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Author has written 17 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Kirby, Fire Emblem, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
February 20, 2012
Sorry I'm innactive, but I PROMISE I'm alive. I'm just Hetalian, that's all. XD
Who am I?
I am Kit.
I am a girl who has ADHD and Asperger's syndrome. However, I don't take pity. I've had it all my life, there's no cure, I'm fine with it. It's who I am.
When it comes to being social, I can't. I'm awkward, clumsy, I like everything no one's ever heard of.
Writing is my passion. I thought I'd never be good at anything when I was younger, but then I learned to write.
So don't pity me, I can do this. When I write I'm just like you.
What am I like?
I'm nice and fun. I'm a little lazy, but extremely hyper. I'm not very organized, and my mind tends to wander when I'm bored. I'm a Christian, but I'm not radical; sometimes you need to have faith to see.
I'm a skilled artist and an even better writer; but for what flaws I do have in those trades, I've got a horrid sense of proportions and can't draw humans. In writing I tend to make the same typos over and over again until I teach myself how to fix them.
Anyways, aside from writing I'm a female gamer, and I am a fan of some aspects of the Japanese culture.
I can't say I'm a fan of anime or manga. I love it, but I like too few of each to be a real "Fan". Of what I do like, I am a fan of FullMetal Alchemist, One piece, and Hetalia.
Like I said, I'm a girl gamer.
My favorite character is Meta knight. Not sure why, but when I had a choice to pick a favorite character of all time, he was my choice. He wasn't really the time of character I was known to like: Cold, humorless, a complete biped and no animalistic features at all if looks count. . .
I could go on and tell you a whole story about how I came to fan fiction, how I met many of my friends, and how I found out what I would be when I grew up. However that wastes space in the profile, and I just cleaned it out.
Oh, one other thing: I've got a great sense of humor.
You don't believe me from how serious I've been writing?. . .
Heh. . .
Just try talking to me, you'll think I'm a completely different person.
I basically use "WhiteKitsuneKnight" for my username in most other places.
I do have a Facebook, but I don't share it with people that often (I rarely go on, anyway).
I am a (a I tell you, golfer is also ring leader of this circus) proud leader of the SamusXMK army!! We fight for fluff!! PM either me, or golfer to join!
SamusXMeta knight: Armour shipping
Army Position: I am General of Fantasy/Sci-fi CLASH!
Parings I like:
HectorXFlorina (FE OTP)
LynXEliwood (Though I will take Mild KentXLyn)
My Unit MaleXMy Unit Female
Tiff/FumuXMeta knight (Note: I do know that this pairing gets a lot of hate for it being "Lolicon". I don't read or write anything extreme for these two.)
Knuckle joeXSilica (Go dear children! Go romp in the fields with each other!)
JercaXGarlude (Not when you also have JoeXSilica)
As I am extremely picky about Hetalia ships, most of these are historical in some way. Also, I'll support any nation paired with their genderbent counterparts, but I refuse to call that "Selfcest", and I think of it more as if two people from a country are in love.
AustriaXHungary (I'll take a well-written frying-pangle fic or two though)
CanadaXUkraine (Sometimes I'll take CanadaXBelarus and EstoniaXUkraine though)
Fem!GermanyXItaly (I think Fem!Germany makes it even cooler)
LithuaniaXBelarus or KoreaXBelarus (Mostly crack. Then again, most ships I like with Belarus are crack.)
Parings I HATE(Or just mildly dislike):
As a general rule, I dislike all yaoi, yuri, and incest. It’s nothing personal, I just don’t like it.
HectorXLyn (No, I don’t hate it. I read HectorXLyn Fanfics and look at fanart. I just like HectorXFlorina and LynXEliwood better.)
HectorXFarina (I don't really like Farina that much, but it's really because I see both of them being happier when Farina belongs to Dart)
EliwoodXNinian (HOLD IT. I don’t hate it. But I really cannot see Ninian, the sweet, gentle, lovely dragon of ice, marrying Eliwood, having ((chex cereal)) with him, and giving birth to someone like Roy, who’s kind of fiery and energetic. I don’t mind it. I just can’t see her being Roy’s mama. Besides, he has DOUBLE the sword skill if Eliwood married Lyn!)
MarthXShiida (I. HATE. SHIIDA. That boy bashing, overprotective, Mary sue-ish little-!)
KirbyXMeta knight (My 2nd Anti-OTP. Because we all need a pedophile in our lives)
GermanyXFem!Italy or GerIta
Malicious!RussiaXAnyone (Especially the Baltics. Genderbending does not make a difference)
Balticest (I consider the Baltics to be related. Genderbending does not make a difference)
SwitzerlandXLichtenstein (I don't care if Lichtenstein was adopted, she's still Switzerland's sister)
Now I know my fans are gonna kill me, but the copy and paste was taking up waaaaay too much of the profile.
What comes to mind when I say. . .
Diddy Kong: Popgun
Ike: FOR PRESIDENT.
King Dedede: THE BIG GAY DANCE!
Meta knight: AWESOOOOME!
Pikmin and Olimar: Kill off the pikmin!
Red (Pokemon trainer): My name ISN'T Ash!
R.O.B.: I am Wall-E.
Solid Snake: The Cardboard box owns over all
Sonic: YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!
Wario: I hate . . .
Bowser: BARNEY IS A DINOSAUR FROM OUR IMAGINATION!
Captian Falcon: FALCON... PAUUUUUWWWWNCH! It's super effective!
Donkey Kong: Also hate...
Falco: Tweety bird!
Fox: Swish swash swash bang booooom!
Ganon: BEST. ZELDA CHARACTER. EVER.
Ice climbers: Veggies!
Kirby: META KNIGHT!!
Link: I broke away from Santa to find a better life :D
Mario: Let's-ah go!
Marth: One of the coolest Fire emblem characters ever.
Mr. Game and Watch: INK!
Ness: Not as cool as Lucas, but cool.
Pikachu: Zap. . .pwned
Princess Peach: Pretty!
Princess Zelda: Elf. . .:D
Shiek: Bo Shuriken!! Yowza!!
Samus: Zam!! Powpowpow!! eeeeeeeBOOOOOMM!
Toon Link: I can haz fantum zelduh!
Yoshi: If he had paws and not hands, he'd be cute. . .
21 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”
7. Don't use any punctuation
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”
11. Sing along at the Opera.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”
16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"
17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"
19. greet all your friends with a tackle.
20. Go to a costume party as a cowboy and when someone asks you where you got your costume from you say, "this is a costume party?"
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
21. Copy and end this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy.
And if ur crazier add another one and we'll believe it happen to you before
22. When someone tells you you're crazy, say "Wait, who am I? What is going on? Who are you? What do you want? AHH!"
Things to do when you're in Walmart!
1.) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
3.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6.) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.) Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10.) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."
12.) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
16. when you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"
17. Touch an electrical coard and pretend that you are getting shocked.
18. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"
Type your name with your knuckles: Mewtaknitght4ever
Type your name with your nose: Metaknight4ever (I...am...pure...awesome)
Type your name with your name with your feet: nmerrtsajkbbnuiygfbhtrfg45rerwcvcerd (Oooookaaaaaaay)
Type your name with a pen without looking: m,54rtrjkhfdgr (...yeah)
I like cheese. I think the sky should be pink. How come we drive on parkways, but park on driveways? Or why are apartments called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together? Lemonade tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
Copy and paste this into your profile if you are a proud Meta-Knight Fangirl then add your name to the list: PlushiePlush, Metaknight4ever
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
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