| Lady Izumi 101 |
Author has written 13 stories for Inuyasha. HAY MY BITCHES...sorry im randomly crazy.i hope to be your friend. THINGZ ABOUT ME: ummm...im random,crazy,fun loving,love music,have a lot of pplz,im randomly crazy,love dogs,love cats,love all animals,love pranks. WARNING:IM NOT A GOOD SPELLER.IM NOW LOOKING FOR A BETE.So put up with it for now! EYES:brown (im going to get glow in the dark blue neon eye lenses,just 4 fun,i dont need contacs,but thay rock!!) HAIR:dark brown i might put hight lights (blond & red) PEARSINGS:u no just the ear HOBBY:chilaxin,readin fan fics,wachin tv,killing people,being totaly evil,eating,writing fan fics,mabe robing a bank,yelling:THE WORLD IS GONNA END or OMG THE FLYING MONKY IS GONNA KILL US ALL,or,COOKIES..GIVE ME OR ILL EAT YOUR SOUL,u no things like that... FAV THINGZ:randomness,tv,inuyasha,sesshoumaru(aka Dr.fluffy kins =3),killing,making fun of pplz,making fun of pigons,making fun of the old people at wall mart,making fun of the people that work in wall mart or target,mabe some happy crack,the gay barbie song FAV BANDZ:my cemical romance,3 days grace,hollywood undead,Evanescence,Sum 41,things like that u noe. FAV SHOWS:inuyasha,black cat,bobobo,total drama island,six teen,sonic x,Blood,Black Blood Brothers,and a lot more that i forgot PARINGS:sesshoumaru & kagome(Inuyasha) train & saya (Black Cat) Saya & Hagi (Blood+ idksp?) This is a poem I made up. From time to time,I am a lone wolf traveling into an eternity of darkness well,life is the worst dream a dream is the beat life Life is the worst puzzle life is sometimes not acccepted life,to some is the darkness,but there is always a light Fallow that light,It will lead the way Fallow that light,It will lead to your end when you are at your end,you will find happiness well im done.now some random chat!! inuyasha: hay kagome come lets get jewl shards ,wink wink kagome: go shove ur damn jewl shards up ur ass sesshy: thats my little fisty miko koga: AHHH THE FLYING MONKY ITS GOT ME... inuyasha: hay u stopid monky its my job to kill koga..now fuck off...whate..wat...NNOOOOOOO... kagome: poor inu hey sessh lets go poke them with a stick!! sessh: i have better plans..starts to make out with kaggi kagome: can we go rob a bank,after this? sessh: mabe,we will see kagome: YAY,also I want to make fun of old people sessh: ok but lets finish this first (starts to make out) Lady Izumi: GO GET A FUGGIN ROOM ... now my beautiful flying monky Bob GET THEM (watches cast running around screeming for thair lives MUHAHAHAHA im so evil...) pps. I HATE KIKYO (SP?) I LOVE DR.FLUFFY KINS!! i alos love lemmony goodness!!sometimes im such a lemmony bitch but wever thats it wuv u all to death i also love cookies (mmmm yummy cookkies) I AM A FLUT (fluffy slut cuz i read most of the times LEMONS) also MY EVIL PLAN: to take ofer all the cookie factorys in the world !! MUHAHAHAHA cough HAHAHA KIKYO HATERS UNITE! me: SONG TIME!! inuyasha:(sudenly came back to life)WHERE ALL GONNA DIE,ITS THE END OF THE FUKIN WORLD me: barbie is bitch,she is just a witch, ,i realy hate her,why dose ken date her kagome: ken is such a man ill do all i can me and kagome: we wonna do him,we just wonna scew him,she is such a bitch i wanna scratch her eyes out inuyasha: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCHES!! koga: MY EARS ... STOP THEY ARE BLEEDIN all: didnt u die? koga: so...i..guess..its..m..ma...MAGIC all: ITS MAGIC U NO,NEVER BELIVE ITS NOT SO, koga; SHUT UP!! TOODILES!! (SINGS WERE OFF 2 SEE THE WZERD,THE WONDERFUL WIZERD OF Oz) everyone else:SHUT UP me:ok dont be bitchy bout it...gosh!! If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm. Whitelily, Darkstorm Mistystar's Legacy, Gingerstar14, RainLily13, Lady Izumi 101 (my clan name would be Snowstorm) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart. Copy and paste this into your profile if you just sang the songs listed above to check if they did have the same tune. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!) If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and past this in your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. …Who doesn’t?... If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren’t two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, copy this into your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile If someone has accused you of being bipolar when you're not, copy and paste this into your profile If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever gone so insane that your friends were scared of you the next day, post this in your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, oxIrishBella14xo, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, Lady Izumi 101 If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you're a psycho because you sing songs from lion king and then sing Avril Lavringe and corpse bride songs in the same day, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile the