"Who ate all the chocolate?" -My new pyjamas!! :)

Helloo!! I am Bunnyluv2534, more commonly known as Lizzie, and this is my lovely page! So kind of you to drop in. :)

These are just a few things about me:

Just A Few Things About Me:

I Love...

RABBITS: Who doesn't?! Seriously they are THE cutest things in the known universe. :D

SNAKES: They could give rabbits a run for their money in the Cute Factor. They are not slimey, I should know, I used to have pet ones... I miss you Suzie.. :( (sniff sniff)

LIONS: They are SOOO CUTE!! I want a lion... :)

CHOCOLATE: ...no words needed for this :P

Yehh.. soo, Now you know my LOVES, lets see my DESPISES... :S

I Despise...

DEAD INSECTS/ARACHNIDS: By the way arachnids are spiders, cool fact for yeh ;) But seriously EW!! Who likes looking at a dead body?! And unfortunately I live in a house which has a wasps' nest underneath the doorstep, soo we get A LOT of dead wasps around our home... (makes squeamish noise) But yeahh, I start shivering and sometimes if it's reeaally big I start crying.. NO JOKE I once started crying before school because there was a massive spider squished between the top of the door and the door frame, and I wasn't too happy. Yeah. :(

Most of the Following was Stolen from

"i am afraid of jellyfish"'s

Profile

(well, if she didn't want people to steal it, she should've put copywrite on it)

Enjoy De Crazinesses!! :P

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you are against child abuse, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile,

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy
(")_(") and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world
domination.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

QUOTES: I DIDN'T MAKE ANY OF THESE QUOTES UP : this is from TeNnIs PlAyEr's profile

-The ones that love you will never really leave you

-He who laughs last thinks slowest

-Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. (I SWEAR THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE RACIST)

-My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

-A day without light is, well, night

-Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

-Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

-I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

-There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. :D

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-When an announcement comes over the loud speaker at a store, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

-Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'

.
10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

RULES FOR LIFE AT HOGWARTS! (For Muggleborns)

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches.

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball.

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental.

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends".

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions. (Highly inappropriate, albeit very funny.)

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom.

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

Ok now the following is ALL MINE OWN WORK!!

I actually made some funny stuff up! Well, i think it's funny anyway.

Ways to Annoy People in a Shop

Run in, scream "I'm Batman!!" and run round and round the shop singing the Batman theme-tune at the top of your voice. Then run away.

Bring a foldy chair and dress in all black with sunglasses. Sit in a shadowy corner and stare at the person behind the till.

Bring binoculars and stare at the security camera for a few hours.

Stand in the middle of the shop and start bellydancing.

Start a big conga chain all around the shop.

Bring some mice. Let them loose in the shop.

Bring a lightsabre and stand next to the door. Jab everyone who comes in or out with the lightsabre and say it's, "necessary security precautions".

Bring a pot plant and a notebook and pen. Put the pot plant on the floor and kneel next to it in front of a stall, occasionally scribbling stuff down into your notebook saying, "Interesting". When asked to move, scream,"THIS IS AN AMAZING BOTANICAL INVESTIGATION, WHY SHOULD I INTERRUPT IT FOR A NEWSPAPER?!"

Bring a torch and break all the lights. Make shadow puppets in random places around the shop.

Bring camping equipment. Build a tent, make a bonfire and roast marshmallows in the middle of the shop singing the Campfire Song Song.

Bring cleaning equipment. Start polishing all the fruit and dust the customers, occasionally exclaiming how filthy this place is.

Bring a desk, a laptop, some books and a pot plant. Put books all along the shelves of the shop. Start a library.

Get a cat. Get a bucket of water. Bring both into the shop and pour the water all over the cat. Watch the cat wreak havoc on the shop trying to get dry.

Make sure that this shop is a ground-floor shop. Wear a cape, run in and scream,"I'M SUPERMAN!!" and leap out of the window singing the Superman theme tune.

Sit in a corner and laugh.

Dress up as Tigger and bounce all over the shop breaking stuff and singing "Tiggers Are Wonderful Things".

Dress up as Winnie the Pooh. Pour honey everywhere.

Dress up as Eeyore. Proclaim in the middle of the shop how gloomy life is and how sad you are.

Dress up as Piglet. Do a dance.

Dress up as Kanga. Tell everyone to be very careful when cooking their food not to burn themselves.

Dress up as Roo. Jump around the shop going, "WHEEEEEEEE!!".

Dress up as Heffalump. Sit on the fruit and tell the manager not to put food on the chairs.

Bring a till and a desk. Put them next to the real things and give everyone fake change.

Bring a collecting tin. Stand by the door and follow a customer around the shop saying,"Spare some change? Spare some change?" over and over again really fast.

Set off a load of fireworks in the loos.

Dress up as a parrot. Whenever someone talks scream, "POLLY WANNA CRACKER! POLLY WANNA CRACKER!"

Get a load of your friends together and sing Sister Act songs in the middle of the shop loudly and horribly.

Put a bucket of water over the front door.

Stand in the middle of the shop and laugh hysterically for no reason.

Bring a lot of bananas. Pelt everyone who comes through the door with them. (Make sure they're peeled first)

Bring a bowl and cake ingredients. Pretend to be Delia Smith.

Stand in front of the door and pretend to be deaf.

Tape an, "Out of Order" sign on the front of the shop.

Spray paint the front of the shop bright pink. (If it's already pink, try bright green)

Decorate the shop for Christmas on Easter Sunday.

Decorate the shop for Easter on Christmas Day.

Dress up as a seal. Whenever someone talks, clap your hands together and make loud seal noises.

Stick pictures of oranges all around the shop.

Hang a banner over the shop with a random message on it. "Mice are my Friends!"

Have your birthday party in the shop. Forget to tell the manager.

Flood the shop.

Toilet paper the shop.

Bring a permanent marker. Draw all over the walls.

Write, "Sister Act Rocks!" on the walls, and, "Whoopi Goldberg Rules", on all the newspapers.

Stick googly eyes on all the fruit.

Write, "I'm watching you" on the door.

Yay! A few more things about me, I am constantly happy, which drives my friends insane, I hate beef and celery and I love reading the Harry Potter books, which gave me the idea of writing my own Adventures for Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs. Please review my stories, tell me if they are poo or not, and GO ON NEOPETS because it rules :P
Oh, and since I started new games on Pokemon Leaf Green and Emerald, I love the games again. They rock my odd socks, and I'm currently writing the EXACT story of my Emerald game. All the names are real, including my character's. I'm being serious, here! :D
I HAVE DONE THE FIRST CHAPTER! :D Cookies for me! (chomp)