Hello, everybody,

I used to have a really long biography written here, but I highly doubt anyone actually reads this, so I shortened it. Feel free to skip down to my stories instead of reading this, I'm just writing this for a laugh.

I am a grammar and spelling freak (usually...), which is probably why I have received so many PMs telling me that I'm a stupid preppy person (Sigh... My truthful reviews are not recieved well by everyone...). You can call me that if you like, though I'd prefer being called Magda, Roxy, or Awesome. Not that any of them are my real names xD. The only person that knows my real name on FF are my real life friends, and of course, TeamAliceCullen, so I usually just call myself Magda.

My friends from real life are here under the names alicecullenrocksforever and Sweet Lil' Precious Angel. I also had another friend on here, but dammit, I forgot her username :P. But the nicest person (and my BFF on FF) I've met here (apart from my friends, of course!) is TeamAliceCullen. She pwns all :D.

Twilight is a pretty cool book, but I hate how it's completely centered on Bella and Edward. I like all the other Cullens and the shape-shifters, so this is a major pain in the butt.

Please note that I am taking down some of my stories to edit them; I'm not sure when they will be up again, but I can assure you that they most probably will go up.

According to a few of the not-so-nice people, I am close-minded and mean, which basically translates that I'd like them to spell correctly and I give advice. Oh well.

And that's all about me - so far x).

~ Magda xoxo

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Edward

2. Esme

3. Tanya

4. Jacob

5. Rosalie

6. Emmett

7. Charlie

8. Jasper

9. Bella

10. Jessica

11. Quil

12. Claire

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Emmett/Quil? Never read it, and I'd be okay without reading it. Rosalie and Emmett are too cute :)

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Jacob! I know I sound like a n00b, but... OMG I THINK JAKE IS SO HOT!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Claire getting Jasper pregnant? Yeah, I'd think it was the other way round, and Quil would KILL Jasper.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Hell yeah, I've read fics about Bella. A bit too much, even.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I'd find Emmett/Esme quite funny, actually. Esme would be there to calm Emmett down, but Rosalie and Emmett just fit together better. Sorry, Esme.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Rosalie/Bella or Rosalie/Jessica would not be a good couple. I can't see Rosalie with Bella or Jessica, dunno why.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Charlie walking in on Esme and Claire would be funny. Hehe.

8. Make up a summary for a Three & Ten fic.

Tanya/Jessica. Tanya visits the Cullens, and meets Jessica. Is Jessica the ultimate BFF for Tanya, or will Tanya being a vampire ruin everything?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Edward/Jasper fluff is pretty common.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Charlie/Claire. Hmm. Protector, maybe? Since Bella's gone, Charlie needs another daughter. That would work.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Jasper songfic. Hmm. Darn it, can't think of one. Most of the music I listen too would be Alice music.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Edward/Emmett/Claire. WARNING: Slash fluff. I guess xD

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A Rosalie fic... 'bout three days ago. It was Revenge of the Roses, I think.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

"Edward and Charlie are in a happy relationship until Bella runs off with Charlie. Edward, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Quil and a brief unhappy affair with Claire, then follows the wise advice of Rosalie and finds true love with Tanya.”

Ooh! This is weird xD. My warning would be: Slash, incest, slash, and then a most definetly non-canon pairing. Hehe :D

15. What if 1 and 5 killed 11?

Edward and Rosalie killed Quil? Eh, I'd think that the shape shifters would kill them xD

16. What if 5 and 9 got a hammer and beat 3 to death?

Rosalie and Bella, killing Tanya? That's possible, and I'd think that Kate would go, "WTF?!" and kill them. Plus, what's with Rosalie killing everyone?

17. What if 6 and 1 killed each other?

Emmett and Edward killing each other... it would make a great fic x).