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since: 04-15-09, id: 1903014, Profile Updated: 10-20-09
Author has written 7 stories for Star Wars, Mythology, and Halo.

Welcome to my Profile!--I have changed my pen name!! I used to be Areena Fett, now I am Masterful-Mind

I am new to writing and I love it! I am a huge Star Wars and Halo(I could ramble for hours on end about Star Wars! I've tried before Now I'm starting to ramble about Halo, too!!) fan, so much of my work will be centered around that. Romance and action/adventure and humor are the best topics to read and write about. Most of the characters in my writing belong to me, making most of the fics OC oriented. Most of my work posted here is writing I did while I was bored and had a computer at hand or for the fun of writing. Favorites and reviews are welcome. Please no profanities in reviews or comments!(Even though I may use them in my writing!) I will reply to review rather quickly, don't think I'm some creeper, I just like the ideas and critiquing I get.

Thanks!

Aay'han Kar'taylir Darasuum Parjai--Celebrating love and victory

Some of my fiends here on FF.net are--

MY AWSOME CLONE/MANDO OBSESSED NER VOD ARC13

Well, I have been gone for a while!! I have had a mix of writers block and no urge to write. Now I'm back on track and should be updating soon. I also want to say that I got over 800 hits on 017 :Seventeen: 117 and Second in Command. Thanks soooo much for reading, guys!! Whoot for me!!

I am EXTREMELY busy right now, expect long delays on fic updates. Thank you for your patience.

~Masterful-Mind

Important:

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars (George Lucas) Or any of the selected topics I write on. And Halo is owned by Bungie, not me

Completed:

Forgotten Generations

Loyal

Working on:

FIRST OF HER KIND PART 1: MULTRAX V: THIS STORY HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY ARC13!! THANKS SO MUCH MIR'IKA!!-posted incomplete Note that many of the words like this-holding, look like this-holRunag. I did a replase word search and every word with din in it changed to Runa, same with the word Mission. At one point it says ARC droids instead of Commando droids (Clone Wars tv series). I can't figure out how to edit text so please excuse the errors. and when it say the ARCs are the only ones to our proportion, it should be the commandos are the only one to our proportion.

FIRST OF HER KIND PART 2: MISSION TO TATOOINE: THIS FIC BELONGS TO ME AND WILL NOT BE ADOPTABLE LIKE PART 1. WARNING: CHARACTERS MAY VERY SLIGHTLY BETWEEN PART 1 AND 2, SO DON'T FREAK OUT ABOUT THE DIFFERENCES IN WRITING.

Second in Command: A Star Wars: Clone Wars Rexsoka paring one shot. (In Progress)

Mishap on Aaris III: Star Wars (In Progress, slow)

First of Her Kind P2: Star Wars (On Pause due to writer's block)

017 :Seventeen: 117: Halo (In Progress)

Faced with the Unknown-posted incomplete Didn't spell check! Opps! please excuse all the silly spelling mistakes. I'll fix them if I get around to it and get the right chapters set out.

Pairings I support:

Star Wars:

Obi-Wan/Ventress (They flirt when they fight and I don't think they notice)

Rex/Ahsoka (They could work even though she is an alien species)

Darman/Etain (I wish Etain never died T_T)

Fi/Parja

Atin/Lessema

Ordo/Besany

Jango/Zam

Aayla/Bly (She cares for him. He cares for her. You see something there?)

Aayla/Kit (Canon-ish)

Sev/OC

Boss/OC

Niner/OC

Scorch/OC

Fixer/OC

Halo:

Master Chief/Kelly (Linda doesn't seem his type and Cortana is an AI)

Master Chief/OC (hehe if you read my fic you'll know why...)

The Arbiter/Miranda Keyes


You know you're obsessed with Clones when... (Like Me! I do every one of the bullets to the T)

You love the Dark Nest novels, but the first thing you turned to when you got The Swarm War was the Triple Zero excerpt.

You've memorized the numbers and nicknames for more than 10 clones.

You've ever recorded yourself singing anything in Mando'a, or you've caught yourself singing Vode An in a public place.

You're watching AotC, and you get a major urge to vibroblade any Geonosian you see onscreen, while muttering curses about "dirty worthless bugs".

