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since: 04-16-09, id: 1903481, Profile Updated: 08-23-09
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Author has written 12 stories for Bratz, and Queer as Folk.

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I like reading, writing, boys, reviews, youtube, babies, T.V., technology, HOT SAUCE!!

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GOD

BUNNIES!!

shopping

family

THE GAYS!!

M.I.A

MUSIC!!

EVERY SINGLE MUSIC ARTIST IN THE UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP( if u don't know look it up and you will find love 2 lol)

MPREG!! lol

FAV TV SHOWS

Bratz

Queer As Folk (u.s)

Yugi Oh (the original with Yami and Tea)

Family Guy

All My Children

One Life To Live

The Simpsons

South Park

Anything Tyler Perry

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Yamisangel101 if I had not found her fanfiction page 3 years ago I would have NEVEREVER been on or loved fanfiction keeping up with her awsome stoires NAD many many many others. So thanks Yami you are my number one fanfiction idol. I love ya hon lol.

SPEACIAL SPEACIAL SPEACIAL SPEACIAL THANKS TO:

Blonddiva when I first found your stories while looking in Yamisangel101 reviews i fell IN LOVE WITH THEM. I love them and ALL of your stories I have nothing but praise for you and your stories.

SPEACIAL SPEACIAL SPEACIAL THANKS TO:

Twirlstar13or animegirl14 I LOVE YOUR STORIES WHEN I FOUND YOUR PAGE I WANTED TO THEN STAY ON FANFICTION.NET THE ENTIRE SUMMER LOL keep up the good work girl. O and we are the SAME age so hoooray!

My Bratz World.

Eitan: Is name Jeremiah Eitan Manning and is 24 unless said other wise. He was abuse while he was fifteen by his uknown uncle that is His dad's older twin brother Darius. Has a 2 year old daughter named Mina Skylar Manning and is married to Yasmin unless said other wise. Is a behind the scenes singer for fall out boy and went to the University of Miami. Tried to commit suicide twice.

Cameron: Was Eitan's foster brother. His name is David Cameron Levesque-Carter. actually is Jo jo's cousin. Is married to Tara and has a son by her name Derran. ( a mix of david, Cameron and tara kind of).

Yasmin: Is married to Eitan unless said other wise. Gave birth to Mina. Her real name is Yasmin Syanna Manning ( was born Barrington)

Aiden: Was Eitan's best friend /now cousin. Birth name is Aiden Konner (Its the closest i get to Koby ok) Urie. Changed name to Aiden Konner Manning. Is Brendon Urie's lost older brother because his parents kicked him out when he was 12 Is going to marry Kelly unless relationship status is changed other wise. Is a lawyer and is 26 unless said other wise.

Tara: Is Yasmin's younger sister and they are nine months apart. Her full birth name is Tara Roxxane Barrington/ now Levesque- Carter.

Kelly: Is Tara's baby fraternel sister. Her full name is Kelly Meyhgan(yes the bratz meyhgan) Barrington.

Judah Manning: 36 OR 44 unless said other wise, is Eitan's father and Adien's uncle. Is suicidal in some stories and a little weird and kind of an irresponsibale parent and a push over. Hated his father and the things he did. Divorced his gold digging wife when his son was eleven. Moved from California to Maryland with his wife and after the divorce moved back to California with his son and brought Aiden along after his parents kicked him to the curb. Had an in the closet relationshp with Bryant in his younger years until he hit one day (the result of roid rage). Slept with his ex wife when they were drunk and produced a child(thought to be one). She aborted the child behid his back (which turns out to be Julian) but she still ends up pregnant when a second child was found the same age. Began an super close friendship to Eris whom becomes his wife and soulmate.

Dominick: Was sampled from those princess in the pauper barbie thing( the ONLY babie i actually like because one's name was Erika or erica anyways it like ericka) . He is secretly in love with Judah since the day they first met. Was going to marry Eris but his now wife Yolanda crashed the wedding because Dominick thought the baby she was pregnant with was his. The cat fight she started at the wedding ended causing Eris her love lifeto be sadder, and the death of the baby. Which in later years Judah brought out the truth Yolanda kept was that it was Kevin's baby. He is still married to her and have no children.

Jayden Manning: Judah's younger twin brother. Has two daughters and one son. Used to be His father's favorite until some secrets started to show and he moved out the manning mansion but still kept in contact. He is soulmates with Chelsea( She and Judah hate each other for some weird reason) and they share custody of Aiden and his othe tow daughters.