US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, Lady Izumi 101 Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya,Black Demon Cat, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, Lady Izumi 101 If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Orgaization of 13 Ninjas, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Forgotten in Darkness, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, Lady Izumi 101 If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. S.S.M.together, SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Forgotten in Darkness, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, Lady Izumi 101 If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile (I do this like almost every day at school) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile My obsession with Inuyasha and Yu Yu Hakusho would be it.) If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Runelesca,Kouga'sChils, RainLily13, Lady Izumi 101 Fun sayings and shit... ~Curiosity killed the cat, but fulfillment brought it back ~ Join the Dark side, We've got Cookies! - ~I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. ~If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two? ~I’m a cold and heartless bitch, but I’m damn good at it ~Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over. ~When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in some ones eyes. ~When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes. ~When life gives you lemons you make grape juice , then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it. ~ don’t think of it as ditching school, think of it as a self approved field trip ~ A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend(or me)will call him and tell him he has 7 day's to live. ~ A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend(or me)will walk up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?" "Hehehehehe, my ass. That doesn't give you permission to touch it however." "Look you wannabe mother-fucker. Apologize right now before your class room turns into a WWF smackdown and you and I are in the ring." "It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 3 to raise my middle finger and say 'SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING WHOREY ASS!" 'Shut the fuck up and go screw yourself over' "I would love it if you helped me. Tonight my place, around 10-ish "What do you think I am? A 2-cent whore? Maybe that was your last girlfriend." "I suggest you guys get back to your worthless, pathetic lives before I add you people to my hit list." "I don't see anything scary about her." "Yeah her face is like the reincarnation of Jason, but other than that, their is nothing scary about her." "So, what I'd miss?" "Nothing much. I just robbed a bank, killed the President of the USA, held Beyonce for a ransom, but not before going and beating the shit out of 50 Cent" "Really, that sounds like fun. Too bad. I've only robbed a jewelry store, killed Brittney Spears, kidnapped Will Smith and turned him into my sex slave and beating up Brad Pitt and Akon "What about me? Didn't you promise me that I was going to be your sex slave?" "Don't worry Puppy. I'll make it up to you soon." 'Okay, he seriously needs to get a new life. Either that or get a life. Surely, he can go buy one in a 99 cents store. At least those are better "What did you pour on me? It smells weird. It better not be pee or I swear I will-" "What did we discuss?" "If you slap someone, you are gay. If you punch someone, you are straight. So, are you straight or gay? Though you're far from straight." "If you hurt any of them, then I swear I will rip out your hearts, make you eat them, skin you alive, then make you watch as a have dogs eat your insides." "What are you gonna do?" Kagome asked. "Oh, I know. He's gonna make me appear during an assembly, and I will be wearing pink." Kagome's eyes widen. "Oh hells no. You do that, I swear, you will join your son in Hell." Okay, I want a chicken ceaser salad, hold the chicken. A hot potato with sour cream and butter, and french fries with ranch on the side. If you don't have ranch, buttermilk sauce will be perfectly fine. Oh, and to drink a Strawberry soda would be nice. (I LOVE STRAWBERRY SODA!)." I told the lunch lady. She just stared at me and put a green and brown glob on my plate. I winked at her and said, "Thanks, you're a doll." "Okay, sensei. First of all, I would not like to go outside because sitting on the floor hurts my ass like a mother fucker. And secondly, I am not talking to myself. I am talking to Casper, the friendly ghost. And thirdly, I was not talking. I was cursing and muttering." “Screw you,” Inuyasha scowled. “Yer all just a bunch of nut jobs, the lot of ya. You probably couldn’t help a blind guy piss in a can.” “Such language,” Miroku huffed. “Oh no!” I mocked. “I have angered His Fluffiness! Heaven forbid!” I figured if I was going to die, The probability of having a stimulating conversation with Sesshoumaru was about equal to having Santa Clause drop by your house mid August, saying he had a hangover and Mrs. Clause has kicked him out. If you think that any cartoon characters that are trying to steal cereal should just go to the freaking grocery store and buy some themselves copy this into your profile! If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile! (゚、 。 