You go to type "command" and find yourself trying to put an 'o' at the end of the word.

Your copies of Hard Contact, Triple Zero, True Colors, and Order 66 are permanently within easy reach of your computer - for reference purposes.

You've made up your own squad of Republic Commandos, complete with numbers, nicknames, personalities, and armor coloring.

You see it as your personal duty to exterminate the general population's belief that the clones aren't human, aren't sentient, have no free choice, or that the lives of individuals are meaningless because "more can be made".

You listen to the Republic Commando game soundtrack as much as you listen to your favorite bands.

You find yourself quoting the commandos in everyday conversation and/or life.

You've ever gone through one of the movie scenes with clones in it frame-by-frame.

You routinely talk to your squad out loud while playing Republic Commando. For example: "Sev, go snipe", "Stop lagging behind, Scorch", "I don't care if it's against procedure, Fixer, get your butt over here and revive me... thanks", "Die, you metal-head piece of trash!" (oh wait, that's Sev... :D), etc. Y

You misread common English words as similar Mando'a words. For example: vod'ika instead of 'vodka'.

(Taken from Brothers All: Republic Commando Fansite)


My additions to "You know you're obsessed with Clones when..."

When you swear you don't say damn it, hell, crap, butt, or other profanities, you say oisk, shebs, shabla, frakking, frak, and kriffing

Your personality matches that of your favorite clone or you act like one of these groups-

ARC Troopers- solitary, leader when placed in a group, not the best team player but you go along with it, can get mouthy, know when to make the sacrifices, are the best of the best in some area, well rounded with many skills that you have honed to perfection, you follow your own rules, no one elses, independent thinker

Republic Commando- have four people in life you would die for, team player, don't like to be anywhere without you four people, have a very seperate personality from that of your four, have one skill you have honed to perfection, you bent the rules a bit, somewhat independent thinkers

Clone Trooper- Typical person, are good with mechanics, can work alone or in a big group, listen to the instructions given to you and follow them through, you know who your superiors and minorities are and where you fit in, you follow regs, you don't always think for your self

You listen or sing Vode An to yourself when you need a confidence boost

You have memorized the Vode An by heart and have tried to teach the lyrics and correct pronunciations to someone else who isn't obsessed with clones

You completely freak out when someone brings up Clone Troopers or you see then in a movie

The word Clones makes you squirm in your seat(in a good way!)

Every time you watch RotS and AotC and The Clone Wars series you think that Clones get too little screen time, even though they are in the last half hour and every scene

You dream about Clones (Day and night)

You right about Clones, page after page, after page

When someone brings up modern day cloning, you don't think of a cow who has a double, you think about the GAR and you favorite sig, nickname, trooper, and rank

You watch Ironman and every time Robert Downy Jr. says Arc Reator you think ARC Troopers!

you try to get the most out of life, not the most items you can get

You think that if you could wear ARC Trooper armor, Commando, armor, trooper armor, it would be the coolest thing and you would never take it off

When you space out you are in your own little world or life with clone troopers

'Rookies' is on your top five fave episodes in 'Clone Wars,' but 'Hidden Enemy' is not. (Clone Troopers should never be portrayed that way!)

If you get mad when your computer displays words like Ordo, Darman, and Etain wrong.

When you are expecting Kal and Omega to show up in KOTOR.

You are wriing more when you should be doing a report that is due tomorrow.

You mix up Mira with Mirta, Laseema with Mission, and of course, use Etain interchangeably with Ahsoka. The same goes for Dar and Rex.

You try and type the word comment and it comes out as commander


Random Things I Find

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, xEmmyxlovesxKevyjx, Phil123, Volital, The Mad Maiden, RvB Freelancer Tex,

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are SO obsessed with Star Wars that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If your sibling is ready to kill you for all the times you've quoted Star Wars, post this in your profile.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

If you can recite the Jedi Code by memory copy and paste this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia, Emperor Sunny, Leia Blade of the Jedi, jedigal125, DarkSkyGirl,Masterful-Mind

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you are mad that they have not discovered Tattoine, Naboo, Coroscant, and Kashykk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then and are proud of it, copy and paste this to your Profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14, ChocolateChan, Angel-temptations,Garra's Moruni, ARC13, Masterful-Mind

There is no emotion

There is peace

There is no ignorance

There is knowledge

There is no passion

There is serenity

There is no death

There is the Force

If you know WHICH Jedi Code this is (cheat if you must) copy and paste it to your profile!

