Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!! ... OR ATLEAST THEY SHOULD, CAUSE IF THEY DONT THEY ARENT TRUE TWILIGHTERS!

If you are so obsessed with the series you can practically quote parts of the book (or chapters), copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

(I Think This Is So Sweet I Cried)

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

Quotes I Love

VAMPIRE DIARIES

"Isn't that nice? Stefan joins a team, makes a friend. It's all so 'Rah rah, go team, yeah!' " - Damon, Vampire Diaries (TV)

"Guess I could just seduce her the old fashioned way. Or I could just.. eat her." - Damon, Vampire Diaries (TV)

" 'These wood-tipped things are nasty; they might hurt somebody,' Damon said, mildly chiding. He replaced one of the cartridges and snapped the clip back in, aiming thoughtfully at Alaric." - Vampire Diaries, The Fury.

"I told Stefan from the beginning that he was selfish not to share you. Brothers should share things, you know." - Damon, Vampire Diaries, The Fury.

"If you walk away, it's for you. Because I know what I want. Stefan, I love you."- Elena, Vampire Diaries (TV)

"I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead." - Damon, Vampire Diaries (TV)

"We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!" - Damon, Vampire Diaries (TV)

" I've sworn off men forever, but it doesn't mean I can't observe them from a safe distance." - Jenna, Vampire Diaries (TV)

" I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers." - Damon, Vampire Diaries (TV)

Lexi: "The famous Elena?"
Elena: "Towel girl."
Lexi: "I've been called worse." - Vampire Diaries (TV)

Damon: "Does it get tiring, being so righteous?"
Elena: "It flares up in the presence of psychopaths." - Vampire Diaries (TV)

"I am gonna drink until someone is hot enough to make out with." - Caroline, Vampire Diaries (TV)

Damon: "What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!"
Caroline: "You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't."
Damon: "I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it." - Vampire Diaries (TV)

"That's for me to know and for you to dot, dot, dot" - Damon, Vampire Diaries (TV)

GIUSEPPE: "What do you mean, you're not going back(to university)?"
DAMON: "I would have thought even you could understand such a simple sentence, father. Shall I repeat it in Latin for you?"
GIUSEPPE:" You are telling me that I... will have to face my friends knowing my son is a... an idler?"
DAMON: "Apparently. If you can call those who fawn on you in the hopes that you will lend them money your friends."

to Elena)
DAMON "Do you know... that a mole on the neck means you'll be wealthy? Do you mind if I check?"
STEFAN " I mind."
DAMON "But do you matter?"

(on the subject of joining Katherine)
KATHERINE "I didn't mean to hurt you... I'm sorry."
DAMON "Katherine?"
KATHERINE "Yes"
DAMON "Katherine..."
KATHERINE "Yes, Damon?"
DAMON :Go to hell. "

(denying the attack of Vickie Bennett)
ELENA "The cemetery, remember? The ruined church? The girl you left wandering around there in her slip?"
DAMON" Sorry, no. And I usually do remember girls I leave wandering in their slips."

TWILIGHT

"So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?" - Mike newton

"When I came here as a child, he would always remove the bullets as soon as he walked in the door. I guess he considered me old enough now not to shoot myself by accident, and not depressed enough to shoot myself on purpose." - Bella

"I wasn’t interesting. And he was. Interesting… and brilliant… and mysterious… and perfect… and beautiful… and possibly able to lift full-sized vans with one hand." - Bella Swan

"Honestly — I’ve seen corpses with better color. I was concerned that I might have to avenge your murder." - Edward Cullen

"And you accused me of dazzling people — poor Jacob Black." - Edward Cullen

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…"

"What a stupid lamb."

"What a sick, masochistic lion." - Edward and Bella

"He hesitated — not in the normal way, the human way. Not the way a man might hesitate before he kissed a woman, to gauge her reaction, to see how he would be received. Perhaps he would hesitate to prolong the moment, that ideal moment of anticipation, sometimes better than the kiss itself. Edward hesitated to test himself, to see if this was safe, to make sure he was still in control of his need. And then his cold, marble lips pressed very softly against mine." - Bella Swan

"It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share." - Alice Cullen

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-if you wish you could go to a vampire academy like rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile

-if you are so angry at the freaking strigoi for turning dimitri and taking him away from rose, post this

-if vampires are real, post it

-if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!

-If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile.