Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

for those of you who know KyuubiSpirals im the destiny bow down before my awsumness...-cricket chirps- fine dont bow see if i care hmph--XD

im actually not that conceited (KyuubiSpirals:yeah you are) (me:shut up)

anyway ill be riting lemons for people who feel too awkwerd to write lemons & ill write oneshots & stories for myself...eventually (i am slow) (& seriously cant spell DX )

here is my youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/luvzanime1

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couples:

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naruto:

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sasunaru/narusasu (im not picky who controls the sex so long as they have the sex X3)

itasasunaru/itanarusasu (same consept except itachi has to top XD)

sasunarusai (if sai is along sasuke gets possesive & has to top)

sasu/naru \ sai/naru \ gaa/naru \ neji/naru \ kiba/naru (any combonation of at least 2 of those couples competing naru is just to cute for ppl not to fight over)

narusaku (its cute enough to watch a good amv every now & then)

naruhina (ditto)

sasusaku (i just love a good "make you cry" amv)

shikainosai (not as a 3-way but w/ ino liking both of them & both of them liking her)

saisaku (just so damn cute X3)

nejihina (so cute yet angsty)

kibahina (how can one resist)

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kingdom hearts:

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rikusora (makes for great stories)

AkuRoku (its teh smex ;9)

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gravitation:

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shuichi x yuki (duh its the shows couple)

shuichi x ryuichi (they are so alike and ryuichi lurvs shuichi)

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now for describing who i am

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You Are 60 Weird

You're so weird, you think you're totally normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!

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You Were the Arty Kid Whether you were a drama freak or an emo poet, you definitely were expressive and unique.

You're probably a little less weird these days - but even more talented!

You are Agnostic You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you.

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You Should Be An Aquarius What's good about you: philosophical and idealistic, you are a great thinker

What's bad about you: you require a lot of space - it's hard to get close to you

In love: you're quirky and playful, but you hate to be smothered

In friendship, you're: likely to have many acquaintances and very few good friends

Your ideal job: pilot, snow boarder, or science fiction writer

Your sense of fashion: unconventional, unique outfits that turn heads

You like to pig out on: anything with garlic or unique spices

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You Have a Melancholic Temperament Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.
You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.
You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.

Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.
You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.
Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.

At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.
You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.
You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficul

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It's Difficult For You to Fall in Love Looking back on your life, you will only have one true love.

You've been deeply wounded in the past, and you're still recovering from that hurt.

It's important to you that your lover is very attractive. You like to have someone to show off.

In fights, you love to debate and defend yourself. You logic prevails - or at least you'd like to think so.

Break-ups can be painful for you, but you never show it. You hold your head high.

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Your Inner Blood Type is Type B You follow your own rules in life, even if you change the rules every day.
Sure, you tend to be off the wall and unpredictable, but that's what makes you lovable.
And even though you're a wild child, you have the tools to be a great success.
You are able to concentrate intently - and make the impossible possible.

You are most compatible with: B and AB

Famous Type B: Leonardo Di Caprio

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You Don't Have a Boyfriend Because You are Too Shy

When a guy gets to know you, he finds a great catch
Problem is... you're too shy for most guys to get to know.
From meeting someone to dating, you usually have your guard up.
And while you're just holding back, it makes you seem like you've got something to hide.

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Your Five Variable Love Profile Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long!
There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering.

Experience Level:

Your experience level is medium.
You probably have had a couple significant loves.
And you may have even had your heart broken.
But you haven't really dated a wide variety of people.

Dominance:

Your dominance is high.
It's your way or the highway when it comes to love.
You like to be very involved in your sweetie's life.
No question, you like to be the one calling the shots.

Cynicism:

Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.

Independence:

Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time".
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered.

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You Are 60 Abnormal You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at high risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is very likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer

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You Are a Seeker Soul You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).

Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.

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now for teh quotes:

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" "But his face is fine. Who gets into a fight and doesn't get punched in the face? That's the first place I'd hit. You know, like right in the eye."

"Maybe he was fighting a really small kid. Or a monkey. Or a leprachaun."

"Could you be serious?"

"I am serious, they get pissed off when you take their Lucky Charms." " - kiba and naruto in a fanfic called Orchestral Infatuation

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"I'm talking about your hormones." Kaida said. "I don't know what the hell you were fighting about, but boys are like animals. Even Shikamaru. He's like a freaking sloth."

"Thanks for your opinion." Shikamaru muttered. - once again Orchestral Infatuation

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Sasuke slamming the door behind Naruto. Now they were both soaked.

“You just want to wear another of my trendy t-shirts,” joked Sasuke.

“You do realise no one under forty uses the word trendy, right?” - a fanfic called uchiha books

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“I hung it in the bathroom. I’ll get it and get changed myself; it’s freezing in here.”

“That would be because you’re too cheap to pay for heating!”

“One of man’s first inventions was fire, why should I pay for something that a simpleton can create?”

“We could use the books,” said Naruto thoughtfully.