You may be obsessed with Star Wars if...

...Your favorite book of the Bible is Luke

... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'

... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.

... you address your teachers as "Master."

... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.

... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.

...you have ever attempted to perform a jung ma.

... you even know what a jung ma is.

... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.

... you know how to write in Aurebesh.

... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'

... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.

... you understand any of this.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

If you wonder why Star Wars fans don't have a cool name like "Trekkie," copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate when people mistake Star Wars for Star Trek, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you own more than three plastic lightsabers (each a different color) copy and paste this into your profile.--Obi-Wan-Blue, Mace Windu-Purple, Qui-Gon-Green, Darth Maul-Red

If you own a voice-altering Darth Vader helmet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wonder why on earth they don't make Jedi Halloween costumes for girls (and are infuriated) copy and paste this into your profile.

I believe that clones are human beings and have rights! If you agree, copy, paste, add your name to the list, and help the galaxy become a better place! ARC13, Masterful-Mind (ARC13 made this one, and yes, I am a clone rights supporter xP)

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

-Come to the dark side, we have Hayden Christensen

Crazy is when you're mom doesn't know which Star Wars character said a quote, and you start yelling at her. Crazy is when your mom asks the name of a Star Wars character, and you give her an entire history lesson about the person. From birth to death, including accomplishments and failures. crazy is when you decide to learn an alien language (Mando'a...yay!), and then try to teach it to your friends and family. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile (hehe Halo and Star Wars)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you know that the clowns are out to get you, copy this into your file

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't write slash! if you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you think that learning a foreign language is overrated and schools should offer Glimmik (?) (ST) Or Mando'a (SW), copy and paste this into your profile (I made this one, yeah! Mando'a speakers!)

If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no mattter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If when your friends/family tell you that Star Wars isn't real and you spazz out copy and paste

What would you do-OOO-oo for a Klondike Bar? Well, If you're like Princess Leia, you would shoot a bunch of Stormtroppers who just happen to have some.

If you only break for falling Jedi masters, I congratulate you.

If Master Yoda tells you that he sees malt liqor ads in your future, don't get mad, get even.

Never let Luke Skywalker install a surond sound system. More than likely, it'll be THX.

I see CGI people. Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other, they only see what they want. The don't know that they're CGI. If you see them too, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

Invade and dominate Wonka Factory and become a Sith Chocolateer today!

I would rather be weird than be known, because, sometimes, by being weird, you become known.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them. (i got this from jedigal125's profile)

1. Asajj Ventress

2. Anakin Skywalker

3. Jango Fett

4. Boba Fett

5. Sev (Don't we all love cute, psycho clones?)

6. Mace Windu

7. Alpha (ARC!!)

8. Etain

9. Kal Skirata

10. Scorch (BOOM!!)

11. Ordo

12. Darman

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Mace Windu and Ordo...Poor Mace, he'll get his head bashed in by an angry ARC

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Boba Fett? I like his charcacter...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Haha...Darman and Etain. It happened!!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Republic Commando!!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Anakin Skywalker and Mace Windu... I hope not. EWWWW!!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Sev/Kal or Sev/Rex...His "dad" or a clone brother...I won't even chose

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Alpha walks in on Anakin and Darman? I would feel sorry for Alpha and Darman and would laugh in Anakin's face.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Asajj Ventress/Etain. Not possible. Nope.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Alpha/Darman Title: Etain's Sorrow.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

Jango...no friends, but I can think of someone

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I draw Ordo!! And I plan on writing!!

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Anakin/Boba/Sev...I hope not. Sev will hurt them and get another kill if they do.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Nobody by Amy Studt or Hold by Superchick. She needs a confidence boost!!

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Asajj/Mace/Darman...T for Clone Jedi Sith violence

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Everyday!!

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Do I have to answer this? Asajj/Alpha-Kal/Alpha-Asajj/Ordo-Ordo/Darman-Darman/Sev-Sev/Jango. Do I have to say anymore. I do not agree.