7 WARNING:IM NOT A GOOD SPELLER.IM LOOKING FOR A BETA AND I DONT HAVE THAT MUCH TIME.SO FOR NOW TRY TO PUT UP WITH IT UNTILL I GET A BETA. Thank you for trying to put up with me.If you cant and you like the story just whate a wile untill I get a Beta.I will tell on the summary if I have fixed it I have school and all so I might not get a Beta for a wile..Thank you all I LOVE YOU ALL JUST LIKE...Well you get the point. =3 | |||||||||
1. INUYASHA DARE TIME » reviewsThe Inuyasha cast is having a Dare a thon! And your reviews are the dares! You can give a dare to Inuyahsa agome Sango Miroku Koga Ayame Rin and Shippo...Oh yea I for got Kikyou too...I started it off with some dares alread! Cursing and sexual contact!Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,170 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 8-28-09 - Published: 7-9-092. The Story of Lady Izumi reviewsIzumi is just a normal Demon fox wolf miko inu when she finds out her mother was lieing to her! He mother isnt her real mother! What happends when I know who my real mother is? Izu\sessh kag\inu sa\mir wolf\lupin.Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-23-09 - Sesshomaru3. The New Girl » reviewsKagome is a Miko Inu Demoness who transferd to Shikon High. She meets her friends and and band mates of Trinity Blood. What happens when she meets our favorite emotionless demon lord? Will she melt his ice heart? Find out!Lemons,and in present time!Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,960 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-22-09 - Published: 7-1-09 - Kagome & Sesshomaru4. Kagome The Dark Miko reviewsKagome was heart broken and consumed by darkness when she finds Inuyasha with his past lover. She becomes dark and then meets her angle Jasmin. She then finds a scrool that states she mates a Daiyoukai! Will she exept the story? Or will she declind?Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-11-09 - Kagome & Sesshomaru5. Kagomes and sangos day of anoyence reviewsKagome and Sango are bored and are going to anoy the guys! Lemon in every chapter! Chapter 1 is Kagome and Sesshoumaru. chapter 2 is Sango Miroku...Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-6-09 - Kagome & Sango6. An Aim Conversation reviewsKagome and Sesshoumaru have a heated talk on aim! How long will it take for out loved Fluuffy-sama to go over to Kagomes house to have heated sex...Yha the conversation is that heated! Sex and language rated T : 1 shotInuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-6-09 - Sesshomaru & Kagome - Complete7. The New Ruler Of The North » reviewsKagome is now..diferent.she is NOT your avrage Miko.Now she is a Miko-Deamonness!She has left Inuyasha and went off on her own..What happends when she runs into our favorite deamon lord? also a few love triangles,LEMONS INCLUDED!I need a GOOD beta!PLZInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-3-09 - Published: 4-30-09 - Kagome & Sesshomaru8. His Doggie Side » reviewsWhat will happen if Kagome brings back a box of dog treats,a bone and a red ball?What will happen to our favorite demon lord when he sees them? Find out inside!T for languageInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 5-28-09 - Kagome & Sesshomaru9. Star Light reviewsThis is my vresion of Twilight Inuyashas way! Kagome is human Sesshoumaru is demon they fall in love...WARNING Inuyasha is not related to Sesshoumaru in any way, he is human! T for language and mabe a lot of lemons later rest inside.....Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-24-09 - Kagome & Sesshomaru10. PUPPY reviewsSesshoumaru is turned into a puppy! What happends if KAGOME finds him? Will it blossem love?....FIND OUT Sesshoumaru oocInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-16-09 - Kagome & Sesshomaru11. A Poem About Kanna » reviewsA poem about Kannas life with Naraku.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-7-09 - Kanna - Complete12. The Barny Adventure » reviewsINUYASHA MEETS BARNY! This is super funny! Rated T for language Hey guys I would like someone to draw the part when "I drew Naraku with a sword in his gut,wile he has a gernade in his mouth,with Koga at his feat with hearty eye blood every where."Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-5-09 - Published: 5-22-09 - Kagome & Sesshomaru13. The Strangest Day » reviewsThis story is veary retarded and has no plot line...Some close contact.Most parings are Kagome,Sesshoumaru Miroku,sango.Warning this is stupid!Pure humor!rated T just to make sure. Two shotInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 5-22-09 - Kagome & Sesshomaru - Complete