| Suomanona . Onzwald |
Author has written 2 stories for Animaniacs, and Transformers. Name: La- as if i'd give out my name... you may now call me either Suomanona or Onzwald. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. little useless facts about me: 1. i probably talk more than any other thing i do. 16 funny things/insults/random things that i would say if i had the chance... 1. "half of the time i'll agree with what you have to say but the other half i won't even know what you're talking about because i wasn't listening" the list goes past 16 but im keeping the rest to myself!! COPY AND PASTE THINGIES TIME!! If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think the 90's shows were the best, copy and paste this onto your profile. 95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Wolf Pyralis, Rabid Rabbit's Rampage, BloodySalvation, Sonicalia, metal.lamp-silvertongue, Kaity the Chameleon, Trauts, SpinalTapSoundGuy, Not G. Ivingname, ONZWALD. If you think you are trying to fit in by putting your name on this list, go back to school because your missing the point. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile. 95 percent of teens would freak if Hanna Montana retired, copy and paste this if you would be on your knees yelling "FINALLY"! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you want to join the dark side for the cookies, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy this onto your profile .eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you ever randomly hum old theme songs to childhood shows, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If have you ever spent more time memorizing Yakko's World than doing your homework, copy and paste this on your profile. ()() Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination. phear the cuteness. If you act strangely for no apparent reason, post this to your profile. TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! l=lVl=l vs. l\ .M. /l If you laugh maniacally at the weirdest of times, like when you're in a room with only one person and both of you are silent, and make said person look at you strangely, copy and post this to your profile. If, and only IF, you nod at every one of these and/or laugh at them, then post this to your profile. Friends will say "You deserve better" Best friends will call him and say " You die in seven days" Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. "Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork." Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most. Of course I'm talking to myself: who else can I trust? Don't follow me I'm lost too. At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me. It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it? I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?! Haha. I don't get it. A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying,"Let's do it again!!" So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun. If at first you don't suceed then sky diving isn't for you. Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrive them. Set sail in a general...THAT WAY direction. Music is my boyfriend. Definition of Your Mom: How to anwser a question when your bored. Poke me. I dare you. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. Doctors say I have multiple personalties. We disagree with that. Bom. Chicka. Waa. Waa. You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder. I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate. Danger: The person beside you is stupid. It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone. This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!! Defenition of homework-crude form of mind control still practiced in some priminal areas of the world One day your prince will come.Mine?Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions. WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over. I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me? Whenever you feel pissed off at someone,walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'r a mile away from them and you have their shoes!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Did you know...Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity. Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it. Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorway and run away... he hates that. Paper may beat rock but cannon ball make big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keybord can crush your crummy pen! Why do we teach kids that violence is not the anwser and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up. My knight in shining armor turned put to be a loser in aluminum foil. How are the force and duct-tape the same?- Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together. Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Education is important, school however, is another matter. What happens when you get scared half to death twice? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade! The sun has set the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison!! Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away. Who was the first person to look a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"? When French people swear do they say padon my English? "Most people learn by observation, and there are a few who lear by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." If technically after midnight it's morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? Shouldn't we call it something like early morning? - I got that from Remember The 90’s Cartoons’ profile 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" - and I got that from Paulagirl’s profile- (I love stealing random things that appeal to me!!) I stabbed Paris Hilton because that bitch stole my taco Step 1 : Pick the month you were born, and record the appropriate phrase. Jan- I robbed, Feb- I needed, Mar-I banged, Apr- I killed, May- I jumped, Jun - I smoked with, Jul- I ran naked with, Aug- I ran shirtless with, Sept- I shot, Oct- I stabbed, Nov- I slapped, Dec- I cuddled Step 2: Pick the date you were born, and record the appropriate phrase. 1- The Trojan man, 2- A homeless guy, 3- A homo, 4- brittany spears, 5- A dog, 6- Jezzy the Snowman, 7- Paris hilton, 8- My lover, 9- A toothbrush, 10- A glass of milk, 11- My boyfriend, 12- A teletubby, 13- The cookie monster, 14- A drunk, 15- A crack head, 16- A cat, 17- A bum, 18- A whore, 19- The Kool-Aid man, 20- A stripper, 21-A porn star, 22- barney the dinosaur, 23- A condom, 24- An Easter egg, 25- A hottie, 26- My exgirlfriend, 27- A bag of weed, 28-A female friend, 29- Your mom, 30- A bowl of cereal, 31- A rock star. Step 3: Pick what color shirt you're wearing, and record the appropriate phrase. White- Because that bitch stole my taco, Black- Because I love marijuana, Pink- Because I'm good in bed, Red- Because I have AMAZING boobs, Brown- Because I still love him, Polka Dots- Because I hate my life, Purple- Because I'm gay, Grey- Because I'm sexy like that, Green- Because I love to snort cocaine, Orange- Because I smoke crack, Turquoise- Because I have a noodle in my nose, Blue- Because I'm the sexiest bitch alive, Tye Dye- Because I'm a scuba diver, Other- Because I have double D's, None- Because I have a killer 6 pack Take time to read each sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny) IF YOU HAVE READ EITHER ONE OF MY STORIES YOU MUST READ THIS i might come up with more stories/fics later when i feel like it... ((OMFG i don't have ANY reviews for Double Trouble)) im also on fictionpress.net :http://www.fictionpress.com/u/688214/Onzwald END. THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TIME TO READ MY PROFILE WHICH IS FULL OF POINTLESS JUNK | |||||
1. Lactose Intolerant » reviewsmy first fanfic how I think yakko and everybody @ the WB movie lot found out yakko was lactose intolerant... ...and how it happened R&R peoplesAnimaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,496 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-15-09 - Published: 5-12-092. Double Trouble » reviewsSORRY I SUCK AT SUMMARIES! "She was a twin even though no-one knew it. she did. She also knew she had two older brothers aswell. No-one knew that either. The only problem was... that she didn't know where they were" Rated for giant robot violence R&RTransformers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-15-09 - Published: 8-12-09 - Bumblebee & Sideswipe