What title would you give this fic?

Why Sev secretly plotted with Mace Windu to kill Jango Fett OR How Clones conquered the Galaxy

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it is stupid when a family member associates a girl as a "boy" when she is obsessed with Star Wars or Clone Troopers, copy and paste this into your profile. (I made this one, and Star Wars is not boyish! Go girls who love it!)

When you go on a rant or quote Star Wars daily and everyone around you thinks your some weird nerd everyone should avoid, and you know their jealous of your mad skills and passion, copy and past this on your profile (I made this one)-history behind this one is I have a friend who was shocked to know I liked Star Wars(little does he know I am obsessed with it!). When he was talking about some characters, little did he know it was me who was naming actors and characters he couldn't remember. And when ever I hear some one talk about SW, I am the one he consults for knowlage

You become very defensive when someone bad mouths Star Wars, copy and paste this on your profile (I made this one)

When ever you here the word Star Wars you stop what you are doing, perk up, and eavesdrop, copy and paste this on your profile (I made this one)

Are the Star Wars mastermind who every one asks when they need a little more SW info (I made this one)

If you think Padme changes her outfit/hairstyle waaaaay too often, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Padme needs an attitude adjustment and needs to stop manipulating Anakin, copy and paste this into your profile. (I made this one, someone needs to teach that Senator a lesson.)

If you think that most of the female Senators in SW are snooty, copy and paste this into your profile. (I made this one, Amidala and Chuchi just bother me! Mon Mothma is the only rational one, she had the same hair/dress all the way to the trilogy.)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

If when your friends/family tell you that Star Wars isn't real and you spazz out copy and paste (jedigal125)

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them. (i got this from jedigal125's profile)

1. Master Chief (John-117)

2. Arbiter (Thel 'Vadum)

3. Jacob Keyes

4. Jerome-092

5. Ripa 'Moramee

6. Rtas 'Vadum

7. Sam-034

8. Kelly-087

9. Kurt-051

10. Fred-104

11. Linda-058

12. Will-043

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Rtas 'Vadum/Linda? That would be something, but no

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I like the CGI animation for his armor in Halo Wars

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Will got Kelly pregnant? Linda would be mad (Linda/Will=non-canon pairing)

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No fics, but books

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Thel and Rtas would be slash! No way

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Rtas Fred or Kurt...No comment what so ever

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sam walks in on Arby and Will. Oh God, help him

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

John/Kelly? Sure, that is one of the most popular non-canon pairings in Halo

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Sam/Will --Title: When Halo Turned Upside Down

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three hot?

No one thinks Jacon Keyes is hot

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Hmm, I don't think so

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Arby/Jerome/Rtas They better not

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hmm, probably One in a Million by Bosson, hints at a John/Kelly

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

John/Rtas/Will--M for Slash

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

This week. Read Fruity Sangheili's Iota (sorry, couldn't get the link to work)

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

John and Sam are in a happy relationship until Kurt runs off with Sam. John, broken hearted, has a one night stand with Linda and a brief unhappy affair with Will, then follows the wise advice of Ripa 'Moramee and finds true love with Jacob Keyes. Look what happens when I have more males than females on a list like this one :(

What title would you give this fic?

Why Sangheili have Hooves

Fav Quotes

"For a brick, he flew pretty good"- Sgt Johnson, Halo 2

"Don't get any funny ideas." - John-117

"We'll be fine." - John-117

"You all right?" - John-117

"So...what sort of weapon is it?" - John-117

"Let's stay focused. Halo... How do we use it against the Covenant?" - John-117"

Slow down. You're losing me." - John-117

"Something buried? Where?" - John-117

Fi: "Do you think Sev's got a girlfriend?"

Darman: "If he has, she's probably escaped from the galactic city violent offenders unit." -Fi and Dar

"Have overpriced DeepWater hybrid, will explore..." - Walon Vau to Kal Skirata

Etain: "Are you okay, Dar?"

Dar: "I'm fine. I got bitten by an ARC trooper."

Etain: "That's gross. Are they posionous?" - Dar and Etain

"If Besany's offered to cook dinner for me does she mean dinner or..." - Ordo to Etain (poor Ordo...)