“Don’t you touch my books!” -uchiha books isnt this story priceless

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“No way! I don’t know whether that’s sad or cool..or sick..or just plain..somthing..oh come on help me out man, whats the word?” - me when my step-dad-to-be mike showed me that he has sharingon contacts

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“Mild mannered bookshop assistant by day, nunchuck wielding ninja by night!” He started jumping about, chopping his arms and doing high kicks. Sasuke headed to the back of the shop, behind the curtain to the kitchenette, counting down in his head, three, two, one…there was a loud noise of books falling off shelves.

“Owww,” came the small wail.

“You’d better put them back!” called out Sasuke, repressing a laugh. uchiha books once more

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What had happened to him? To his dream? He had always visualised himself owning a little bookshop, being quiet and respectable, not troubling the outside world and not letting it trouble him. But not only had he employed the ‘ninja’ whirlwind that was currently destroying his shop, he was actually enjoying his company. His company…and the view. God I need wine. Sasuke had no problem with the fact he was gay. No one could tell, presuming he didn’t even have a sex life, which would be true, but the thought of having feelings for this blond idiot…Urgh! Where are my standards? I used to have standards!

“What are you doing?” Naruto called out, left alone in the front of the shop.

“Looking for my standards,” huffed Sasuke.

“What!?” his employee yelled. - do you have to ask?(uchiha books)

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I employ an idiot. Ergo, I am an idiot. -sasuke from uchiha books

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No, wait, this isn’t my fault. It is society’s fault for making the courting process so difficult. What’s the point? He isn’t even gay. You can tell, he isn’t gay.- sasuke thinking from uchiha books

“Still raining,” commented Naruto
“Yes.” Amazing reply: witty, succinct and intelligent all in one. -sasuke is nervous can you tell?(uchiha books) XD

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“Do you mind if I hang out here ‘til it stops? I don’t fancy getting wet again.”

“Oh, sure. Yes, that’s fine.” Did I score? Does that count as scoring if I secure the prey- I mean, courtee here? -sasuke via uchiha books

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“You don’t need to feel obliged to work here, if you want to move on I can give you a reference,” said Sasuke quickly.

“Would it be honest? Because that might hurt my chances of getting another job,” joked the blond.

Sasuke gave a small smile. “Maybe I could twist the words a little.” -do i really need to say it?(uchiha books)

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and Naruto prayed to the almighty god of ramen that she would quell the anger of the other girls. The ramen god could do anything, after all. -Orchestral Infatuation

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you know what!? no! just no! and you call me the child and you the adult?! what has the world come to when a person can have the sence of logic to asume that!? - me to mike when he asumed that i would take his side in an arguement with my mom about weather males or females are the greater sex (im female but he expected me to take the boys side)

may the gods of ramen and may jashin-sama unite to strike you down you prick!! -me to mike durring our prank war

prick!?im the prick?? what have you been smoking you freakin phsyco!! you put baking soda in my coffee instead of suger and replaced the rum w/ water!! wth am i supposed to cook w/ ? - his response

you are soooo gay...tell me who sucks whose cock? you or mom -my response

-smacks me on the head hard- are you implieing IM a gay MAN?? - my mom who was walking through the room at the time =.="

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omg squee!! now give! - me when mike showed me his tobi mask

FUUUUUCK!! NO WAY IN HELL!! EGGS REALLY?? -me mom and mike all ironicly in unison when my sister broke open all the eggs in the fridge and spread the eggy goop across the shag rug

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turn right! turn right! turn right! turn right! turn right! turn right! turn right! turn right! turn right! turn right! turn right! turn right! turn right! turn right! turn right!!
aww you missed it...turn around! turn around! turn around! turn around! TURN!! A!! ROOUUND!!-whines- -mike. said while he was hanging halfway out the window as we passed the exit that led to an anime convention at an anime theme park XD

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me:"gimie the jashin-damn choclate" my mom:"wat?? who the hell is this josh person and...is he cute" me: -slaps hand on face and drags it down slowly-
my mom's boyfriend mike(who is a narutard):"no no no! she said jashin not josh and jashin-sama is hidans god you dipstick" my mom: "-blushes angrily- im gonna rip off your
dipstick in a second if you dont shut the fuck up" -me and my mom's screwed up side of the family

me:"popsicles." my mom:"popsicles?" me:"popsicles." mike:"popsicles?" me:"popsicles."
my 3 year old sister:"-she seriously pops up from outa nowere from like thin AND thick air- POPSICLES!!" -again, me and my family

me:"i want icecream" mike:-just finished watching all the austin powers movies- ok we'll go out and get you some choclate asscream ya ass" me:"heyy!!...i wanted strawberry." -i think you know where ;)

its only funny till somebody gets hurt. then its fucking hilarious one of my life philosiphys

its all "fun and games" until sumone falls down. then its "laugh until we all fall down"~ once again me

its all alrite until someone busts there ass. then who cares its funny! ~ hmm i wonder who? (me)

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