Author has written 28 stories for Mamma Mia!, Twilight, It's Complicated, Harry Potter, Dark Shadows, James Bond, and Death Becomes Her.
Introductions-...I guess are necessary.
Hello! If you are looking at this I guess you've taken a interest in my profile... either that or you're writing me down on a hitlist... it's probably the latter...
My name is: Charlotte
My Pen Name: TheBitterAftertaste
I'm eighteen years old and I'm British (Woohoo!)
James Bond (Casino Royale ONLY!)
Mamma Mia fics :)
My BEST friends on here consist of:
The lovely GammaOrionis because she is my one and only Voldy
The Amazing WeasleySeeker!
Read their fics okay?
I have a really big thing for actors and actresses, like borderline obsession. Hell I'm such a fangirl it's unbelievable. Because you have to love the AMAZING:
Helena Bonham Carter
Ships I LOVE:
Harry Potter: Bellamort(Bella/Voldie) Dracotrix(Draco/Bella) Bellius (Bella/Lucius) Bellirius(Sirius/Bella) Lucissa(Lucius/Narcissa) Bellarir (Bella/Fenrir) Dracissa (Draco/Narcissa)
Mamma Mia: Its Shermichael.. nothing else
Sweeney Todd: Sweenett (Sweeney/Mrs Lovett) Tobett (Toby/Lovett) DON'T JUDGE ME XD
Dark Shadows: Barnalia (Barnabas/Dr Julia) but my FAVOURITE is Bangie (Barnabas/Angelique)
James Bond: Jesper (JamesXVesper)
I am the person who is sad when the 'villain' in a film dies or gets destroyed, because I have the capability of understanding there is ALWAYS a back story, and my hobby is to attempt to make people see that characters like Bellatrix, Voldemort, Sweeney, Mrs Lovett, and Angelique ALWAYS have a past, and that others are just as much to blame for their choices
Current Favourite: Vesper Lynd- The one who had James Bond's heart, yet had a terrible secret of her own.
--*-*Favourite Film Quotes*-*--
'You will never know love...or friendship, and I feel sorry for you'
'The boy who lived...come to die.'
'You're scary sometimes...brilliant...but scary'
'Follow the spiders...follow the bloody spiders?! Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?!'
'Yer a wizard Harry'
'My Lord, I would like to volunteer myself for this task... I want to kill the boy!'
'As much as I admire your bloodlust Bellatrix, I must be the one to kill the boy'
'Put the boys in the CELLAR I want to have a little chat with this one... girl to girl!'
'What did you Lucy look like? You can't remember...can you?'
'I WANT YOU BLEEDERS' *drool*
'Seems like the good Lord sent you for me'
'So it is you...Benjamin Barker.'
'Carolyn touches herself...she makes noises like a kitten'
'YOU LITTLE SHIT!'
' I think i'll kill you first...orphan.'
'Just like I made David a bastard,'
'Je t'aime, tell me I love you Angelique...I want you!'
'Just like I sent David's Mother to the bottom of the ocean to have tea with the tuna!
'Please...don't kill me...you're a good man, a gentlemen!'
'But Angelique...you cannot love'
'Welcome back to the shadows Barnabas Collins...I've missed you.'
'Sleeping flame I summonly...to your form return- make the night shine bright as day and burn baby, burn!'
'I think I'll call this a Vesper...' 'Because of the bitter aftertaste?' 'No because wants you've tasted it...it's all you want to drink'
'So as charming as you are Mr Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our governments money, and off your perfectly formed arse!'
'Even accountants have imagination...'
'You want to do what? to me?' 'You've lost me completely...'
If you ever have any issues with my stories or just want to tell me what you thought, please don't hesitate to pm me! I also do quite a lot of roleplaying in characters, so just let me know!
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