"She's the one who needs to be careful. I'm the one with the tatsushi recipies." - Kal Skirata talking about Ko Sai, renegade Kaminoan scientist

"Kal'buir, just hit her, will you? You can't have a meaningful ethical debate with the thing." - Mereel to Kal Skirata, on Ko Sai

"Aw, c'mon...the durasteel underwear syndrome?" - Delta squad, on Bard'ika's 'identity crisis'

"General Jusik, sir, is any of this showing up on your disturbance -in-the-Force meter?" - Scorch

"With respect, Zey can shove it!" - Bardan Jusik on his decision to leave to Jedi order...you go, Bard'ika!

"Yeah...I'm much more convincing when I'm on the verge of a heart attack." - Kal Skirata, upon finding that Ko Sai's data was not really destroyed

"It's about time that you Jedi took your heads out of your shebse, stopped contemplating your midi-chlorians, and did a reality check!" - Kal Skirata (stole the words right out of my mouth)

"cute and strill in the same sentance...well, you learn something new every day." - Rav Bralor

"Sargent, why are you so certain no one is coming?"

" We're just clones, sir. We're meant to be expendable."

"Not to me." - Plo Koon, and Sergant Sinker (I am now a Plo Koon fan because of this statement)

"It's not a skirt...it's a Kama!" - Ordo

"And they say clones are all the same, do they?" - Kal Skirata

"Do or Do Not, There is no Try" -Yoda

"Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is" -Yoda

"Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?" ―Obi-Wan Kenobi to Han Solo

"You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!" ―Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Size matters not." ―Yoda

"Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?" -Obi-Wan Kenobi to Anakin Skywalker

"Another Happy Landing" Obi-Wan Kenobi

"I sense Count Dooku."

"I sense a trap."

"Next move?"

"Spring the trap."-Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi

"No, I am your father"-Darth Vader (duh!)

"Into the garbage chute, flyboy."- Leia to Han

"Remember, the Force will be with you, always"- ghost of Obi-Wan

"You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile"- C-3PO to Artoo

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper" -Leia to Luke

"Die Jedi dogs! Oh, what did i say?- C-3PO's head on battle droid's body XD

"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie" Leia to Han

"I can assure you they will never get me onto one of those dreadful starships"-C-3PO

"Just for once let me look on you with my own eyes." Anakin right before his death.

"I'm looking fo a great warrior"

"Wars not make one great"- Luke and Yoda

"Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic life form"- Obi-Wan

"These are not the droids you're looking for"- Obi-Wan XD

I love you.

I know. - Leia and Han

"Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship." Obi-Wan Kenobi

"Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!"

"Apparantly not" Obi-Wan and Anakin

"I was begining to wonder if you even got my message"

We retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you requested Master. Then we decided to come rescue you"

"(looks up at chains) Good job!" Obi-Wan and Anakin

"You call this a diplomatic solution?"

"No. I call it agressive negotiations." Anakin and Padme

"If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny peices, and blast us into oblivion" Obi-Wan

"Are you an angel?" Anakin Skywalker

"And they say clones are all the same, do they?" - Kal Skirata (Wow...Kal is so right on this one, it isn't even funny!)

"Ordo, you just flattened an ARC!" - Kal Skirata

" Force-powered lie detector..." - (Etain's new nickname?!)

"Oh great...rolling death balls!" - Ahsoka Tano referring to droidikas

"...I don't want to profess my love for ORDO!" (Really? Why ever not:P) - Etain, after she asked Jusik how to say 'I love you in Mando'a'

"Mereel had always thought of Kaminoans as cold, arrogant, xenophobic, and even suitable for barbecuing..." (BBQ Aiwha Bait, anyone? Going once, going twice...) - Republic Commando: True Colors

"Gar ru kyramu kaysh, di'kut; tion'meh kaysh ru jehaati!" ( Translates to: 'You killed him, you moron; what if he was lying)" - Kal Skirata

"No, I actually like you, ad'ika. I just despise Jedi." Kal Skirata to Etain Tur-Mukan

"Don't you dare drop my verps!" - Kal Skirata (What can I say...he's extremely quotable!)