Julian Manning: Is Eitan's younger twin brother. He was the child that was aborted but put into someone else's womb thus making him being born a month after Eitan but on the same day. He really doesn't have a lot of drama in his life except his 'parents' died when he was 16 and that made him come find Judah his real father and family.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Kitty-Taisho, X-Factor-Glory,AnimeFangirlForever

If you believe preps travel in packs, put this in your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you), put this in your profile.

If you are really random, put this in your profile.

I am so special!!...not.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever,

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2006 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you ran down an up escalater copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever

If you enjoy glomping people from behind copy this to your profile.

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass copy this to your profile.

If you have ever walked and all of a sudden ended up falling on your ass more then once copy this to your profile.

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

favoite sayings: 'oh shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?'
last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 266 words, The Ten Commandments has 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,296 words.
If I won't be myself, who will?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
In theory, everything works.
Do unto others before they do unto to you.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!"
Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Procrastinate NOW!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
(most of these were found by others first, more like all of them...)

A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!'

A friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be there next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face.

A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail.

A friend will help you study for a test, a true friend will help you procrastinate studying for a test.

i'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times
once when it's said
once when it's explained to me
once five minutes later when i finally get it

Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door went nuts.

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you think the purple teli-tubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, SesshomaruLover23, Celestial Slytherin- Black, Animefangirlforever

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying, and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in your fave anime (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you laugh for no reason at all. Crazy is when you listen to the same songs every day all the time. Crazy is when you start laughing at your history teacher when he starts going on about the hunt he's going to be on after school that Friday, then start humming while staring at the ceiling when they look at you, and THEN ask them why they're looking at you. Crazy is when you glue a quarter to the floor of a mall and count how many people try and pick it up, then tell any stupid people hanging around wondering what's going on that it's GLUED there. Crazy is when you say a word with -ed at the end then say -ed over and over and over again and then smack someone upside the head and walk off laughing your ass off. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, then copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, Takaiteishu Naruto, Celestial Slytherin- Black,

Didn't write the poem below!

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

if u hate child abuse, post this on ur profile!!

06/09:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ITACHI-KOI!!

"Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Unless you're in Australia, then start worrying.

If the whole world depends on today's youth, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years. –Socrates

You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal. –Anonymous

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. -George S. Patton

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire. –Anonymous

If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. -Leo C. Rosten

People are morons. I don't have any other explanation. I really don't. -Joss Whedon

"the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train."

"light travels faster than sound. this is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak."

"lottery: a tax on people who dont understand statistics."

"main reason santa is so jolly: because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I'd kill for a nobel peace prize."

"If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?"

"If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving isn't for you."

"If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane."

"If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it."

"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?"

"If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

"If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?"

"If you can read this . . . I can slam on my brakes and sue you!"

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."

"Stop illitrissy now!"

"Stop repeat offenders, don't reelect them!"

"Straight is something crooked that was bent."

"Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!"

"I want revenge. Is that so wrong?"

"Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done."

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

(someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting"

It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 8 to reach out and slap the shit out of somebody.

The gem was born of evil fire, the Gem shall be his portal. He comes to claim, he comes to sire, the end of all things mortal.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.

Dimitri: Here, I bought you a dress.

Anastasia: (laughs) You bought me a... tent.

Dimitri: What are you looking for?

Anastasia: The Russian circus! I think it's still in here!

Be nice to your kids... they pick your nursing home.

I'd make you swear on the bible if it didn't make your skin sizzle.

They say that 99 of ugly-ass people check their messages with their thumb. It's too late- don't switch fingers now!

It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 4 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to fuck off.

A little boy walks past his parents room one night and looks in the keyhole. He then says to himself: "And this bitch gets mad at me because I suck my thumb!"

After great sex, she laid there stroking his penis. He said: do you want some more? She said: No, I'm just admiring it... I use to have one...

Cinderella was fired from Disney today. She was found bouncing on Pinnochio's face, screaming, "lie, you little fucker, lie!"

Mickey and Minnie went to court where Donald was the judge. Donald asked Mickey, "Why are you her today?" Mickey replies, "She's cheating on me." Donald says, "Well, why do you think so?" Mickey looks at Minnie who's gigglinng (hehehe) and says, "Look at her! She's fucking Goofy!"

Guy: What did you say?

Girl: Well, what did you think you heard?

Guy: I'd rather not repeat it...

Girl : Well then, we'll never learn what it was will we?

