I don't know how many people would read this, if any, but that doesn't mean I can't tell about myself.
The name is Alex and I'm 21 years old and live in Kansas, which has to be the most boring state ever! I'm not kidding, I have lived here my whole life and still haven't found much to do. Thankfully, I like being outside in the country as much as I like being in the city, so its okay. No, I don't own a farm but I do own two of the most fabulous horses anyone could dream of. I'm not married, but I do have a boyfriend and I have been with him for a year.
College is awesome. Working towards my degree in Veterinary Medicine an K-State. (Go Wildcats!) I am also a fan of KU, but don't ask me how that works. Lets just way its not a good thing to accidently wear crimson and blue around here, even if you are only at the gas station.
I am the only child to two of the most fantastic parents in the whole world. Even though I don't have any siblings, I still have a fairly large family. I'm really close to everyone on my mom's side and I love them all so much. Now, don't get me wrong, I love my dad's side too, but I'm not as close to them. I don't see any of my family as often as I would like but we keep in touch. That doesn't mean I don't have a new family. Me and my best friends.
What can I say about them to do them justice? Tori, Alex (yes she has the same name as me), and Tessa have been my best friends since the 3rd grade. I don't know what I would do without them because they are the sisters I never had. Then there's Connor and Mitch, my brothers, even if we look nothing alike. I know they would do anything to protect me if I ever needed it. Then of course there is my boyfriend, the love of my life, Nick. The seven of us are always together. I'm just waiting for someone to find another guy to complete out little group.
I haven't written any fanfiction yet, but I plan to do so in the near future.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy:No, this is fun.
Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you, now slow down!
Guy:Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
GASP. SEE? THIS IS WHY YOU MEN SHOULDNT USE PICKUP LINES :D
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
If anyone actually read all of that...kudos to you!!
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