"Mhi solus tome

Mhi solus dar'tome

Mhi me'dinui an

mhi ba'juri verde" - Mandalorian marriage contract

"Can I borrow a Jedi, please?" (Because PR is just their thing!) - Jaller, Organized Crime Unit

"Do Jedi work here, too?"

"yes...we make excellent file clerks." - Etain, and Corr (I think...)

" I don't want to worry you, Kal, but I've started an armed siege at the medcenter..." - Besany Wenan (Oh...nothing to worry about, picking up milk...started a siege...nothing much.

" I'm only a simple trained killer, but something tells me never to eat in a restaurant with a bad pun over the door." - Sev

" Sev's a dead-body-ologist!" - Delta Squad

"Why you... stuck up, half-witted, scruffy looking... nerfherder!"

"Hey. Who's scruffy lookin?" Han and Leia

"How are you doin?"

"Same as always."

"That bad huh?" Han and Luke

Scorch: "Yeah! I love that smell!"

Fixer: "All I smell is burned Geonosian"

""Did they find the data?"

"No, I hid it pretty well."
"Where, exactly?"

"Mmmm, you don't wanna know.""-Scorch and Boss

"Scorch: "So... you've been ordered around by a geriatric and a child have you?"

Darman: "Scorch, do you like medcenter food?"

Scorch: "Touchy, touchy..."

Kal Skirata: "Delta! This is the geriatric. Get down and give me fifty, now!"

Sev: "Fierfek.""―Scorch, Darman, Kal Skirata, and Sev

CT-01/425: "Someone important noted your excellence on Geonosis."

Scorch: "You hear that, Sev? Someone thinks I'm excellent."

Sev: "Well, at least that makes two of you."
— Delta Squad

Scorch: "Sev, did that corpse give you a nasty look?"

Sev: "Rule 17..."Scorch: "We know, always make sure they're dead.

"I sense violence in our near future."-Scorch

"If we're all clones, why am I the only one with a sense of humor?"―Scorch

Now here is a funny one. George Lucas came up with this line after Bush said this! XD XD XD

"If you're not with us; then you're with the Terrorists." - George Bush

"If you're not with me; then you're my enemy!" - Anakin Skywalker

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1. Loyal
After Order 66, Commander Cody takes the time to think back on his actions. Was it really worth it?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Published: 9-28-09 - Complete
2. 017 :Seventeen: 117 » reviews
When Tiffany-126 is dumped with John-117, Jessie-017, Will-043, and Fred-104; how will the group react when they learn that Tiffany was put in the SPARTAN II Program because her Father paid a rather large sum of money and can't fight for her life? WIP
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,254 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-28-09 - Published: 7-20-09 - Master Chief/John-117
3. Mishap on Aaris III » reviews
When a Republic pilot is caught smuggling Ore to the Separatists, Lyira must make the decision weather or not to tell her Jedi captor her biggest secret of all. One that could help the Republic win the war, or walk into the biggest ambush yet. OC X OC
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,304 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 5-22-09
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When Anakin is in a bad mood, he choses to remind Ahsoka about the loss of her squad above Ryloth. She ends up finding comfort in Captain Rex and they admit to their feelings for each other. Rated T to be safe. WIP-There will be more chapters
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-10-09 - Published: 5-25-09 - Captain Rex & Ahsoka T.
5. First of Her Kind: Part 1 Multrax V » reviews
First attempt at romance in Star Wars. One of the first female clones of Jango Fett is thrown into a squad with 4 other ARCs. Will she be able to handle the ridicule and love or will it prove too much? HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY ARC13. PT2 STILL BELONGS TO ME.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,869 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-31-09 - Published: 4-19-09 - Complete
6. First of Her Kind: Part 2 Mission to Tatooine » reviews
Sequel to FoHK: P1-MV. How would Runa's life go if she never fell for Sol? Will Alpha and Lambat squads put aside their differences and work together to destroy a Seppie base or will the mission end in shambles? WIP-two more chapters to go
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,467 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-19-09 - Published: 4-25-09
7. Forgotten Generations reviews
Based on the many stories created around people who can turn into animals. Hayden and a group of supernatural Anipe must save their species from extinction when a subspecies undermines the reigning family of the second dimension world of Yyrgin.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-19-09 - Complete
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