Favorite Movie, Book, and Everything Else Quotes:

Peter Gaulke: looking at napkin This is it? Our entire voice-over for our show on bears is written on a cocktail napkin?

Fred Wolf: Yeah, we wrote it last night when we were at P.J. Mahoney's.

Peter Gaulke: reading napkin Bears are large and brown. Alright, come on. Not all bears are large. How about baby bears, huh? Bears derive their name from a football team in Chicago. No. It's the other way around. Jesus Christ Fred, come on. It is estimated that bears kill over two million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare. Right, that's got to be true, right? Alright, let's go with that one.

~Strange Wilderness

I always feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out!

~Billy Madison

Officer:She could get a protection order. Slim:What's that? A little piece of paper that says he can't come around? Officer:Right. Slim:And when he does come around, what does she do? Throw it at him?

~Enough

Mitch: You want to fight? Like man on man? Slim: Woman to man... Mitch: Oh, man against woman.. isn't that a little unfair? Slim: For whom?

~Enough

By all means move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

~Devil Wears Prada

Raul: What you huggin me for? Ramón: He told me to. Raul: Get away. Ramón: No, you like it!

~Happy Feet

1) We NEVER use Transfiguration as a punishment, surely Professor Dumbledore told you that! 2) He might have mentioned it...

~Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Sirius Black: Brilliant, Snape; once again you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion. Now if you'll excuse us, Remus and I have some unfinished business to attend to. Professor Snape: Give me a reason. I beg you. Professor Lupin: Severus, don't be a fool. Sirius Black: He can't help it. It's habit by now. Professor Lupin: Sirius, be quiet... Sirius Black: Calm yourself, Remus! Professor Snape: Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple. Sirius Black: Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?

~Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Askaban

"Max: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Chief: I don't know, are you thinking holy shit holy shit a sword fish just almost went through my head?"

~Get Smart

“I’ll make you trust me. And when you’ve told me everything I need to know, I’ll kill you.”

~Death Note

“For me… apples are like cigarettes and liquor for humans. If I’m deprived I go into withdrawals.”

~Death Note

“In that city shrouded in fog…there is no mercy. Innocent soul inside your prison that spews forth smoke and cries out…Dye your Holy book crimson! And go forth into oblivion…smiling at death’s hollow kiss.”

~ Godchild

"Conscious and reputation are two things. Conscious is due to yourself and reputation is due to your nieghbor."

~St. Augistine

"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair wether and ask for it back as soon as it starts raining."

~Robert Frost