catchphrase.' 'But I thought her catch phrase was...' 'That sucks but it could always suck more!'" -Helen, Emily, Josh, and Kay (more of my friends:)))
(ok, this next one is only really funny cuz me, helen, emily, and devyn are all jewish and we were going to the bathroom at lunch one day, when this guy comes out of "Christianity Club" and says, "Come to Christianity Club, we have brownies!" -Ryan, and Emily goes, "Screw your brownies, we have Chuck Norris!" so you can totally see why i love these people severely.)
"That was completely 'awww-worthy' -Helen
"I shall call him squishy, and he shall be my squishy." -Dory, 'Finding Nemo'
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
"If you hear the police sirens or the neighbors screaming, it means YOU'RE NOT PLAYING LOUD ENOUGH!!" -Guitar Hero
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!" -Patrick Star
"When life rains on your parade, bring out the SLIP 'N SLIDE!"
"What's in the punch?' 'Lemons and melons and pears.' 'Oh my!'" -Nessarose and Boq, "Wicked"
"Well, we can't all come and go by BUBBLE!" -Elphaba
"Stick that in your juicebox and suck it!"
"Friends are like potatoes-- if you eat them, they die." -Flair buttons, facebook
"If at first you don't succeed, you aren't Chuck Norris." -Anonymous
"I'm not nuts-- I'm sprinkles!" -Helen
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the ark. A large group of highly trained professionals built the Titanic." -Dave Barry
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