Information:

Age: My mind is sixteen years older than my body.

Genres: Humor, parody, crossover, AU, sci-fi, fantasy, tragedy, angst, horror.

Profession: Wannabe intellectual/writer.

Loves: Art, humor, sleep, life, death, fiction, learning, correct grammar and punctuation.

Hates: Canon, kids (funny), liars, bad fanfiction, bad writing, hypocrites, bad teachers.

Appearance: Short

Gender: Female

Favorite Writers: Vladimir Nabokov, Alexander McCall Smith, H.P.Lovecraft, Wolfgang Koeppen, Raymond Queneau, Yoko Ogawa.

Favorite Novels: 2666; Ada, or Ardor; Laughter in the Dark; Death in Rome; Zazie in the Metro; The Chronicles of Narnia; Expresso Tales; A Confederacy of Dunces; Clash of Civilizations Over an Elevator in Piazza Vittorio; The Diving Pool; The Housekeeper and the Professor

Favorite Manga: Gunslinger Girl; Fullmetal Alchemist; Mushishi; Honey & Clover; We Were There; Pig Bride; Soul Eater

General Information: I want to be a professional writer, and I'm suffering from writer's block. In two years I've only produced 28-pages of double-spaced prose. Bad! Fan fiction, as it is easy to plot, is a way of dealing with it. All's well that end's well, at least.

Updates:

2/19/09 Well, I've begun. In two days, my character sketch--a little thing on Snape--will be uploaded. It's part of my trying to halt my SnapeisGoodandHandsome!obession. Ugh, he really isn't.

5/1/09 Happy May Day. Uploaded the drabble, wondering if I should turn it into a multi-chapter fic. I'll wait for feedback, if I receive any.