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Author has written 20 stories for Young Ones, Bottom, Doctor Who, Life on Mars, Ashes to Ashes, Sherlock, and Little House series. Probably too old to be doing this but doing it anyway. If you can't keep your socks under better control than that, you shan't be allowed to have any! -- Mike to Vyvyan HILRED TO FOURTH DOCTOR: Confess! FOURTH DOCTOR: All right, I confess ... I confess you're a bigger idiot than I thought you were. -- "The Deadly Assassin" How is the Master on mathematics? Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! He's almost up to my standard. -- Castellan Spandrell and the Fourth Doctor in "The Deadly Assassin" It's too human in there for me. -- Ninth Doctor about Rose's family in "Rose" Shut up, Wesley! -- Captain Picard I was excellent. Everybody loved me. I love myself, and I like bums. -- Cardinal Richelieu | |||||||
1. Gold Rush DoctorSome gold miners in the Mother Lode wonder if their friend "Doc" is more than he seems.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Published: 2-23-13 - 11th Doctor - Complete2. The Adventure of the Fob Watch » reviewsFormerly known as "Homo gallifreyensis." The full history of Sherlock Holmes. Actually a triple crossover with Star Trek TNG/Dr. Crusher. I've been meaning to continue this for some time but never found a way to do so. Now I have.Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-12-12 - Published: 12-12-09 - 11th Doctor & Sherlock H.3. The Doctor and the Cardinal » reviewsThe 13th Doctor goes back to 1788 to keep a promise to an unlikely friend.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,202 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-3-12 - Published: 5-19-12 - The Master - Complete4. The Mark of the Corsair reviewsAfter his visit to House, the Doctor goes to Woodstock and finds the Corsair - alive.Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-10-11 - 11th Doctor & The Corsair - Complete5. The Imprisonment of River SongHaving been convicted of murdering the 12th Doctor, River Song confronts her version of the Valeyard.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Published: 5-29-11 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete6. NanogenesI wrote this several weeks ago and didn't plan to post it, but then Elisabeth Slater died. It isn't about Sarah Jane, but ...Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Published: 4-19-11 - Grace H. - Complete7. Becoming the Last of the Time Lords reviewsThe end of the Time War.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-30-10 - 8th Doctor - Complete8. I ain't ever gonna feel better reviewsChris unwittingly brings in some very special brownies. Everyone but Sam has some. Based on an episode of "Barney Miller." Someday I may write a proper crossover.Life on Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-26-10 - Complete9. The First Temptation of Gene Hunt reviewsSuppose you were Gene Hunt, 19 years old, just killed after making a boneheaded decision. Suppose someone offered to return you to your old life. What would you do? Sorry, this is all to it. Forgot to mark it complete.Ashes to Ashes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-31-10 - Complete10. DSI Bleddyn reviewsGene Hunt gets a new boss. Gene uses the F word a lot. So does his new boss. Gene also uses a few racist/sexist/homophobic terms. If you can't handle it, what the F are you reading this for, you girlie soft nancy ... ;Life on Mars - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-30-10 - Complete11. Policy reviewsWhy the Doctor doesn't get too involved with his companions. Scene: In the middle of "The Doctor Dances." Revised already .Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-21-10 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete12. The Deadly Winter reviewsDeSmet is starving, and Almanzo and Cap go after the wheat, and meet a very strange settler with a very long muffler. All right, I only wrote it because it struck me as a very unlikely crossover - but I think it works.Crossover - Doctor Who & Little House series - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-29-10 - 4th Doctor - Complete13. A Witty Little Knitter reviewsThe story behind the famous scarf.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-09 - 4th Doctor - Complete14. Change reviewsAnything - ANYTHING - I may say seems to constitute a spoiler. It's only 1,278 words, just read it. :Young Ones - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-12-0915. Richie's inheritance » reviewsAunt Mabel, Richie's last surviving relative, dies, and Richie inherits millions of pounds. This leads to sex, drugs, violence and crap double-entendres, only in more luxurious surroundings. Special guest star: Ethel Cardew.Bottom - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-4-09 - Published: 6-27-0916. First patient reviewsA little known fact: Vyvyan treated Richard Richard - not once, but three times. Revised to correct minor error of usage, plus to clean up some stuff that bothered me and add things I thought about after the fact.Crossover - Young Ones & Bottom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-26-09 - Complete17. The Unforgiven » reviewsVyvyan Basterd, now in his mid-40s and an established trauma surgeon in the United States, is forced to confront his past. **COMPLETED** Subject to revision.Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,835 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-18-09 - Published: 4-22-09 - Complete18. Overhead at the beach reviewsA couple of strange English chaps named Richie and Eddie discuss their relationship.Bottom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-7-09 - Complete19. Vyvyan's Drunken Ramble reviewsVyvyan is so drunk he'll even talk to Rick. Rating mostly for liberal use of "F" bombs, with hints of slashiness.Young Ones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-9-09 - Complete