~Keep hope alive and laugh all the time. People might think your pyscho after that, but who gives a flying flip? Besides, I can't please them all.~

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

All entries are listed with the words they are frequently confused with. All spellings are correct.

Wary: cautious

Weary: tired

Wander: refers to movement, you let your mind wander when you aren't specifically thinking of anything (IE: Hagrid frequently wanders through the Forbidden Forest)

Wonder: refers to feeling questioning/curiosity, or feeling of amazement

Fallow: farming term, it is when you let the field(s) rest for a year or more so the ground can regenerate the nutrients and grow healthy crops

Follow: follow the leader

Thorough: exhaustively complete, (IE: Inuyasha spent 200 years thoroughly searching for a way to become a full demon before Kikyou and then Kagome's interferance)

Through: go through here

Threw: throw, I threw the ball

Sense: the five senses are sight, hearing, touch, taste, and smell.

Sense: when you feel/see something, usually intangible (IE: Harry can sometimes sense other peoples auras depending on the story)

Since: since then, from that point on, since that happened this occured (IE: Since Naruto is the Kyuubi no Kitsune container the villagers hate him)

Sell: you sell your possessions for money.

Sale: the cashier made a sale when you bought that shirt, a discount off regular price, There are frequently sales on clothes at Goody's.

Sail: you sail a boat or kite, the sheet used on boat masts to capture air to propel the ship (IE: The sails are tied to the masts on the Black Pearl to capture wind to the ship can set sail)

Cell: for fanfiction it is usually the jail cell or dungeon cell, a small (typically stone) room with few/no windows and a door to keep people (hero/heroine/villain/innocent sacrifice/hostage/etc etc.) isolated, is also what all living things are made of

Vile: nasty, disgusting (IE: Snape's potions taste vile)

Vial: a glass tube for storing liquid (IE: Potions are kept in vials)

Draught: refers to a liquid you drink (IE: The Draught of Living Death instills a death-like sleep on the drinker)

Drought: refers to extended periods of little to no rainfall when everything drys out (IE: I lived in Texas for three years during a drought)

The most frequently screwed up homonyms in the english language:

Their: possessive, That is their car

They're: conjunction of 'They Are', They're doing it again

There: location, You go here and I'll go over there.

Homonym: words that sound the same but mean different things (night/knight, dear/deer, etc etc, look up the list genius)

(And no, I did not take the time to do this. Someone else did. I just don't exactly know who... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 'ponders'

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Mpregl. Full summary inside. Very good stories. Please read review. Love ya!
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-19-09 - Brian K. & Justin T.
2. Family Life reviews
Justin wants to ask Brian a question. What could it be? Will he say yes? Or will he refuse?. The is rated T but if your no a mature enough teenager to what is going to come in later series, its rated M.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-18-09 - Brian K. & Justin T. - Complete
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Roxxi and Cameron go through hardships in there relationship, only to end up the happiest couple alive. No matter what stands in there way.
Bratz - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-18-09 - Published: 8-13-09 - Complete
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Bratz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-17-09 - Complete
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Bratz - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 8-28-09
6. The Truth: How it happened » reviews
This is the story told to the Bratz of how their new arrival came into existance.
Bratz - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 47,796 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 7-7-09 - Complete
7. Rockstar reviews
Rock Angelz front chicks Yasmin and Roxxi strut their stuff in the Mall. But when theses sisters get put in the corner they know just what to do to get out and show the haters who they're messing with. Its a songfic
Bratz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete
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Yasmin and Eitan hit it big in Vegas and have the time of their lives. But they find out that luxury has a price.
Bratz - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-29-09 - Complete
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Bratz - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-24-09 - Complete
10. My Love » reviews
Eitan moved to Stilesville, California to be closer to his family in Los Angelos leaving behind a dear best friend. Well he does have a suprise coming soon. WARNING:yaoi PAIRINGS:EitanxDylan..PLEASE REVIEW! my first story..NO FLAMES please
Bratz - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-7-09 - Published: 4-24-09 - Complete
11. Mpreg one shot part 2 reviews
READ this story please no flames and REVIEW ..WARNINGS:HOMOSEXUALITY..HINTS OF MPREG
Bratz - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-29-09 - Complete
12. The Beginning reviews
Eitan's family has been awaiting a long surprise. Well they'll finally get it in this story but It is just the beginning to a series of family drama and tragedy.WARNINGS:MPREG
Bratz - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-26-09 - Complete
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