| CelestialDeth |
Author has written 14 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, Halloween, Invader Zim, Silent Hill, Artemis Fowl, and Jhonen Vasquez. I'm Irish. Ruler of reality and bends the rules to my will. I can make brownies! Anyway, my favorite characters are Freddy Krueger (and his sexy hat), Invader Zim, and OC'S! I love OC, but I hate Mary Sues. Ewwww. Anyway, I'm just here to spread the love! And to damn all your souls! Just kidding. I love FEDORAS! And I like eating soul toast. If you haven't realized, I'm horrendously insane. I worship Freddy's sex closet. I also love Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers, but don't tell Freddy that. He gets really jealous. I like writing multi-chapters, but I'm the Queen of unfinished work. I also love humor. B.C. is Before Comedy. That's all that really matters. Romance is the game, and ZaDR is the way. GAY PRIDE! Woooo! I support it, but I don't write it. I'm really bad at it. I also write about what I'm obsessed with. So for like, I don't know...half a year it could be all about FREDDY and the next I'm writing about Chowder. I don't know. I'm insane like that. I love drawing cartoons. I do a comic stip called 'The Shizophrenic Adventures of a Sane Girl' You can view them at www.celestialdeth.deviantart.com But you don't have to. Just if you're curious. And here's my myspace, cuz I want more friends and I'm a lonely person. i'm always on ta chat and discuss stupid things, like why the fuck Huegh Hefner is still alive, and when will Bush choose his own tie, and nine headed babies or somethin: www.myspace.com/celestialdeth Just add me as a friend first and tell me who you are. I tend to be paranoid. ¬_¬ The aliens are coming for my spleen, i just know it... ¬_¬ I gues that's it for now. I like Sierra Mist Cranberry Splash. I call it Fiz-Wiz. -Irish Signing Out- | |||||
1. Ripped Butterfly Wings » reviewsA story comprised of One-shots from the life of a young Decepticon.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-4-09 - Published: 11-25-09 - Blurr2. Drunkticon Karaoke reviewsMegatron is out, and the Decepticons have nothing to do! Until D-Cal and Blitzwing have a brilliant idea. KARAOKE PARTY! This was co-written with my friend, and this was all HER idea!Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-1-09 - Complete3. Wait It Gets Worse » reviewsHazel Archer moves to Springwood, Ohio, and forms a band, Wait it gets Worse. Nobody knows that she murders people at night, except for Freddy Krueger, who unlocks all her secrets and torments her until she agrees to help him.A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-8-09 - Published: 6-30-094. If I go CrazyIt was just a stupid joke... Abigial isn't too bright, kind of average, a little crazy... but she brings something to St Bartelby's... we just have to figure out exactly what it is. Maybe Artemis can figure it out. A/H M for the swearing.Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Published: 10-23-09 - Artemis F. & Holly S.5. The Life of This Dream » reviewsHe promised himself he would never hurt her, but keeping the promise was harder than he thought. Now he has to live with her memory, but it isn't as unpleasent as it sounds. M! M! M! Sex hinting and lots of swearing. FreddyOCA Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 10-13-096. Just For a Little While » reviewsSmith's Grove has just gotten itself a new patient. Avery is angry, mean, and a little bit of a loner that doesn't believe that her sister is dead. But now Avery has got something new to worry about, and its bugging the hell out of Michael Meyers.Halloween - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-31-09 - Published: 7-15-097. Just a Taste of Hell » reviewsDaisy is a traveling serial killer that takes a hike to the town of Silent Hill. She expects it to be like any other small town in the country, but it turns into something she least expects. Based on movie, not the video games.Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-18-09 - Published: 8-4-09 - Pyramid Head8. PANTS! When Pants Ruled reviewsAPRIL FOOLS! A one-shot of a story I wrote for my school newspaper. Everything isn't what it seems when there are mass murders going about. The ultimate whodunit.Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-28-09 - Complete9. I Guess What I'm Trying to Say reviewsFreddy Krueger, the Springwood Slasher, is trying desperetly to keep his family in the dark about his child killings. And now he has to deal with a homeless fifteen year old girl that fears something else other than himA Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-20-0910. The Schizophrenic Show reviewsIt's the Schizo Show! With your host, Irish! It's a show of utter stupidity, and madness! She'll bring in your favorite, and not so favorite, characters. It ain't no Jerry Springer, or is it? but it sure is funny! Or....not.Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-17-09 - Zim & Johnny C. - Complete11. Straight To Hell » reviewsFreddy dies again and goes to hell, but this time he's stuck there along with the rest of the boogeymen! If you want to send in a suggestion for a horror movie character or make up your own, just tell me!A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-10-09 - Published: 6-11-0912. Screaming Lullaby » reviewsRaven Annabelle moves to a small remote town with her single mother to a place that doesn't appear on a map, and attends the newly reopened Camp Crystal Lake. She soon learns that screaming is just another form of a lullaby.Friday the 13th - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,798 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-29-09 - Published: 5-30-0913. The Answer No to Avoid Death » reviewsCassendra Aubrey happens to be a LITTLE insane. What happens when her new neighbor is Hannibal Lector and she starts to discover things about herself?Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 5-31-0914. Program To Function » reviewsThe SpringWood Slasher gets an unexpected visit from his obviously disturbed niece, Lydia Fabian. Set before the first NOES. Rating WILL go up in later chapters.A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-23-09 - Published: 6-2-09